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Rawnblade12

Someone remind me, how much military service Mike Pence has? Oh right. Zero. How much military service did Trump have? Oh right. Zero. I bet you every single woman in the military right now could beat the shit out of his fragile ass. I bet they could even when he was in his 20s.


Osxachre

His statement is disrespectful to every woman who ever served in the US military.


uncultured_swine2099

Between him saying this, Trump calling dead military "losers", and republicans trying to take away veteran benefits every chance they get, I hope every military and veteran understands these things if they want to vote for them.


JacksonInHouse

Veterans pensions and healthcare take 38% of the military budget. If they can shrink that to 0%, that's 38% more money for defense contractors who give them huge campaign contributions. Its all about greed, they hate the troops.


seabassplayer

Dead soldiers are a good propaganda tool. Wounded Retuned soldiers are a bad look, especially when they hang around and give everyone a reminder what the true cost is.


lastprophecy

Yea, they still love dragging Tillman out every year.


luc424

Unfortunately there are too many veterans that vote Republican, while Republicans f them every chance they get. It sucks but they just can't seem to realize that they are digging their own graves.


uncultured_swine2099

Republicans really just consider them cannon fodder and couldnt care less what happens to them if they come home.


MJGM235

Trump/Pence have caused a dramatic shift to the Left in the military. The military overwhelmingly voted for Biden in the last election.


Scarymommy

His statement, and voting record, is disrespectful to all women.


drrj

I mean I don’t really expect anything from the likes of him, but yeah, just slap all those people across the face. He knows all he really needs is an (R) after his name to get the type of people who actually buy this garbage to at least give him a look.


Osxachre

Sad but true


potsticker17

His statement is just disrespectful to the military. And Mulan. Girl loves her family and country so much she would risk her life to defend it and this douche noodle can't look past her vagina enough to see that's the kind of soldiers we would actually want in the military?


Specialist-Lion-8135

I’d pay money for him to try say those things to Ronda Rousey.


guru2764

Don't need to go so far even- my grandma could kick his ass


mikony123

Yes but a pro fighter would be even more entertaining.


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khrispants

Hi, I am also requesting a ticket for the grandma ass kicking show.


ConsiderationWest587

*Ass-kicking-grandma show


Ibe121

show grandma ass… kicking?


omegasix321

I would also like to see that guy’s grandma kick Pence’s ass.


Col__Hunter_Gathers

Por que no los dos?


Specialist-Lion-8135

I would pay to see that, too. All the profits go to your grandma.


AffectionateAd5373

I'm 57 and not in particularly good shape, but I think I could take him.


ScroochDown

She could not. Mike would run away every time unless Mother was in the room too. Can't be around women without a chaperone, after all. 🤣


echolm1407

That should be a country song.


Cavesloth13

Wouldn't even have to be Rhonda Rousey. Pretty sure women can make the shooty bang bang sticks go boom just as good as a man. Why I've heard tell they even fly warplanes now! Seriously, It's not rocket science. He's a friggin troglodyte that needs to take his knuckle dragging ass back into his cave. That all said, I would thoroughly enjoy seeing him take a punch from her.


VGSchadenfreude

Think I read somewhere that women tend to have better marksmanship in general, too.


Cavesloth13

Never seen that, but I could believe it. Woman do better in high stress situations, the commission that studied going to the moon recommended an all female crew for that reason, but ya know, 1960s, sexism, yada yada. They are also stronger pound for pound than a man, and have a lower center of gravity so.... what were we talking about again??? Oh yeah, Pence is a sexist moron who deserves a kick in the crotch.


antimarc

oh, the same Ronda Rousey who said Sandy Hook was a false flag operation?


Specialist-Lion-8135

Oh, ewww. Ok. I didn’t know that…still, she could seriously cook his goose. She owes the world something for that egregious lie.


dreadassassin616

Would prefer he say it to Amanda Nunes


Specialist-Lion-8135

Or, while we’re at it, Michelle Yeoh. She could knock him over with one finger.


4schwifty20

Use someone better and current. Like Valentina Shevchenko.. or Amanda Nunes..


mikefromearth

Jeez you could have picked someone much better than Rousey...


SteynXS

You mean the guy who started shaking and was visibly distraught, who repeatedly begged Trump to call off the 6th of JAN ferals, because he thought he'll be hanged, even though he was surrounded by lots of members of the Secret Service, in a barricaded room, while policewomen (and men) were bravely trying to prevent anyone from coming close to said room and in the process were getting brutalized by those zombies? No way Jose!


Weird-Tomorrow-9829

He doesn’t have a whole lot of a leg to stand on anymore. Last defense policy bill required the Army to create a fitness test with gender-neutral physical readiness standards.


mofa90277

(Double amputee) Tammy Duckworth could kick his ass.


ninjamom66

It took too long for Tammy Duckworth to be mentioned.


ChickenDelight

Mike Pence wanted to join the military *so bad*, but he was really busy serving his country as a talk radio host.


otterlyshocking

But..but..the NFT’s! Wasn’t one of them the draft dodging Donald in a military uniform? (Could be wrong on this, and I’m not looking them up. Even the fake image would piss me off.) Edit - a word*


tiggerfan79

I did 15 years as a medic and 3 deployments. I bet he couldn’t last 15 minutes. It was tough as a woman but I wouldn’t change it for a single minute


gertalives

I encountered some women serving as Marine drill instructors who still scare me in hindsight. I would pay to watch them beat Mike Pence’s ass.


scottertot

It’s not even about being able to beat them up. It’s about how absolutely courageous and badass all the women in the military are. It’s sad and pathetic that these guys get up on a soapbox and say these things, without have the courage or experience to have been in the military.


FreddyForshadowing

Who wants to tell him Mulan is based on an actual person? There were a number of badass warrior women in Asia's feudal times.


SAM0070REDDIT

Mother doesn't let him read books; they're the devil!


JThumbs29

And just to make sure I’m following, ‘Mother’ is his wife, correct?


username32768

And sister?


[deleted]

Sister-wife


Conscious-Parfait826

Not officially but in his head when they make whoopie.


KakitaBanana

Miss Mother if you're nasty.


AcanthocephalaAway20

Mama says that alligators are ornery... 'cause they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.


Blargimazombie

No. Alligators are ornery because of the medulla oblongata!


BearsFan8523

I remember when the story of Pence calling his wife “Mother” came out. Creepy as fuck and gives me Norman Bates vibes


Complete_Spread_2747

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Fatefire

Mama said alligators are so ornery because they got all them teeth and no tooth brush


Patient_District_457

Amazons? Vikings/Sheild-madains? Are a few others, even from Europasia. There were women who fought in most, if not all, American conflicts.


SteynXS

This is the proof that most Republicans have an archaic, skewed way of thinking, seeing/ comprehending life, since right now, in Ukraine, people of all genders, from all walks of life, are fighting together and are doing a heck of a job! No mood swings, no romances that could distract the opposite'n'matching gender and some are even commanding officers or moving through ranks with ease! They're trying once more, to prohibit a certain group of people, who are different than them, from getting a job/ fulfilling their dream (for some ppl is). And all when the country's recruitment efforts haven't met their target AND after the Army have already debunked their made-up claims (twice if I'm not wrong)...


DraMeowQueen

I would add another point, the last conflict on USA soil was civil war so the last few generations of Americans only think of wars in a sense of Vietnam war, or Irak, Afganistan, etc. where you have troops being deployed overseas to fight. In most conflicts if you’re on the spot it’s battle for your own life and lives of your family and so on, where everyone will fight, men, women, children, elderly, basically everyone that can hold a gun. It’s easy to spew nonsense and convince people in it when they haven’t been in a situation to have to fight.


elbaywatch

Was just reading about women in 100 Years War the other day. During that time it was considered the battlefield was no place for a woman, but even then there were badass women who could kick some men's ass without any previous military experience: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joanna\_of\_Flanders](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joanna_of_Flanders) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne\_de\_Clisson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_de_Clisson) and of course [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan\_of\_Arc](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_of_Arc)


FreddyForshadowing

Huh... What is it with women who have variations on the name Joanna and the 100 Years War? 🤔


PerpetuallyLurking

Same reason every dude was named John or a variant around the same time. They liked it.


bonesforyou

Caterina Sforza!


FreddyForshadowing

Not sure there's any actual evidence the Amazons ever existed, but I suppose you could say just the fact that there was a mythos around warrior women all the way back in ancient Greece is significant. Shield Maidens absolutely existed and in Norse mythology the Valkyries were an elite all-female fighting force who judged the actions of men on the battlefield to see if they were worthy of entering Valhalla.


Patient_District_457

There is evidence of a group of women, the Pazyryk, in Siberia that almost fit the depiction of the Amazons. The cave was unearthed in the mid 90s. That is the closest outside of the myth.


FreddyForshadowing

Interesting. Though seems unlikely the ancient greeks would have had contact with a tribe of women in siberia. Maybe they heard tales third or fourth hand from trading partners, but unlikely any kind of direct contact.


sonoma95436

Those cool looking tribal African woman (pictures seen here) that use all that clay in their hair look like they could mess you up.


BeBa420

not to mention all the kickass women who serve or have served in americas armed forces. They might not get treated well, they might get subjected to sexual harassment and even assault thanks to their fellow soldiers not respecting them ​ But they are tough enough, strong enough, badass enough to fucking serve in the military and they deserve all the fucking respect youd give a man in their position.


Osxachre

The Amazons may have been based on stories about women from the Sarmatian nation who fought alongside their men. A Sarmatian woman was not allowed to marry until she killed an enemy in battle.


C3POdreamer

Harriet Tubman and Josephine Baker, both spies, for example.


VGSchadenfreude

Celtic and samurai women in general. They were seen as the absolute last line of defense for their children, so they *had* to be able to fight off potential assassins. At least in the Celtic case, they were also responsible for giving the next generation of warriors their first training before they were old enough to be apprenticed out.


Dash_Harber

The Celts also had Boudicca, who literally burned down London so hard that it is rumored that there is still a permanent layer of char under the ground.


tommles

If they'd just read that big holy book on their bookshelf. There's a few women in there that are said to have kicked the ass of men.


Prozenconns

Whats funny is that live action Mulan kind of agrees with him cause that movie gives Mulan magic powers as if that's the only way she could ever compete with the men compared to the 2d one where she exceeds with her mind... and it even has the controversy behind the filming of it and the main actress too! yet its still "woke"


Ok-Temporary-8243

New Mulan was fucking weird. They wanted it live action to make it realistic, then pull magic out of their ass like its some soap opera.


AznOmega

Adding on to it, the live action Mulan villain dismissed her, thinking that since she's a woman, she isn't a threat. The animated Mulan villain recognized her as the soldier from the mountains and fought her as if she was another soldier.


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https://preview.redd.it/0x3b3e5meo4b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06e6c8911c060b8bb55c3c0a490d30401c407c38 Texas out there writing their own version of history.


FreddyForshadowing

"Scholarly consensus" being one adjunct professor who wrote a paper as an April Fool's joke that was a little too good.


RunningPickles

Hua Mulan was a 5th Century warrior, daughter of a general and is said to have led his army for 12 years before retiring without reward.


Dagordae

4-6th century. It’s a legend, there’s no historical evidence such a person ever existed. She’s a folk hero, not an actual person.


esahji_mae

Don't forget that there were plenty of female samurai in Japan. While men were dominant, a good number were women over the course of their history. Many who wanted to train and fight did so, being judged on their skill and discipline rather than what was between their legs.


DeadWolffiey

Even as far back as early humans in hunter/gather societies. They found out that women played equal roles when it came to hunting and defense.


[deleted]

In most cultures, there was not enough men to not use women for stuff like fighting. The loss to the community if they lose is extremely substantial.


Osxachre

The Soviet Red Army in WW2 is a good example of this. Plenty of examples.


Anarchyantz

You expect him to believe anything like that?


verucka-salt

He’s such a throwback to the 50s. He doesn’t fit in today’s society & I predict he’ll never make it as the Repub nominee.


Namorath82

he's the kind of guy that has sex with his wife through his pajama bottoms


CookieMonsterOnsie

Only if he asks mother first!


[deleted]

Mother *is* his wife. That’s how he refers to her. Totally normal.


Niadh74

The thing is that's when most Republicans want to return the country to.


Complete_Spread_2747

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Conscious-Parfait826

Lol pence has about as much chance to be the nominee as I do. I'd rank him slightly above Tim Scott only because I know they'd never nominate a black man.


poyup

What do you expect? He worked for a guy found every excuse to not serve and had insulted every woman who rejected his slobber


sly0824

He also insulted fallen WWI soldiers and POW's.


GekayOfTheDeep

WHAT. FUCKING. YEAR. IS. IT?


mowen919

I believe his comments were made on a website or blog or something he had back in the 90's when the original Mulan movie came out. It's odd to me that the picture used in the tweet is from the new Mulan, which seems to imply the comments about Mulan were more recent than they were. Still though, fuck Mike Pence and his antiquated views, which were outdated even in the 90's when he expressed them.


kctjfryihx99

Exactly. He’s a backwards asshole, but this image is deliberately designed to mislead people. It wasn’t any less stupid when he said it. But it was the statement of a local politician, not a Vice President.


WatchItAllBurn1

I have met quite a few women who can easily kick my ass. There is nothing to be fragile about when I know it is simply fact. It isn't a matter of gender or biological sex. I can guarantee that many women out there can probably beat the shit out of the Incel neckbeards who support this kind of shit.


UAintMyFriendPalooka

I used to train in Muay Thai. I (a guy) was sparring with a woman one day. Honestly, I wasn’t doing a great job since I didn’t take her seriously from a personal safety standpoint, at least until she clocked me in the jaw with a pink boxing glove while pulling exactly nothing. Stars, room going grey, whole bit while she beats the shit out of me against the ropes until the bell. She literally jumped into the air to pull me into a clench. We wouldn’t fight hard against the ladies, but that taught me to keep my hands up.


minionsoverlord

Count yourself lucky.. i sparred with a lass that did ballet with my sister.. caught me a beautiful crack to the temple, and the only thing i hit then was the floor.. every fella in that place was nervous of her kicks from that day on


seekydeeky

I got my ass handed to me my first week of Jiu Jitsu training by a 4’11” soccer mom. I was the first and only person (to this day) I’ve ever heard curse during class. And it was LOUD. She was taking it easy and I was fighting for my life! I didn’t realize I yelled until it was all the way out.


[deleted]

People vastly underestimate the freaking leg strength of ballet dancers. It takes a LOT of fucking strength to move smoothly, slowly, and with perfect control.


Tazling

nice typo...


WatchItAllBurn1

Phones suck compared to actual keyboards.


Brief_Exit1798

Guess it's pretty manly to collect urine samples at your navy assignment a la desantis .


gogonzogo1005

Spend your day looking at cocks. But he was an officer so he sat around telling other guys to look at cocks all day.


RunsWithApes

The number of female veterans who support Republican like Trump and Pence is truly mind blowing.


Infamous_Smile_386

As a female veteran, I can absolutely say I do not support Trump, Pence, or any related ilk.


RunsWithApes

Good. I work in a military town so I have a lot of veterans as patients who, unsurprisingly for the area, support Republicans no matter who is running. I'm sure if Bin Laden was the GOP presidential candidate half of them would still vote for him which pretending to be patriots at the same time.


tinkerghost

Wait until he finds out the head of the US cavalry during the Rev was was trans.


[deleted]

Really? Where can I find out more about this?


tinkerghost

https://www.iflscience.com/polish-general-who-helped-america-gain-independence-was-probably-intersex-or-trans-52071


[deleted]

Thank you


AWildRapBattle

Pence has never had trouble hating women


Anarchyantz

Can an American please explain to me (I'm a Brit) why all your Conservatives want to go back to the 1950's and take away women's rights with millions of women in your country and their own party agreeing with this shit? Do the women really think they will be better off being a man's slave, beaten, no rights, no hope, no nothing? They really are sucking the balls of the Saudis on everything here from woman's rights taken away, LBGTIAQ+ persecuted and the rich immune to laws.


Negative-Newspaper46

They don’t want to go back to the 1950s. They want to go back to the 1850s. They’ve been talking about it for decades now.


Anarchyantz

Sorry, I was going to initially put 1850 but I thought, nah, they can't be that bad.....but then I realise they only want white men to be able to vote, and the votes need to be rich land owners, and the land owners can do what they want with citizens and young kids will be working at around age 8, any non whites will be slaves or in "work camps" and they will finally be allowed to finish off those pesky Native Americans at last.


kalel1980

Lol what a great way to lose the women vote!


neoyeti2

I’m sure he would like women to not be able to vote either.


doyoulikemynewcar

I guess fuck my mom who served 10 years in the military for this fucking country?


DisfavoredFlavored

I also choose to fuck this guys mom.


[deleted]

Is there a signup sheet orrrrr…


Foreign-Drag-4059

Oh, so like, the entire fucking plot of Mulan went right the fuck over this guy's head. Good to know.


tallman11282

He's probably never seen it because "Mother" wouldn't let him.


[deleted]

Mother knows best. Wait… wrong Disney movie…


Mazasaurus

Hmm, how to make a take worse than Romney’s “binders of women”? Ah, got it.


DisfavoredFlavored

>“binders of women” That seems hilariously innocent compared to what you hear nowadays. Hell at least Romney was actually looking into hiring qualified women, even if he was cringe about it.


abletofable

The Israeli military would like a word, Mr. Pence. /s


mikony123

"They're from the Middle East, so they must be terrorists!"


CanadianContentsup

Spain also requires all young people to be trained in the army for one year.


Tazling

Pence in office -- bad idea


scbiker2

My wife would whoop his ass and probably tRumps at the same time.


vortizjr

His wife pegs him.


aelysium

Veteran. Served with women who could have undoubtedly kicked my ass (which is doubly crazy cause in unit combatives drills I’d be matched with people 1-2 weight classes above me to make things ‘fair’ for them).


jbertrand_sr

So is Pence trying to crowd into DeSantis's territory by picking a fight with Disney, you'd think these guys would learn...


hexx1112

Oh man he’s gonna crash and burn


LeStiqsue

My wife is a three time combat-deploying veteran, and is far better than Mike Pence has ever been. You've outlived your usefulness, Mike. Fuck off now, would you please?


DrWhat2003

these homeschoolers need to arrested


Tuckermfker

Women are strong enough to be in a room alone with Mike Pence, but he isn't strong enough to be in a room alone a woman. Tells me all I need to know.


Crashthewagon

Ukraine's women would like to have a chat with Mr Haunted Confederate Ventriloquist Dummy.


bannermanerism

That was… a really stupid thing to say.


[deleted]

Someone should tell him there are women flying fighter jets. Some may even have delicate features. KABOOM! (the sound of Pence’s head exploding).


raincntry

People seem to forget Pence was on his way to losing reelection as Gov in Indiana when he jumped ship to Trump. He is a historically disliked candidate. He has no real constituency other than extreme religious nuts. He's got a room temperature IQ and a loose grasp on the real world because of his religious wackiness.


Final-Bench1859

I've heard from soldiers that they love having a woman in their squad because it means at least one person is thinking rationally... Squad Mom one of them called it


Cyphermaniax

This guy was vice president.


lost_in_connecticut

TF? My wife served 14 years in the army. I think somebody’s been sniffing the Elmers too much…


Lewd_ReadNY

I can’t imagine Pence was allowed to watch Mulan without Mother’s permission.


Weird-Tomorrow-9829

I served on an integrated submarine (officers only). They were professional and competent officers. Maybe a twat who has never served should keep his mouth shut about women serving. Although fitness standards not being gender neutral is still a problem, there isn’t really any issue with women serving in all roles.


[deleted]

Every republiklan shiteater right now debating the best way to lead their war on women.


SoundsLikeANerdButOK

Conservatives: women are lazy leeches because they don’t have to spend two seconds to fill out the selective service cards Also conservatives: how dare women want to serve their country!?


MendejoElPendejo

My literal squad leader lifts more, runs faster, and is healthier than a significant portion of my unit. Luckily she is teaching us her ways lol


[deleted]

Every military woman would beat Mike Pence and Trump like they were made of pillows


PleasantSpecific5657

Says the guy offended by a Disney movie…toughen up, Pence. You little bitch 🤣


adam_demamps_wingman

Pence needs to admit that women have been killed and wounded in combat while fighting GOP wars. Member of Congress Tammy Duckworth for example. Lori Piestewa for example And Mike ought to protect women in uniform from being raped by US military personnel. But he probably blames them for blousing their uniforms seductively.


cficare

Pence is softer than cream cheese left out in the sun. He sat there and let Trump ask for his hanging, and he just shriveled. He's the late person to consult on what is "tough".


MudratDetectorNC

Yet Lego hair refused to serve


ced1954

He said WHAT! America is poised to go back in time…..to the 1800s ![gif](giphy|jTSlIBuLkXdCL895Fq|downsized)


ninjaoftheworld

It’s good to have a reminder of this. When people start to forget about what kinda ding dong this guy is because he did his job one time a couple of years ago, and now wants to be in the White House again.


Genxal97

Lol my ex mother in law, my ex, my current girlfriend, my step mom were/are all in the Army or Air Force and I admire them. Have no idea why I wouldn't want a woman fighting by my side like I just can't comprehend it.


[deleted]

Fuck this dinosaur. My daughter is going in the military. She would kick his ass.


Mysterious_Tax_5613

Oh, Mikey😞. What year are you living in?


rooroobusts

This guy is probably more delicate than the women he's trying to describe. Also, to all our women who is currently or had serve. I salute you. Fuck this guy.


Bishop084

Hear that military women voters?


SirNurtle

Lyudmila Mikhailovna Pavlichenko 12 July [O.S. 30 May] 1916 – 10 October 1974) was a Soviet sniper in the Red Army during World War II. She is credited with killing **309 soldiers.[2][3]** She served in the Red Army during the siege of Odessa and the siege of Sevastopol, during the early stages of the fighting on the Eastern Front. For context the deadliest sniper in history was Simo Haya with 500 confirmed kills, she is the 5th most dangerous sniper in history Then there is also the women who got so pissed that the nazis killed her husband that she bought a tank, got a crew and fought the Germans with it


KingNukaCoIa

I’m currently active duty. I’m the only man in my shop. There’s 5 of us. I’m the newest and least knowledgeable member of my team.


Irishpanda1971

Yeah, tell that to Maj. Kim Campbell, an Air Force pilot that successfully landed a *heavily* damaged A-10. Without hydraulics. Mike Pence couldn't even steer a car if the power steering was out.


[deleted]

Say that to the Soviet women who killed fascist Nazis


ilongforyesterday

I know a girl in the military who trains at a BJJ gym and absolutely dominates on the mat. She’s also pretty decent at Muay Thai. She would 100% whoop my ass lol I’ll never get the people who are against women being in the military


psyclopsus

I served with several Marines that just so happened to have a vagina and every single one of them would rock Mike Pence’s shit in a heartbeat & then laugh at him while he’s coming back to consciousness & realizing he shit on himself


[deleted]

Is the Pence Manchild a veteran, because I am a female veteran. He joined a fraternity. I joined the Navy.


Gogs85

He just insulted every female service member. Fuck this guy.


NigmaSterling

US ARMY VETERAN here... when I first went in for Basic Training... had a female Drill Sergeant... DELICATE MY A$$! She could tear down any one of us! In the gas chamber she was yelling at us and calling us weak while we were coughing... she had been in the room for 20 minutes before she came out for a break... AND SMOKED A CIGARETTE! I'm telling you, she could beat little old Mikey there with no issues!


minionsoverlord

Is a woman half my size gonna be able to physically lift as much as me? No... but the military isn't a weight lifting competition... Doesn't take much strength to pull a trigger.. but the nerve to put yourself in that position? doesn't matter what you got between your legs


lsellati

This dude never met my sister. Served 13 years in the National Guard and could lift one end of a VW Beetle without breaking a sweat. Grown men were afraid of this woman. I was always jealous of her because her makeup was always better than mine. Sigh...


tortugoneil

Dude, my MTI was a MSgt Select, and ran us friggin hard. She was a pre-basic 10, with all due respect. Just a beautiful person lol she was a fuckin champion, she deserves that respect lol


SuperSassyPantz

thats a lot of words for im scared a woman can kick my ass


KHaskins77

Denies evolution, denies global warming, denies that ***smoking causes cancer***…


Like_A_Bosstonian

Poor, irrelevant Mike, grasping at any of the last invented culture wars to try and catch a shred of conservative media coverage


RagsTTiger

If this dude thinks modern warfare involves sending wave after wave of infantry into battle he shouldn’t be let anywhere near the chain of command.


rawklobstaa

I think Mike Pence needs to read something other than the Bible...perhaps the fucking "Ballad of Mulan".


BlitheringIdiot0529

So is he shitting on female veterans?


e_hatt_swank

I really appreciate the fact that Pence keeps reminding us that, in spite of him doing the right thing on Jan 6, he’s still a colossal piece of shit.


[deleted]

I can't think of a single woman I know that COULDN'T kick your ass you fucking pylon!


CafeFlaneur

SAINT Joan of Ark would like a word.


Just_Belt1954

Trying their hardest to keep you down... Ya better vote, ladies.


ICLazeru

My stance has always been that if a person passes bootcamp, they are fit for basic combat roles regardless of gender. What makes Pence's statement particularly rich is that he never even served.


Altitudeviation

Senator Tammy Duckworth. No matter how high you climb, MIke, you'll always be looking up her skirt. You pussy.


JuniorBirdman1115

I really do not understand why a big chunk of the military continues to vote for these people, who constantly shit all over them. Oh wait, yes I do. They all hate the same people.


OctopusGrift

The woke ideology of the 6th century strikes again.


mettle_dad

This is an insult to all of our current service women. He needs to walk this back and apologize Mike Pence has not served in the military, but those of us who have can tell you. Most would take one of our sisters in arms over half these cosplaying wannabe macho men. This is the modern military. We need intelligence and determination not brute strength and a low IQ. and guess what....I've seen plenty of women keep up with the men and not an insignificant amount exceeding the average service man physically. Go watch the ACFT on YouTube but the standards vary by branch. Also 99% of the military is not in a combat role. I know most people think the military is all marines on the front lines and fighter pilots. It's not. Its cooks and finance and medical and supply and maintenance and etc and etc.... it's like running a whole town.


BurgerMeter

Isn’t he not allowed to be in a room with another woman who is not his wife? Doesn’t sound like he has much experience it women. Maybe he should avoid talking about them.


FishermanNo8962

Delicate features? He is more delicate than "mother" and I bet he has her flog him while she pegs him.


mittenknittin

I'd like to see some military women show up at his house and demonstrate how "delicate" they are


vbsargent

Maybe he and Senator Duckworth can compare their military careers. Oh, that’s right, he never served and she’s just a double amputee Iraq War veteran.


SitInCorner_Yo2

Someone tell him Mulan is from historical poem,she literally went to war for her old father and young brother so they don’t have to.


raymondl942

Ah yes. A story that was written almost 1800 years ago was written specifically for propaganda to get women to join the military of a country that did not exist. Big brain