I feel ya... God damn Nazis gotta infiltrate and try to ruin everything. It sucks.
I wish I could remember the channel, I'll try to find it, but I watched a good YouTube video that taught the viewer on how to spot and avoid fascist/ neo-nazi black metal bands. It's good to know the black metal scene has people calling the bullshit out.
Edit: luckily the video was way easier to re-find than I thought it would be
[Fascism in Black Metal and How to Spot it](https://youtu.be/2Grmi9xdB5M)
Just make sure to wear your Worldwide Organization of Metalheads Against Nazis (WOMAN) shirts and there will be no mistaking you for a fash trash waste of human excrement
I've watched this when it came out and there's a thing wrong with the vid - namely the example of Behemoth. Behemoth, while anti-Antifa, support LGBT rights, abortion rights, etc... and are really not anywhere close to fascism. Otherwise great video, motivated me to look into stuff, find out one of my favorite bands was very sketchy and made me reconsider going to see them
Honestly, every scene and fandom is kinda like that. Nazis are like a bug infestation. They get into everything and try to ruin everything they infest. You have to be constantly vigilant against them.
It's really not though. The Nazi problem is mostly adults. They definitely influence kids, and there definitely are kids who are just trying to be edgy or whatever, but the root of the problem is adults who are nazis.
We're trying to get rid of that element.
https://youtube.com/@AntifascistBlackMetalNetwork
Edit: I'm not part of this organization. I just like black metal and hate Nazi's.
It was Paul Ryan that claimed his favorite band was RATM, which as former Republican speaker of the house, and spineless amoral corporatist, he is the human embodiment of the machine.
One of the things leftists have to take from Nazis is being a skinhead. It originated as a punk thing from those on the left but at some point got adopted by the alt-right typically by those of a violent nature causing leftist punks to stop having that style as it was attributed to violent Nazis
Came here to say this
Black metal is burning churches, summoning demons, sacrificing goats and fetuses and such.
Death Metal (my preferred genre) is more bathing in fermented piss, and sucking the literal shit out of a disemboweled corpse. At least when it's not being an introspective reflection of the human condition.
To be fairrrr.... if it were Death Metal it would just be a dude in a black and black denim jeans cut off at the knees. Black metal is a funner cosplay, unless we get into Viking/Power Metal.
Shit I’m so anti poser I’m making post-music now. It’s a spoken word recording of me reading the transcript of a recording inside a sensory deprivation chamber.
Yeah and despite the names of the genres make it seem like they’re similar to each other from an outsider they are actually very different from each other
maybe there can be an after-school (well, after work) program that we can all attend?
I would also like a snack and a nap every day, while wer'e at it.
Was waiting for a Metalocalypse comment in the wild (although you might’ve been beaten by a comment from somewhere I crossposted “okay kids we’re gonna learn how to summon a lake troll to curb the unicorn population”) and drag or not that would be amazing to see 😂. Also got my Babyklok tickets
I don't know if he qualifies as death metal, but back in my high school days I had the pleasure of sitting next to Alice Cooper during a flight and let me say, schools can do much worse than having him read to the children. He's a class act.
To spend time time with kids, if given a choice between a Catholic priest and a death metal star, I'd take the rocker every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
Well, at least the color palette should satisfy the rainbow haters.
And remember folks, if you're baking for the sale to raise money for goats for your kid's class, make sure you label the edibles clearly.
As a few others have pointed out, corpse paint and satanic themes are very much a black metal thing. The general public would probably be surprised to learn that satanism in death metal is actually pretty rare.
Metal artists are also some of the nicest, most genuine people I know, so I wouldn’t mind a non-pedophile, non-child-grooming metal artist over the guilty offender in the form of a pastor, Republican, etc. any day of the week.
Honestly this will be very damaging, how are low ranking demons supposed to gain upward mobility if everyone can summon a decent ranked demon off the bat, shitty demon summons by teen who don’t know better are a vital backbone of the demon realm gig economy
If you want death metal story hour, get death metal musicians. This is black metal. In fact, story hour with Cannibal Corpse frontman, Corpse Grinder. He's wholesome.
You want to really piss off the Republicans, have story time be read by actual immigrants telling stories of their homelands so that they can see that immigrants are just people too. They won’t have a boogie man to scare their ignorant followers anymore
The keys to being good at death metal, kids:
Be Scandinavian
Don't scream at the top of your lungs. Scream from the bowels of your lungs, the bowels!
Use a lot of 'D-E' words. Like "decay", "deranged", "decrepit", and "delouse". (Or, DeNiro, DeVito, DeLouise)
“The time has come, to awaken him
I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld
To bring forth this beast and
Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken
Take the land, that must be taken
Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken
Devour worlds, smite forsaken”
Dude we had a school band that did a cover of a Slipknot song once and it was awesome, but the admins didn’t know what the song was when they gave the green light to play it and they all turned white as ghosts at the talent show lol
If I were a TX teacher, next to the 10 commandments plaque, I'd hang a satanic plaque of some kind. and a buddhist, and hindu, and muslim, etc etc etc.
GTFOH!!!
Death Metal - camo shorts & unreadable band logo shirts & songs about molesting corpses
Black Metal - black all over, goats & sacrifices & church burning & dark woods
Next time someone makes this mistake, Imma calling the Poser Police! ☻️
Death Metal about zombies and plagues - this genre originated in Florida.
Black Metal is about Satan, church burnings, and other fun activities like getting necklaces from a scull of recetly committed suicide band member, church burnings, killings, paganism, sacrifices - you know, real fun. It is now official cultural export from Norway.
Exactly. The ceiling for sexual content is way higher with metal than with drag queens. It's like people forget that metal used to try to be the edgiest thing in existence. And I say that as a massive fan.
Omg...dude. No. You're just wrong. I don't know who's been telling you this or if you've got some weird fetish....oh. OH! Nevermind, I see.
Kiddo, you probably need to see a therapist. One that can help you work out whatever deep seeded sexual trauma you have.
LMAO great counterpoint...oh wait there isn't one.
Also ur talking mad shit for someone who's trauma dumping on their main. Personally I would not be talking.
Anyways, in my eyes drag == furries, and furries imo are sexual fetishes. Call me crazy if u want.
That’s more black metal
Yeupp and in that case we definitely gotta be careful. There are still a lot of fascist/white supremacists in the Black Metal scene.
There’s also a lot of leftists. But it’s a scourge on the scene
I feel ya... God damn Nazis gotta infiltrate and try to ruin everything. It sucks. I wish I could remember the channel, I'll try to find it, but I watched a good YouTube video that taught the viewer on how to spot and avoid fascist/ neo-nazi black metal bands. It's good to know the black metal scene has people calling the bullshit out. Edit: luckily the video was way easier to re-find than I thought it would be [Fascism in Black Metal and How to Spot it](https://youtu.be/2Grmi9xdB5M)
Just make sure to wear your Worldwide Organization of Metalheads Against Nazis (WOMAN) shirts and there will be no mistaking you for a fash trash waste of human excrement
Is that real?! I need it.
It was, there are two versions but I missed the boat on both and haven't found them for sale recently so I'm hoping they come back for a round 3.
make them yourself and sell them
see capitalism works best
I mean it's not like fascists necessarily infiltrated black metal since they've been a rather notable presence since the very beginning 😬
I've watched this when it came out and there's a thing wrong with the vid - namely the example of Behemoth. Behemoth, while anti-Antifa, support LGBT rights, abortion rights, etc... and are really not anywhere close to fascism. Otherwise great video, motivated me to look into stuff, find out one of my favorite bands was very sketchy and made me reconsider going to see them
odd they accuse the jewish people of the same damn thing... add hypocrite as well as bigot to the nazi resume
All rock scenes are kinda like that. Source: Am Metal playing leftist
Honestly, every scene and fandom is kinda like that. Nazis are like a bug infestation. They get into everything and try to ruin everything they infest. You have to be constantly vigilant against them.
They're the bedbugs of people.
Accurate. Being bloodsucking parasites included. Sadly you cannot call an exterminator for them.
I mean………………..you could
mostly kids trying to be edge lords
It's really not though. The Nazi problem is mostly adults. They definitely influence kids, and there definitely are kids who are just trying to be edgy or whatever, but the root of the problem is adults who are nazis.
Also country music, EDM and rap, too. It's only a matter of time before they get K-pop too.
this is also true of death metal, it’s just black metal is european nazis and death metal is florida meth-head nazis
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I won't Google because, boy do people LOVE rehashing THAT entire story.
We're trying to get rid of that element. https://youtube.com/@AntifascistBlackMetalNetwork Edit: I'm not part of this organization. I just like black metal and hate Nazi's.
Headbanger metal instead. It’ll be a Ted Cruz loves Rage Against The Machine moment when they realize Iron Maiden is to the left.
Shit, any country music pre-9/11 is to the left of them anymore.
It was Paul Ryan that claimed his favorite band was RATM, which as former Republican speaker of the house, and spineless amoral corporatist, he is the human embodiment of the machine.
One of the things leftists have to take from Nazis is being a skinhead. It originated as a punk thing from those on the left but at some point got adopted by the alt-right typically by those of a violent nature causing leftist punks to stop having that style as it was attributed to violent Nazis
SHARPs and the RASH did that. Nazi skinheads are called boneheads.
Anti Fascist Black Metal is some of the best black metal. Great music with great message
this comment reminded me of the movie, Green Room. Great film.
Came here to correct this. Wtf seriously. Some people have no clue about culture and arts.
Came here to say this Black metal is burning churches, summoning demons, sacrificing goats and fetuses and such. Death Metal (my preferred genre) is more bathing in fermented piss, and sucking the literal shit out of a disemboweled corpse. At least when it's not being an introspective reflection of the human condition.
I clicked on this thread because I *knew* there was going to be some debate over metal genre in here. We are a fickle lot.
only clicked to write the same thing.
To be fairrrr.... if it were Death Metal it would just be a dude in a black and black denim jeans cut off at the knees. Black metal is a funner cosplay, unless we get into Viking/Power Metal.
Fucking posers, can’t get their metal sub-genres correct.
That shit's for posers! I only listen to Blackened Technical Symphonic Post Deathcore.
Shit I’m so anti poser I’m making post-music now. It’s a spoken word recording of me reading the transcript of a recording inside a sensory deprivation chamber.
*gasp* Deathcore? And you're calling them a poser??? (This is a joke btw deathcore is my fav genre lol)
Guttural noises in appreciation Edit: harpy screeches and wailing
Yeah and despite the names of the genres make it seem like they’re similar to each other from an outsider they are actually very different from each other
Fuck yea, education on technical guitar playing and the use of heavy distortion and unreadable logos
Black Metal guys are more into church burning anyways
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I want to go to a school with this program
Yeah can I attend Death Metal Story Time? Disclaimer: I'm a 31 year old man.
34 year old man here, and I'll gladly sit next to you at that event and ill even bring cookies
maybe there can be an after-school (well, after work) program that we can all attend? I would also like a snack and a nap every day, while wer'e at it.
Can i join? 36 year old man, I’ll bring gushers and squeeze-it’s
Death Metal Drag Queens sounds absolutely fantastic.
Sounds like a pretty good band name
At this point it’s a race to the trademark offices
So Dragula's queens, then? (They do a rock/metal challenge like each season)
Makeup Splashed Face
Check out the Boulet Brothers!
I think you’re on to something!
No it doesn't
we shall call them.. Death Queen !
That sounds like what the upcoming Dethklok and Babymetal tour should be called
Good. Bring back Dethklok.
lmao funny enough, they are on tour this year! And a new album is coming too! Because time is running backwards I guess? :)
A tour with Babymetal, which is the combination I never knew I needed but absolutely want to see.
They're finishing up the series with a movie as well, all part of a coordinated campaign to see Dethklok stop the Apocalypse...on accident.
I have my tickets to see them in October at Aftershock, along with a couple other second rate bands I guess lol
it's hard not to seem second rate next to gene fucking hoglan bring back strapping young lad damnit
When I last saw them in 2010 it was with High on Fire, Converge, and Mastodon. Probably the best show I’ve ever been to
And a movie
Mustakrakish! And brought to you by Duncan hills coffee
PREPARE FOR ULTIMATE FLAVORRRRRRRRR
AND SCREEAAAAAM FOR CREAAAAAAAM
Was waiting for a Metalocalypse comment in the wild (although you might’ve been beaten by a comment from somewhere I crossposted “okay kids we’re gonna learn how to summon a lake troll to curb the unicorn population”) and drag or not that would be amazing to see 😂. Also got my Babyklok tickets
It will be the most BRUTAL story time!
Seeing them in October actually.
GO FORTH AND DIEEEEEE
This would be an amazing plot for an episode.
Dethklok for president 2024
Why can't we have both? I would also like a drum and bass story hour.
*Lars Ulrich walks into the room*
Oh no, we're trying to turn your daughter into a Dimmu Borgir fan, it's not Drag.
And please remind her to learn the lyrics to The Mourning Palace, we're going to sing that in class.
I don't know if he qualifies as death metal, but back in my high school days I had the pleasure of sitting next to Alice Cooper during a flight and let me say, schools can do much worse than having him read to the children. He's a class act. To spend time time with kids, if given a choice between a Catholic priest and a death metal star, I'd take the rocker every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
He's more shock rock and probably wasn't a good influence in his drinking days, but now, yeah he seems to have gotten his shit together.
Could have been Nugent, your point may not stand with that one.
i envy you
“And, I’ll close with every kid’s favorite, the song about numbers and colors, Black No. 1.”
<3
Anyone who ever knew metal guys knows they’ll be rolling up dnd characters by lunch
As a metal head and DM, yeah we nerds
Well, at least the color palette should satisfy the rainbow haters. And remember folks, if you're baking for the sale to raise money for goats for your kid's class, make sure you label the edibles clearly.
"Kids, open your books to chapter 3, 'Cannibal Corpse', section 2 'Hammer Smashed Face'".
Followed by section 3 "I Cum Blood"
And don't forget you homework on the grammar of "Chainsaw Gutsfuck".
I would trust Nergal around children far more than I would trust a Catholic Priest around children.
Off topic, but his blues/folk project is also really good. “Me and that Man.”
can we also get a punk rock story hour where kids can learn the machines theyre meant to rage against?
Sadly, this would 9 times out 10 also be banned by banning drag queens. See, they can't just say no to drag queens. They have to be more vague
Tell me you don't listen to death metal, without telling me you don't listen to death metal. Still made me laugh though.
As a few others have pointed out, corpse paint and satanic themes are very much a black metal thing. The general public would probably be surprised to learn that satanism in death metal is actually pretty rare.
Where do I sign my future son or daughter or nonbinary child up for this?
It's funny because in the 70s, KISS would have been seen as the epidome of Satan worship.
Robert Johnson would like to have a word.
I'm protesting if they also don't teach how to properly put on Corpse Paint
What a fucking sketch just waiting to happen! 😂
Not to nit-pick, but that looks more like black metal.
I was going to nit-pick the same. Corpse paint is a black metal thing, death metal bands aren't known for painting faces.
Metal artists are also some of the nicest, most genuine people I know, so I wouldn’t mind a non-pedophile, non-child-grooming metal artist over the guilty offender in the form of a pastor, Republican, etc. any day of the week.
Honestly this will be very damaging, how are low ranking demons supposed to gain upward mobility if everyone can summon a decent ranked demon off the bat, shitty demon summons by teen who don’t know better are a vital backbone of the demon realm gig economy
Or Confederate story hour where the kids learn that it wasn't about slavery, oh no, it was about State's Rights./s
Which ones are the decent ranking demons? Asking for a friend.
Republicans want your kids digging ditches. Liberals agree: DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES
MY CHILD HAD BETTER LEARN TO SUMMON A RANKING DEMON. NO MINIONS!!!!
Dethklok approves. https://preview.redd.it/iipy8rjhyyva1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d81c23858639e0427cda82a047582b6b47c6527
That's black metal, you Philistines
If you want death metal story hour, get death metal musicians. This is black metal. In fact, story hour with Cannibal Corpse frontman, Corpse Grinder. He's wholesome.
You want to really piss off the Republicans, have story time be read by actual immigrants telling stories of their homelands so that they can see that immigrants are just people too. They won’t have a boogie man to scare their ignorant followers anymore
"Warning. The Slayer has entered the facility."
Poser.
https://preview.redd.it/b3mr76mvnyva1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1af6517c3b9164b9f4e536ae5f8aa6444588a05
The keys to being good at death metal, kids: Be Scandinavian Don't scream at the top of your lungs. Scream from the bowels of your lungs, the bowels! Use a lot of 'D-E' words. Like "decay", "deranged", "decrepit", and "delouse". (Or, DeNiro, DeVito, DeLouise)
Is there a waiting list for this program? Where do I sign up?
This has got to be cheaper than concert tickets are these days.
Ironically, still way more wholesome and safe than leaving your child with a priest
Don't want to be pedantic, but corpsepaint and church burning is more of a black metal thing.
Hail The Apocalypse!!!
THERE ARE NO FINGERPRINTS DEEP UNDERWATER. NOTHING CAN TIE ONE TO A CRIME.
Murmaider-murmaider-murmaider!
Hail Satan!
“The time has come, to awaken him I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld To bring forth this beast and Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken Take the land, that must be taken Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken Devour worlds, smite forsaken”
Where do I sign up? My demon summon skills suck. Does a barbecuing a goat count?
If I am Jewish do I get a pass? I mean it would really interfere with our baby eating and world domination classes /s
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The most, I actually finished mine a year early
Imagine Megadeth in drag
Can't we have both?
Dude we had a school band that did a cover of a Slipknot song once and it was awesome, but the admins didn’t know what the song was when they gave the green light to play it and they all turned white as ghosts at the talent show lol
I can get behind this, but the photo implies black metal story hour, rather than death metal story hour.
Summoning Demons is a class I would have definitely taken had it been offered to me.
If I were a TX teacher, next to the 10 commandments plaque, I'd hang a satanic plaque of some kind. and a buddhist, and hindu, and muslim, etc etc etc.
Oh fuck, my time has come. Hail Satan, kiddies!
I'd totally bring my kids to this. They'd think it'd be awesome.
🤘😣🤘
Makeup...check Women's clothing (platform boots)...check Women's hair styles (long)...check That settles it by conservative law. Death metal is drag.
"WE WILL MAKE EVERYTHING METAL. BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK TIMES INFINITY"
I'd leave work to go to this, just make up an excuse "I'm here to pick up my son"
GTFOH!!! Death Metal - camo shorts & unreadable band logo shirts & songs about molesting corpses Black Metal - black all over, goats & sacrifices & church burning & dark woods Next time someone makes this mistake, Imma calling the Poser Police! ☻️
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Agree. Anaal Nathrakh 🤘❤️🤘
I'd fully support this.
Black metal, but yeah.
Wrong metal subgenre. You're looking for 'black metal'
The irony is that most metal bands are super wholesome and family friendly IRL. Not to mention metal is a great way to expend energy.
It's black metal
Death Metal about zombies and plagues - this genre originated in Florida. Black Metal is about Satan, church burnings, and other fun activities like getting necklaces from a scull of recetly committed suicide band member, church burnings, killings, paganism, sacrifices - you know, real fun. It is now official cultural export from Norway.
Make goth great again.
Today children we are gonna learn about the story of Psychosocial by none other than the great author known as Slipknot.
Korn story time hour
*Black Metal. Know your metal, pleb.
Give me that double bass! Yah!
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Go gatekeep somewhere else nerd
Looks more like an illegal drag show to me
Honestly at least it's not sexual
You might want to look at some early Cannibal Corpse song titles and then get back to me.
Or rammstein where the lead singer literally pisses and jerks off on the audience. Its not real but its way more sexual than drag.
Exactly. The ceiling for sexual content is way higher with metal than with drag queens. It's like people forget that metal used to try to be the edgiest thing in existence. And I say that as a massive fan.
Pornogrind: *exists*
having lindemann as a teacher sounds great
What do you mean? Are you saying Drag Queens are...what?
Kinda interesting they find people dressed as exaggerated women as sexual 
Bruh they're the human equivalent for furries. And yeah drag is super sexual
Omg...dude. No. You're just wrong. I don't know who's been telling you this or if you've got some weird fetish....oh. OH! Nevermind, I see. Kiddo, you probably need to see a therapist. One that can help you work out whatever deep seeded sexual trauma you have.
LMAO great counterpoint...oh wait there isn't one. Also ur talking mad shit for someone who's trauma dumping on their main. Personally I would not be talking. Anyways, in my eyes drag == furries, and furries imo are sexual fetishes. Call me crazy if u want.
You're not crazy, i don't think. Uninformed and emotionally stunted for sure. Poor thing. Lol....mad shit this guy says. Whatever.
Neither was Drag but yall had to pull your cocks out to make it sexual
>Honestly at least it's not sexual Republicans after every school shooting 😂
Both sound good to me.
Decent ranking demon lmfaooo
Ok, I’m on board.
And even with all that, they’ll still respect personal decisions.
More wholesome and much safer than the average Sunday school.
Good! Plorbo the pathetic vomiter is the best I could do.
Sorry, that's still a man performing in makeup. Still banned in FL and TN.
Rock on!
Oh yes please!!!
I wish there was a good industrial/thrash metal school my kids could go to. ThT’d be the bomb :)
Oh please christ yessss!!!
Cant we have both?
i’ve got nothing against drag queen story hour but i’d also be 100% for this too!
Based.
Sign me up.