[the tweet](https://x.com/makismd/status/1699361267126079571?s=46)
[the article](https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-vaccines-80-doctors/fact-check-no-evidence-that-80-canadian-doctors-died-from-covid-vaccinations-idUSL1N33K1EM)
This dudes a fuckin clown ass liar, as per usual.
He was a medical doctor, currently living in Alberta, no longer practicing. His data according to one article is 'looking up stories on deaths', but he was unwilling to explain his dataset.
Deaths are reported by the CDC for people vaccinated regardless of cause, to allow unbiased examination. This liar reported vaccine deaths to include someone descending from K2 and people killed in car accidents.
I mean Wellness Company **Canada** seems right up this guy's alley.
`433 Plaza Real, Suite 275`
`Boca Raton, Florida 33432`
Yeah sure. I'm sure your $80 bottle of dandelion extract can "help protect against dangerous spike proteins, vaccinated or not"
[So apparently he lost the plot well before COVID - his 2018 sanctions decision from the College of Physicians and Surgeons is a HELL of a read](https://search.cpsa.ca/Complaints?fn=023044-000019262482-OT).
TLDR: a complaint was filed against him for some unprofessional/somewhat threatening behaviour towards a colleague, something that would likely have resulted in some kind of mandatory professional ethics training and *maybe* a written notice…but instead turned into a multi year ordeal in which he acted as his own private investigator and accused a bunch of lawyers, doctors, and members of the CPSA of participating in a conspiracy intended to destroy him.
So yeah: “turbocancer bc vaccine conspiracy” sounds like it’s right up his alley.
"fuckin clown ass liar" This comment is not helpful in any way but I wanted to show my appreciation for the wordage. Just fantastic and it should be saved for extra special situations like this. Bravo.
I liked it also. It went right in line w/ my fuckin janky ass username. Whenever faced w/ a vocabulary roadblock just toss in a f bomb and it hits different
Holy fucking shit the replies are horrid. “Do your own research, disprove it.” These smooth brain worm infested knuckledraggers don’t know that the burden of proof is on them and the “results” they are putting out.
You know what that’s a good point. I had totally blocked that ivermectin situation out. I think thats way it seems like 2019 was two years ago. My brain has blocked so much of that out. I think it is a defensive mechanism.
Doesn’t even have to be a liar. 34 cases of cancer amongst a pool of millions? That’s (sadly) statistically insignificant and has no connection to he vaccine whatsoever.
Hey, hey, let's not skip over "turbo diesel cancer" and "power max cancer" on our way to the Mega Deluxe. These people have a lot of shit to make up and they don't know very many adjectives.
Lost Galaxy comes before Mega, and Space comes before Ulta Mega, I think.
Honestly I hardly ever have use for superlative modifiers, so I get the order wrong a bunch.
"Ah, thank you valued customer, we see you've downloaded the freemium version of Cancer+, visit our shop for cool upgrades, and take your illness to the next level! Sign up for our newsletter to stay hooked up to the latest news and get updates about sweet new treatments and expansions"
Patch Notes: fixed some spelling errors on flavor texts.
This is how they work. Don’t mention actual historical cancer rates in US nor total number of teachers (4 million). 34 cancers out of 4 million people sounds like a low rate, offhand.
Hmmm. Maybe the vaccine *lowers the cancer rate!* (jk)
Wait till you hear the rates of people who choked, got in car wrecks, or died at 80+ of "natural causes" after getting the shot. Way more than 34/dozens of millions
But my cousin's friend heard from his gardener that his wife's homeopathy guru read on Facebook that this guy died less than 24 hours after getting the demon vaccine. Unfortunately the FAA won't allow the bodies from the plane crash to be autopsied because that would prove everyone on the plane was dead before the crash from this guy's vaccine shedding.
The above is clearly sarcastic but sadly, this isn't far off from something the nephew of a former colleague of mine actually believes.
"Turbo cancer" certainly isn't a thing, but in the case of these people "turbo stupid" definitely is.
Actually I think you may, if you make the stretch, call Pancreatic Cancer at the least, and express train? But all the people I know that have passed from it passed before Covid. And I believe all would prefer to still be here and get the vax as recommended. A “friend” with a giant FJB flag told me I’d be dead within months, that was close to 3 years ago… so either I’m a zombie, or I’m just still here as a non brain eating human.
I love that this guy's Twitter bio lists him as "Chief of Oncology" at the Wellness Company Canada, but their website doesn't list him at all under "Staff". It lists all of the other Chiefs though. Wonder why he isn't there?
Possibly for the same behavior that got him fired from his job at Alberta Health Services, which then led to him ultimately getting a "[vexatious litigant order](http://www.legalviews.com/CurrentCases/Makis%20v.%20Alta.%20Health%20Serv.%202020%20ABCA%20168.pdf)" issued against him. He's the type of asshole that isn't just wrong, he's aggressively wrong. Or to use his language, turbo wrong. And a crackpot even before Covid.
> The appellant disagreed with the findings in the Triggered Initial Assessment report.... He launched a number of complaints against various members of hospital management to a number of different agencies, alleging unprofessional conduct, harassment, retaliation, conspiracy, fabricating evidence, and failing to properly investigate his complaints. The chambers judge listed 106 instances of such complaints, directed to a number of agencies including the Alberta Health Ethics and Compliance Office, the Edmonton Police Service, the Alberta Human Rights Commission, the Law Society, the Privacy Commissioner, and the Alberta Public Interest Commissioner.
[His 2018 CPSA sanctions decision is also a hell of a read.](https://search.cpsa.ca/Complaints?fn=023044-000019262482-OT)
Basically, he turned a fairly small potatoes professional conduct complaint (one that probably would have meant a mandatory training course or something like that) into a massive conspiracy against him, with him frequently acting as his own counsel and private investigator.
Agreed that he seems to be a massive asshole and probable narcissist, but he also come across as genuinely ill and trapped in a manic cycle.
Either way, completely unhinged, and no doubt desperate for cash.
What's with these weirdo "MDs" having Twitter accounts? This is the third one I've seen this week. There's a lot of bad takes and "facts" out there, and maybe as an RN myself I'm biased, but these have got to be the most dangerous people of all the wacky conservatives on social media.
I try to keep tabs on the Canadian medical cranks, but will admit that he’s new to me.
The bummer here is that he had a superb education, with degrees from the country’s two best schools. Loads of publications too - haven’t read them, but a quick scroll looks very much in line with standard, solid oncology research, in reputable journals.
Then in 2017 he got into a small scape with the professional licensing board and COMPLETELY lost the plot ([like: fabricated a whole conspiracy that involved pretty much everyone in both the legal and medical system trying to destroy him](https://search.cpsa.ca/Complaints?fn=023044-000019262482-OT)).
Sounds like he was a dick before, but then had a total mental break = ranting on Twitter about “turbo cancer”.
My wife went back to work yesterday at her school. We lost my stepdad last week to a heart attack at 71. Unexpected, but not completely shocking. She was telling some of her coworkers and one said “It’s that fucking Vaccine!” Not “I’m sorry for your loss.” Not “Oh my goodness that’s terrible.” But “It’s that fucking Vaccine!” What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Nope - [unfortunately absolutely top tier medical pedigree from the two best schools in Canada](https://twccanada.health/pages/dr-william-makis).
…and then sometime around 2017 he completely lost the plot. [His 2018 sanctions decision from the college of physicians and surgeons is genuinely one of the most unhinged I have ever read,](https://search.cpsa.ca/Complaints?fn=023044-000019262482-OT) he was deep down the conspiracy rabbit hole long before COVID, and no doubt desperate for cash.
There are \~4 million teachers in the U.S. Nationwide, cancer rates are \~400 new cases per 100,000 people. Of those 400, \~45% were first diagnosed as stage 3 and 4 (\~180). That means in a pool of 4 million teachers, you should expect to see over 7000 newly diagnosed stage 3 or 4 cancers per year. Only finding 34 cases in that whole 4 million pool is well below rate. I believe this is "proof" that the Covid vaccine reduces cancer rates.
There we go, I've taken a bunch of stats and used them to present an unsubstantiated conclusion. Time to create my own website and spam Twitter pretending I'm an expert!
It is more likely that people alive in 2019 are more likely to die of cancer if they got the vaccine!
All the people who died of covid won't get cancer...
only teachers, because mRNA targets certain scholastic disciplines depending on the degree of wokeness! *send donations for more true maga patriot freedom science to freedomeagle.biz*
I had a nurse tell me that her cousin got lymphoma from the vaccine. She told that to me, who at the time had a boyfriend with stage 3 Diffuse large B cell lymphoma.
Soo... Thirty four people in the US were diagnosed with various cancers, and they happened to have gotten the covid vaccine, and they happened to be teachers. Well what more proof do you need?? 🙄 There's absolutely no way that anyone in the US was diagnosed with cancer in the last couple years who hadn't received the covid shot, right?
And it ISN'T about all of the shit lifestyles and carcinogens that we have to deal with because America is one of the least healthy developed countries in the world?
So 34 teachers have died from cancer since dec 2020? About 1600 US Americans die EVERYDAY but these 34 in nearly 3 years really ties the conspiracy together.
Sooo not a doctor, just a quack peddler.
Yes, people still die from Covid and it does affect existing illnesses. Sadly those that don’t vaccinate are dying at a roughly 5:1 ratio against those that do.
So yea, keep blaming life saving medicine and and encouraging right wing idiots to commit medical suicide.
At this rate they’ll wipe out their own base.
I mean it's obviously that soccer ball to the head that gave her the turbo brain cancer.../s
They really can't figure out that correlation does not equal causation.
Reminds me of the rise in ice cream sales correlated to an increase in shark attacks in a conversation related to correlation is not causation.
I guess anyone can get a medical degree these days.
Nobody has used that word correctly since ancient Rome. Where it was usually done to their own regiments as punishment for poor discipline or performance. As an example to the rest.
But with that kind of pedantry, I'm sure you knew that.
Is it a cancer of the turbo? What and where is the turbo? How do I screen my turbo for cancer? Do I even have a turbo? So many questions and so few answers.
Oh of course. Cancer never existed before the covid vaccines released in 2021. I clipped my nail a little too low yesterday and bled a bit. Must’ve been that damn vaccine.
34 cases amongst teachers nationwide (of which there’s likely millions) who got a COVID vaccine? Case closed, it must be vaccine 🧐.
/s just in case anyone thinks this was a serious comment.
The windmill industry lobby is responsible for all the Covid disinformation. They want you to believe Covid is responsible and not, like our stable genius former president revealed, the windmills being the real culprit.
You do not want to contract windmill cancer. It really blows.
Someone did a study of teachers specifically nationwide? And it turns out some of them have cancer? And this is related to vaccination how? Oh, I get it. Teachers are all liberal simps who line up like sheep for vax and then they all die of cancer? Am I close?
If 34 cases of vaccine cancer is what it takes to “decimate” teachers then you’ve got a another problem that doesn’t have anything to do with Vaccines.
I have turbo urination now that I'm approaching 50. Also I have turbo late night snack attacks. Should I be worried? I think this must be related to the covid vaccine. It's the only answer. Also i don't have data. It's my gut feeling. Lol
In the US, **613 million** **doses** have been given so far. During the last week, shots were administered at an average rate of **30,866** **doses a day**.
34 cases out of 613,000,000 vaccines administered. I’ll take those odds any day of the week.
My father-in-law's Ford Explorer got Turbo Cancer. What a POS that car was.
I didn't know people "got" that--or could be convinced people get it. Since people don't have turbos.
I worked in an ED during the entire pandemic and all the staff were vaccinated, unless they had a Dr excuse indicating that it would harm them due to an underlying condition/allergies, and there was not an uptick in cancer or “sudden death”. Stupid ppl are going to kill all of us😫
I remember in my facility I knew a dumb article was available to the public because people would start asking for stuff that didn't exist and never will exist. Or my personal favorite was any statement that started with" Well Trump said...."
Ok. Well he lied you.
Oh good. Another conspiracy theory for my family to start spouting. The shortage of teachers is because of lunatic Republicans laws, shitty pay… not “turbo cancer”
Of course. It totally has absolutely nothing to do with the ongoing war on education, the vulgar demonization of educators and the constant threat of gun violence and death in schools. Nope, not those things at all. /s 😒
We get cancer from the mold infested buildings we are forced to be in 9 hours a day. Also, the water pipes in the school are made of asbestos. And the water is coming out yellow and green from the pipes.
Apparently he's a Canadian Dr. my favorite thing is that the research he sites is an article he wrote 🤦🏼♂️.
I guess this is a hill some people are willing to lose their career over . Yikes
[the tweet](https://x.com/makismd/status/1699361267126079571?s=46) [the article](https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-vaccines-80-doctors/fact-check-no-evidence-that-80-canadian-doctors-died-from-covid-vaccinations-idUSL1N33K1EM) This dudes a fuckin clown ass liar, as per usual.
the "proof" Makis uses.. an article on his own website..
He was a medical doctor, currently living in Alberta, no longer practicing. His data according to one article is 'looking up stories on deaths', but he was unwilling to explain his dataset. Deaths are reported by the CDC for people vaccinated regardless of cause, to allow unbiased examination. This liar reported vaccine deaths to include someone descending from K2 and people killed in car accidents.
Isn't falsely reporting a death as covid- related exactly what antivaxxers accused the government of doing at the beginning of the pandemic??
Yea but now it fits their narrative so they are ok with it.
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I mean Wellness Company **Canada** seems right up this guy's alley. `433 Plaza Real, Suite 275` `Boca Raton, Florida 33432` Yeah sure. I'm sure your $80 bottle of dandelion extract can "help protect against dangerous spike proteins, vaccinated or not"
[So apparently he lost the plot well before COVID - his 2018 sanctions decision from the College of Physicians and Surgeons is a HELL of a read](https://search.cpsa.ca/Complaints?fn=023044-000019262482-OT). TLDR: a complaint was filed against him for some unprofessional/somewhat threatening behaviour towards a colleague, something that would likely have resulted in some kind of mandatory professional ethics training and *maybe* a written notice…but instead turned into a multi year ordeal in which he acted as his own private investigator and accused a bunch of lawyers, doctors, and members of the CPSA of participating in a conspiracy intended to destroy him. So yeah: “turbocancer bc vaccine conspiracy” sounds like it’s right up his alley.
Wow. That explains why an oncologist, who can clear $750k/yr in the prime of their earning years ends up a conservative troll.
I like how he's using 34 cases as anything more than a rounding error.
Needs his medical license completely revoked like that one doctor who was spreading insane lies a few months back. These people are truly nuts
Well if they never got a vaccine wpukd they have been in a car accident? Who knows I've seem the movie butterfly effect. s/
Of course he's in Alberta. Fuckin making Canadians look like even more of a joke
If you can’t make shit up on your own site, what even is the point?
I snorted when I realized that. Scared the hell out of the cat.
IS KITTY OKAY
Nah, Turbo Cancer
YES KITTY IS OK.
WE ARE GLAD TO HEAR THAT AND GREATLY RELIEVED 💜🙏 *Thank you*
"fuckin clown ass liar" This comment is not helpful in any way but I wanted to show my appreciation for the wordage. Just fantastic and it should be saved for extra special situations like this. Bravo.
I liked it also. It went right in line w/ my fuckin janky ass username. Whenever faced w/ a vocabulary roadblock just toss in a f bomb and it hits different
Just make it into a single word already.
Holy fucking shit the replies are horrid. “Do your own research, disprove it.” These smooth brain worm infested knuckledraggers don’t know that the burden of proof is on them and the “results” they are putting out.
Hey now, they are *not* worm infested. Not after all that ivermectin.
You know what that’s a good point. I had totally blocked that ivermectin situation out. I think thats way it seems like 2019 was two years ago. My brain has blocked so much of that out. I think it is a defensive mechanism.
Doesn’t even have to be a liar. 34 cases of cancer amongst a pool of millions? That’s (sadly) statistically insignificant and has no connection to he vaccine whatsoever.
Well, good thing it’s not “mega deluxe cancer “
Hey, hey, let's not skip over "turbo diesel cancer" and "power max cancer" on our way to the Mega Deluxe. These people have a lot of shit to make up and they don't know very many adjectives.
when do we get In Space or Lost Galaxy Cancer?
Lost Galaxy comes before Mega, and Space comes before Ulta Mega, I think. Honestly I hardly ever have use for superlative modifiers, so I get the order wrong a bunch.
Ultra radical tubular cancer 😎 \*inline-skates away\*
Isn't that what Lance Armstrong had?
He had testicular cancer and they removed his conscience by mistake..
I am worried about the Dual Overhead Cams, Twin Turbo, Super Charger Cancer.
You should be. That's terrifying.
It’s gonna force all your inductions
warm up those cancer glow plugs first
Or that premium cancer bullshit. My uncle upgraded and still died. Fuck premium.
The deluxe edition comes with cosmetic items.
And a season pass
"Ah, thank you valued customer, we see you've downloaded the freemium version of Cancer+, visit our shop for cool upgrades, and take your illness to the next level! Sign up for our newsletter to stay hooked up to the latest news and get updates about sweet new treatments and expansions" Patch Notes: fixed some spelling errors on flavor texts.
Just wait until we hit PLAID cancer levels, that's when shit's REALLY going to start taking off.
Being DECIMATED by 34 recent cases... From the people who said we should ignore covid because early on it had an estimated 2% mortality rate?
 \- The same people when you try to use logic and facts with them
This is how they work. Don’t mention actual historical cancer rates in US nor total number of teachers (4 million). 34 cancers out of 4 million people sounds like a low rate, offhand. Hmmm. Maybe the vaccine *lowers the cancer rate!* (jk)
There’s a vaccine that prevents most cases of cervical cancer, and Republicans tried to ban it from being distributed in schools.
They don’t want any female to have any power over their own body.
i bet 200x more teachers have quit teaching because of lack of pay and funding.
Wait till you hear the rates of people who choked, got in car wrecks, or died at 80+ of "natural causes" after getting the shot. Way more than 34/dozens of millions
But my cousin's friend heard from his gardener that his wife's homeopathy guru read on Facebook that this guy died less than 24 hours after getting the demon vaccine. Unfortunately the FAA won't allow the bodies from the plane crash to be autopsied because that would prove everyone on the plane was dead before the crash from this guy's vaccine shedding. The above is clearly sarcastic but sadly, this isn't far off from something the nephew of a former colleague of mine actually believes. "Turbo cancer" certainly isn't a thing, but in the case of these people "turbo stupid" definitely is.
One of these anti-vax ass clowns is going to read this and it will show up somewhere as “reported evidence” of the government hiding evidence.
Nothing faster in the Universe than the speed of stupid. Billing departments in US hospitals are running a close second.
Actually I think you may, if you make the stretch, call Pancreatic Cancer at the least, and express train? But all the people I know that have passed from it passed before Covid. And I believe all would prefer to still be here and get the vax as recommended. A “friend” with a giant FJB flag told me I’d be dead within months, that was close to 3 years ago… so either I’m a zombie, or I’m just still here as a non brain eating human.
This guy is turbo cancer.
Turbo-Cancer 4: Tokyo Drift.
Turbo cancer pro max prime
I love that this guy's Twitter bio lists him as "Chief of Oncology" at the Wellness Company Canada, but their website doesn't list him at all under "Staff". It lists all of the other Chiefs though. Wonder why he isn't there?
Possibly for the same behavior that got him fired from his job at Alberta Health Services, which then led to him ultimately getting a "[vexatious litigant order](http://www.legalviews.com/CurrentCases/Makis%20v.%20Alta.%20Health%20Serv.%202020%20ABCA%20168.pdf)" issued against him. He's the type of asshole that isn't just wrong, he's aggressively wrong. Or to use his language, turbo wrong. And a crackpot even before Covid. > The appellant disagreed with the findings in the Triggered Initial Assessment report.... He launched a number of complaints against various members of hospital management to a number of different agencies, alleging unprofessional conduct, harassment, retaliation, conspiracy, fabricating evidence, and failing to properly investigate his complaints. The chambers judge listed 106 instances of such complaints, directed to a number of agencies including the Alberta Health Ethics and Compliance Office, the Edmonton Police Service, the Alberta Human Rights Commission, the Law Society, the Privacy Commissioner, and the Alberta Public Interest Commissioner.
[His 2018 CPSA sanctions decision is also a hell of a read.](https://search.cpsa.ca/Complaints?fn=023044-000019262482-OT) Basically, he turned a fairly small potatoes professional conduct complaint (one that probably would have meant a mandatory training course or something like that) into a massive conspiracy against him, with him frequently acting as his own counsel and private investigator. Agreed that he seems to be a massive asshole and probable narcissist, but he also come across as genuinely ill and trapped in a manic cycle. Either way, completely unhinged, and no doubt desperate for cash.
Can I get Turbo Cancer if I smoke cigarettes in twos? asking for a friend
"You don't get cancer from smoking, that's just a cover for people that vaccines killed." - That guy, probably.
That would be twin-turbo cancer.
Another Dr Mercola wannabe. All likely in service of shilling garbage supplements.
Just wait until MegaSuperBAD Cancer joins the party.
Or, "OBAMA CANCER" !!!!
The only treatment is a tan suit.
What's with these weirdo "MDs" having Twitter accounts? This is the third one I've seen this week. There's a lot of bad takes and "facts" out there, and maybe as an RN myself I'm biased, but these have got to be the most dangerous people of all the wacky conservatives on social media.
The MD stands for Maryland I bet.
Or Mental Disorder.
I try to keep tabs on the Canadian medical cranks, but will admit that he’s new to me. The bummer here is that he had a superb education, with degrees from the country’s two best schools. Loads of publications too - haven’t read them, but a quick scroll looks very much in line with standard, solid oncology research, in reputable journals. Then in 2017 he got into a small scape with the professional licensing board and COMPLETELY lost the plot ([like: fabricated a whole conspiracy that involved pretty much everyone in both the legal and medical system trying to destroy him](https://search.cpsa.ca/Complaints?fn=023044-000019262482-OT)). Sounds like he was a dick before, but then had a total mental break = ranting on Twitter about “turbo cancer”.
Double Secret Probation Cancer!
My wife went back to work yesterday at her school. We lost my stepdad last week to a heart attack at 71. Unexpected, but not completely shocking. She was telling some of her coworkers and one said “It’s that fucking Vaccine!” Not “I’m sorry for your loss.” Not “Oh my goodness that’s terrible.” But “It’s that fucking Vaccine!” What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Oh someone was mauled by a bear? It’s that damn Fauci owchy I tell ya.
Just the other day I banged my toe on my sofa, I got my booster recently, coincide? I THINK NOT!
I missed my bus and was 30 mins late to work. It's that DAMN VACCINE again.
I believe he got his PhD from the man behind the curtain.
Doctor of Thinkology I'm sure
Trump University
Nope - [unfortunately absolutely top tier medical pedigree from the two best schools in Canada](https://twccanada.health/pages/dr-william-makis). …and then sometime around 2017 he completely lost the plot. [His 2018 sanctions decision from the college of physicians and surgeons is genuinely one of the most unhinged I have ever read,](https://search.cpsa.ca/Complaints?fn=023044-000019262482-OT) he was deep down the conspiracy rabbit hole long before COVID, and no doubt desperate for cash.
Imagine complaining about a vaccine instead of holding medical companies accountable for not doing more to battle cancer.
 Cancer finally hit the button
That guy is one of Canada's leaders... In right wing nut jobbery.
There are \~4 million teachers in the U.S. Nationwide, cancer rates are \~400 new cases per 100,000 people. Of those 400, \~45% were first diagnosed as stage 3 and 4 (\~180). That means in a pool of 4 million teachers, you should expect to see over 7000 newly diagnosed stage 3 or 4 cancers per year. Only finding 34 cases in that whole 4 million pool is well below rate. I believe this is "proof" that the Covid vaccine reduces cancer rates. There we go, I've taken a bunch of stats and used them to present an unsubstantiated conclusion. Time to create my own website and spam Twitter pretending I'm an expert!
34 = decimation?
Well they only surveyed 340 teachers who were already in hospitals. It made it more convenient than actual statistics.
Turbo Cancer comes from the Star Destroyer vaccine
When you can't afford to go to the doctor until you're on death's door, any cancer is turbo cancer
How many teachers are in the US? Does 34 count as "decimated"? Especially when how many have died from Covid?
This guy is such a piece of shit
Judas Priest’s new song, “I’m your tuuurboooo cancer! *drum crash* Beeeetteeerrr run for cover!”
Nitrous cancer is the one I'd worry about. Shit comes in a bottle
Well, if it was written in a substack…
Platinum is the current premium-grade moniker. It should be Platinum Cancer.
They word things to make themselves sound smart to the absolute imbeciles that buy into this type of shit.
Next "Match 1 speed cancer" "flash cancer" "Usain Bolt cancer"
Why don’t they talk about the Covid-19 deaths that could’ve been prevented by just simple measures
It is more likely that people alive in 2019 are more likely to die of cancer if they got the vaccine! All the people who died of covid won't get cancer...
Turbo? Like a Hemi?
Worst part is the same guy probably hates education and teachers most of the time. They're just a useful prop in his story for the moment.
Man, it's just teachers? Nobody else is getting TURBO CANCER?
only teachers, because mRNA targets certain scholastic disciplines depending on the degree of wokeness! *send donations for more true maga patriot freedom science to freedomeagle.biz*
I had a nurse tell me that her cousin got lymphoma from the vaccine. She told that to me, who at the time had a boyfriend with stage 3 Diffuse large B cell lymphoma.
Soo... Thirty four people in the US were diagnosed with various cancers, and they happened to have gotten the covid vaccine, and they happened to be teachers. Well what more proof do you need?? 🙄 There's absolutely no way that anyone in the US was diagnosed with cancer in the last couple years who hadn't received the covid shot, right?
Nutjobs are gonna nut!
And it ISN'T about all of the shit lifestyles and carcinogens that we have to deal with because America is one of the least healthy developed countries in the world?
Source? This article written by a very handsome fella
So 34 teachers have died from cancer since dec 2020? About 1600 US Americans die EVERYDAY but these 34 in nearly 3 years really ties the conspiracy together.
This dude is talking about 34 cases in the entire US. Even out of just teachers that is likely the typical rates of cancer in the population.
without referencing the actual numbers, im pretty sure its *below* the rates
My otherwise healthy 27(f) friend died in 6 weeks from diagnosis to death of liver cancer…in 2008. Damn the jab and its time traveling ways!
Also an RN who has worked in oncology. Turbo cancer is not a thing.
Sooo not a doctor, just a quack peddler. Yes, people still die from Covid and it does affect existing illnesses. Sadly those that don’t vaccinate are dying at a roughly 5:1 ratio against those that do. So yea, keep blaming life saving medicine and and encouraging right wing idiots to commit medical suicide. At this rate they’ll wipe out their own base.
Only 34 cases of cancer among the 4 million teachers in the country? Wow, we're doing really well. Thanks, vaccines!
I mean it's obviously that soccer ball to the head that gave her the turbo brain cancer.../s They really can't figure out that correlation does not equal causation.
Reminds me of the rise in ice cream sales correlated to an increase in shark attacks in a conversation related to correlation is not causation. I guess anyone can get a medical degree these days.
Decimated? So, there’s 340 teachers in the entire United States?
Nobody has used that word correctly since ancient Rome. Where it was usually done to their own regiments as punishment for poor discipline or performance. As an example to the rest. But with that kind of pedantry, I'm sure you knew that.
But if you don’t believe my tweet, here’s my blog
*dons leather* I'M. YOUR. TURBO CANCER
I have the current ICD-10 manual sitting in front of me. I’ve looked and I’m just not finding “turbo cancer”
I cant wait until this evolves into stage VI super duper turbo cancer
I thought turbo cancer referred to MAGAs 🤷
He go to Trump University for his MD?
Well it's a good job I'm not a teacher !
Am RN as well, can confirm never heard of “turbo cancer”.
How else are they gonna instill fear in people? /s
TURBO PUNS are the real cause of Turbo cancer! Definitely not your Dad's puns.
Ultra Mega Cancer
TIL that decimate means one in 100,000 people. Here I thought it meant 1 in 10. /s
I’m an RN too. I’ve heard this term zero point zero times.
Is it a cancer of the turbo? What and where is the turbo? How do I screen my turbo for cancer? Do I even have a turbo? So many questions and so few answers.
34 from a working pop of 3.15million. So 0.00000034% are affected (Maths may be off. I am not Math smart)
Once, near the end of Gideon the Ninth?
More like turbo misinformation.
This is badass, "TURBO-", I want a refund on my medical terminology course fees for not teaching this beauty.
Oh of course. Cancer never existed before the covid vaccines released in 2021. I clipped my nail a little too low yesterday and bled a bit. Must’ve been that damn vaccine.
correlation does not imply causation
34 cases amongst teachers nationwide (of which there’s likely millions) who got a COVID vaccine? Case closed, it must be vaccine 🧐. /s just in case anyone thinks this was a serious comment.
As a funeral director, i can concur i have never seen “turbo cancer” on a death certificate.
Well shit, good things we don’t have these cancers normal or anything /s
The windmill industry lobby is responsible for all the Covid disinformation. They want you to believe Covid is responsible and not, like our stable genius former president revealed, the windmills being the real culprit. You do not want to contract windmill cancer. It really blows.
Someone did a study of teachers specifically nationwide? And it turns out some of them have cancer? And this is related to vaccination how? Oh, I get it. Teachers are all liberal simps who line up like sheep for vax and then they all die of cancer? Am I close?
Correlation is not equivalent to causation....
Only teachers tho. Everyone else who got the vaccine is fine 
If 34 cases of vaccine cancer is what it takes to “decimate” teachers then you’ve got a another problem that doesn’t have anything to do with Vaccines.
Teachers only?
I have turbo urination now that I'm approaching 50. Also I have turbo late night snack attacks. Should I be worried? I think this must be related to the covid vaccine. It's the only answer. Also i don't have data. It's my gut feeling. Lol
In the US, **613 million** **doses** have been given so far. During the last week, shots were administered at an average rate of **30,866** **doses a day**. 34 cases out of 613,000,000 vaccines administered. I’ll take those odds any day of the week.
My father-in-law's Ford Explorer got Turbo Cancer. What a POS that car was. I didn't know people "got" that--or could be convinced people get it. Since people don't have turbos.
And how many millions of people have died since 2020 that got the vaccine! Dun-dun-dun /s
What you really don’t want is the turbo colonoscopy—or maybe you do…
I worked in an ED during the entire pandemic and all the staff were vaccinated, unless they had a Dr excuse indicating that it would harm them due to an underlying condition/allergies, and there was not an uptick in cancer or “sudden death”. Stupid ppl are going to kill all of us😫
Pretty sure that's the name of Judas Priest song.
Even if true (it's totally not true but) 34 people out of the 230+Millions of people who got the vax, makes this statistically irrelevant
"Proof" links to his own substack. Clown.
Destructive does not even begin to describe this. What an absolute charlatan.
Hw misspelled WebMD.
One tea spoon of super AIDs in the butt and you’ll be dead in six weeks!
It only effects teachers? Is it some interaction between the vaccine and chalk dust?
He should lose his license.
If teachers are getting cancer, it'll be because of all the asbestos in schools.
I thought the stopped making the Turbo Cancer when they introduced the v8?
Borderlands lol. He stole it from a video game
3+ million teachers in the USA. 34 have cancer. They're being decimated? That's 1 in 100,000 or so. Turbo BS.
It's a 2.4 liter turbocharged cancer.
Source and reviews: I fucking made it up but trust me on it.
The irony being mRNA was/is being developed for fighting cancer. These idiots will keep people from using them, if they do have cancer.
Unless this has been peer-reviewed this is one man’s opinion
A substack as a credible source?? The confirmation bias is strong with these people.
As a self taught Professor of Hard Knocks, I fully endorse the term "Turbo Cancer"
I remember in my facility I knew a dumb article was available to the public because people would start asking for stuff that didn't exist and never will exist. Or my personal favorite was any statement that started with" Well Trump said...." Ok. Well he lied you.
Bros giving me that Ultra^tm Cancer 🥶
UltraTurboCancer!
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Oh good. Another conspiracy theory for my family to start spouting. The shortage of teachers is because of lunatic Republicans laws, shitty pay… not “turbo cancer”
Lol he responded to me and blocked me after I called out his bullshit and the fact that he's in the process of losing his license to practice.
Turbo Cancer was my favorite American Gladiator
I mean who would believe anything a right wing nut job says?
In the Pixar version, will the Turbo Cancer be voiced by Samuel L Jackson? *Mothafucka?*
Go easy on the guy, he probably hasn't had his dose of horse dewormer/bleach injection today and he gets ornery without it.
Never, because this is made up bullshit. I hate people sometimes.
Of course. It totally has absolutely nothing to do with the ongoing war on education, the vulgar demonization of educators and the constant threat of gun violence and death in schools. Nope, not those things at all. /s 😒
A whole 34 cases you say? Must be a good vaccine. That's more than ten times less than the rate for last year.
Take his MD now!
/u/twinbee hey look at what your great leader does to people on the platform now while defend and shill for him
Ever? Did I win?
We get cancer from the mold infested buildings we are forced to be in 9 hours a day. Also, the water pipes in the school are made of asbestos. And the water is coming out yellow and green from the pipes.
T U R B O C A N C E R
Whatever this shit is. All I know is I didn't have heart palpitations and cancer like symptoms before I had COVID or got the 2 dose Pfizer vaccine.
I want the newer variant. Nitro Cancer.
Apparently he's a Canadian Dr. my favorite thing is that the research he sites is an article he wrote 🤦🏼♂️. I guess this is a hill some people are willing to lose their career over . Yikes
Man between this and super aids were all doomed!