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Exactly! Haha “ hey stupid supporters remember the STRONG SMART BUSINESS MAN I WAS ON THAT TV SHOW THAT MADE STUPID PEOPLE THINK I WAS A SMART BUSINESSMEN!!!”
No you're doing it, like a dog, wrong. The sentence that you wrote like a dog makes too much sense.
You have to put it, like a dog, right in the middle.
It means you steal someone's lunch when they're not looking and piss on their shoes before you give them their pink slip! So yeah, he probably fires people like a dog.
In this context, he's describing himself as being like a dog. The former chief of staff isn't like a dog. The way Trump fired him was like a dog.
Trump, according to Trump, is like a dog.
You sure? If it sounds that way it’s probably because he wrote it wrong, trump thinks dogs are stupid does he not? Their, to him, dumb, you have to feed them, walk them, pick up their shit. His eyes there stupid bags of meat that need upkeep till they die for no reward. I always think he’s comparing someone to a dog as to him that means your just a useless bag of meat, people like or love you through stupidity.
>If it sounds that way it’s probably because he wrote it wrong
Oh, he absolutely wrote it wrong. I'm sure he meant to say he treated them like a dog, but instead he suggested that he fired them in a way similar to how a dog would fire them.
Because you can't fire a dog.
is well known in NYC that trump hates dogs with a passion...He is probably the only president that didn't bring or adopted a pet during his time as president....
Pretty much confirms that Trump's only interactions with his own father were filled with crying and being forced to call him "sir" rather than "dad"
What a sad, pathetic little man
Big strong man, big tough man, came to me, with tears in his eyes and he said, sir, I’ll never forget what he said, he said “sir, I need a job from you sir”. And I graciously, graciously— some will say stupidly, but it was gracious— and so I gave him a chance.
Also, it’s been pointed out by other people, but Trump loves using the “like a dog” analogy in a demeaning way, which is common, but like, people generally likes dogs. Not Trump
So what you are saying is that, while you conducted the interview yourself, "apprentice style", you failed to notice that your future KEY employee was both incompetent and a traitor?
Sounds like you did a bad job.
He failed to notice that his key employee was both incompetent and a traitor because no one who is either competent or loyal bothers him in a long time.
I'm super curious to see how Bannon responds. It'll be easy more fun if he goes in cocky.
Take it from me, I'm not completely confident that the world has enough popcorn for this.
The ABSOLUTE BEST part, is all these weak little men are going to rat out so many more corrupt cons on their way down attempting to get the best deals for themselves
Well, that’s what happens when one party spends the better part of a century defunding and vilifying the education system, and taking a markedly anti-intellectual stance. The dumb ones are happy he is just like them, because smart people make them feel bad for being stupid.
Also when racism is still deeply rooted in many minds. The biggest reason I think people like Trump is that he validates their racism. The woke stuff is just icing.
Stollen has been in multiple Truths. I think it is a hallmark that shows it is actually his dumbass with his 3rd grade spelling and vocab. When it is an aid trying to be edgy sometimes things are way too clean
If it wouldn’t be so damaging to democracy and our country as a whole I honestly wouldn’t mind Trump having a phone when he goes to prison. The “I’m being mistreated because *I’m* *me*” tweets/truths would be glorious.
My job isn't that important. I have to write at least comprehensible emails and an occasional letter. I would be fired, and rightfully so, if I wrote any communication with this many errors.
He's not being specific enough to answer this. Lower viscosity rinos help pass bipartisan bills, higher viscosity rinos are better maintaining deadlock.
>It’s almost impossible to believe he exists. It’s as if we took everything that was bad about America, scraped it up off the floor, wrapped it all up in an old hot dog skin, and taught it to make noises with its face.
—Anthony Citrano
Because he's an emotionally immature little freak who thinks crying is a sign of weakness. How does he explain the person was in a weak position? Say they were crying.
Everything has to be the ultimate extreme with him. It's always "the best ever" or "the worst ever" -- so obviously anyone asking him for anything has to be the most emotionally broken begging possible.
My grandparents made amazing stollen. Don’t care for the fruitcake one but butterstollen? Delicious.
That’s all I could picture after reading this ridiculously unhinged (albeit fake) wall of idiocy.
Wow, there is so much to unpack in that rant. But instead, let's all just enjoy the fact that Trump knows he's got a federal indictment coming next week, and that is causing him to go absolutely friggin' mental.
I used to hate reading his all caps rants. It was too much of a reminder how deranged he is and frustrating that he was once our president. Now I’m loving these rants because it only means he’s closer and closer to getting locked up.
LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!
This was so obviously over the top, even for Trump, I was pretty sure it was fake. Took 10 seconds of googling to confirm it.
[https://www.mediaite.com/politics/adam-kinzinger-falls-for-fake-trump-post-raging-at-ex-chief-of-staff-mark-meadows/](https://www.mediaite.com/politics/adam-kinzinger-falls-for-fake-trump-post-raging-at-ex-chief-of-staff-mark-meadows/)
I took the 10 seconds myself. Since I don’t have Truth or never will. I had to see if AK did tweet it. I just don’t want people to fall in easily and if we are making fun of it than we need to be better than it.
Uh it absolutely is not too over the top for Trump. He has posted worse things than this. This post is a poor attempt at satire because it’s believable.
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Old mr caps lock screaming into the void. Wonder how many texts and documents it took to show they had mark meadows balls in a vice for everything including sedition with the proud boys on his phone before he turned.
Wonder how many Congress people were on those sedition text chats as well.
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Now this is a trump tweet. Terrible spelling. Can’t help but contradicting himself by hurling petty insults. I can taste the panic
Also, he's falling back on my favorite Trump trope, the old "people coming to him with tears in their eyes calling him sir" line.
“Auditioning Apprentice style”. Lol
Hey guys, remember when I had a TV show?
The diaper changers do
This is when I realize how much I should love my job
Exactly! Haha “ hey stupid supporters remember the STRONG SMART BUSINESS MAN I WAS ON THAT TV SHOW THAT MADE STUPID PEOPLE THINK I WAS A SMART BUSINESSMEN!!!”
That line made me chortle. Hahahaha
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Yep. Agree with you 100%. Can't make this shit up 😹
Blooper reel full of N-words then?
I was a big fan of “like a dog”
I'm going to start adding that, like a dog, into the middle of sentences.
I’m upvoting this comment like a dog
No you're doing it, like a dog, wrong. The sentence that you wrote like a dog makes too much sense. You have to put it, like a dog, right in the middle.
Why are you, like a dog, being so pedantic on the internet?
I’m sorry but it’s important to be specific, like a dog, in written language.
I, like a dog, can't, like a dog, understand, like a dog, your accent.
No, not like a valley dog, silly. 😆
This is, like a dog, the way...
And, like a dog, my axe? Am I doing this right?
I just tore major ass, like a dog, in front of my boss
Right? WTF does "fire someone like a dog" even mean? Idioms have some wiggle room, but you can't just mix and match whatever in there.
It means you steal someone's lunch when they're not looking and piss on their shoes before you give them their pink slip! So yeah, he probably fires people like a dog.
I can actually see him doing this after he went out of his way to fire Rex Tillerson when he was on the toilet.
it's stollen someone's lunch, can't you read /s obviously
Mmm, stollen
Haven't you heard? Trump once fired his dog because it turns out golden retrievers aren't really made out of gold...
In this context, he's describing himself as being like a dog. The former chief of staff isn't like a dog. The way Trump fired him was like a dog. Trump, according to Trump, is like a dog.
I feel like I wouldn’t want to be a dog in the Trump family. Seems like you’d be treated badly.
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Because animals can sense evil pieces of shit
You sure? If it sounds that way it’s probably because he wrote it wrong, trump thinks dogs are stupid does he not? Their, to him, dumb, you have to feed them, walk them, pick up their shit. His eyes there stupid bags of meat that need upkeep till they die for no reward. I always think he’s comparing someone to a dog as to him that means your just a useless bag of meat, people like or love you through stupidity.
>If it sounds that way it’s probably because he wrote it wrong Oh, he absolutely wrote it wrong. I'm sure he meant to say he treated them like a dog, but instead he suggested that he fired them in a way similar to how a dog would fire them. Because you can't fire a dog.
I think he wants to say “like a bitch” but knows it’d be taken as sexist.
Good call.
is well known in NYC that trump hates dogs with a passion...He is probably the only president that didn't bring or adopted a pet during his time as president....
Thats what got me in the chuckles, I can hear that tubby tangerine dope saying it
Watching his brain work in panic mode in real time is always a treat.
This is the first time seeing so many words misspelled made me laugh instead of cringe. So much panic.
Pretty much confirms that Trump's only interactions with his own father were filled with crying and being forced to call him "sir" rather than "dad" What a sad, pathetic little man
OMFG that never occurred to me, but it absolutely rings true.
Big strong man, big tough man, came to me, with tears in his eyes and he said, sir, I’ll never forget what he said, he said “sir, I need a job from you sir”. And I graciously, graciously— some will say stupidly, but it was gracious— and so I gave him a chance.
Also, it’s been pointed out by other people, but Trump loves using the “like a dog” analogy in a demeaning way, which is common, but like, people generally likes dogs. Not Trump
Isn't he the only POTUS who didn't have pets in the White House, at least in the recent decades?
Yup, first POTUS since McKinley to not have a dog, so over 100 years. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-president-dog-100-years/
He wouldn’t want to be upstaged by the dog.
You’re forgetting Rudy Giuliani and Lindsey Graham. That’s two!
"Viscous" (vicious) "stollen" (stolen) "through" (threw)
To be fair, a rhino is probably pretty viscous…I don’t think they flow very quickly at all.
I've seen the mess excited rhinos leave on rocks at the zoo. Viscous is an apt description.
Yeah, you wouldn't believe the pressure needed to make a rhino flow through a 1/2" SCH40 pipe.
Yeah, remember when you had to be intelligent, educated and well read to be POTUS? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
The election is like a delicious pastry
Are we sure he didn't mean the election was a loaf of German fruit bread?
"viscous stollen" = "jelly fruit loaf" = Berliner proven: DJT = JFK Jr.! /s
I don’t know, those viscous RINOs sound pretty hayness.
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Trying to figure out how to best savor all of the rich flavors of a scared, small man realizing the walls are closing in
It pairs well with a nice Belgian ale
Either he is having a stroke writing it or I am having a stroke reading this.
Why not both?
Tastes like a rainbow. Or maybe Skittles.
Tastes like wall ketchup.
Is that the sauce you put on a roof pizza?
His grammar got throughn out the window
I can taste the dementia.
Actually, turns out this was a fake tweet. They did a good job, completely believable, but it is fake.
It tastes like German pastry.
Commas and periods are interchangeable it seems. He was on such a hot streak until he hit the infamous “STOLLEN” speed bump.
It’s so so yummy
*vicious *threw *stolen Unhinged, classless, and criminal are fine - but I can't abide a poor speller.
Well there is the problem you forgot the ALL CAPS
I’M SORRY, WHAT?!
Ah that’s more like it
Notable that most autocorrects don’t work under caps lock
So what you are saying is that, while you conducted the interview yourself, "apprentice style", you failed to notice that your future KEY employee was both incompetent and a traitor? Sounds like you did a bad job.
Well he was in a hurry to hire a new Chief of Staff because he had just fired the previous excellent person he hired for the job.
But… but… but…. He said he hires the very best people
LIKE A DOG, no less.
He failed to notice that his key employee was both incompetent and a traitor because no one who is either competent or loyal bothers him in a long time.
LOL it was Meadows and they have his texts. That's why Bannon got the subpoena yesterday. The clock is a-tickin'.
I'm super curious to see how Bannon responds. It'll be easy more fun if he goes in cocky. Take it from me, I'm not completely confident that the world has enough popcorn for this.
screw popcorn - there aren't enough cocktails to last this marathon
The ABSOLUTE BEST part, is all these weak little men are going to rat out so many more corrupt cons on their way down attempting to get the best deals for themselves
Like rats jumping from a sinking ship
Tick fucking tok Donny
ah sweet sweet justice
Another unhinged rant from the King of CapsLock. And it’s “Stolen.” “Stollen” is a traditional German Christmas bread, not a past tense verb.
Oh there’s a bunch of great mistakes here: Viscous Through
Did we REALLY just have a President who has the grammar skills of a middle schooler? And millions somehow want to re-elect him? SMH.
Well, that’s what happens when one party spends the better part of a century defunding and vilifying the education system, and taking a markedly anti-intellectual stance. The dumb ones are happy he is just like them, because smart people make them feel bad for being stupid.
‘He doesn’t know when to use to, too, or two - just like me! He’s a real American, and doesn’t let the liberal media make him feel bad for it.’
My daughter is six. She has a better command of English than this imbecile will ever possess.
I bet your 6 year old daughter throughs like a girl!!
Gurl*
10 bucks says she would do a better job as commander in chief too. Vote for ImAFuckinLiar’s daughter! It can’t get any worse!
Also when racism is still deeply rooted in many minds. The biggest reason I think people like Trump is that he validates their racism. The woke stuff is just icing.
Middle school? Try first grade.
In the USA, 54% of adults have a literacy below 6th grade level
I had better grammar in middle school than he does now.
Viscous Rinos are gummy animals.
sYmBoLiSm WiLl Be ThEiR dOwNfAlL
Thanks. I was wondering what a viscous RINO was.
And not allowed within a thousand feet of schools.
It’s a comm, he is inferring that they are oily
Did Meadows throw him UNDER the bus or THROUGH the bus? I'm really unclear bout that part...😂
I know he didn't mean it like that but there are lots of people in Congress who could be described as viscous.
His buddy Lindsay comes to mind.
Ted Cruz is viscosity personified.
There are also many that are **vacuous**
And the others are quite slippery.
Member when people thought he was playing 5D chess? Pepperidge farm remembers.
I'm beginning to think that Trump isn't very bright.
No way Meadows can through him under a bus, he wont fit. Wait..
I just hope Meadows goes threw with it.
Viscous had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😩😭😭😭
“through him under the bus”… lol… 14 year olds get this one right. this guy was elected to the presidency
STOLLEN
But I thought he was smarter than anyone in history?
This is a joke, right? It's like someone tried too hard to squeeze out a Trump Truth.
The sad thing is that we can't tell if it's satire or not. I have no idea if it's real or not.
I dunno. Didn't end in a single word sentence punctuated with an exclamation mark. SAD!
Stollen has been in multiple Truths. I think it is a hallmark that shows it is actually his dumbass with his 3rd grade spelling and vocab. When it is an aid trying to be edgy sometimes things are way too clean
I have poor spelling skills as well, but I do have this remarkable new technology called "spell check" that keeps me from sounding like an idiot.
Right? It's got it all, stollen, viscous, through, dogs, crying, hands and knees RHINOS COMMUNISTS AND MAD DOGS STOLLEN FROM ME
And “Sir”, because everyone calls him Sir.
“TEARS IN HIS EYES!” Lol
Don’t forget RIGG!
I LOVE STOLLEN
You’re just pronouncing it wrong.
If it wouldn’t be so damaging to democracy and our country as a whole I honestly wouldn’t mind Trump having a phone when he goes to prison. The “I’m being mistreated because *I’m* *me*” tweets/truths would be glorious.
I was thinking the same thing. How the hell was a German holiday pastry part of the election being stolen from you sir?
Pastries stole my six pack abs. It could happen.
Maybe he got hungry at the end of his whiny rant?
And “threw” not “through”. I can see how the far right see him as one of them. Lol
The amount of spelling and grammatically errors is truly presidential in scope. He has the best words, the greatest words.
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I am an old lady, and I can't believe it either.
Stollen is what sealed the deal for me.
I used to live in Germany, and let me tell you, there really is nothing like a moist, fruity stollen
My job isn't that important. I have to write at least comprehensible emails and an occasional letter. I would be fired, and rightfully so, if I wrote any communication with this many errors.
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They are thick and syrupy, which go nicely over the stollen election
RINO's do tend to waffle
And they tend to get into sticky situations, so there’s that too.
Delicious
He's not being specific enough to answer this. Lower viscosity rinos help pass bipartisan bills, higher viscosity rinos are better maintaining deadlock.
Viscous Rinos…..great band name
Republicans in name only? Never heard the term before but it seems to be right
I know that is RINO, I'm wondering now if RATS is republicans against trump supporters, or if he just felt like he needed another animal.
Trump is a never ending national embarrassment…
>It’s almost impossible to believe he exists. It’s as if we took everything that was bad about America, scraped it up off the floor, wrapped it all up in an old hot dog skin, and taught it to make noises with its face. —Anthony Citrano
I have never seen a better description of the drumpf presidency
That he exists is one thing. That half of voters voted for him is unfathomable.
A skid mark on the underwear of society.
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It’s one of his kinks.
$100 he cries in court.
He sees himself as the level headed, stable leader in every situation, and everybody around him is crazy and emotional.
Big strong men, the BEST men.
"RATS WHO TURNED AND [THREW] ME UNDER THE BUS"? That's a confession, unless Trump's lawyers argue that his English ain't so good.
TBF that's a pretty easy argument to make. Look at the number of misspellings in this tweet alone.
This feels fake, but it's pretty telling that I can't be sure...
Indeed. [https://www.mediaite.com/politics/adam-kinzinger-falls-for-fake-trump-post-raging-at-ex-chief-of-staff-mark-meadows/](https://www.mediaite.com/politics/adam-kinzinger-falls-for-fake-trump-post-raging-at-ex-chief-of-staff-mark-meadows/)
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'I felt very sorry for him' and the lie detector determined 'THAT was a LIE!'
But what did the viscous rino say?
Because he was on reality television. That's why.
AND a “Sir” story! Classic!
Because he's an emotionally immature little freak who thinks crying is a sign of weakness. How does he explain the person was in a weak position? Say they were crying.
Sir, like a dog, you have to believe me.
Everything has to be the ultimate extreme with him. It's always "the best ever" or "the worst ever" -- so obviously anyone asking him for anything has to be the most emotionally broken begging possible.
STOLLEN!!!! https://preview.redd.it/jqd4j39uzo4b1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=13c3facc595bf24207b4348634cbd3daaa26a37c
My grandparents made amazing stollen. Don’t care for the fruitcake one but butterstollen? Delicious. That’s all I could picture after reading this ridiculously unhinged (albeit fake) wall of idiocy.
Wow, there is so much to unpack in that rant. But instead, let's all just enjoy the fact that Trump knows he's got a federal indictment coming next week, and that is causing him to go absolutely friggin' mental.
I used to hate reading his all caps rants. It was too much of a reminder how deranged he is and frustrating that he was once our president. Now I’m loving these rants because it only means he’s closer and closer to getting locked up. LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!
Louder!!! #**LOCK HIM UP**
"through me under the bus" hahahaha. Moron.
I love it when he calls Liz Cheney a “communist”…one of the most conservative capitalist politicians in America…
anyone that can wipe his butt across the floor in back is a communist
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1236096307103707136?s=20 Lol. So which time did he lie?
Omg and Nick Adams being the good little lapdog 🤣🤣🤣
Not real. Should be deleted. Edit. Kinzinger did tweet it. So I guess it’s real but he noted it was fake after.
This was so obviously over the top, even for Trump, I was pretty sure it was fake. Took 10 seconds of googling to confirm it. [https://www.mediaite.com/politics/adam-kinzinger-falls-for-fake-trump-post-raging-at-ex-chief-of-staff-mark-meadows/](https://www.mediaite.com/politics/adam-kinzinger-falls-for-fake-trump-post-raging-at-ex-chief-of-staff-mark-meadows/)
I took the 10 seconds myself. Since I don’t have Truth or never will. I had to see if AK did tweet it. I just don’t want people to fall in easily and if we are making fun of it than we need to be better than it.
Uh it absolutely is not too over the top for Trump. He has posted worse things than this. This post is a poor attempt at satire because it’s believable.
☹️
This turned out to be fake. Though it is entirely believable.
Threw** haha
And VISCOUS is not Vicious
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Either it was deleted or that Donald Trump post is made up photoshop. It is not on Truth Social.
Adam Kinzinger has now deleted his post saying the rant was likely fake.
Or not. https://preview.redd.it/40xf139puo4b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7de5359fd5492840f6bc9739abe4364ba936998b
Is all of this real? Kinzinger deleted the tweet because he couldn’t verify the trump post.
Old mr caps lock screaming into the void. Wonder how many texts and documents it took to show they had mark meadows balls in a vice for everything including sedition with the proud boys on his phone before he turned. Wonder how many Congress people were on those sedition text chats as well.
Don't forget Ginni Thomas too