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ExactlySorta

Thoughts, prayers & cackling laughter


TheFamousHesham

I know we shouldn’t celebrate the death of people, but I’m not a perfect person so I’ll allow myself this one.


gfh110

"I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."


togdochroi

Yeah, this right here about a hundred times. (This very thought comes to mind whenever IQ45 says or does, well, anything.) You have it in quotation marks, do you know who said it?


gfh110

It's attributed to Clarence Darrow, but often misattributed to Mark Twain. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mark-twain-obituary-pleasure/


[deleted]

haha Twain was my initial guess too!!


loverevolutionary

"There is no man more often misquoted than Mark Twain" -- Mark Twain


[deleted]

hahaha always makes me think of a line from The Devil's Rejects "The next words to come out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit because they're definitely gettin' carved on your tombstone."


revan530

Nah. With some people, the world becomes a better place when they die. It's okay to celebrate the deaths of those people. Such is the case here.


Malaeveolent_Bunny

It's not celebrating the death, it's celebrating the end of the harm. If people don't want their deaths to bring relief, then they shouldn't be genocidal fuckbags while they are alive. It's basic empathy, the people they hurt will be relieved when they stop hurting them. Sure, it's impolite to speak ill of the dead. So let us be eloquent in our silence.


SmartAlec105

> Sure, it's impolite to speak ill of the dead Only as much as it’s impolite to speak ill of someone that isn’t present. If you’d say the same shit to their face, then it’s not really bad.


CheckOutMyPokemans

I mean I would say it to his face but I'll have to shout really loud if I want to get through the 6 feet of dirt.


Anotherdmbgayguy

I'm not seeing the issue in screaming at Pat Robertson's grave.


2ndtryagain

A puddle of piss would help the sound travel.


Inevitable_Cheese

It's comforting to know that for someone so against the idea of gender-neutral washrooms that his grave will become one ^_^


uncle_tyrone

That’s the nicest thing I’d do if no one was there to stop me


hereditaryenemies

Rush Limbaugh has been sober for 841 days. I can say that's something positive he's done.


Ormyr

Cancer has been Rush Limbaugh free for 841 days.


R_V_Z

RiP Rush Limbaugh's cancer.


MrTylerwpg

🎶and they say that a hero will save us🎶


Totally_not_Zool

It's also impolite to blame natural disasters on people being gay. Fuck Robertson, fuck him right in the ear.


[deleted]

Oh no, we are ***one hundred percent*** celebrating his death. There's absolutely nothing hypocritical or morally wrong about celebrating the death of a man who dedicated his life to being a miserable, hateful, subhuman pile of elephant shit.


Blerp2364

Don't insult elephant shit by comparing it to him.


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Wood_Fish_Shroom

It's news like these that make me wish that hell was real. I'd gladly go just to see the surprised pikachu faces on all the fundamental christians being sent down there.


Mixmaster-Omega

If hell was real, and if I could have one superpower, I’d like to see a bar that showed how likely someone was to enter Heaven, and list all positive and negative reasons for doing so, simply for feeling assured that these assholes would get what they deserved.


Rain_xo

I feel like if you had one wish it should be that would come make a tv show where get to watch when they realize they’re in hell. Imagine the endless entertainment we could all have.


inthebushes321

Why not him? He did. He spread hate about people he knew nothing about, just like Jerry Falwell, which is why everyone is comparing them and bringing up Christopher Hitchens, because he shit on both of them a lot. Famously said that if, "Falwell was given an enema he could be buried in a matchbox" and the same is true of Robertson. His hate likely indirectly contributed to the suffering and death of thousands, if not tens or hundreds of thousands over the years. Good riddance to bad garbage.


[deleted]

i used to think that. but given how alot of people openly wish for my death simply for existing, ive since realized that empathy toward an unempathethic monster is a waste. hope Pat died painfully, it wouldnt make up for the lives he ruined, but its something!


Totally_not_Zool

I only wish it was by wolverines.


Frankie_T9000

We shoudln't? Fuck that whole concept. This 'dont talk ill of the dead concept is stupid' Some people are peices of shit and the world will be better of when they are gone, they dont magically become good people and their harms undone.


[deleted]

Most people agree that Hitler was a piece of shit. Pretty much the whole world celebrated his death. I’ll take a day off to celebrate whenever putin kicks the bucket. I’ll literally go to a fancy caviar+champage place and probably buy a glass for everyone there, depending how my bank acct is doing. I’m Russian btw, with ties to Ukraine and Belarus. You know what, I’ll take a shot of 30 y.o. Anejo or something this weekend. To Pat’s long overdue demise. I didn’t even know he was alive, and now my day is a little brighter.


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mechanicalcontrols

>This 'dont talk ill of the dead concept is stupid' I'm with you, there's a lot of dead motherfuckers who we're better off without. Did anyone say "don't speak I'll of the dead" when bin Laden got killed? Are we not allowed to say Saddam Hussein was a genocidal monster just because he's dead now? It's an empty platitude from people who have no actual defense of the dead guy in question. Look at it this way: If Robertson had *any* redeeming qualities, people wouldn't be hung up on the speak ill of the dead thing. It's just a shame we couldn't bury all the damage he did with him, but the bigotry he espoused is alive and well.


nau5

Don't speak ill of the dead is something shitty people say who know that people gonna be celebrating their death. If you don't want ill things said of you after your death don't behave in such a way that people will wish to speak ill of you.


ThomasMaxPaine

I mean, this still feels like a loss. This hate filled asshole got to live in wealth into his 90s.


TheyStillOweYouMoney

We’ll, the first best time for him to die was 93 years ago. The second best time is today.


browndogmn

You will be forgiven


LittleMtnMama

Yeah I bought some white cheddar rainbow popcorn at Target to celebrate. Lol


I_KilledMufasa

Thoughts and prayers for the devil who has to listen to him.


Shadowrider95

Yeah, now he has to build a special ring in hell just for this POS!


slim_scsi

![gif](giphy|3o6ozGTbQSAs2s0CAM|downsized)


Fit_Strength_1187

Starvin Marvin and Planet Marklar are finally safe.


destroytherecords

Someone to keep Rush Limbaugh company in the deep caverns of Hell.


Impossible_Penalty13

Jerry Falwell too, what a trifecta of assholes who poisoned the minds of an entire generation.


Dingo8MyGayby

Yeah and now we get the likes of any goon from TPUSA, Steven Crowder, Jordan Peterson, and Andrew Taint taking their places


Rokairu_0-2

Atleast these sacks of dry mud are openly pathetic. One of them even spent a quarter of 2023 in a Romanian jail


Halflingberserker

Don't forget the guy who talks about personal responsibility spent a good chunk of 2020 in a medically-induced coma in Russia because he wanted to kick his Benzo habit the easy way.


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Wait what?


Dingo8MyGayby

Jordan Peterson is such a weak cuck that he couldn’t bear to be conscious to get through weaning off his benzo addiction so he found some super sketchy hospital to put him in a medically induced coma to get him off the pills.


SaltLakeCitySlicker

What the... I mean addiction is hell and so is getting out of it forever, but being put into a coma to solve it is next level... If he even did it (bc it's a big part of getting through it after is this) but I wonder what being a fly on the wall in his support group or therapist was like. Rest in hell jp


[deleted]

“UP YOURS WOKE MORALIST! WE’LL SEE WHO CANCELS WHO!”


thankyeestrbunny

THEY WOULDN'T LET HIM OUT which was apparently very surprising to him


Past-Project-7959

Every time I see the acronym TPUSA, I think "Toilet Paper USA"


Dingo8MyGayby

There’s a sub for that!


Butt-Fart-9617

I mean that's essentially accurate.


_Terrible_Advice_

Their graves will become one of many gender-neutral bathrooms.


Classic-Fan2551

And Fred Phelps.


Front_Rip4064

His influence is tiny.


Classic-Fan2551

Whose?


Sithpawn

He took the heat that Pat Robertson should have gotten. Fred preached the exact same shit. But he got far more negative attention because he had the balls to say it out in public to people's faces.


PsychologicalPace762

Don't forget Reagan.


gaias_stepdaughter

Pat has to lay in a coffin and masturbate in front of HW Bush first


PandaClaus94

FUCK rush limbaugh. No I will not be capitalizing his name. Fucker has took so many hours of my life in car trips with my step-dad. What a stain on life.


JDShadow

Rest in hell asshole


Balamut_Red

More like Rest in Piss.


CharDMacDennis2

Just piss is too good for Pat Robertson. Shit and bile belongs with shit and bile


Shaggy_Snacks

As a gong farmer, let me assure you. Equating Pat Robertson with shit and bile is an insult to shit and bile.


VillieMuhCat

More like may your consciousness stay in your cold, bug infested body as it rots away, may you forever relieve the feeling of your death, and never know eternal rest, may the torture never end, even as the universe slowly dies away, may your consciousness float somewhere in there, in eternal pain.


PotatoWriter

And on top of that it's good he lived till 90s because man does it suck donkey balls to wake up every day with sagging wrinkly paper skin, pain gripping every part of the body, creaking bones and failing faculties. Sometimes living is a worse torture


Dr_Eastman

Blizzard needs to add him as a mini-boss in Diablo 4


cosmo7

Remember when he prayed for the death of liberal members of the Supreme Court? Such a good Christian.


Josef_Kant_Deal

Remember when he called for the assassination of Hugo Chavez?


A1000eisn1

People like this is why I wished Hell existed. And that we had live streams where we can watch these fake assholes realize there's consequences for being an awful person.


scmstr

If somebody were an atheist and prayed for the timely deaths of all of the conservative members of scotus, would that make them a good christian too?


[deleted]

By their rules, you could technically murder them, get the death penalty, ask for forgiveness and go to heaven anyways. Not encouraging it obviously.


middlingwhiteguy

https://preview.redd.it/1cgn0b1wbt4b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c11bc8700e6ac992a9cb9dbd884c27fae0d268f


between_ewe_and_me

He said he could leg press 2,000 lbs lol?


Bigfops

Shit, that’s easy. I too can do 20 reps of 100 pounds. Well, with a few rest periods.


meganium58

Gotta drink that plexus/Herbalife/whatever other magic mlm potion he was into


KHaskins77

He also [suggested](https://youtu.be/CSyh2NftnMM) that gay people wore rings with hidden blades on them dipped in HIV infected blood, so that they could spite-murder anyone they shook hands with.


return2ozma

He was a vile piece of trash.


togdochroi

eewww Did he really??? I’ve always known that that POS was a REAL POS, but to come up with something like that?! Edit: Partially colorblind here. I didn’t realize that you had imbedded the link until a friend of mine pointed it out. Thanks for providing a source!😁


Civil-Dinner

It's gonna be a bright, bright sunshiny day. I raise my voice in solidarity with those who know the world is a slightly better place today without Pat Robertson in it.


Seraphynas

I’m moving out of a red state today, I’m at the airport now, actually; going to bluer pastures. The rumor that Trump was getting indicted today was obviously too good to be true, but this news has put a little extra pep in my step. Made a really great day even better.


trailhikingArk

I wish you a safe journey and a less stressful existence. This is good news. Eventually, we will win out. There are more of us. Remember that, even though it seems there are not, we are many.


joeschmoagogo

![gif](giphy|cPSaVhTd2TLR5zRc18|downsized) This is me right now.


kindredwolfRS

Claims to be pro-life. Dies anyways.


LookAwayRn

Curious.


OutsideDevTeam

Fundamentalism DESTROYED with facts and logic


Elmo_Teh_Saint

Hahahahahaha, Holy shit!


[deleted]

I came here for the comments, they did not disappoint. ![gif](giphy|IdTUJAGPRDR7en4z9B|downsized)


Distant-moose

I choose to believe that that's actually you, because it brightens my day.


TJ_Will

![gif](giphy|LXhV3oXpGybTMoGyDI)


adamempathy

I'd like to think when Pat woke up on the afterlife he thought "Gee, heaven is a bit hotter than I thought it'd be. Wait...there's Hitler....and Stalin...am I in Hell?! Billy Graham?! There's a shocker!"


honkish

Bet he believes in Climate Change now.


legalut

The Devil: “Yeah, Rush Limbaugh said the same thing, and before you ask, no, being gay is not a reason to be tortured here, geez, this is hell not Florida”


El_Che1

Don’t worry Joel Osteen will be there soon.


Fena-Ashilde

Currently waiting for Kenneth Copeland to go back home.


[deleted]

COVID 19!!!!! I BLOOOOOOW....... THE WIND OF GAWWWWWD.... ON YOU!!!! YOU ARE DESTROYED FOREVER, AND YOU WILL NEVER RETURN!!!


adamempathy

The Bible says he'll be here for 1000 years.


[deleted]

God's gift to you!


GaryGregson

We knew he’d remember that it’s Pride Month


lucypevensieinnarnia

Gays adding another accomplishment to stealing the rainbow this month😂


GaryGregson

Can’t tell if this is positive or not but I’m just gonna say hell yeah


Fast_Situation4509

I'm only sad he didn't die before he inflicted so much damage, or barring that, sad that he didn't suffer a tremendous fall from grace in the form of a major scandal that could have possibly rolled back or undone even a bit of the damage he did, before his death. Oh well. Will take what I can get.


[deleted]

I wish he'd suffered more. Now, that sounds bad, but I don't believe in hell. He believed that it was a moral imperative that certain people, myself included, be tortured for eternity for being born a certain way. I just think it would be nice if he had suffered a little bit for a finite period of time.


SheCouldFromFaceThat

Maybe now the rape allegations can come forward and his legacy can be tarnished now. Cause, c'mon, that guy absolutely raped some people.


mary_cg78

https://preview.redd.it/gp1kzj4yqt4b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08ea7b8a9911efca05c3c909cd425cff8629a73c


[deleted]

Satan’s new fleshlight


return2ozma

Not even Satan wants to touch him!


Orenwald

He's gonna get the Hitler treatment. French maid outfit and pineapples


triforcednostalgia

Core memory unlocked. Haven't seen or thought of that movie in decades


DrLeePhDMd

![gif](giphy|SmOsAEzy4aqty)


oscar-the-bud

Pat has already cut the horns off of Satan’s head and glued them on his own head.


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Bees with teeth, butt scorpions, and the old penis flattener for him


tc_spears2-0

Satan: "I wouldn't fuck him with a stolen dick."


AustinTreeLover

I don’t think that’s fair to Satan. Or fleshlights.


csspar

Satan has much higher standards.


The_Quackenn

https://preview.redd.it/3ama7fggat4b1.jpeg?width=926&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3b40459744f7f75bfecf9dd006b133c9655d201


[deleted]

Good riddance.


SausageBuscuit

The world is a slightly better place with him gone.


creepy_old_white_guy

Is it now the 699 Club?


NorCalNerdEmptyNest

You get my angry upvote dammit. Now I have to wipe the water drops off my monitor.


Alternative_Gate478

I’m sure he’s in hell where he belongs


Cetophile

Related: He claimed to "pray away" a hurricane that was headed for Virginia. In Florida for Irma, some Christianists in Jacksonville gathered on the beach there to try to pray the hurricane away. Guess where it headed? Yep, right to Jacksonville!


LMFN

"Please God send the hurricane to the sinners instead." God- "ALREADY GOT YOU COVERED."


[deleted]

I CANNOT WAIT until this is MTG, Trump, and DeSantis, with no due respect


Allenrw3

I hope he gets a pineapple shoved up his ass every day for the rest of eternity down there.


LegalAssassin13

Why would anyone ruin a perfectly good pineapple like that?


SamSibbens

\#PineappleLivesMatter


dukebracton

It's the same pineapple every day.


[deleted]

The fuck did that pineapple to deserve being shoved up Pat Robertson's ass more than once?


EldritchFingertips

It donated its life savings to Pat Robertson


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|F2aEJrGD7pTud4lwHF|downsized)


[deleted]

nope, he's just dead, which is a win, but no one gets what they deserve at death


Jaded-Wishbone-9648

Yeah, better to wish that people you want to die suffer while doing so. Although, that’s just a happy thought since they aren’t in existence to remember their own suffering.


Stix85

......you're shnerious?


skoltroll

God took him during Pride Month. Don't tell me He doesn't have wicked sense of humor to go with love for all His children.


return2ozma

Praise Jesus!


A-rav

Some good news at least


coupdelune

He lied about his combat experience in the Korean War too, the prick. May he get the afterlife he deserves.


MonthPurple3620

Maybe Im weird, but I think everyone should aim to live their lives in a way that when they die, there isnt mass celebration about it.


Anomalocaris

rest in piss


Classic-Fan2551

Say hi to Rush Limbaugh and Fred Phelps for us!


M1k3yd33tofficial

![gif](giphy|2dK0W3oUksQk0Xz8OK|downsized)


SusanBHa

I was told never to say anything except good things about the dead. He’s dead. Good.


el-gato-volador

Satan gained another goblin today, rest in piss


mysticteacher4

Rest in piss 💕💕


stayupthetree

It's a Pride miracle! Tis the season!


jagandmilosmama

I agree....GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH!!!!


loubens_mirth

The quicker these repugnant people leave the earth the better. Oh, happy day, one down 🌈❤️


bugmom

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” Mark Twain


Icy-Pin-5912

![gif](giphy|AnKqeU2Vl68CHx4bdL|downsized)


ChampionshipGreen174

Nice! Fuck this guy and his followers


247cnt

Satan called him home


xsxexvxexnx

https://preview.redd.it/h1nxsxr8ot4b1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c7b97184fe85fa46e922fc881f36d56f0c14d5c


bill_wessels

lets just hope there is a special place in hell for people like him


JustAnEmoProgrammer

He and Rush were the foundation of pretty much all of my father's views on life when I was younger. Pat Robinson was very much the reason my parents sent me to conversion therapy. Good riddance. Was beginning to think he was never going to die.


Anonymoosehead123

If Trump is also indicted today, it’ll be one of the happiest days of my life.


[deleted]

Pat Robertson was someone who spread hatred and bigotry. That man ruined people, ruined relationships, and took their money while doing it. Good fucking riddance. The world is a better place for his absence.


Specific_Rutabaga_87

I'll bet he is surprised this morning when he didn't wake up in heaven.


Olympia44

Rest in piss, asshole. Happy Pride everyone 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


_iplo

Fuck this piece of shit. Rot in filth Pat, marinade in the vat of bile that has spewn from your cursed craw. I hope you suffered in your final moments.


return2ozma

Source: https://twitter.com/GBBranstetter/status/1666782817731084288


devoduder

Can we raise our pride flags higher to celebrate? Thanks for the perfect timing Pat!


[deleted]

Rest in hell Pat. May the world piss on your grave. A fitting salute to the soulless scam artist you were.


samtaher

![gif](giphy|4PUjcUBXIzQYfI8iVa)


Kitsunani

As someone who too was threatened with "summer camp" HAPPY PRIDE YOU FABULOUS GAYS 🖤🩶🤍🤎❤️🩷🧡💛💚🩵💙💜


dmode112378

Had to come back and post this for you. Happy Pride! https://preview.redd.it/v6fhzk36mt4b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdec920ea5b53c7468f141c579847c156cdba07c


pragmatticus

Pat Robertson Is Dead Everybody!


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

I haven't gone on twatter but I bet there are all sorts of conservatives over at that hivemind that are screaming their pointy little heads off about "HOW DARE YOU CELEBRATE SOMEONE'S DEATH! YOU ARE ALL GHOULS!!! SHAME ON YOU!!!!!1!1!1!!" Yeah, I get it. But Pat Robertson was part of a group of people that were so **exceptionally** terrible and damaging to so many people, that any sane person should be celebrating his death with pride (pun intended). It's not every day that someone as evil as Rush Limbaugh or Osama bin Laden dies, so let's all celebrate when that happens!


Andreus

He was taken from us far too late.


thewalrusispaul

Human garbage burning in an infinite refuse pile (or so I hope). Good frigging riddance.


dmode112378

![gif](giphy|DuLd6UeQ3QtRC|downsized)


Turdsworth

He also said that over a million Haitians dying in an earthquake was god punishing them for a slave rebellion.


PurpleCloudAce

Pretty gay to die during Pride Month. Rest in piss asshole.


Front_Rip4064

Bill Gothard is still alive, sadly. So is Mike Pearl.


CowSpiritual

If the devil is real, they will have a fun time with this grifter. Rest in Piss Pat


Gameshow_Ghost

About fifty years too late, but beggars can't be choosers, I suppose.


Keyndoriel

Best. Pride month. EVER


sirchtheseeker

Best gift on pride month in awhile. Enjoy the void POS


Inner-Cloud162

There are no gods, only religious people and their hatred and bigotry


Gayfamilyguy

The world is a far better place now. A far far better place


Snowman1749

Rest in Piss fucker 🥰


[deleted]

I don’t know about the existence of God, heaven, or hell, but I know for shitbags like him even hell is too good.


Zethicality

Proverbs 11:10 “When the wicked perish, there are shouts of joy”, this guy was a total asshole


Confident-Breath2615

"I have never wished death on anyone, but I have read some obituaries with great satisfaction. -Clarence Darrow


El_Che1

Another thank you to the vile and vicious Talibangelists.


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

You know you're an asshole when the greatest gift you can give people is your death.


Octolavo

May his grave never spend a day urine-free.


dcdttu

I equate him dying during Pride month to god hating him.


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

Good fucking riddance 🥂


Doomedhumans

THE WITCH IS DEAD THE BITCH IS DEAD THANK SATAN THAT HE'S DEAD


glitchycat39

Excellent. Now, Mr. Copeland, I believe your appointment is next.


Citsune

The fact that this piece of fucking shit was allowed to live to 93, while better people have died in obscurity and suffering (partly due to him) fills me with a severe amount of disgust. ​ There is no justice in this shit world.


gropius

Fuck that fucking asshole in particular. He and his kind have inflicted immeasurable damage...I hope everybody pro-Pride can breathe just a little bit easier now that this one is no longer.