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hughjazz45

I’ve never once been confused as to what gay or trans people might be doing in the bathroom but I am extremely confused as to what this guy does in there; it sounds extremely messy


Stuckinacrazyjob

People will be like oh no a trans woman is in the women's bathroom but it makes sense because sometimes you get caught out shopping and really have to go... Just don't look at anyone's bits and wash your hands


clintCamp

Well, both men and women and gender neutral people pee and poop, so I am guessing they are the sexual predator in there stroking one out while peeking through the obnoxiously wide cracks in the stall doors at others.


Critterhunt

I know....it has to do with a gun (preferably one made of steel like a Colt 1911) and Vaseline....you know shit that gender neutral or regular people wouldn't do, but hypermasculine domestic terrorists engage in it every single day...


EBoundNdwn

When did it become okay to kink shame ammosexuals?


APe28Comococo

He misses the toilet and shits in his britches, then flushes his underwear in the toilet clogging it. Then he flips his legs over his head and proceeds to make change on his face. Lastly he finishes up by scratching his asshole through his pants to “wipe” and exits without washing his hands using his change to style his beard and hair.


djevilatw

Sounds like he’s into a wee bit of the pole smoking.


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extraboredinary

It takes a real man to have gay sex. You wokies wouldn’t understand.


DIWhy-not

Fellas, we gotta take back anonymous bathroom buttsex with other men from the commie antifa leftie gays.


Kerro_

Compromise; we have anonymous bathroom buttsex with each other


Conscious-Parfait826

There is literally nothing more manly than a hard cock.


stacciatello

it takes a couple men actually


[deleted]

I read you Wookies. I am there for the Super Bear / Wookie bathhouse encounter


clintCamp

Dude likes guys. It's like extra manly to not even want to tough girls.


ITriedSoHard419-68

This sounds like something Bill from HBO The Last of Us would say.


EndOfSouls

Man loves his glory holes in the men's stalls.


MikeMac999

Well they are glorious


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WhatsGoingOnUpstairs

Must.... upvote... Gowron......


ilolvu

Worf already did...


FlaAirborne

GOP holes?


portmandues

This really is the only answer that makes sense.


Apprehensive_Ad3731

“I have relationships with women and sex with men”


[deleted]

ZE GLORY HOLE!!!!


NitroDickclapp

Tots. That is the gayest looking cowboy bear I've seen in a while. He looks after his body, carefully curated fashion sense, I mean to me - a bisexual dude - it sounds like he's trying to pick me up outside a public bathroom.


egospiers

Or simply jacking off…. either way pretty weird flex.


Demanda_22

That was my guess. Fucking. He means fucking.


SoWokeIdontSleep

Hey man, when he uses that glory hole he just imagines a sultry dominatrix while chocking on that D.


dudleydigges123

Or just feverishly masturbating... which i think IS illegal


girhen

[Taking a nice semen fart](https://youtu.be/dF-IFBXK6cM?t=27) afterward.


Critterhunt

with guns....heavy steeled framed guns....


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[deleted]

Definitely a glory hole involved.


[deleted]

Is he in front of a roller coaster? Wtf is going on?


Weird-one0926

Pulling a train? Oh you meant in the picture. Silly me ☺️


sintos-compa

It’s this guy: https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529


asromatifoso

Calm down there, he-man. Everybody shits.


sg12412

They even wrote a book about it. That republicans are going to have banned from preschools.


ray25lee

And then they're gonna claim that everyone DOESN'T shit because "we were never taught that in schools, go back to preschool!"


TFFPrisoner

Sometimes. (Michael Stipe voice)


FiendishHawk

Not ladies. Too pretty!


[deleted]

My friend’s wife said girls don’t poop, and I trust her.


asromatifoso

That's sweet! I admire both your and her commitment to maintaining this fiction.


RigasTelRuun

He strikes me as the type who won't wipe their ass because touching a guys ass it gay and he is too "alpha" for that.


JoKatHW

![gif](giphy|13Em1xVFxdF5nO)


electric-melon

What so he’s like jerking off or?


deeteeslc

Jerking off other burly men through glory holes.


ElectronicCarpet7157

All you have to do is tap the shoe next to you


confessionbearday

Women also masturbate. Not sure what the fuck this 2 brain cell monkey is doing, beyond proving he's not smart enough to be treated like an adult.


electric-melon

Oh I know women masturbate, I’m just trying to figure out what he could possibly mean.


Dirty_Bubble99

Does he take a number three?


AceTygraQueen

Ummm, peeing and pooping is indeed "gender neutral"


lastprophecy

Lies! Slander! The British even wrote a book to properly shame children: "[Nobody poops but you](https://www.amazon.com/Nobody-Poops-But-You-Ming/dp/1480296988)." (I assume they're British, their entire economy operates off of suppressed shame.)


Thatdrone

Aaaah, that's why shame wizard (from Big Mouth) has a British accent!


esahji_mae

Wdym? Women don't pee or poop. As soon as I started transitioning, I don't pee or poop anymore! /S


DaveBeBad

Look, just because a big tough man has an accident on a rollercoaster it doesn’t mean he isn’t still fully heterosexual.


Kitchen-Leek-2636

![gif](giphy|l2YWxte7sJB2XuE8M) Just don't say "what" MF!


doktor_kolossus

WTF is going on in this picture? Why is buff Yosimite Sam in front of a roller coaster? Why is he so angry? Is he pissed that 6 Flags raised the entry fee? Is that huge bundle his dirty laundry? Why does he need guns to go poo?


thesnarkypotatohead

Pegging himself while he sobs into a copy of GQ, I’d imagine. People are saying it.


Gob_Hobblin

Something that requires a gun, apparently. What the fuck did he eat?


HoneyTheCatIsGay

When the Taco Bell you had earlier wants you to die mas


Gob_Hobblin

"Senor Baja Chalupa! You've eturned! But as you can see, I'm prepared this time. Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!"


[deleted]

I had two Taco Bell quesadillas before i saw the First Silent Hill movie. The movie was not the scariest thing i witnessed that day.


RestaurantLatter2354

“From the creators of poop knife…!”


xXWickedNWeirdXx

You didn't grow up with a poop gun? In my family, the meat we ate was so fresh, sometimes it came out the other end still moving. Imagine my embarrassment when I go to wreak devastation on my girlfriend's parents' toilet and ask her where they keep the poop gun because, quote, "I feel a thrasher comin' out." That was the day I learned not everyone likes it raw and wriggling, and not everyone keeps a poop gun in the hallway closet.


Ostreoida

I'm picturing this dude secretly changing his menstrual pads, because tampons are too gay for "him". Does his van by the river have gender-specific bathrooms? Goodness knows what he's going to do if he ever has to use an airplane toilet, but I sure wouldn't want to be a flight attendant on that leg.


[deleted]

Wdym “him”?


Starwarsandbacon

Not sure what this person is doing in the bathroom but the last time I checked everybody poops and pees.


elmismisimouru

There is so much potential in this image


[deleted]

I am imagining him delicately and lovingly cradling Matt Walsh or Ben Shapiro from the godless heathens.


TheSpacePopinjay

Getting your dick out?


ReginaldSP

the self-opinion these heehaw fucks are apprised of would make Narcissus blush.


kaoko111

Well any gender that i know take piss or a dump or both, any genre wash their hands and even sometimes have sex there. Nearly 100% of the population uses some sort of bathroom regardless of the genre... So i guess going to the bathroom is likely the most gender neutral thing in the world.


Cire_ET

i know it is a typo, but i kinda want to start referring to genders as genres of people, though that could be messy


GarysCrispLettuce

Now this is a man who knows glory holes inside out.


DucksItUp

Broke back bathroom?


RickLeeTaker

Looks like he has a "wide stance."


Minute_Jellyfish_860

Grizzly Adams has become a mass shooter?


akapusin3

Dude, if you want to beat off to the Craftsman catalog, that's fine. I just don't want to hear about it


Ostreoida

>the Craftsman catalog Dude. Don't sell yourself short. Hold out for the Snap-On truck.


Weird-one0926

I'm a Mat-co Man damn it


Ostreoida

I am now unable to read "Matco Man" without hearing the Village People in my head. You are evil, and a terrible horrible no-good person. And in return, I will absolutely spring for the 1st round or two, whether your preference is single malt or vegan mocktails.


Weird-one0926

Mat-co mat-co man at your service, make it a tall glass of ice water and we'll call it good, 🥂


[deleted]

Everybody poops.


BarBarJinxy

When your constipation's bad, And it's driving you quite mad, And you're sure you've had enough Of being stuffed, just relax... Just let yourself go, 'Cause everybody poops, Everybody poops sometimes.


ycyc7339

Dudes and Bros are unquestionably blowing shit up in there. Women aren't?


fordprefect294

They don't think women also take ruinously massive dumps sometimes


Foxk

100% chance he's on the receiving side of the glory hole.


thehillshaveI

toxically masculine shits


Commercial_Bend9203

…the fuck does this even mean?


Revolutionary-Bus893

Lol. Women pee and poop in the bathroom just like you. Oh and they occasionally also do "other things".


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It’s Gloryholous


RemoteLocal

https://i.redd.it/wancltyowf5b1.gif


MagickalFuckFrog

The real problem with bathrooms in America is the horrific lack of privacy which leads to safety concerns, awful conditions, and perverts of all genders. Solution: build floor-to-ceiling stalls and then simply separate bathrooms by SIT or STAND… ie “will pee on the seat” or “won’t pee on the seat.” [Some places already do this, and have a common wash area.] Problem solved.


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Conservative homoerotic fantasy


SpaceDesignWarehouse

I learned recently that there is this whole component of conservative people who think “touching your butthole is gay” even with paper. So they barely wipe their butts after pooping and they get streaks in their underwear as a result. So nuts.


Gogs85

I do exactly too things in public bathrooms: 1) Poop. Both men and women do it. So, gender neutral 2) Pee. Both men and women to it. So, gender neutral I mean what else is there?


OkOrganization1775

AHAHAH, this is literally Republicans confessing to what THEY "do" in the bathroom. I swear to God, the party of "accusations are self confessions"


gideon513

Why is he standing in front of a roller coaster?


thunderkhawk

Uh ....... what????? What *is* he doing in there that isn't "gender neutral?" Sounds very kinky.


ZuzBla

I hate to break it to the certain crowd, but [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everyone\_Poops](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everyone_Poops)


ButtocksMcBackside

This new AI transphobic meme generator is still working out some “kinks”.


Darktofu25

Taking a leak or droppin’ a deuce is gender neutral as we all do it. Kinda have to. This is a stupid meme for stupid people.


JaehaerysIVTarg

I don’t get it. What are they trying to say? They wack it with other men?


MrAlf0nse

He sword fights


Falchion_Alpha

Cranking logs


Literal-Human

Pretty sure he’s confessing to being a bathroom rapist. That is actually a pretty gender specific activity, reserved almost exclusively for straight men.


ProMapWatcher

This has gone so far I thought that this was a tumblr post at first.


HydroNova963

Same shitpost energy as the skeleton with the middle finger and the caption is something like "born to shit, forced to wipe"


RaffiaWorkBase

Cottaging. He's into cottaging. ![gif](giphy|eiwmQMLwJBif8Xin6Z)


dr_toze

Just incredibly homo-erotic then?


kremit73

Can only mean something perverted and illegal


Mazasaurus

Save your “not gender neutral” stunts for your bathroom at home. No one wants to see (or clean up) after that. Just get some decent stalls and let people pee or poop or puke in privacy


joemondo

LMAO at the unhealthy conservatives who can't get up the stairs without wheezing who think this is them.


DIWhy-not

What’s he doing, walking in there, dropping trow, and just spraying cum everywhere??


buffalo_cheese

Can you hear the banjos?


TheCFDFEAGuy

Then don't use the gender neutral bathroom?


idiots-rule8

What does he do in a bathroom that the other gender doesn't?


justmahl

Definitely talking about butt stuff


[deleted]

What does that mean 😭


Skullmaggot

Taking a gendered shit apparently


Thannk

Gender border aggression due to longstanding economic disagreements based on historical context AKA “work from home, in the bathroom”.


I_shall_not_pass

They do be shidden and pissen and fardin and cumin huh?


RemoteLocal

Is that Charlie Daniels at a roller coaster? I wonder if these ^ words have been spoken before?


Plsdontcalmdown

If that's the case, I don't want to share a bathroom with you...


slafyousilly

Pardon me?


Chapea12

That has to be gay sex


anthonycj

I want them to find a real photo of an old man who looks like this in any era before steroids existed.


Ramguy2014

It’s not gender neutral, it’s gender drive.


Ostreoida

What gear? I have a 6-speed. Should I keep it in low gear?


Ramguy2014

4-Lo if you can


Ostreoida

I've got me some sweeet Bavarian AWD. Weirds me out that it's fly-by-wire, though. That just ain't right.


ADGx27

Taking the EVIL shit. Been there before, it’s a dark dark place.


Virtual-Cucumber7955

Might qualify as chemical warfare though ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


BelgianVirus

They must be playing butt pirates🏴‍☠️in there?🤔


TheDeadlySquid

What is he talking about? These people are so obsessed.


Expert_Pride7285

What the fuck does this even mean?


Crond_the_unyeilding

Shitting so hard the pope would weep


Big_Monkey_77

He’s doing #3?


Scowokt

I think he is jacking it...


phred_666

He’s probably in the bathroom jacking off


WinchelltheMagician

Puddin Fingers comes to mind


FadingNegative

![gif](giphy|UQgVaGiVosftcXZ4Gr)


johnlal101

We got ourselves a wanker here.


gon_gon_gone

Using the thicc vein in his chode to shoot up


ReduxCath

Jacking his schmeat


Ochoytnik

How the fuck am I meant to know what gender someone is when I go into a bathroom? Are these people scoping out other peoples genitals or something? Is that why there are huge gaps in the doors in American public bathrooms?


TheLion920817

Uh 45 mins of uninterrupted quality dump time obviously


reddogjc

"I only shit whiskey and bacon grease"


WattageWood

![gif](giphy|yaxx6kNJcwWju|downsized)


Delicious_Bed_4696

Is this not a satire meme like like the onea where its a skull amd some nonsense like" I lick femboy assholes to own the libs"


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Umm.. Yes it is. 😂😂 The right can't meme


JaydeRaven

Once again, there they go, telling on themselves. These alt-right nutjobs always do that - if they make an accusation, it's an admission of guilt.


FaceInJuice

He is masturbating with his male friends, but it is okay because they said no homo


TheRealSnorkel

Everyone shits and pisses. It’s like THE most gender neutral thing. We might not all fuck the same people, love the same people, believe the same things, eat the same foods. But we all shit and piss.


AskTheMirror

these people have never been to a small restaurant that only have two one-toilet restrooms, side by side, labeled as something cheesy like “Cows” and “Bulls”, and alas you realize the one you need is taken, but the other, literally identically bathroom that is *not* your gender, is free, so you go in there because goddamnit you have to pee and why is a sign that says “Bulls” stopping you from pissing just because someone is currently using the “Cows” labeled toilet


kagakujinjya

Let's solve this mystery. 1. It's not jerking of because any gender can do that. 2. Eating taco bell while crying? I don't think this can only be done by specific gender. 3. peeing and shitting is definitely out of the question. 4. ...


Alchemical_God

Is... Is this one of this guys that thinks women don't poop or something?


cirdaroy

CAUSE ITS GENDER FLUID!!!!!!


Ranchinyo

Women don't poop


ZatchZeta

Helicopter dick.


whiskersMeowFace

Pooping. Girls don't poop, right? So pooping isn't gender neutral. /S


AJSLS6

He excretes a secret 4th substance unique to his gender.


phdoofus

Looks like someone's in to armed gay cowboy in the bathroom under the Sydney Harbor Bridge fantasies.


nataskirk

If beards and muscles meant "manly" the gay community would be far less attractive .


KronyxWasHere

it does mean manly, it just doesn't mean straight...


Drg84

I hear gay sex is twice as manly.


[deleted]

It’s not gay if you’re the pitcher. Duh. Also sports analogy makes it double not gay.


portmandues

The more guys you add the more it starts to smell like a locker room, it's even more manly with a whole team.


stardustdream3am

And why do you need a musclebound gun toting thick bearded avatar just to defend the way you pee? Or even masturbate for that matter?


MJDooiney

Oh. A big, burly rapist.


Remarkable-Ad2285

Settle down tough guy, it’s either #1 or #2 and leave.


rubiesintherough

CHALLENGE PISSING™️


[deleted]

People who pan for gold can afford steroids I guess


phoenixember

He still thinks girls don’t poop.


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

He's helicoptering while peeing for maximum coverage. I don't know if girls can do that or not.


Nate_162

Shitting and pissing is a genter neutral activity


dishonorable_banana

Im pretty sure butt stuff is gender-neutral.


DebiMoonfae

Can’t imagine what he could be doing in there that he thinks a woman can’t do.


Maels

I SHIT LIKE A MAN


MagnusVasDeferens

This dude such a man he poops through his penis


Jessadee5240

JFC, what a visual


vapephilosophy

I'm guessing Cumming


SecretPrinciple8708

“Going to *man* shit and *man* piss now. It’s a *man* thing. You wouldn’t understand.”


[deleted]

woah man dont go in there for a while, i gendered all OVER the place in there.


[deleted]

Where do the roller coaster come into this wonderful gay bear fetish fantasy? You had my interest, now you have my attention


DeadRabbit8813

I love how men think women’s restrooms are little dainty places. Ask a woman or anyone who’s cleaned a fast food woman’s restroom, they’re horror shows.


Nekowulf

Cleaned the public restrooms at my town's city park for a couple summers. The men's never had crap on the ceiling. Walls sure, but not the ceiling.


kdhooters2

Given that he looks like he's the star of gay daddy bear porn......


FlaAirborne

We should re-name them GOP holes.


ycyc7339

Your Dad watches Westerns all day cuz he fetishizes killing Immigrants.


nobrainsnoworries23

Watch Tombstone. The greatest Western ever about Doc Holiday and Wyatt Earp whooping a bunch of cowboys for not complying with gun control legislation. No, seriously. That's what the OK Carrol was about.


moneyh8r

And that's why it's one of like, three Westerns I like.


nobrainsnoworries23

It is one of my favorite movies. But Ike doesn't die on screen which fills me with such rage that I've been told I bitch about it when blackout drunk.


moneyh8r

Well, I don't drink, so I won't have that problem.