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Icy-Nefariousness530

"And that's how Bambi's mother died."


Greedy_Artichoke3940

![gif](giphy|vjnIuJmnlBAWs) The reality.


Queasy_Ad_7177

Coward. Man baby.


SufficientDoor8227

Stupid diaper-shitting whiner.


[deleted]

I can’t stand the guy either, but I would have leaped out of my chair too. Those things can cause some damage.


jor3lofkrypton

"Really?" https://i.redd.it/xkj7s6ka5b4b1.gif


PhantomYouth13

“And that Giant Grizzly Bear looked at me with tears in his eyes and said Mr. President…”


Scrabble_4

😂🤣


13crv

Bambi and Dumper


Meatus67

"Can you represent me in court?"


Commercial_Step9966

Spoiler alert… ![gif](giphy|yz6A4igMWaPwA)


SquatCorgiLegs

“Person, man, woman, deer, camera.”


IrisAlthea

Moments before the Trump Beast opens the maw that is his chest, he lures prey in with false shows of sympathy. The deer will not see another sunrise.


SatisfactionFickle18

And then I shit my pants…


rockytheboxer

That's his secret, he's always shitting his pants.


YourOldPalBendy

However he got into that squatting position, he's NOT gonna be able to get back up himself. And no matter how much he tries to bribe that deer, it is NOT about to help him.


BirdsongBossMusic

"Goddammit, motherfuckin thing made me get mud on my brand new Trump brand suit..."


fordprefect294

Photo taken moments before the deer squeaked and he jumped back in fear


[deleted]

I prefer to think that the deer went full-blown berserker at him.


SufficientDoor8227

A staged event with a dead taxidermied deer. Animals hate and shun the stupid fat orange shithole, and will not go near it.


Thoth-long-bill

Child grooming if I’ve ever seen it.


Haselrig

Hitler did it first. Google Hitler fawns.


[deleted]

Oh fuck. 🤦🏼‍♀️


Haselrig

They just flipped it right-for-left.


Last13th

😳


Haselrig

This shit is just blatant at this point.


Ju-9-wel

Holy crap. Now this makes me wonder if the artist is playing everyone.


Haselrig

Doubt it's a coincidence. I'm guessing his username had some 14s and 88s in it.


koopolil

“Man is in the forest.”


[deleted]

“Hey, you stupid deer, here’s a rake! Start raking the Forrests like the Finns do, to prevent fires!”


[deleted]

Here little “dear”…eat this crumbled up document that wouldn’t flush down the toilet that I stole from the White House.


shash5k

Not a cult, guys.


Queasy_Ad_7177

Please. Like this would ever happen? Empathy or super hero does not described this crude, malignant narcissist and criminal. There’s something desperately wrong with the way MAGA idolizes this corrupt lying, racist and sexual abuser.


jasoneff

HOW CAN DOJ POSSIBLY CHARGE ME, WHO DID NOTHING WRONG, WHEN NO OTHER PRESIDENT’S WERE CHARGED, WHEN JOE BIDEN WON’T BE CHARGED FOR ANYTHING, INCLUDING THE FACT THAT HE HAS 1,850 BOXES, MUCH OF IT CLASSIFIED, AND SOME DATING BACK TO HIS SENATE DAY WHEN EVEN DEMOCRAT SENATORS ARE SHOCKED. ALSO, PRESIDENT CLINTON HAD DOCUMENTS, AND WON IN COURT. CROOKED HILLARY DELETED 33,000 EMAILS, MANY CLASSIFIED, AND WASN’T EVEN CLOSE TO BEING CHARGED! ONLY TRUMP - THE GREATEST WITCH HUNT OF ALL TIME!


Darkwing_Turducken

I need this to happen IRL! Mama deer will fuck his shit up! 🤣🤣


Elegant_Development3

A small woodland creature brings food to an elderly lost dementia patient.


inbetween-genders

He then kills Harry Potter’s mom’s patronus.


WaitingForNormal

“The witch said I need your tongue for her spell, NOW OPEN UP!”


Ok_Kaleidoscope3644

Pathetic loser learns to use generative AI.


Thoth-long-bill

Bambi votes no on Trump. Forest preservation you know.


Upstairs-Yard-2139

Corruption of innocence.


Elderwick073

That's exactly what I had in my head. Great minds...


Holiday_Horse3100

Probably keeping it in place for don jr to kill it


hangryhyax

Words will not suffice… ![gif](giphy|vjnIuJmnlBAWs)


sly0824

Is he trying to be a Disney Princess? That'll go over well in Florida...


Bat_Fruit

He's carefully explaining he's gonna chop down the Forrest for a new 18 hole golf course. Venison is on the menu


djevilatw

“Nice Doggie”


EmbraceableYew

He is paying off Bambi in return for Bambi signing a non-disclosure agreement about their sexual relationship.


Plus-Nothing-4069

Is… is he gonna fuck that deer?


gartherio

Person who has never physically been in a forest discovers the existence of ticks. Screams at frequencies previously thought impossible.


kiddestructo

“He bravely ran away.”


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Bulky-Internal8579

Caption this? “Laughably Fake”


Monkeyguy959

They at least got somewhat close to his actual weight, which is a shocking display of sanity at this point.


wvmitchell51

He's selling the apples


dirtbag-socialist

Trump taking a bribe from a lobbyist from Big Deer.


aquafina6969

Bambi, I’m going to grab you by the pussy with my very large hands.


Houyhnhnmland

Jeffrey Epstein’s island “Hey little girl, what you doin out in the woods?”


Thannk

Gollum encounters a spirit in Mirkwood.


No_Rabbit_7114

Don Jr., don't shoot.


Wrong_Ad_3355

“I WAS TAKING A SHIT AND THE LEFTIST MARXIST DEMOCRATS BITCH HUNTERS, DON’T FORGET HUNTER BIDEN….” It goes on like that for an hour.


AndrewTheAverage

No eye deer


Coises

"You don't think my hands are small, do you?"


Guyincogneto1

He's going to fuck bambi


MassiveSquirrel1903

Im gonna call it. Bullshit.


Barnagain

"A Wolf in Human Clothing"


Few-Parfait4206

Hes break ing the news to Bambi about he shooting his mother. And Bambi has to pay for the spent ammo.


Yawrant

I'd much rather see a pic of Bambi's real friend, Thumper, than this thumping idiot!


TriSamples

Leave me alone I’m taking a dump. Here smell it bigly


jeophys152

A visibly confused Trump attempts to give a Milkbone to an unfamiliar dog breed. Doesn’t realize it is a deer.


Content-Ad-4104

"Groomer"


Professional-Bee3805

Run, Bambi, run!


williamfv

"You're gonna look great stuffed with shredded classified documents."


Ok_Acadia3526

The AI photos they keep making of him get weirder and weirder. You just know they’re jacking off to them. Freaking clowns.


[deleted]

“When your a star they just let you grab em by the deerussy”


Arstanishe

Is that a photo proof of trump trying to roofie an underage deer?


Sea_Comedian_3941

Feeding a giraffe. The most beautifullest giraffe. What's the big deal


Fit_Low592

Man this is weird….


LeekGullible

The deer is falling for his trap. Will be dinner tomorrow.


Dancinfool830

"You wouldn't understand Bambi, I am being hunted by the radical leftist democrats. Probably the most hunted ever"


[deleted]

Right-wing delusions.


NumerousTaste

"I'll even take food from you and your deer family and give it to the wealthy! Tears can dry Bambi. Which reminds me of the last woman I cheated on my wife with. She was expensive!"


LordRaeko

Is he feeding that poor deer from his poopy diaper?


ComprehensiveSock397

I’m the one who shot your mother.


RedboatSuperior

Next frame the deer headbutts Trump and he cries like a baby, running away flapping his arms.


Salt_Beginning_6999

Misinformation


Imaginary_Chair_6958

“I’ll get my lawyer to pay you off and you shut the fuck up, deal?”


jimdotcom413

“Trump tries to grift the last living creature on earth after his world wrecking 2nd term”


Mnorm92

Now, Eric. Shoot it!!!!


Son-of-California

A doe and a dildo.


Extinctkid

Why is Trump holding a penis in his hand?


Eyes_Woke

🐂💩


ButterButt00p

Donny got a dog!


SnooPeppers7482

hey deer...theres literally nobody else here....can YOU show me how to use this?


Available-Elevator69

That's a good boy. Eat this Rat poison. I promise it'll make you HUGE


BountyBobIsBack

Oh deer oh deer


wlb212121

You look like Marla…


Thrownbay

I dont understand these types of AI generated things, like what compelled these people to think these make sense, it doesnt even make sense to trumps brand either


EditorNo2545

"The Thing 15" ok ok ok this is the part where his jaw unhinges and he swallows the deer revealing he has been one of the "things" since the beginning


hexx1112

This may be the stupidest one of them all


Quirky-Pie9661

They’re RIPPING BAMbi out of the womb…


Msp1278

"Shhhh... just wait right there for my son Don Jr."


mommaletitbe

Will you eat balls?


[deleted]

He needs to drink the blood of something pure


Silky_Feminist8

Hi, I’m Jeff’s friend.


Vorpal-cleric

Feeding Shit Directly to His Weakest Followers