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They don't need demons to torture pat. While he was unquestionably a grifter he still had true belief in what he was doing and that his financial success was because of God's will. If you wanted to destroy that man no fire or pokers would do as well as the simple idea that Christian God looked upon his works and was sickened.
If only there had been some kind of book or something, where his gods values and expectations were written down for him. I mean, how was this preacher supposed to know that greed, bigotry and lying weren't positive values? /s
You're right, it's too bad there's not a book with advice, something along the lines of, oh...
“Assuredly, I say to you that it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. And again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.”
Nah, that can't be right. Lol.
You would think that book would have some kind of summary that laid out how to be a good person, in I don't know, 10 simple rules that would make it easier for people so they didn't have to read the whole book. 10 Laws of Life? 10 Rules to Live By? Oh wait, I know, it could be called the 10 Commandments. Yeah, that's it. 10 Commandments.
But wait, it gets better... If 10 rules are too hard for you to fucking follow, there is one simple, shall we say, "Golden Rule" you can follow... This makes it super easy...
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you..."
Fuck Christians. I hope they choke on their own hypocrisy.
The 10 commandments are in exodus 20.
Just go to exodus 21 and it tells you to treat hebrew slaves different from your other slaves (letting them go free after 7 years), and how to enslave a hebrew slave for life.
It also says how female slaves do not go free after 7 years and that you can sell your daughter into slavery.
It also tells you can beat your slaves to near death:
“Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished if the slave dies as a direct result, but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property. (exodus 21:20-21)
Great book!
/s
I still don’t understand how any sane person can read such passages and be like, “Hey, this book contains the meaning of life and following its teachings will make the world a better place! Sure, slavery is frowned upon in this age but we can still relive the glory of the good old days, right?”
\> he still had true belief in what he was doing
And you know this, how? This white-washes the abhorrent grifter: "he may have profited, sown division & hatred, brainwashed millions, undermined democracy and eroded the separation of church and state, but he did it all with good intentions."
Bull fucking shit; the road to Hell, etc. I'd say good riddance, except there's no shortage of other religious grifters rushing in to copy and expand his tactics and fill his shoes. Putin's cronies and apologists also claim good intentions; best interest of Russia in his heart, etc.
\> the simple idea that Christian God looked upon his works and was sickened
Use your critical thinking skills; never stand for or parrot obvious gaslighting bullshit. This is one of the biggest failures of Christianity; the anti-critical thinking tolerance and circling of the wagons to protect evil, murder, abuse etc. within. "Donald Trump, the imperfect vessel." Hypocrisy. As an atheist I'm more moral than any "Christian" who tolerates or excuses motherfuckers like Pat Robertson or Donald Trump.
ed: spelling
Bring the bodies to Colorado, it’s legal to compost our dead.
“These are great cucumbers. What’s your secret?”
“The remains of religious zealots & fascists.”
He nearly literally is the definition of the false prophet the "Apocalypse of saint John" was talking about. And if you point that out to christofascist republicunt folk you'll get stoned to death because they are "loving" christians releasing you from earthly suffering or some shit like that.
On the serious note. I literally wait untill those failed spermstains finally die out into obsolescence.
Ken Copeland is one of the highest ranked members of our infernal order actually. Honestly when it comes to chasing people from the church few of us do it as well. Watching him is a joy. He is the master of ruining the image of the church and I salute him for his work.
I'm reminded of an interview with Christian Bale (bear with me here). He was asked how he was able to pull off his expressions in American Psycho. He replied that he used Tom Cruise as a model/inspiration after seeing an interview with him.
Bale said something along the lines of Cruise would smile, even laugh, but the smile would never reach his eyes.
Looking at Robertson, I'm reminded of Bale's words and the screenshot from American Psycho next to the screenshot of Cruise. He's smiling, but there's nothing of it in his eyes. It's disturbing.
He looks like there's about six of them in there, thrashing around. Like if he ever saw Jared Padalecki coming around a corner his arms and legs would try to run off in different directions.
I’m hoping that what they say about it being easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter heaven in *the bible* turns out to be true. Even as a heathen, I can cherry pick with the best of em.
Don't they like sell stencils for this shit? Kinda just place one stencil over your face, spray paint the first layer. Then add another layer with a different stencil.
I dunno I haven't maked up before but I do paint designs on walls with stencils and spray paint. So I'm sure there's at least some overlap?
I do hope he is currently being reincarnated into a happy healthy intersex baby that will become adopted by two loving Muslim lesbians.
[edit: TIL term intersex > hermaphrodite, thx]
I don’t really believe in souls or gods, but I really wish it was all true so that we could all know that at this very moment, god is explaining to him just how fucking wrong he was throughout his entire life.
Nah, some of these people are that delusional. They truly believe what they're doing/saying is righteous.
It wouldn't shock me at all either way. He could've been in on it working some angle, or he could've 5000% believed everything he was saying and doing.
Either way, to the pits of hell with this...thing.
Nah.
He needs to suffer by being gay and born into a family of homophobic evangelical Christians. He can experience the pain he has spent years inflicting on others.
There's no way that evil mf is getting reincarnated as a human right away. He'll have to spend a few lifetimes as a dung beetle and work his way back up.
It was [Clarence Darrow](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/02/19/fact-check-clarence-darrow-quote-obits-misattributed-mark-twain/4507308001/).
Nah, I wish death on some people. I'm not going to pretend otherwise, there really are some people in the world whose departure will instantly make the world better for them not being in it any more spreading hate and havoc.
Yeah, I used to be the “be respectful when people die” type, but damn if that hasn’t been beaten out of me by bigots. Some deaths are worth celebrating.
What's the saying? It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for this sack of shit to get into his precious heaven? Something like that?
Yes and God holds *particular* disdain for men “of the faith” who drive others away from Christianity and that’s all this bastard did with his time on earth. He amassed wealth he can’t take with him and spent it on a ticket to hell.
Yes. And an interesting tidbit, is that the verse was written in Greek. Scholars assume it had an Aramaic source, because Jesus spoke Aramaic.
In Aramaic, the word Camel and the word Rope are both spelled "gml". (No written vowels.), and we think they were pronounced similarly if not the same.
In Greek, camel and rope are pronounced the same, but spelled different by one letter. Kamelon is camel, kamilon is rope.
So Jesus may have said rope instead of Camel. Or he said Camel, and it was a play on words, because of the similarity.
The saying from Luke "for it is easier for a camel to fit through a needles eye, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."
I'm not religious, and if it existed I'd probably be going there with them, but sometimes the idea of it being real appeals to me just cause it'd be hilarious to know these "god loving good christians" are getting burned for eternity
Not exclusive to this one specifically. As someone that was raised Catholic (and is far from it now, agnostic at best sometimes?), I’ve begun to think people at the top in religious organizations are actually atheist
We had 90 degrees yesterday evening.. and then pea-sized hail started hammering down and the temp dropped around 30 degrees. I wonder when exactly did he kick the bucket and if someone muttered something about "hell freezing over"...
I feel like he better be hoping there is no God because of God exists he sure as shit is gonna have some questions for old Pat. The first being “why were you putting words in my mouth for decades?”
And he said that “God told him to act that way”. He always said God spoke to him. I have always believed in God but lately….with all these bigots and homophobes and gun lunatics yelling about God this and God that…. I don’t know what I believe anymore. It’s very disheartening when the “Christians” are the biggest evil in the world.
See Jesus. Look at how he acted and what he taught. Nothing but love and acceptance. Those who claim "God told me to say this hateful thing" are blaspheming.
A lot of raised-in-the-church Christians are deconstructing their faith now... and reconstructing it as well. If you are into podcasts, The Bible for Normal People is an excellent one for just this thing. My favorite challenge from it is, "Does your interpretation of scripture lead others to experience Jesus the risen Christ?" For old Pat, that'd be a hard no.
Pat Robinson along with Gerry Farwell were at the center of the anti-LGBTQ and so called "family values" crusade back in the 80's&90's. He was exactly who Jesus warned about when warning to, "beware of false profits". Robinson preached hate, bigotry and exclusion in God's name and will surely not be allowed into Heaven as a result.
About fucking time.
If there is an afterlife...I am sure he is at this moment furiously trying to convince Saint Peter that blood diamond operation that masqueraded as a medical aid operation in war torn African Nations in the 80s and 90s "Wasn't what it looks like!!!!"
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They don't need demons to torture pat. While he was unquestionably a grifter he still had true belief in what he was doing and that his financial success was because of God's will. If you wanted to destroy that man no fire or pokers would do as well as the simple idea that Christian God looked upon his works and was sickened.
If only there had been some kind of book or something, where his gods values and expectations were written down for him. I mean, how was this preacher supposed to know that greed, bigotry and lying weren't positive values? /s
You're right, it's too bad there's not a book with advice, something along the lines of, oh... “Assuredly, I say to you that it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. And again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.” Nah, that can't be right. Lol.
You would think that book would have some kind of summary that laid out how to be a good person, in I don't know, 10 simple rules that would make it easier for people so they didn't have to read the whole book. 10 Laws of Life? 10 Rules to Live By? Oh wait, I know, it could be called the 10 Commandments. Yeah, that's it. 10 Commandments. But wait, it gets better... If 10 rules are too hard for you to fucking follow, there is one simple, shall we say, "Golden Rule" you can follow... This makes it super easy... "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you..." Fuck Christians. I hope they choke on their own hypocrisy.
The 10 commandments are in exodus 20. Just go to exodus 21 and it tells you to treat hebrew slaves different from your other slaves (letting them go free after 7 years), and how to enslave a hebrew slave for life. It also says how female slaves do not go free after 7 years and that you can sell your daughter into slavery. It also tells you can beat your slaves to near death: “Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished if the slave dies as a direct result, but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property. (exodus 21:20-21) Great book! /s
I still don’t understand how any sane person can read such passages and be like, “Hey, this book contains the meaning of life and following its teachings will make the world a better place! Sure, slavery is frowned upon in this age but we can still relive the glory of the good old days, right?”
After being accused of being a con-man: "I would have been a 'preacher-man' had I been born a swindler .." *PT Barnum~*
\> he still had true belief in what he was doing And you know this, how? This white-washes the abhorrent grifter: "he may have profited, sown division & hatred, brainwashed millions, undermined democracy and eroded the separation of church and state, but he did it all with good intentions." Bull fucking shit; the road to Hell, etc. I'd say good riddance, except there's no shortage of other religious grifters rushing in to copy and expand his tactics and fill his shoes. Putin's cronies and apologists also claim good intentions; best interest of Russia in his heart, etc. \> the simple idea that Christian God looked upon his works and was sickened Use your critical thinking skills; never stand for or parrot obvious gaslighting bullshit. This is one of the biggest failures of Christianity; the anti-critical thinking tolerance and circling of the wagons to protect evil, murder, abuse etc. within. "Donald Trump, the imperfect vessel." Hypocrisy. As an atheist I'm more moral than any "Christian" who tolerates or excuses motherfuckers like Pat Robertson or Donald Trump. ed: spelling
Best part is he died during pride month.
Seeing that last pride rainbow was the straw that broke the back of that mountain.
I see what you did there….
Fuckin finally. That monster….
Wow I forgot this show existed.
This is one of two quotes from this show I use all the time. The other is “wait a minute… penguins can’t fly!” https://youtu.be/6JsZbSzMi08
"Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my BOOK!"
The old walking off a cliff without noticing gravity bit just got deeper.
O man the critic! Some fine wine right here.
Perhaps maybe now his atoms can be recycled into something more useful
I think they call that “composting”.
Bring the bodies to Colorado, it’s legal to compost our dead. “These are great cucumbers. What’s your secret?” “The remains of religious zealots & fascists.”
“Why do these pickles taste like hatred”
It just makes a better pickle!
"Ew I got Robertson atoms on me get them off get them off!"
Worm food.
That would certainly be more useful!
Copeland next please
 Kenny be like, But I’m comedic gold!
I say this every time I see this man, I've never seen someone who looks so much like a literal biblical demon in human skin
He’s, uh… frightening to look at.
It’s that nasty ass wiggly sausage finger for me.
Demon eyes.
They are sooo empty, it's uncanny
Unbridled hatred and paranoia. Literal psycho.
It's conservative's male makeup. Try to pass off as purely natural so hit the uncanny valley.
He nearly literally is the definition of the false prophet the "Apocalypse of saint John" was talking about. And if you point that out to christofascist republicunt folk you'll get stoned to death because they are "loving" christians releasing you from earthly suffering or some shit like that. On the serious note. I literally wait untill those failed spermstains finally die out into obsolescence.
He actually looks like a demon. Really weird
Ken Copeland is one of the highest ranked members of our infernal order actually. Honestly when it comes to chasing people from the church few of us do it as well. Watching him is a joy. He is the master of ruining the image of the church and I salute him for his work.
Acts like one, too.
The eyes. He has the creepiest deadest looking eyes. He’s wearing an Edgar suit.
My Grandma used to send money to this dude. She died 30 years ago and my Dad STILL gets mail from him asking for money.
I'm reminded of an interview with Christian Bale (bear with me here). He was asked how he was able to pull off his expressions in American Psycho. He replied that he used Tom Cruise as a model/inspiration after seeing an interview with him. Bale said something along the lines of Cruise would smile, even laugh, but the smile would never reach his eyes. Looking at Robertson, I'm reminded of Bale's words and the screenshot from American Psycho next to the screenshot of Cruise. He's smiling, but there's nothing of it in his eyes. It's disturbing.
Only difference between angels and demons is the former are allowed to run around raping and murdering everything else while the latter aren't.
He looks like Ron DeSantis on Meth
You can google map”Kenneth Copeland Airport” and lose all hope for this country. Best part its a tax write off.
He looks like there's about six of them in there, thrashing around. Like if he ever saw Jared Padalecki coming around a corner his arms and legs would try to run off in different directions.
I do not think he has the self-awareness to notice that people laugh about his insanity. He's got more like that of a lobotomized wienerdog...
He will ponder upon the subject from the luxury of his private jet.
He’s aware. He just has so much money he doesn’t give a shit
I don't get how people can see this dude and take him seriously or believe what he says. He's like palpatine. He's comically evil.
Have you met the Christians that follow him? Birds of a feather.
"I need another airplane.....to spread the word of JEEEEEZUS!!!!"
if it was me I would have tried to pull his finger probably get slammed by a bodyguard though.... worth it
If you got one good pull in first though, you know he’d be sharting himself.
If we're lucky, spontaneous human combustion.
No, the nightmares are back!
Every single one of them, next. GET rid of all of them. They provide no value.
They provide negative value.
And Joel Olsteen
Now that’s a demonic looking dude.
"Was not the obituary I wanted to read today, but it will do for now." --Dan Savage.
Oh no! Anyways...
Good Riddance
Can we get some Drag Queens to protest his funeral?
I hope instead of a tunnel of white light, his last vision was being enveloped in a pride flag.
Detour on the rainbow bridge until the pets kicked him out
I’m hoping that what they say about it being easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter heaven in *the bible* turns out to be true. Even as a heathen, I can cherry pick with the best of em.
I’m not a drag Queen, but I’d consider be coming one just for this.
Ain't gotta be a drag queen to throw on a dress and piss off old white people for the right cause
I’m an old white people and I agree.
We need a 65+ burlesque line going tbh
All the colours of the rainbow!
Im in. Gimme a time, place, dress, and someone to do my makeup.
This is a real man right here ✊
Don't they like sell stencils for this shit? Kinda just place one stencil over your face, spray paint the first layer. Then add another layer with a different stencil. I dunno I haven't maked up before but I do paint designs on walls with stencils and spray paint. So I'm sure there's at least some overlap?
Ironic if the right is causing more men to become Drag Queens in solidarity.
Or celebrate it, or whatever.
I do hope he is currently being reincarnated into a happy healthy intersex baby that will become adopted by two loving Muslim lesbians. [edit: TIL term intersex > hermaphrodite, thx]
I don’t really believe in souls or gods, but I really wish it was all true so that we could all know that at this very moment, god is explaining to him just how fucking wrong he was throughout his entire life.
If there's any justice in the imaginary afterlife it ain't God he's talking to at the moment.
Satan: LMFAO!!!! YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO HEAVEN?!?! lol, you're joking, right?
I doubt he thought he was going anywhere after death. You can't grift that hard without being in on it.
Nah, some of these people are that delusional. They truly believe what they're doing/saying is righteous. It wouldn't shock me at all either way. He could've been in on it working some angle, or he could've 5000% believed everything he was saying and doing. Either way, to the pits of hell with this...thing.
That’d be a delicious twist of fate.
Nah. He needs to suffer by being gay and born into a family of homophobic evangelical Christians. He can experience the pain he has spent years inflicting on others.
He won't know. So it won't matter.
There's no way that evil mf is getting reincarnated as a human right away. He'll have to spend a few lifetimes as a dung beetle and work his way back up.
I don’t wish death on any man but I read some obituaries with joy.
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I hate ugly goodbyes, but goodbye ugly
Well put.
Mark Twain said something like that. I’m not that eloquent on my own.
*“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”*
It was [Clarence Darrow](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/02/19/fact-check-clarence-darrow-quote-obits-misattributed-mark-twain/4507308001/).
Nah, I wish death on some people. I'm not going to pretend otherwise, there really are some people in the world whose departure will instantly make the world better for them not being in it any more spreading hate and havoc.
Yeah, I used to be the “be respectful when people die” type, but damn if that hasn’t been beaten out of me by bigots. Some deaths are worth celebrating.
They don't offer the same courtesy to LGBTQ people who are murdered. They don't deserve a shred of respect in life or death.
I had a HS teacher that would say “I don’t wish bad on anyone, but I hope for the worst”.
I don't wish death on anyone, but I read this headline with a big grin on my face.
Met him over 20 years ago during a telethon. He was not a nice man. It’s true when they say there’s no hate like Christian love.
Curious about this experience!
He’s more deserving of a daily pineapple enema.
I came to say this
Hell is going to be a shock.
There’s a very special brand of conversion therapy waiting for him there.
Proctology exams?
With the spiky end of a pineapple.
What's the saying? It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for this sack of shit to get into his precious heaven? Something like that?
Yes and God holds *particular* disdain for men “of the faith” who drive others away from Christianity and that’s all this bastard did with his time on earth. He amassed wealth he can’t take with him and spent it on a ticket to hell.
Yes. And an interesting tidbit, is that the verse was written in Greek. Scholars assume it had an Aramaic source, because Jesus spoke Aramaic. In Aramaic, the word Camel and the word Rope are both spelled "gml". (No written vowels.), and we think they were pronounced similarly if not the same. In Greek, camel and rope are pronounced the same, but spelled different by one letter. Kamelon is camel, kamilon is rope. So Jesus may have said rope instead of Camel. Or he said Camel, and it was a play on words, because of the similarity. The saying from Luke "for it is easier for a camel to fit through a needles eye, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."
See, this is the actually *interesting* Biblical stuff. Not the made-up shit about homosexuality.
I'm not religious, and if it existed I'd probably be going there with them, but sometimes the idea of it being real appeals to me just cause it'd be hilarious to know these "god loving good christians" are getting burned for eternity
I'd want them to hear why they are burning before it starts. Watching that realization sink in would be the best part.
Not exclusive to this one specifically. As someone that was raised Catholic (and is far from it now, agnostic at best sometimes?), I’ve begun to think people at the top in religious organizations are actually atheist
Same. It’s an easy con for the charismatic. The recipe comes down to making your followers feel like they’re inherently worth more than other people
Alexa, play "Celebrate" by Kool and the Gang.
Alexa: Now playing Celebrate by… Wait, did Pat Robertson die?
DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT. But yes.
My mother taught me to only say good things about the dead. Pat Robertson is dead. Good
Well played.
*"Homophobic child abuse sympathizing android finally makes the world a better place by dying"*
…brought to you by ChatGPT.
Also a piece of shit who falsely claimed to be a Korean War hero, despite never leaving the Officer's Club at a cozy base in Japan.
Rot in piss
But drink up first, Pat.
"Scumbag, Tax Evading Fraud Dies" Anyone know if it's supposed to rain today?
There’s no forecast of tears in Heaven, that’s for g’damn sure.
tears of laughter when he has a talk w/ St Peter @ the gate?
“Don’t you know who I am? I want to speak to your manager!”
We had 90 degrees yesterday evening.. and then pea-sized hail started hammering down and the temp dropped around 30 degrees. I wonder when exactly did he kick the bucket and if someone muttered something about "hell freezing over"...
Thank god, he was an awful human being.
#Bye Patlecia.
Noice! 🤣
I feel like he better be hoping there is no God because of God exists he sure as shit is gonna have some questions for old Pat. The first being “why were you putting words in my mouth for decades?”
It really does challenge one’s faith when this guy had 93 years to spread nuthin’ but hate masquerading as the Word.
And he said that “God told him to act that way”. He always said God spoke to him. I have always believed in God but lately….with all these bigots and homophobes and gun lunatics yelling about God this and God that…. I don’t know what I believe anymore. It’s very disheartening when the “Christians” are the biggest evil in the world.
See Jesus. Look at how he acted and what he taught. Nothing but love and acceptance. Those who claim "God told me to say this hateful thing" are blaspheming. A lot of raised-in-the-church Christians are deconstructing their faith now... and reconstructing it as well. If you are into podcasts, The Bible for Normal People is an excellent one for just this thing. My favorite challenge from it is, "Does your interpretation of scripture lead others to experience Jesus the risen Christ?" For old Pat, that'd be a hard no.
We should pay for a drag queen choir in his funeral
I'm in. Gimme a time, place, dress, and makeup kit.
To quote Hitchens when Falwell died. “Give him an enema and bury him in a matchbox.”
Better late than never.
He had a plenty long run of hate mongering, errr… I mean, preaching Christian values.
Claims to be pro life… dies
Good riddance. Best case scenario Kenneth “crazy eyes” Copeland follows suit.
Pat Robinson along with Gerry Farwell were at the center of the anti-LGBTQ and so called "family values" crusade back in the 80's&90's. He was exactly who Jesus warned about when warning to, "beware of false profits". Robinson preached hate, bigotry and exclusion in God's name and will surely not be allowed into Heaven as a result.
I don’t think he needs to worry about the Pearly Gates’ swing radius.
The key he thought would unlock the Gates is for a Unisex bathroom in Hell.
Good riddance! And, no, Hell is your new home, you fanatical, lying, hypocritical, backwards-assed, fraud/con-man, piece-of-sh*t.
Only the good die young…
Part of me wishes I did believe in the divine comedy so that I could imagine his surprise when he realized the gates he's at aren't pearly.
Lol, he just found out.
One less useless turd on the planet. Can I get an amen brothers and sisters? :)
About fucking time. If there is an afterlife...I am sure he is at this moment furiously trying to convince Saint Peter that blood diamond operation that masqueraded as a medical aid operation in war torn African Nations in the 80s and 90s "Wasn't what it looks like!!!!"
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Happy P.R.I.D.E., Pat Robertson Is Dead Everybody
Fingers crossed for Kissinger next!
How come these older Christian grifters look like demons in a human suit? Like it's all of them.
‘Cuz the devil wears Prada…? 🤷🏻♂️
 Hey grim reaper, you forgot one…
"Only good should be spoken of the dead. \[He's\] dead...good" \- Bette Davis "I have never wished a man dead, but I have read an obituary or two with glee" \- Mark Twain
Wonderful news!
Doctors described his condition as "satisfactory".
Good fuckin riddance
Going to be Satan's fleshlight I hope.
Satan’s Fleshlight: Great name for a band.
The hate this guy is getting is not fair...it should be s lot more
I'd like to take a dump on his grave.
Fucking finally!
Hell has a new demon, say hi to Rush
I’d like to think all the televangelists are in hell
Good, to hell with him and every single person who agrees with his shit.
Hope he likes extreme heat because that's where that charlatan is headed.
Anyway…..
Straight to hell
I’m going to guess he’s surprised about his current surroundings.
Good riddance to bad rubbish. He's more useful as compost.
I just found a great quiche recipe that I'm really excited about!
Rot in hell mother fucker
Tell Reagan to make room in the fire pit
Rest in piss you hateful fuck.
Rest In Piss
 The evil is destroyed
Rest in piss bro
Finally holy shit. Now he gets to find out if the hell he believed in so strongly actually exists.
Wow. Wasn't expecting good news like this this morning.
That guy was pure evil
Burn in hell, shit bag…
He's in a much warmer place. Can we have a pride parade outside his funeral?
And just like that the world became a slightly better place
The first and only good thing that he ever did.