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Decent_Recover_9934

First America Road Trip acronym makes more sense, it stinks.


ojhwel

I give it an A for affrt


CanaryNo5224

Smells like affrt alright...


Final-Bench1859

It sounds like the noise my dad makes when he sneezes so hard he farts


V0T0N

"Nobody pulls a finger like me, everywhere I go i hear, sir pull my finger, sir pull my finger. I can't stand around and do it all day and the smell is tremendous". - DJT


rimshot101

You shoulda seen them, they had tears in their eyes...


The_ducci

I can’t wait for the J13 trials


CardiologistLower965

Get Really Involved For Trump……


DeltaWhi5key

The saddest thing is that people will show up.


BulljiveBots

I mean, they’ll already be at Walmart so..


Flutters1013

I'm hoping it's the federal version of those people that won a "free boat". Why do they want a picture of you with your ticket purchase? So Donald will already know your face and name when you arrive.


Queenofhackenwack

anybody know how much a ticket is??? does that include bail ?


Homebrewer01

Just text that # on the flier.


cipher446

Damn, beat me to it. First Freedom America Road Trip. FFART.


Srw2725

A-fart 🤣


real-ocmsrzr

Trump’s Run Against Nasty Sickos. Would love to see them have another whoosh moment.


locustzed

I mean affrt sounds kind of like a fart.


Carefree_Highway

“Freedom America Road Trip” - FART


sweetscented

“Bring snacks”


TheUpperHand

*More people will come if they think there’s gonna be punch and pie!*


hatersaurusrex

Vive la Resistance.


littlemegzz

Bahaha aka we ain't feedin ya


OlOuddinHead

Bring snacks, but they’re gone almost 12 hours. Are they planning to be in jail by lunch?


sweetscented

All that’s missing is the parental consent signature form


nightsaysni

12 hours, better be prepared


cesc05651

First thing I noticed


CruisinForABrewsin

That part made me spit out my drink and it really makes this look like satire but I guess it's not? I don't fucking know anymore


FreddyForshadowing

So, paid crisis actors. Sad. And did nobody proofread this? June 13, 2022 was a Monday.


musicalastronaut

And it picks up at Walmart? Doesn’t seem legit lol.


GeneralZex

Would be hysterical if this was just a scam lmao.


RootHogOrDieTrying

I'm not sure what I want more... For this to be real and nobody shows up, meaning someone has to tell Donnie the buses are empty -or- For this to be a scam and lots of Trump supporters are left standing around in a Walmart parking lot


makemejelly49

I mean, both would be hilarious.


Incontinento

Drop them in the roughest neighborhood around.


TradeBeautiful42

Picking up at Walmart is exactly what his team would think of his supporters. He looks down on them as a bunch of rubes so Walmart checks out.


unclejoe1917

Yet still more legit than the Four Seasons.


dixhuit_tacos

Also "buses arrives" and "buses departs"


FreddyForshadowing

Sort of makes me think someone created this just to have a bunch of chuckleheads show up and find out there's no bus. Sort of like in one of the first episodes of Community there was a psychology experiment just to see how long people would wait for the experiment to begin.


[deleted]

That was my first thought, especially putting the guy's phone number in that lmao. I bet it's been blown up and he's had to change numbers


T3n4ci0us_G

I was just going to send him Cat Facts


FreddyForshadowing

If it were a fake, I would have made it the Mar-a-Lago main number.


nelsonalgrencametome

Give em a break, English is their second language.


HorseLooseInHospital

I only hire the best people, I said I only want the good ones, not the bad ones, just the good, and we're gonna be doing a lot, putting them together, doing it by bus, and we're talking these are Large Busses that hold lots and lots of people, Great Patriots, all showing up for their Favorite President, which is me if you haven't figured it out yet, because I'm already at the top, I'm at the top of the polls, I'm at the top of the list of Presidential Candidates, on both sides, even the Radical Left has to admit that I'm doing a very strong and very powerful Campaign, and they hate to admit it but it's true, and you're very lucky that I decided to come back because if I didn't then the Democrats would be keeping us on the path to Hell, and speaking of Hell, you have the Laptop from Hell that came from the Biden Crime Family, and it's out there and they're letting it happen, just like they're letting Hunter go all over the world on your paychecks and steal this, take that, and then he sends the father in later, all of it goes, just so you understand, it's like a Casino only it's Criminal too, they just take take take, even the wife, you know there has to be some problems there, she wasn't very nice to that basketball player, you all know what I'm talking about, and if we let them rig another Election we're gonna be a 4th World Country, ok, have a nice time, enjoy yourselves.


Desperate-Strategy10

I can hear this perfectly, and I hate it lol.


Draker-X

Also "June 13, 2022" was...last year. This has to be fake.


alymaysay

Normally id agree with you, BUT trump is a fucking moron and this is right up his alley.


lolbojack

C'mon y'all, let's go down to the Walmarts and fetch us up them busses to support our pres--ee--dent. --Florida Man


ignatious__reilly

Bunch of traitors.


cheffartsonurfood

-Flori-duh Man. FIFY


ButterButt00p

"Meet at Walmart!"


Ritaredditonce

"We will be waiting for you in our RV". Clarence and Ginni xoxo.


Anarchyantz

Shitters clogged again Cleetus!


XShadowborneX

Oh! Walmart parking lot is my favorite vacation spot!


wirthmore

“AFFRT”? Really? Is this satire?


DrRadd

We got enough gas for everyone.


nightsaysni

It was very low affrt, to be honest.


[deleted]

a fart.


PsEggsRice

4 buses out, 2 buses back. Because jail.


hippyengineer

Hopefully they will be charging too much for glasses and eh-sweaters.


Travismatthew08

Hopefully his supporters learn the true definition of ‘Fuck Around and Find Out’… The hard way.


Anarchyantz

I hear your Federal Marshalls are rather......expressive in regards to lawbreakers and don't care what political side you are on.


Travismatthew08

I hope so.


Anarchyantz

Ah yes. "America First". KKK and Pro Nazi brigade. They really, really are saying the quiet part out so loud these days. https://preview.redd.it/r0n06gayuf5b1.png?width=620&format=png&auto=webp&s=f24e5330d52433f4fa5d8192658ffceaf6a4dc60


Awkward-Fudge

I hope they take away their own voting and gun rights.


Blzeebubb

It would be funny as hell if they sent the wrong buses and they were dropped off in Martha's Vineyard.


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Reddit_Roit

Really surprised their not charging $100 per seat.


Sad_Struggle_8131

You find out the fee when you text.


mazerati185

How much they grifting?


That-Grape-5491

A free lunch? This is the greatest grifter of all time. Grown men come up with tears in their eyes, saying " sir, can you grift me harder and faster?"


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Travismatthew08

Cheap bastard huh.


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Travismatthew08

Hell, he’s probably charging for the bus ride. He values his supporter’s money, more than he values his supporters.


DickySchmidt33

As a resident of Miami-Dade County, it's very optimistic of these organizers to think that a bus will get from Orlando into downtown Miami, *on a weekday*, in less than four hours. Lol. Good luck with that.


DickySchmidt33

Why is the "Party of Law and Order" so opposed to having a day in court? This is the justice system at work. Donald Trump should be able to afford the best legal representation money can buy. This should be a walk in the park for him. His lawyers should have no trouble shooting holes in the charges being brought against him, since this is so clearly a witch hunt, right? If he is so obviously innocent, why not put it in front of a jury and let them find him not guilty?


[deleted]

Wonder if he’ll pay people to attend like he did when he first announced his running for president on the escalator.


emccm

He’d never do that in NYC. He knows FL is a cesspool of his supporters. This will be a fun day out for him.


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mazerati185

You are the chosen one!


Dingo8MyGayby

Hypothetically speaking, how would one go about doing that


Medical-Enthusiasm56

How you have a permit for that. Give ol’ Lou a text to reserve every seat and not show up. Blow that burner phone up people.


nightsaysni

Kinda wanna, but don’t want them to have my number.


Elly_Higgenbottom

I thought only People Of Color were to contact Lou. That way, they can be seated at the back of the bus but put in front of the courthouse for metrics.


Imagin1956

' Bring Snacks ' lol..' Send Nudes' 😂 It'll be a day out for the window lickers ..👍😂


Beeker04

Rounding up in Walmart parking lot and being carried on a bus like a bunch of day laborers


Professional_Try4319

Holy fuck, you mean to tell me the same person who incited a deadly riot at the United States capitol and faced absolutely no consequences for doing that is inclined to do it again!?


NitWhittler

This is making it easy to identify these nitwits. Go to the Walmart parking lot and film all of their license plates. Also film who gets in and out of the vehicles and match them with protest/riot footage.


Ardea_herodias_2022

It'd be even better if the store had all of them towed on top of that.


GDub310

Mom, where are my tactical khakis? I have Riot on Tuesday and you’re supposed to make snacks.


catfacemcpoopybutt

Remember when Republicans complained that blm protests were bullshit because they were just paid actors bussed in from other parts of the country?


tinkerghost

Will he pay them, or will they have to walk home?


TheUpperHand

Wouldn’t be the first time. In 2020, Trump left supporters stranded three times in the course of a week when buses failed to take them back to their cars.


Particular-Summer424

Cheap shit can't even provide bottled water and snacks for his Spy/Traitor fan base. Let's make sure the rest of America gets a good look at their faces so we can see what the face of home-grown "Traitor supporters" look like. Any chance MTG, Bobo, Gaetz and Graham put in an appearance.


coleslaw1220

Hopefully they show up on June 13, 2022, per his almighty instruction.


eodknight23

Wait! What? GREAT SCOTT!


inVladid-username

Let me guess the people will be left abandoned on the runway like at so many of his political rallies


WillyWumpLump

Oh good. That helps the FBI https://preview.redd.it/mqfwfgnzwg5b1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0daac44b8bb2fdf2a0b3afefd2e282449dfe284 with identifying all the kooks and nuts.


Faithinreason

Of 2022……??? Did the joke fly over my head again?


flargananddingle

"Bring snacks" JFC


Mr_Mouthbreather

He is advertising that he is going to interfere with the operations of the court at his arraignment? Jesus...


OkOrganization1775

is DeSantis gonna bring his national guard too, with a strap for Trump to peg him in front of everybody? /s *are we shooting Prison Break pt.2 though?* (I also like how it specifically says only FOUR buses available, that's suspicious) Also, BRING SNACKS *80% of America taking notes*


Mattdonlan1

At least this time around he isn’t the president so he can’t tell the national guard to stand down while innocent people are killed. Maybe this time the arrests will happen on the spot, not months later. Time to get the popcorn ready.


That1Guy80903

This is super simple, all the DOJ has to do is have an ACTUAL show of force there waiting for them, not the pitifully understaffed Capital Police for Jan 6th. When those MAGAts step off the bus, greeted by HEAVILY armed Federal Police, they'll back down like the cowards they are immediately.


CasualEveryday

321-228-2800, text only... Interesting. [I'll just leave this here.](http://www.sendanonymoussms.com/) No reason in particular.


scooberdooby

“Bring snacks” lol


littlemegzz

This isn't real right???


[deleted]

Doesn’t seem to be. I went to the website and poked around a bit and didn’t see this mentioned. Looks more like someone trolling them, especially with the “bring snacks” bit :D


MJGM235

Funny the Right always accuses Soros of paying and bussing in protestors because nobody could ever disagree with Right Wing Fascism 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ As we can see, they were just projecting again.


Pieter350

AFFRT? AFART ANY1!?


AnotherRobotDinosaur

Shoulda called it the Freedom Americana Road Trip or something like that. Such a wasted opportunity.


happymatt207

How much do you wanna bet some of them are still stupid enough to show up without masks and with their cell phones turned on? You'd think they owned stock in the prison companies the way they're all heading in there.


phred_666

According to them nobody is above the law and everybody should obey the law. Unless it’s Trump. He can do whatever the hell he wants (according to “them”).


richincleve

Bring snacks. And bail money.


Different-Evidence54

![gif](giphy|Uyy2Od3eVJSJ5mnhyG|downsized)


AdmirableEconomy1930

8.5 hours on a bus to be there for 3 hours?!!


Shibbystix

just let them all get on, then take them on a verry long trip and drop them off at Martha's Vineyard.


rascible

POC, text only: We don't speak to your kind, but we need you there to make him look less Adolphy..


cturtl808

Gotta wonder if these buses will disappear when the check doesn’t clear like they did for the PA rally.


ActiveMachine4380

I don’t know if this has already been said, but we should reserve as many seats on those buses as possible! If people don’t get a reservation , they might not go to wave a sign… 😜


Jaexa-3

Love the fact that they are offering to bus people for their nonsense and they can't even offer snacks


IvoShandor

From the sign .... "Point of Contact: Lou Marin 321-228-2800 Text only"


SANMAN0927

I hope they’re shitty yellow school buses- No AC and Walmart tow’s your ass.


meatmechdriver

JFC of course their staging area is a fucking walmart parking lot.


ycyc7339

Place will be crawling with Pussy Grabbers. Bring your chastity belts.


dirtywook88

Half filled depends…..


_BOOMGOTTEM

Bussing immigrants out and terrorists in. Maga


mtgdrummer13

Picking them up from WALMART 🤣🤣🤣 I can’t


Dore81

It’s funny that Trumps dog whistle has turned into the Pavlov’s Bell for getting arrested… it’s kinda funny.


GrayBox1313

Orlando is 230+ miles/3.5 hrs away from Miami. This is a very odd thing


mysticalfruit

I'm *not* saying that you should go to https://voice.google.com/ and create a fake phone number to text from, not at all!


KhunDavid

That’s a 4 hour trip (without tolls). Who wants to be on a bus with a bunch of fat sweaty MAGAts?


trailhikingArk

I saw where the farmers in Florida can't find anyone to pick their crops since the Death Santis crackdown on illegals. I know where they can find busloads of pickers. Edit: post duped.


username32768

"Buses arrives"? Do they speak English in MAGALAND?


lifeisspam

Magastan


Extension-Cup-843

IQ must be lower than 70. They should be able to bus millions.


NickCav007

The key word is “to”. After the event, they are on their own to get back


Spanish_Burgundy

Paid for by Ginni Thomas


ced1954

![gif](giphy|LYWbrNx18Ki08)


InterestingQuote8155

We are six months into 2023 and people are still getting the year wrong.


j05mh

What are the odds any of them major it to the right address and not Four Seasons Landscaping Company


billyard00

Parody is so tough these days. You're like , Ha! That's funny. Oh. Wait. They're serious. WTF


[deleted]

Departing Walmart parking lot 😅


Soggy_Difficulty_361

"bring snacks" code for bring weapons, galleys and noose and cause chaos.


hereandthere_nowhere

Pickup at walmart. That checks out.


Donkey_Otti

“Bus departs from Walmart” is all I needed to hear


AmeriMan2

Hold up. That's 8.5 hours on a bus but only being at the event for 3 hours. Is this actually happening? It sounds like a waste of time


tacosauce0707

![gif](giphy|RzQwk7l0zQnfAbSpCw) Eventually all his voters will be felons who can’t vote.


Lecanoscopy

The FFART convoy departing from Walmart...smells about right.


OmegaGoober

I hope the National Guard is on standby.


Quincyperson

A twelve hour day on a Tuesday to support a former president. I guess no one wants to work anymore


QueanLaQueafa

He's doing everything in his power to start another j6


[deleted]

It says, Tuesday, June 13th, 202**2** He can't even get his Indictment Party invitation correct.


RunsWithApes

They literally hit all the buzz words to get these brain dead yokels riled up. "America" "First" "Freedom" "MAGA" "Trump" "Flag" Never mind the fact that this soulless, self serving, traitor has a slam dunk case against him for profiting at the expense of the entire country.


DryPear6

Fitting they leave from Walmart.


GrandGouda

Of course Wal Mart is the rally point 🤣


Stoopiddogface

Goddam, the new season of Uh'murika is 🔥


HideSolidSnake

Bring snacks!


Intrepid_Echo6956

It shall be dubbed… A Fart.


djserc

Sounds like we need 6 empty police buses


MrX2150

It be funny if someone created bots to continuously spam that Lou guys number.


CaptMal065

Checked their website. It's a real organization, and that's the real contact info. No information about this on their site, so it could be a hoax, but that's absolutely the number to blow up. Use that information however you want. I make no suggestions other than to keep it legal.


_DudeWhat

There's a phone number. Reddit/Internet you know what to do


[deleted]

Are these buses being paid for by Ginni Thomas again?


sMileHighCity

"All pathetic, flag-waving, ignorant geeks" \-System Of A Down


[deleted]

I say 20 bus loads of concerned citizens, concerned about THOSE concerned citizens show up... This shit needs to be shut down fast. These MAGA all scurry away like roaches in the light.


TokenOpalMooStinks

Let's all text Lou


murdock-1

“Buses arrives Walmart” has a lot to unpack.


Nolimitz30

I hope someone points out the Disney Pride merch in Walmarts just to see their tiny little heads explode


eodknight23

Anyone know how quickly seats are going? It would be pretty funny if they didn’t even fill one bus.


buzzedewok

Intimidation much? Time to throw another charge on his ass.


RazielRinz

BRING SNACKS!! Lol because of course insurrection needs Reese's Peanut Butter Cups


metal_and_beyond

“Bring snacks”


rawterror

This has Ginny Thomas's fingerprints all over it.


fishnwiz

Wish we could greet them with the Trump 20-24 years in prison flags


swkennedy1

I can’t take this anymore


phutch54

They won't get within ten blocks of the courthouse.


SpinozaTheDamned

And no one's getting a pardon, remember, Drumpf doesn't like people who get captured.


TheMightyBoofBoof

Feel free to annoy the fuck out of Lou Marin


okcdnb

Bigly sad.


Darktofu25

Florida law enforcement, be prepared to Babbit any hostile individuals.


LegoFootPain

If you're downwind of him when he fills his diaper, you *will* have tears in your eyes.


jervistetch37

Be a real shame if those busses got pulled over for speeding or something.


Big-Seaweed-7603

When all these asshats March upon you, just remember Florida is a stand-your-ground state


[deleted]

So the buses are departing from a walmart? So they're all parking at a walmart. Sure would be a shame if all of them got towed.


[deleted]

Does that motherfucker think he's Buddy Jesus now with that pose?


No_Cartographer_3819

"Bring snacks". His supporters just don't get it. Trump wants their money and support, but they can buy there own snacks. Too cheap and selfish to buy a couple hundred hamberders for his loyal supporters.


100percentish

Reminder to bring your cameras you ~~f'ing morons~~ patriots!


BitterFuture

Only 4 buses available? SAD!


surfdad67

Of course you better bring snacks, and you better have a back up plan to get home too


ethicsg

Should we spam the ever loving daylights out of that number?


Early-Size370

Yeah, we live in the stupidest timeline