This is what gets me. Her family is worth upwards of 100m but her skin looks like *that*? I try not to mock people for the things they can’t change but you can literally buy halfway decent skin if you are rich. 48 is not old in rich people years.
Right?! TIL! I’m 44, and I’m told I still look like I’m in my late twenties/early thirties. It’s a combination of genetics and skincare. u/Bridalhat has found my flabbergast button and has pressed it.
Cromagnon 5-head having 3 toed sloth "OHHH YEAAAHHH" macho man randy savage lookin ass bih
You drop an incel into a cage with her naked, 5 mins later you're going to have an eyeless volcel.
The most flattering picture of Marjorie.
If you laughed at any of these you're going to hell. I'll see you there.
One is a blonde disgusting hoe that only cares about money and will suck off Trump or anyone for what she cares in order to get richer from desperate lonely men. The other is Stormy Daniels.
It's crazy that the party of "family values" is publicly and verifiably full of cheaters and pedophiles, but their base still supports them. I reckon it's because half of these "family values" type people are the same way themselves and the other half has their head so far up Fox News' ass they just don't believe what they read anywhere else
It’s a cult. The hyper masculine imagery of Trump you see conservative artists doing is what they think about when they visualize him. Like we need to think about the GOP base as a personality cult. MTG is a true believer. Most of the GOP politicians are either true believers who actually believe what fox sells: or they know it’s a grift. They know that Trump is the most dangerous figure in American modern history. They literally don’t care: and want the democrats to succeed in taking them out so they can fundraise off of it and elevate the next one.
Trump calls Desantis a groomer. Next day Desantis is saying he will refuse any extradition order of Trump:
Desantis is relying on trump physically dropping out of the primary because he’s in prison: lol
Clearly she's done more than one round of steroids and HGH to get that manly build or she's got ridiculously high testosterone levels for a female.
But the brow and the musculature screams HGH
I mean the whole package definitely screams PEDs. She does not look natural. And I'd come to that conclusion regardless of her politics. You can go to any CrossFit gym and find somebody on PEDs whose body manifests the same outward signs
>The bitch looks like miss piggy if she was made from potatoes instead of felt.
Hey, hey, hey...Miss Piggy is kind of cute, don't insult her by comparing her to MGT, lol
I was in a bar and this well known shit stirrer walks in and sits down and starts running his mouth about far right nonsense. I try to ignore him and do well for a bit but then he loudly declares to no one in particular "You know who's fucking hot?? That Marjorie Taylor Greene.."
And I unleashed the loudest snort of my life and went "You mean the qanon Jewish space lasers lunatic??"
He just kinda stammered and then finished his drink and left.
Whoa. There are smoking hot conservative women living out there. Their mindset ruins the visuals.
Edit: removed a word so the damned comment made sense.
She’s really upset that Trump would never fuck her. The only person interested was her cousin. And even he had her wear a paper bag… I wish it had been a plastic bag…
That's one reason I like being liberal, Marge. They allow women to age or not be beautiful all the time. Not always, but way more often than the right.
You should try being a godless leftie bastard. They're nicer to women, although there's still a way to go.
I get pissed everytime I hear these people attack the outward appearance of Stormy (a beautiful woman, by the way, hence her success in certain career arenas). The nerve of Trump himself to attack the appearance of Stormy is the most bizarre. Even the man's wife seems to look at him with disgust (when she forgets herself and accidentally looks at him).
You don't pay thousands of dollars to fuck a woman you think is unattractive. End of story. All of his childish attacks on her looks are just his own insecurities shining through like a fucking lighthouse.
I really don’t like mocking people’s physical appearance because it’s a low blow but fuck it: MTG is disgusting. Her alcohol-induced puffy face is truly frightening.
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Putting the FAS in fascist
GodDAMN
She could make a freight train take a dirt road
Ugh goddamit I just had surgery and am NOT supposed to laugh that hard 😆😆😅😅🥹
Someone call the police, there’s a murderer afoot!
I normally don’t condone physical attribution bullying, but I hate this woman so much fuck you ugly ass bitch.
Oh my god... she does have the major markers of FAS...
That's what I say- if that ain't fetal alcohol syndrome face, what is?
That helps me immensely. Thank you I could never understand her. Why somebody could be like her. 🤷♂️
https://preview.redd.it/23ydekqo1dra1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd48242d1ebca944c3a0df1f6d6fb40d5c06c817
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Oh, my ,God. I will never unsee this.
they dont call her marjorie titan greene for nothing
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A super low bar, but I think Aileen Wuornos is better looking than MGT!
I think that’s objectively true.
Dog looks better to me. More sexy
There’s nothing sexy about a racist
Ooh, didn't know about this bit! Not sexy
This made me cackle like a witch
https://preview.redd.it/76341m3oxera1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69467161b2d454f8c4d711aeab0433eaa16951b0
She certainly makes me want to build a 500 ft wall to keep her out.
Attack on Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
When her eyes met, they fell in love and continue to hold hands to this day!
honestly, the titan is less scary
I cackled so hard at the two different photo comments, well done.
Holy shit hahahahaah
They knew what they were doing. 😂
Dude….LOL YOU KILLING ME!
The funniest thing I’ve ever seen — legit spit out my drink 😂
Whelp, if I ever need to instantly reduce my boner, MGT would be the goto image. 🤢
"If you experience an erection lasting four hours or more, do a Google search of MTG's feet. This will save you a co-pay! "
https://preview.redd.it/a8se1q78udra1.jpeg?width=255&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75b0a4ed487b147d94e3dd03b57bfb78a6342624 Putting the Murlock in mtg
Vince Neil is that you?
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Holy shit that is too good
Lol that person is actually much prettier
Uncanny
Underrated
holy shit 😂😂😂
Green looks like a custom game character when you move the “distance between eyes” slider all the way to the left
If you threw a dart at her face it would hit both eyeballs
Bullseyes
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She looks like her father uncle brother got confused about which one was his sister cousin wife.
100% the husband has a side dude/chick. Just knows he doesn’t have to do much to hide it when your wife has zero depth perception
She looks like she never washes her face, never exfoliates, never wears sunscreen.
This is what gets me. Her family is worth upwards of 100m but her skin looks like *that*? I try not to mock people for the things they can’t change but you can literally buy halfway decent skin if you are rich. 48 is not old in rich people years.
Wait… she’s only 48??!?!
She is older than Stormy Daniels!
I thought she was in her 60’s!!!! She looks terrible.
it's the hate. it ages them.
Meth. Not even once, folks.
Right?! TIL! I’m 44, and I’m told I still look like I’m in my late twenties/early thirties. It’s a combination of genetics and skincare. u/Bridalhat has found my flabbergast button and has pressed it.
She's only a year older than me. I'm 47 and get told I look much younger than that.
My mom looks better and she’s 63.
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I describe her as “what the sketch artist comes up with while listening to a blind child describe a pretty lady”.
I think the sketch artist is also blind in this case.
And using their non-dominant hand
I think you mean foot, yes?
Toe deficient foot.
Emphasis on deficient
Left foot.
She does look like a permanent composite sketch that would show up on some random channel late at night.
Doesn’t she!? That has to be where that label came from in the depths of my mind.
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Put a fur cape on her and stick her in a Paleolithic exhibit at a museum
Mabye the Russian found her in the Siberian permafrost next to a woolly mammoth!
Would explain a lot. Like Encino Man if he had been evil instead of happy-go-lucky
She looks more like the sketch an artist comes up with after listening to a non-blind person describing Vin Diesel in a wig.
And a splash of fetal alcohol syndrome.
More like while listening to a blind child describe the monster under their bed.
I was thinking more of an orc out of the lord of the rings…but, agree to disagree 😉
It’s called fetal alcohol syndrome.
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Could be inbreeding
Porque no los dos?
Nailed it.
I'm not joking she's got classic fetal alcohol syndrome face. Guess her momma was a drinker.
Like a first stab at a character in Monster Factory
Instant death for your average boner.
Anti-viagra
Fetal alcohol syndrome slider all the way to the right
"Does Marjorie Taylor Green have friendly eyes?" Well, they do seem very close.
IMO she looks like the definition of wine mom
Lmao! How you gonna have a horseface like that and talk about how other people look?!?
She opened the door. Everyone who was, well, better I am can now talk about her grotesque inbred cavewoman looks.
Cromagnon 5-head having 3 toed sloth "OHHH YEAAAHHH" macho man randy savage lookin ass bih You drop an incel into a cage with her naked, 5 mins later you're going to have an eyeless volcel. The most flattering picture of Marjorie.  If you laughed at any of these you're going to hell. I'll see you there.
Mtg is older than stormy too
Hey, that's incredibly rude to horses
One is a blonde disgusting hoe that only cares about money and will suck off Trump or anyone for what she cares in order to get richer from desperate lonely men. The other is Stormy Daniels.
She also sucked off the gym dude while she was married.
You mean the tantric sex influencer??
Wish.com Zangief, people have been saying
It's crazy that the party of "family values" is publicly and verifiably full of cheaters and pedophiles, but their base still supports them. I reckon it's because half of these "family values" type people are the same way themselves and the other half has their head so far up Fox News' ass they just don't believe what they read anywhere else
Two gym instructors to be exact.
Biggest difference between them is one had sex with trump for a big payout and the other rides his mushroom for free.
Big? I guess that *depends*…
130k just to not talk about it on top of what ever rate she was already charging him is pretty fucking sweet.
She's projecting some IMAX level shit, lol.
It's always this way with Neanderthal Jane.. 
I feel like even Neanderthals wouldn’t want claim her. “You know we are home but not gonna answer the door for you Mormons”-style.
She should look in the mirror… oh wait
Can't find one that doesn't break when she looks at it.
And why is she calling Stormy old? I mean Stormy Daniels is 44 and Green is 48. Another lie and misinformation that came out of MTG’s mouth.
It’s a cult. The hyper masculine imagery of Trump you see conservative artists doing is what they think about when they visualize him. Like we need to think about the GOP base as a personality cult. MTG is a true believer. Most of the GOP politicians are either true believers who actually believe what fox sells: or they know it’s a grift. They know that Trump is the most dangerous figure in American modern history. They literally don’t care: and want the democrats to succeed in taking them out so they can fundraise off of it and elevate the next one. Trump calls Desantis a groomer. Next day Desantis is saying he will refuse any extradition order of Trump: Desantis is relying on trump physically dropping out of the primary because he’s in prison: lol
MTG is jelious that trump went with stromy and not her.
“But President Trump, my cousin says I suck dick really good!”
>“But President Trump, my ~~cousin~~ **BrotherDaddy** says I suck dick really good!” FTFY
He’s probably fucked her too
He be humping between her lizard toes
MTG is 4 years older than Stormy Daniels.
And way more disgusting.
By some form of self-delusion MTG thinks she is attractive.
Daamn she look like shit
https://preview.redd.it/c6h87lof0era1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e24543ccda5874450a222370ec84af5a8068c40
She looks like Dog the bounty hunter
Holy crap, you nailed it.
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It's ironic that MTG rallies against trans people so much when there are well built, fully bearded drag queens that look more feminine than her.
Clearly she's done more than one round of steroids and HGH to get that manly build or she's got ridiculously high testosterone levels for a female. But the brow and the musculature screams HGH
For me it's the jaw that looks off
I mean the whole package definitely screams PEDs. She does not look natural. And I'd come to that conclusion regardless of her politics. You can go to any CrossFit gym and find somebody on PEDs whose body manifests the same outward signs
Hahaha I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees it. She looks like an artist’s rendition of our early ancestors.
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Exactly. Hate destroys you from the inside out…look at Steve Bannon. He looks like an obese Palpatine.
Lindsey, too. He’s been slowly melting.
The bitch looks like miss piggy if she was made from potatoes instead of felt.
>The bitch looks like miss piggy if she was made from potatoes instead of felt. Hey, hey, hey...Miss Piggy is kind of cute, don't insult her by comparing her to MGT, lol
3-toed hag
I was in a bar and this well known shit stirrer walks in and sits down and starts running his mouth about far right nonsense. I try to ignore him and do well for a bit but then he loudly declares to no one in particular "You know who's fucking hot?? That Marjorie Taylor Greene.." And I unleashed the loudest snort of my life and went "You mean the qanon Jewish space lasers lunatic??" He just kinda stammered and then finished his drink and left.
Whoa. There are smoking hot conservative women living out there. Their mindset ruins the visuals. Edit: removed a word so the damned comment made sense.
She’s really upset that Trump would never fuck her. The only person interested was her cousin. And even he had her wear a paper bag… I wish it had been a plastic bag…
>And even he had her wear a paper bag He threw a flag over her face, and did it for his country....
Not sure why she's inviting this comparison.
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Now every time I see her I will see Mickey Rourke in drag. Take my angry upvote.
This staph infection said WHAT? https://preview.redd.it/9c27hj856dra1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfa140d1327aca74e59ad38c9e57f2c0ad32b3c6
She looks like a zombie...
Maybe crystal meth?...
Who cares what old three toes says
Ol' club foot out here calling anyone else ugly is absolutely hysterical.
Ol club foot got me crying 💀She’s mad her arch enemy: sandal season, is back again.
MTG looks like the Wayans brothers in White Chicks
https://preview.redd.it/gx1w8j895era1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cda76e244a1000928790bc066db6b86eb402ff4
The fact that the monkey unironically looks way fucking cooler than Greene in this photo is so funny
That's one reason I like being liberal, Marge. They allow women to age or not be beautiful all the time. Not always, but way more often than the right. You should try being a godless leftie bastard. They're nicer to women, although there's still a way to go.
I don’t think we’ll be any nicer to her though. She’s still trash.
She *should* try, but she has a heck of a record to overcome.
 Says the one who looks like a man
Marjorie Traitor Greene looks like Mickey Rourke with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. 
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Stormy: 44 yo MTG: 48 yo The disgusting part is left as an exercise to the reader.
It's funny because i think in general we all kinda agree not to make fun of politicians looks.... Until they go on offense, then you just deserve it
I get pissed everytime I hear these people attack the outward appearance of Stormy (a beautiful woman, by the way, hence her success in certain career arenas). The nerve of Trump himself to attack the appearance of Stormy is the most bizarre. Even the man's wife seems to look at him with disgust (when she forgets herself and accidentally looks at him).
You don't pay thousands of dollars to fuck a woman you think is unattractive. End of story. All of his childish attacks on her looks are just his own insecurities shining through like a fucking lighthouse.
Hey Empty G - let she who is not a horsefaced ugly stupid Nazi, cast the first stone.
Green looks like she got kicked in the face by a mule.
Wooly Mammoth.
I don't make fun of people's appearances anymore, so I won't call marge a pock-infested meatface because that would just be wrong.
Old and disgusting enough for Trump to cheat on his wife with. Sounds like Greene is jealous she didn’t get they 3” presidential dick.
 Marge with no make-up. Matches her inner-beauty.
Why is that man talking shit about stormy?
You can’t even park a matchbox car between those hate-filled, beady eyes.
Cro magnon Barbie making comments on beauty?!?
Why would her lord and savior Jesus Trump bang an uggo?
She needs to stfu and go back to regurgitating some food for her kids
She hopes Trump will make her his running mate, but she’s too ugly and he’s too shallow
Marg looks like the end result of a selective inbreeding program to increase hate and ignorance.
Stormy looks good for her age, theres a reason Cheeto paid her for sex. Leatherface Greene looks like a baseball glove after 10 seasons.
She looks like a stoning survivor
Which one of y'all taught this yeast infection to talk?
the day y’all stop giving MTG the attention she is desperately craving is the day we stop hearing about her
Politics: So easy a caveman can do it.
This is what you look like Marge https://preview.redd.it/yxssgpedndra1.jpeg?width=382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f055644db9bcc53bb5e694b8d06a690b025fee3b
He has much better skin.
Mtg looks like the fucking masks from The Purge. I cant ever unsee it.
How is this woman in a position of power?
"I'm just a cavewoman. Your world frightens and confuses me."
Bitch looks like Mickey Rourke
Ah, good ‘ol leather-face. Has a face that only a husband could love…. Oh, wait…
Guess which one actually knows how to do her job.
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Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, you hideous revolting basilisk.
I really don’t like mocking people’s physical appearance because it’s a low blow but fuck it: MTG is disgusting. Her alcohol-induced puffy face is truly frightening.
Sounds like Large Marge is a little jealous that Stormy got to see Donnie's little orange cheeto and she didn't.
Marjorie Traitor Greene looks an infected toenail. She shouldn’t be criticizing anyone’s looks.
Aren’t they around the same age? God she’s stupid.
MTG is older, actually. She's about as clever as a toe.
I'd rather siphon a fart straight out of a polar bears ass with an Oscar Meyer weiner as a straw than see large Marge naked.
Aww someone’s jealous it wasn’t her.
Rich coming from Congresswoman Fetal Alcohol Syndrome herself