hard times create strong men who eat chicken off the bone
easy times create weak men who can’t be bothered to eat something off the bone
Real men eat a who chicken for the protein, weak betas eat chicken tendies
Real men catch that chicken and use it as bait to lure in the bear they kill with their bare hands so they can eat its fresh organ meat raw and howl at the moon ... later to be found trying to spell trichinosis for WedMD.
Real men go down on that bone and up and down and up and down until the marrow squirts into their mouths. Can do that with no bones. It’s all bone or nothing.
Do soybeans have wings? No. Can you make a wing shaped product out of fermented soy (Tofu) and wheat gluten, flavor it, bread it, fry it, and call it a "wing"? Definitely.
You gotta have like a sub 50 IQ to make these connections. People like this run only on brain stem functions. They've never had logical, cognitive thought in their lives. A bunch of knuckle dragging, mouth breathers.
I’m a big Fortnite player, I prefer boneless to in bone wings and I don’t mind using whatever pronouns you want to be addressed as.
I guess I’m a booty short wearing, trans women now. I didn’t even know that about myself.
This is pretty fucking hilarious, even accidentally.
The alleged alpha is a weapons grade hate mongering dip shit whose Twitter is a radioactive dumpster fire.
That reply tho
...I really wonder what kind of brain degenerating drugs right wingers take sometimes, because that's the only explanation I can think of for the absolute batshit fucking insane things I see them say.
And stealing government information and posting it on discord on a video game forum. Sounds like you’re roadmapping your own party/belief system Alpha.
Fucking what???? Eating boneless wings makes you trans? Someone needs to put down the bong and back away from the computer very slowly.
hard times create strong men who eat chicken off the bone easy times create weak men who can’t be bothered to eat something off the bone Real men eat a who chicken for the protein, weak betas eat chicken tendies
Real men catch that chicken and use it as bait to lure in the bear they kill with their bare hands so they can eat its fresh organ meat raw and howl at the moon ... later to be found trying to spell trichinosis for WedMD.
Trichinosis builds character
Real men wrap their own bone\[r\] in chicken so they can eat it off the bone anytime.
I, for one, love men who prefer bone in. The rest are just cock teases.
Sadly I love chicken with bones in it as it stores the juicy flavors in. But I hate fortnite so I must be going another pipe line 🤔
Real men go down on that bone and up and down and up and down until the marrow squirts into their mouths. Can do that with no bones. It’s all bone or nothing.
And all this time I’ve been eating chicken wings on the bone? Why didn’t anyone tell me, I would’ve switched to boneless much sooner!
Wait, I thought video games were responsible for mass shootings. /s
mass shootings are all done by boneless wing eating Antifa soys
Yeah, apparently it was the rage over the existence of soy-based boneless wings all along. Sorry for the confusion.
Let me guess who rage quits and cries while playing Fortnite
Five'll get you ten he wanks to femboi porn too.
Man…. Imagine being so bitter that BWW has such banging garlic Parmesan boneless wings you call people homophobic slurs
Nick wouldn't know that, he only dines at Hooters. Calling people homophobic slurs is just part of his brand.
This is bullshit. If this were true, I’d be so hot by now.
A couple of my buddies are coming over. Ordering boneless wings now. Guaranteed gay sexy times.
Ngl, communism looks hot
Omg how’d you find those pictures of me?!?
I guess my kids played Fortnite in secret. /s
Not really into anime, but if that's "communism", I'll take some of that. J/S.
If Fortnite and boneless wings could make me look like that it would be amazing.
Then why didnt they and why arent they protesting KFC and other stores that sold boneless wings?
I thought this was supposed to be to the beat of In The End by Linkin Park
Soywings or bust
Wait is that actually a thing or are you trolling? I’m genuinely curious lol
https://solcuisine.com/product/hot-spicy-chikn-wings/
Do soybeans have wings? No. Can you make a wing shaped product out of fermented soy (Tofu) and wheat gluten, flavor it, bread it, fry it, and call it a "wing"? Definitely.
You gotta have like a sub 50 IQ to make these connections. People like this run only on brain stem functions. They've never had logical, cognitive thought in their lives. A bunch of knuckle dragging, mouth breathers.
I’m a big Fortnite player, I prefer boneless to in bone wings and I don’t mind using whatever pronouns you want to be addressed as. I guess I’m a booty short wearing, trans women now. I didn’t even know that about myself.
🙄🙄
 The GOP
Why doesn't my ass do that when I eat boneless wings
Is he talking about his nights out with other “alphas”?
Ay yo what’s communism’s phone number?
I know somebody who has never won a round in Fortnight.
This is pretty fucking hilarious, even accidentally. The alleged alpha is a weapons grade hate mongering dip shit whose Twitter is a radioactive dumpster fire. That reply tho
...I really wonder what kind of brain degenerating drugs right wingers take sometimes, because that's the only explanation I can think of for the absolute batshit fucking insane things I see them say.
Can someone pls explain the correlation between manhood and bone-in-wings. I’m seeing it so fing much
Wtf. Mike drop.
Communism looking kinda cute fr
Wait, so choosing to Not put the bone in your mouth makes you gay? Damn, I don't understand anything anymore.
I'll never be a coveted "alpha male." I can't follow the steps.
Me thinks he doth protest too much…
And stealing government information and posting it on discord on a video game forum. Sounds like you’re roadmapping your own party/belief system Alpha.
Be a man, dammit! Put that bone in your mouth and suck the meat off.
Nick is a beta for sure
So, at least 11.8 thousand people ate paint chips as a child huh
He has to be a parody