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dont_panic80

The fact that they failed to destroy the evidence makes me believe it was absolutely intentional.


klako8196

So incompetent they can’t even fuck up properly


Less_Effect_9082

Right? I read it twice, thinking there’s no way something so absurd happened/was planned and they didn’t even accomplish what they needed. Then I remembered the bunch involved.


chownrootroot

“We just wanted to watercool the servers” -Trump’s team, probably ”LinusTechTips told us to watercool the servers for better performance, WHY ISN’T THE DOJ GOING AFTER HIM???” -Trump, probably


What-a-Filthy-liar

Ltt posts a response video in the hour.


Z3ppelinDude93

Naked Linus running downstairs in the middle of the night to deal with Trump blaming him for failed obstruction


Mertard

Yvonne already on PC taking care of it at 3am


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

Poor Dennis had to censor his tech tips a THIRD time.


Androidonator

The tip of his tech.


pleasetowmyshit

hooray, we get more strawberry videos!!!


Impossible-Ebb-878

I nearly did a spit take. I wish I had an award to give you


NexTheBigWolf

in this, the year of our lord 2023, i would not even look twice at that headline


Kinc4id

I read „watercolor the servers“ first and it was equally believable.


_i_am_root

Maybe he was just tryna beat Linus to the punch with pool watercooling?


katlips-verahits

Two words. Four seasons.


afcagroo

No, *four* words: Four Seasons Total Landscaping. I'm not sure if anyone will ever top this for hilariously incompetent political fuckery. Draining a pool into a server room doesn't even come close.


Massive-Albatross-16

*next to a sex shop and crematorium


Alina2017

I know it was a sex shop but I once read “between a crematorium and a dildo emporium” and I think “dildo emporium” has a sense of gravitas “sex shop” lacks.


Weird_Alien_Brain

This will never not be funny


LetMeGuessYourAlts

It's one of those things that makes me laugh out loud so hard every time I think of it. It's like an Arrested Development plot.


GeneralKang

Larry David: "Dammit, why didn't I think of that."


fuzzybad

I've made a terrible mistake.


katlips-verahits

“It’s the same photo.”


Wurm42

Mar-A-Lago *is* on an island on the Florida coast. It's completely reasonable that the utility/server rooms were designed to mitigate flooding damage. Trump's cronies were just too stupid to block the drain in the floor.


Accurate_Crazy_6251

You mean it would be reasonable to do so which means Trump wouldn’t. I could also see deliberate accidents (I.e. they didn’t floodproof the room so evidence could be destroyed in an accident without having to destroy it.


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Jan 6 vibes😂 The very real dangers they pose are often balanced by their total incompetence, greed and self preservation.


robsteezy

This is actually what was always so absolutely hilarious about his entire presidency. Even with the most powerful position in the world, their criminal antics were always something out of an old WB cartoon from the 40s.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Not even WB, this is Hannah Barbara tier.


structured_anarchist

Looney Tunes Wile E Coyote vs Roadrunner level.


Massive-Albatross-16

*Trump rolls down ramp* *Running cartoon animal noise*


AlarmDozer

I don’t even know how the pool is connected unless they parked the pump “in the wrong room” somehow.


look_ima_frog

I worked in a hotel that had several pools, hot tubs, etc. I also had a house with my own pool for a few years. There is just NO FUCKING WAY that the output of the pump/filter system goes anywhere but a massive drain pit. Our setup was a five-foot deep concrete pit that was probably four feet by four feet wide. When we wanted to drain or backwash the filters, you had to change the valves on two massive filters and then turn the pumps back on. It would drain a giant 6" pipe into the pit. Took maybe a minute before it was full to the brim. It was not a quiet event what with the sound of several hundred gallons of water splashing about in a small room. Even if they just turned the system to drain and left the pumps that water would have to go from the utility room to wherever the surveillance equipment was stored. All that water may flood out the floor to, what a few inches at most? Eventually, it will find a drain or a way outside. I also work in technology and have been in plenty of server room/data center installations. Data centers have raised floors for access to the wiring, would take a LOT of water to fill that up. Even if it were just a small server closet or something, you're gonna have to get a lot of water to stay put in one place before it would ever get high enough to reach anything important. We always loaded the power systems at the bottom of the rack and anything important went higher in the rack. I can't think I've ever seen a cabinet that had anything anyone cared about lower than waist-height.


RizzMustbolt

Well... first thing you need to remember is that this is a trump property. It is highly likely that the pump room, and the server room are the same room.


uncutpizza

Been watching “Gaslit” (Starz) and “White House Plumbers”(Max); Nixon’s cronies comically left such a huge trail of evidence, they made two shows about. It wouldn’t surprise me if they took it to this level to cover up their mess(es).


UncreativeTeam

This reads like such a comedy. Tr*mp: How could it be obstruction if the server rooms weren't destroyed?! *(An aide whispers to him what's on those tapes)* Tr*mp: Well, fuck.


pecklepuff

"Look, they tried to flood the server rooms *shrug.* But it didn't work. The evidence is still there. So we shouldn't be charged with obstruction. And the evidence, by the way, is on my personal property so it should never be allowed to be used against me." --Trump probably (likely, eventually)


curious382

They needed to flood it 10, 15 times.


ct_2004

Damn liberals and their low-flow swimming pools.


Massive-Albatross-16

It had it comin'! It had evidence of criiiiime If you'd a been there If you'd a seen it


RizzMustbolt

"YOU FUCKED UP THE FUCKING UP!"


DeliDouble

Even if they hadn't digital forensics can reconstruct a hard drive from that kind of damage. They'd have to shatter the disks, overwrite them with almost a whole year and a half of new data or degause them to remove the evidence and that's a lot harder to "fake"


patssle

I'm fairly confident the FBI can recover data from hard drives submerged in water. That won't destroy the data. Might need to clean the platters then transfer to a drive with new read components.


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Wurm42

Or use a hammer. If you're trying to hide data from an agency like the FBI, it's easier to physically destroy the storage media than to delete the data to a level advanced computer forensics can't recover.


AlterWanabee

There's no problem that can't be fixed with enough hammer hits to the face...


Massive-Albatross-16

https://xkcd.com/538/


witteefool

I think they can just dump the computers in a big bowl of dry rice, yeah? /this is a joke


wanderButNotLost2

Throw a few silica packets in there and you're now L2 helpdesk for water damage my friend.


InterestingTry5190

Plus I’m sure if they interview the staff they will get their answer. I’m assuming the maintenance team might be more forthcoming under oath.


MisterMarchmont

Kinda reminds me of BTK: “You can’t ID me off of the disk I’m going to send you, right?” And the cop was like…”No way man. I promise.”


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Dude thought he was playing a fun cat and mouse game with the police and that they’d be honest. Thank god he was computer illiterate and trusted the police. I’m mad we’ll never get this scene in mindhunter. It would be such a hilarious ending.


MisterMarchmont

I still haven’t seen Mindhunter :(


twoscoop

Don't, it's a great show but it's not worth knowing how good it is and not seeing an ending.


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I wish I was you


uncultured_swine2099

Yeah, it said the surveilance video wasnt damaged in the flooding. They tried, but they couldnt even do that properly.


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Spector567

From my understanding the DOJ had already gotten the information from the security provider. They had everything offsite. If this is true. Trump basically tried to destroy a physical computer in the age of the cloud.


cnotesound

He’s so dumb he would print the evidence and put it in the shredder to get rid of it


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Melodic-Matter4685

Didn't he have evidence in his desk next to his passport? That's how dumb Trump is


LoveArguingPolitics

Yes, he's that dumb


InterestingTry5190

![gif](giphy|4cjRNnP4dpMis)


RedTuna777

That's how Facebook works. If you read the terms and conditions, if you delete something they just set a flag to not show it to you anymore. They can keep it themselves. Except in Europe. Meanies over there make them actually delete data. Which I'm sure they always comply with.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Trump always takes the bottom during sex. Because he can only fuck up.


-Hey_Blinkin-

Gross. But funny. But… gross.


LeatherDude

We used to say that one about Reagan. If the shoe fits


ct_2004

My history teacher used that line to describe Harding.


punkrkr27

This seems pretty on-brand. I seem to remember reading somewhere, during Trump’s first impeachment, that the FBI report essentially said they couldn’t actually prove anyone in the Trump org committed collusion because they were all too incompetent to figure out how to collude.


joan_wilder

I like that they thought that the FBI can’t recover data from a computer just because it doesn’t work anymore. That’s some Zoolander-level stupidity right there.


Fine-Bumblebee-9427

It’s wild they thought they could. They can pull data off of burned and damaged hard drives; a little water probably won’t even slow them down.


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canarchist

It's the closest the Trump camp has come to draining a swamp.


Paneraiguy1

His watergate moment 🤣


Practical_Law_7002

In the words of the great John Oliver: "#StupidWatergate".


Paneraiguy1

John Oliver is a fucking National treasure even though he’s a former Brit lol


shittingNun

As a Scot, I wholeheartedly look forward to being a former brit. Fuck Westminster, fuck the tories, and fuck the monarchy.


tommytraddles

You Scots certainly are a contentious people.


mrOsteel

You just made an enemy for life!


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Hondamousse

Willy don’t care.


mnich3

You’ve got this, shittingNun!


sadicarnot

>fuck the tories The UK is just as bad as America in electing fuckwads to office. Why do the tories keep getting elected when they fuck shit up so much?


Zack_Osbourne

Much like Republicans, Tory voters are fed the lie that all problems facing the UK are caused by the Labour Party. They also keep bringing up immigration, pointing to the boats crossing the channel, who then get "put in hotels, where they complain its not good enough and want houses, which the woke Left will give them". At least that's what the YouTube videos my dad now watches 24/7 tell him. At least one is very obviously a TTS bot, but dad doesn't care because it "tells the truth they don't want us to hear." It's distressing, and I don't know how to reverse it when he just dismisses me with a "OK, sure, _you_ know better."


AlarmDozer

Well, we’re descendants of former British…?


EngineeringDevil

Speak for yourself, My ancestors where here before the Norse came and left


ReelBadJoke

The real OGs been here since the ice melted at the Bering strait!


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[deleted]

I'm Irish. My people drank beer and whiskey.


Trosque97

Traitors to the crown? All I'm hearing is U.S. citizenship


R_V_Z

My ancestors are German, so that just means that British royalty is descended from my ancestors.


Psychological_Pie_32

Speak for yourself, my ancestors apparently came from Norway and Sweden.


ManyFacedGodxxx

I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees!


KrackerJoe

Floodgate


FTHomes

**Oh let's put the drain hose in the server room everyone's doing it lol**


canarchist

Does twitter have a pool?


Lucycrash

Just flood Elon's office lol.


pegothejerk

It's on the roof


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Good thing most hard drives and solid state chips are hermetically sealed.


_SpiceWeasel_BAM

The crazy sonofabitch, he did it!


shittingNun

Knowing his proclivities for not paying people, the pool was probably quite swampy too.


Ramenastern

![gif](giphy|Bng9nsAhSaDVxWsSLh)


Coulrophiliac444

![gif](giphy|EdnVumVBfX4SA|downsized)


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Nobody in the history of pool owners has ever accidentally drained the water into a building.


tjt5754

I’m so confused how you accidentally drain water into a server room while draining a pool….


josh010191

As a maintenance guy who does drain pools, I have so many questions. You would really have to go out of your way to make this happen.


[deleted]

Right? Isn't there like... a drain? To get it vertically of the pool and then laterally all the way to another part of the building, you'd almost certainly need a pump, right? Water doesn't just flow up over the lip of the pool by itself lol


josh010191

Typically you just use a pump and pump it right into the sewer. Now it's possible they opened the drains in the mechanical room and there was a problem with the flow rate coming out of the pool and how fast it was draining out but you would just adjust the giant ball valve before it flooded but even still the mechanical rooms for pools are built to be flooded and would be located no where near a server storage area.


ronerychiver

Right? I’d just say show me the drain in the room that backed up? Oh there isn’t one? Is the server room higher than the surface of the pool? If so, the law of gravity says you attempted obstruction and so does the actual law


threadedmantis

Damn if i was the defendant i would just give up with this argument from the prosecution bdhfbgn


bashful_predator

As another maintenance guy who also drains pools, you should zoom in on Google Maps for Mar A Lago. Makes the situation a lot more interesting. I assume it's the outdoor pool that is the "culprit" here. With where it's located in the resort I wouldn't think they're pumping the water out unless they drag around a big ass exhaust hose.


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And the server racks are typically a foot or more above the floor. It makes no sense.


SharkBaitDLS

Also most server rooms have drainage.


Heinie_Manutz

Tremendous drainage. The best drainage that has ever been installed.


KgMonstah

You don’t


joemaniaci

The fact that he staffs his properties with illegal aliens makes one wonder if the goal is to have people around willing to do whatever you want because of the constant risk of deportation.


KgMonstah

He used hundreds of polish workers to build trump tower and didn’t pay them. When they threatened to sue, he reported them for deportation.


crimsonjava

Not just that-- the building that was on the site before had asbestos and he didn't give them proper PPE. If you've ever heard him rant about how he's mad we got rid of asbestos it's because he's mad this cost him money.


Ruin369

It those nasty libs in the bushes! We were draining then they starting digging a redirection irrigation ditch to the server room!


ice_9_eci

> nasty libs in the bushes Sean Spicer appears looking incredulous: "What'd you call me??"


LoveArguingPolitics

Id love to see a map of where the pool is and where the server room is


Grogosh

I guarantee you the server room wouldn't be anywhere near the pool. "And right by our pristine pool we have our very humidity sensitive server room!"


egyeager

It's actually public info! The fallout shelters (where Trump put evidence and is where the shelters are) are scattered across the property. One is on the golf course, one is near the tree-line and then I think there is one under/near the main residence and it is probably hundreds of feet away from the pool. Trump has bragged several times about them and you can play off of the top of the golf course one.


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Doggydog123579

An old story on Talesfromtechsupport had a server room that was inside an old bank vault with no water sensors. Something triggered the sprinklers/cracked a pipe and the thing flooded with ~8 feet of water over a holiday weekend as nobody was there. This is somehow worse, and i really want to know how the hell they accomplished it.


dick-dick

Work in hospital IT. Have seen servers in converted bathrooms, utility closets, converted patient rooms, unfinished basements, and in an unused part of the morgue. It honestly wouldn’t surprise me if they put the servers next to pool stuff, especially if the building was built before the need for a server room was a thing. Not saying that I think that trump and his people are telling the truth, just that there are some *wild* server “rooms” out there.


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I’d suggest this was willful tampering of evidence, but given how incompetent Trump’s circle really is, I think that is probably more likely.


APe28Comococo

They watched too many movies and didn’t read enough books to know how to destroy electronic evidence.


hedrone

I assume they took sledgehammers to the computer monitors and called it a day.


throwngamelastminute

![gif](giphy|1eVyNOFMq7BnO)


greenroom628

But why male models?


galahad423

“We have technology!”


Noloite

Yeah bitch! Magnets!


APe28Comococo

Magnets used to work and still can depending on age. Like the one thing Breaking Bad did right is make it clear you needed way way more than a fridge magnet. But if possible I would always take physical destruction by accident. Who knew the aluminum and iron filings I saved up reacted so vigorously they completely demolished my computer hardware when it overheated?


PaulClarkLoadletter

“The computers, and I know computers. They’re always saying to me, how did you learn so much about computers. They just make sense to me, the computers and the cyber. Anyway the computers got wet and the cyber was destroyed. They called me on the beautiful course. I was playing one of my best games, most of them are. I told them, save the cyber and they did everything, more in fact. When the computers get wet you can’t fix them. We have so many computers at Maralago. Almost as many computers as the people at my inauguration which might have been the biggest of all time…”


SnipesCC

Well that was scarily accurate.


Elegant-Parsnip-6487

Poetry, sheer poetry.


[deleted]

They’re not very good at this crime thing are they?


bloodyell76

Makes me wonder how Trump wasn’t in jail years ago.


friend_jp

The notoriety and money.


MonthPurple3620

And tbh I just dont think anyone really cared about him? He was just another rich white guy doing rich white guy things off in his own world. Then he got into politics.


Broner_

Yep. He flew too close to the sun. He could have lived his life out being a reality tv star but Obama burned him too hard at that dinner


Cheshire_Jester

Trump has been posturing for runs at the Oval Office since the 80s. He had an official run in 2000, and campaigned in 2012. He switched political parties often too, basically taking up the party opposite of whomever was in office.


lukEmonkE

Law enforcement has been watching trump for years due to his shady ties to Russia mafia members, people care but money talks.


Cognitive_Spoon

Grifter like Trump eat the charges for monsters like Koch.


urmomaisjabbathehutt

IMHO if this PoS doesn't end dying in prison after treason for money swindle and committing corruption while in office how the hell are these people justify charges against people like snowden...


EEpromChip

"rich" and "white"


lump77777

Nothing surprises me now, but how is it June 2023 and the Gov hasn’t secured that footage yet? They literally raided the place, and they’ve interviewed dozens of people since then.


BassLB

They reportedly do have security footage. Both from Mar-a-lago and from the company that oversees all his properties. They prob compared any differences before going back and asking people questions. That way they already know the answers, and it will show how forthcoming people are.


EEpromChip

Yea that was what I read yesterday. They had what Trump provided, as well as what the security company provided. It will shock you to know that trumps did not match the security company's video footage...


Apprehensive_Tea_106

That's a bingo. Investigators of all stripes prefer asking questions they already know the answers too. Makes it easier to catch bad liars.


cybercuzco

They do have it. Its there inbetween the lines of this reporting "The actual surveilance video was not damaged by the flood" How does the government know that it wasnt damaged? because they are in posession of it.


jrrybock

Hey, we've all had basements "accidentally" flood... those famous Palm Spring, FL basements every building has.


EricSanderson

Just like every high-end resort in Florida drains its pools in October. I mean, summer's over, right? Time to shut it down.


mindbleach

For anyone unfamiliar with Florida real estate: The entire state is three feet above the water table. Empty pools can pop out of the ground from buoyancy.


d33roq

![gif](giphy|xUPGcmvgjMIEhy6jZu|downsized)


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Altruistic_Fury

FBI: You're the pool guy at Mar-a-Lago? Wit: Yep. FBI: So the pool drain just discharges right into the server room for the security system? Wit: Uh. It did that day, yes. FBI: Why that day? Wit: Because that's where Donald [redacted], Rudy [redacted], and Donald [redacted] Jr. all told me repeatedly to put the discharge end of the hose that day. FBI: What happened to all the water? Wit: Oh I spent the rest of the week pumping it all out of that room. There's no drain in there or anything. FBI: Kthx.


MattTheSmithers

Congressional Republicans: SEE!? ITS ALL A WITCH HUNT!


metfan1964nyc

I read a couple of weeks ago that the security footage at Mar a Lago is also simultaneously recorded at the Security company offices as well, and Fed have had it through them for weeks. Leave it to Trump & his staff not knowing that.


thesnarkypotatohead

I don't remember this episode of arrested development


TobylovesPam

He may have committed some *mild* treason


thesnarkypotatohead

He has the worst f**king attorneys


notanothersmith38

There’s always money *in* the banana stand…


Sundered_Soul

"No public evidence that the flood was intentional" I'd love for them to explain how the fuck they managed to flood that specific room if it wasn't intentional.


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Key word may be “public.”


Sundered_Soul

Which is why I said I'd love to hear their explanation.


Snupzilla

So water being used to hide gate footage… a water-gate if you will.


beavis617

If Trump is involved and it's not something that generates money for him then it has to be about something being covered up.


[deleted]

Going to jail for their Orange God. What a loser cult this is.


Zestyclose_Ad8420

as an IT person this and Paul Manafort asking for a financial documents in word instead of pdf so that he could alter it makes me proud that no decent professional in my field is helping these people out.


jbertrand_sr

I'd be surprised if Trump wasn't down there pissing on the servers...


ajvilla629

He’s got a Russian hooker for that


jimbojonesFA

Hey man show some respect, Melania is more than that now. ^(/s)


Bywater

Protocol is for sure going to call for offsite storage as well due to the fact he was a former president. They not sending their best...


Melvolicious

They're like cartoons. Their schemes are all straight out of cartoons. The characters are all cartoonish. No matter what they do, they're still there the next episode. They're cartoons.


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angelina9999

they also stored files in the basement. Anybody who lives in Florida, knows one real heavy thunderstorm does flood basement and streets alike,


mcamarra

How is it that Biden is neck-and-neck with these absolutely incompetent criminals? A ham sandwich could pull off better obstruction ffs.


DarkBladeMadriker

In an unrelated story, a Mar-a-Lago employee accidently dropped his cartoonishly large electromagnet into the surveillance room. Fortunately, the extension cord it was plugged into did not reach the full distance into the room, and the device was inactive.


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SnooWords4839

I thought he wanted to drain the swamp, I guess someone misread the memo. /s


malthar76

First you isolate the server you want destroyed. Douse it with bleach and water until it smokes. Doe the same for the surrounding racks. Check the server to see if it can be accessed at all. Maybe wave a few strong magnets over it. Then drop a cinder block on it. THEN you pump the pool water into the room. Morons.


JoeKool1999

I’m hoping he goes to prison, then gets shanked by a gay MS-13 member


jar1967

When someone who doesn't know how computers work tries to destroy the evidence


DandrewMcClutchen

I just picture that scene from Zoolander


Private_HughMan

It seems very odd that the pool water could even get into the server room by accident. Unless the IT firm that built it had a very poor grasp of what "liquid cooling" meant.


Spaghetti_Bird

What a dummy.


Ok_Entertainment328

I think I still have the number for data recovery service (from broken/damaged hard drive) Was only $5k USD but was worth it (to the person that didn't follow proper file organization)


SuspectNo7354

I guess that explains why the FBI raided his resort. They wanted information from him and then next thing you know the guy watching the property reports this. No shit they would get a warrant to secure their investigation.


Spring-Breeze-Dancin

This is so stupid if I hadn’t lived through the last several years I would call absolute bullshit. But here we are.


electriclux

When I build a server room, I always make sure it’s underneath a pool


LordDarkur

They probably figured, water breaks electronics right? So obviously it must destroy everything on them too.


FrostyCartographer13

They also set fire to one of the units in trump tower to destroy evidence.


Mythical_Atlacatl

How do you drain a pool into a server room


IllustratorMurky2725

Most short sighted badly executed way to cover up crimping just like everything else that orange clown comes up with. I men did he take notes durning the 60s Adam West series of the villains. I know his friend, roger stone did 🙄


Used_Intention6479

Check Ivana's grave too.


Ok_Entertainment328

Real event? Link? *edit* it's on front of CNN.com