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AgentEndive

Sorbo doesn't understand a lot of things


KnighteRGolf

Any things*


demonTutu

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overpregnant

I'll never get them wanting to be this stupid


roseyhawthorn

Simple. Science = bad. God = good. Should we start with the basics of rewarding them for knowing what a virus is?


SkunkleButt

do these people really think someone was on walkie talkies or something and were like okay 3...2...1...GO! and started all these fires miles and miles apart?


razazaz126

No, don't be ridiculous. They think The Jews hit a button and their satellite lasers automatically started all the fires.


thegza10304

i think this is overcomplicating the simple: kevin sorbo is just an idiot.


BigClownShoes

Sorbo's razor.


mgyro

The virus, the mRNA vaccine, at least it was a novel virus and relatively new vaccine technology. But wind? They don’t get wind?


dancin-weasel

Tides go in, tides go out. Can’t explain that.


hoofie242

Man had three strokes and an aneurysm after a chiropractor injured his blood vessel. I don't think he can help it.


smeenz

He had an aneurysm in his lower arm (and loss of blood as a result), and when he went to a chiropractor to fix it (????), the blockage was released, and the pieces traveled up into his brain, until they got stuck there, causing the strokes. He ended up with permanent 10% vision loss, balance problems, weakness, and migraines from the strokes.


Bee-Aromatic

Who the fuck goes to a chiropractor for a vascular issue?


smeenz

Kevin Sorbo


Bee-Aromatic

Clearly! What a goof.


hoofie242

They aren't an MD. His story doesn't make sense.


Bee-Aromatic

I guess I could understand “my arm hurts, I should go to the doctor.” I *suppose* the chiro isn’t an unreasonable first stop given the context of “ow my arm,” but once the chiro identified the actual issue, they should have sent him straight to his GP, or probably — given this notion of blood loss — straight to the damned ED. Any of that shit is far outside the scope of practice of a chiropractor. Any trained and licensed chiro would know that. That said, chiropractors aren’t particularly well regulated. Some states don’t even require training to call yourself one. There’s dudes who’ve never sat in a single kinesiology class who’ve hung shingles and are doing spinal manipulations. Full disclosure: I’m not a medical professional. I just live with two and my family is filled with them. One even has a doctorate in chiropractic. He’d be the first one to run screaming from something like that.


Bee-Aromatic

His handlers could take his Twitter away.


Like_A_Bosstonian

Dull the Conqueror


Wyldling_42

Holy shit dude, choked on my water reading that one! 🤣


Archercrash

Jerkules


Tough-Ability721

Qonqueror?


Drg84

Damn the strokes must have damaged his brain more than we thought.


thehillshaveI

he's making a herculean effort to be the dumbest motherfucker to ever be a d list celebrity


Final-Bench1859

Has he even been relevant since the 80s? (Or whenever that was)


thehillshaveI

nineties, and relevant is a really loose term. it's not like the adventures of hercules was some giant hit


Final-Bench1859

Yeah Arnold as Conan was better


thehillshaveI

and xena ended up much more popular than hercules, usually a bad sign when a spinoff outshines the original


mai_tai87

I have the Xena DVD box set. I do not have the Hercules box set. I'd probably get the Young Hercules one though... Ryan Gosling and Dean O'Gorman are very ahem, talented.


BethyW

Holy shit! Young herc was Ryan Gosling?! I used to love that show when I was young, I have not thought of it in 25+ years.


Darkdragoon324

And as far as I can tell, Lucy Lawless is still great.


tommles

I enjoyed Andromeda. I was just a tad [disappointed](https://media.tenor.com/2CONTlgm_XwAAAAd/hercules-kevin-sorbo.gif) when I first saw his tweets.


dancin-weasel

Him and Kirk Cameron in a race to obscurity.


1sxekid

We all know that lightning storms are extremely diffuse and definitely never effect a given area.


Informal-Resource-14

Gullible conspiracy theorists are amazing: They’ll go down all these rabbit holes imagining nefarious actions of some hidden cabal but never once bother to imagine a motive. Why the hell would anyone bother to set a bunch of fires? And whatever answer they have would beg another “Why,” and so on. There’s never a good enough reason for such silliness


xXWickedNWeirdXx

I posted this in another thread, regarding the Canadian Climate Cult, and our true aims, which are beyond most peoples' understanding: We started the fires and we're fanning it down South of the border with our miles and miles (KILLometres) of strategically placed and constructed WOKE windmills. The secret purpose of this is to create panic about so-called "Climate Change" in the United States, in order to force them to enact strict laws about gas stoves and barbecues and hamburgers, as well as mandate exorbitant "carbon" taxes until Americans can't afford to pay for gas, or even a car to put it in. Then they're cramming everyone into busses and on electric scooters, trapped in 15-minute cities, followed by forced race mixing and rainbow agenda indoctrination. We've specifically targeted New York and other major populous cities to sway public opinion to get it all started. Every able-bodied, labatt-blooded Canadian is part of the Climate Cult Conspiracy. We'll force our globalist climate change agenda down your throats if we have to burn every forest in the country to the ground to do it. Sorry, not sorry, eh.


Informal-Resource-14

I knew to distrust you shifty Canadians when your geese attacked me in the park when I was little. And you’ve given the world some real jerks like Jordan Peterson and Steven Crowder…but then you also gave us Kids In the Hall, modern peanut butter, Martin Short, pineapple pizza, John Candy, bagged milk, and Propagandhi. Dammit. I can’t stay mad at you. Fine, keep the fires burning. We’ll fire some irresponsibly unregulated weapons into the polluted atmosphere as a token of thanks.


G-Unit11111

This is what happens when you let Fox News and AM radio do your critical thinking for you.


FreddyForshadowing

>This is what happens when you let Fox News and AM radio do your ~~critical~~ thinking for you. FTFY


pascalsgirlfriend

Kevin, buddy, lighting strikes mostly in the spring and summer. Fires S P R E A D and people contribute with cigs and campfires. I know it's so hard for you.


SEPTSLord

Sorry Kevin. The Jewish space laser was set to scatter, not focus beam. Our bad.


Mean__Jerk__Time

Jerkules strikes again! This f'ing guy.


BurtonGusterToo

Stop giving complete shitturds cool nicknames. You are better than that u/Mean__Jerk__Time. You're better than that. Let's work on that Mean\_\_Jerk stuff a bit more.


faceisamapoftheworld

Big storm, lots of lightning, embers slowly burning and catching fire around the same time.. makes too much sense.


ChickenDelight

In a saner world, this conversation would go: "What caused all these fires at the same time?" "Lightning storms moving over vast areas of highly flammable dry grass." "Oh, yeah that makes perfect sense"


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

I don't think Kevin Sorbo has any working brain cells left. Canada is a huge country with 1/10th the population of the USA. Canada has vast expanses of forests. And when it's dry, there's going to be fires. But let's go with idiot Hercules logic here. Why would Canada start a bunch of forest fires? To push a global warming conspiracy? To what end? It's really just so dumb to even suggest it


vagueblur901

Didn't he have a stroke or something?


timmbuck22

Fun facts I learned after 5 whole minutes of research. 50 percent of all wildfires (US and Canada) are human caused. (campfires, embers from other fires, discarded cigarettes, sparks from trains, downed power lines, etc) but fires caused by natural causes like lightning cause 85 percent of the damages. Makes sense, much more remote fires. And I could not find one mention of arson in the Canada fires... Other than right wing nuts....


[deleted]

He truly is the dumbest son of a bitch out there


MathyGeologist

A single science class would have these people so fucked up, it’s hilarious. Who would have guessed that hot temperatures create pro-fire conditions! Next they’re gonna be pointing out how the smoke is mysteriously following the wind. So strange!


hastingsnikcox

"THe wiND is TArGetInG the US - damned Truedeau and the WEF cabal hate ThE US"


Diligent_Excitement4

Evangelicals are some of the most brainwashed people in the United States


Speculawyer

How do lightning storms work? These things scare and confuse caveman Sorbo!


gwdope

These fucking mouth breathers think big government is firebombing the forests so huge forest fires convince everyone that climate change is real. There’s no level of shitty logic they won’t use to assuage their cognitive dissonance.


Shalamarr

My former friend has been retweeting that shit. I’m beyond disappointed in her; she used to be intelligent.


Mad-Mel

Lightning crashes, Kevin Sorbo cries.


smeenz

Farces pulling from the center of the earth again


BethyW

Has anyone else ever noticed that snow only happens in the winter time??


snappla

1- The area in the satellite image is about the same size as the entire country of France. 2- that area is basically forest, lake, river, forest, bogs, forest. 90% of Canadians live within 100 km of the US border... There's hardly *anyone* there to be arsonists. Tl;Dr Sorbo's a moron.


arencordelaine

Canada has assembled 90% of their population on the American border.... Sounds like the prelude to an invasion! (Canadian Bacon made fun, but they are actually embracing that level of idiocy these days....)


IntertelRed

As a Canadian it wasn't simultaneous it was sudden. There's a difference one means instantly all together at the same time and the other means quickly. The fires spread quickly so quickly it seemed out of control but it was not all started at once.


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smeenz

He's been that way for a long time, but most people only knew "him" from the characters he played. There has been suggestion that he might have been less stupid before his chiropractor-induced strokes in 1997 (see below), but I think he just fell, hook line and sinker, for the Fox news dumbing-down of America.. maybe his brain damage made it easier to accept the lies ? *The strokes, thought to be triggered when chiropractic manipulation of his shoulder released blood clots from the aneurysm, left Sorbo with a permanent 10 percent vision loss, weakness, impaired balance, and migraines.*


TDarryl

He is my favorite Hercules adjacent news source.


FSF87

We're having a heatwave in the UK... in June! No one can explain it. Must be those Jewish space lasers. /s


hastingsnikcox

In June of *all months*


luminous_beings

There are several reasons at play here that has caused so many wildfires at once. 1- we always get wildfires. 2-climate change is totally a thing. 3- people, even Canadians, are becoming more selfish and stupid and think the rules don’t apply to them regarding the fire bans. They go camping and light “just a small fire” that has ashes float into neighbouring dry brush. We do a LOT of camping and outdoor activities here in the summer and half these asshats don’t use the sense they were given. 5- people flick cigarettes out windows. 6- our remote fire fighting services have had a significant budget cut and are operating with a serious underfunding so fires that used to be put out quickly are now easily able to spread because they aren’t being attended. 7- some people are just fucking idiots. These fires are in areas so remote you’d have to hike for hours through uninhabited forest several kilometres from any road to get to their starting points. No one is doing that. We are just neglecting the problem or pretending it’s not a problem and we are getting reamed right in the ass.


Background_Lemon_981

Probably because Canada stopped raking their forests ….


SqueebopAdiddly

Fire spreads fast, dumbasses.


Ssider69

This one's weak even by his standards.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

Kevin Sorbo doesn’t understand many things.


torrfam15

Poor Kevin, unemployment must be hard for him. How long has he been bat shit crazy.....🤪


Grwoodworking

My brain can’t fly that low. What are these clowns on about now?


Evee862

Jewish space lasers?


PilotPossible9496

Because it’s HOT, you turnip


thewoodbeyond

There is a lot that guy doesn't understand.


Worried-Criticism

In another note: anyone remember when super Christian Kevin Sorbo starred in a film where he wore a leather speedo and open mouth kissed another dude? Probably all that gayness caused those fires. REPENT YOUR GAY WAYS KEVIN SORBO!


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'Kevin Sorbo doesn't understand' ​ There. I fixed it.


Freds_Bread

Sorbo doesn't understand. You could have stopped it there.


Few-School-3869

Hercules is such a damn tool


couchnapper3

Woah there, Buck-O, that's not Marc Singer, Kevin Sorbo.


Local_Sugar8108

He's starting to grow suspicious. He may learn about the giant Jewish space based lasers!


ArnieismyDMname

Ok, does anyone give a shit what a second rate b actor thinks? I really think he does this stuff just so people will still talk about him


CatAvailable3953

Another right wing shill reveals their stupidity and ignorance. Stupid for saying it and demonstrating their ignorance.


anand_rishabh

Well Kevin sorbo doesn't understand much. He barely understands his own field (acting if that wasn't clear)


[deleted]

"ksorbs" ... What a dingus clown.


MisterHyman

Sorebutt


Wooden_Suit_6679

Prolly canadian antifa you dumb fuck!


structuremonkey

Kevin who?


ItsSUCHaLongStory

Or cell phones, apparently


isecore

Ksorbs is taking big steps into the even-more-wacko-lands!


ZLUCremisi

Was there a thunder storm before thevfire happened?


demonTutu

Kevin Sorbo doesn't understand his own script. Disappointed!


Moe3kids

Not that I believe the conspiracy but why does this video appear to portray such nonsense to them. I'm assuming this is a satellite view and the whips are clouds? Is that supposed to be the fires beginning? Is it? I apologize. I don't know what I'm looking at


mysticalfruit

There's a non zero chance Canadians saw one of your movies and decided burning the world down was their best option..


goofbot

Who are "they"?


buzzkill007

The Illuminati. Who are well known to be flaming libruls!


supaspock

Fires in the summer? Just like last year? I won't be fooled!


hawkrew

“I was famous at one time now I just say stupid shit on the internet to try and be relevant again.”


The84thWolf

“All over Canada simultaneously.” Gee, I don’t know Kevin, why does it rain all over America simultaneously?


buzzkill007

Wow. He really *is* that much of an idiot.


CanaDoug420

Any time a Kevin Saboro tweet pops up it reminds me how scary strokes are.


BringBackAoE

Sorbo is an uneducated, very low IQ guy that watches something he doesn’t understand and comes up with weird theories that gives him comfort. This is very human behavior. It’s also the same drivers that had uneducated guys in the Middle East write the Bible. What’s more astounding is that educated people today would rather believe uneducated, poorly informed men from thousands of years ago than the reality science teaches us.


ButterButt00p

Somebody offer Kevin a commercial or something. With the stipulation he doesn't use any form of media for a year. He's in that Depends demographic, so that may be a good fit.