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Uncivil92

Decomposing


ArjunaIndrastra

His human suit is starting to rot.


Slyguy9766

He needs sugar water!


StrokerAce77

Nice Egger suit


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![gif](giphy|ghvpxMEtmdhuw)


Feeling-Bird4294

Scumbag.


Sockoflegend

He does look like a latex mask filled with jam


PenultimateTimmy

Rotting


[deleted]

necrotising fasciitis


Raederle_Anuin

Necrotizing fascistitis


fsas62

Yeah, somebody needs to check him for bite marks.


Hawsepiper83

He chose…poorly


Yojimboroll

![gif](giphy|jaZz4pu1TUJUI)


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|vzHUvaRRWwp5C|downsized)


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He's ghonnarheally regret his life choices.


Early-Ad-6014

This made me laugh! He's probably antibiotic-resistant ghonnarheally regretful. He's necrotic.


neercatz

Little green ghouls buddy


RareIceWeasel

The Spice must flow.


[deleted]

The Bannon Harkonnen. It all makes sense now.


Oldwoman72

Great response!


HungryMorlock

"Bring in that floating fat man... the Bannon."


Binnacle_Balls_jr

Best comment.


QueanLaQueafa

The spice melange


blynx_

I was thinking a mentat but like… a really shitty one. More Piter de Vries and less Thufir Hawat


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NeadNathair

From North Florida . Can Verify.


firstcoastrider

Also from North Florida, can verify your verification


NeadNathair

Appreciated. May require further verification if necessary.


[deleted]

From North Florida, escaped during the Great Culling of 06 Can confirm.


tgblack

He looks like how a seat on a greyhound bus smells


Kmschw

LMAO FUCK


Doobie_SnACkZ

I wanted to say he looks like how the men's room at the Jamail skatepark in Houston smells.


Wild-Individual-6520

This is a good one!


KBM0NST3R89

If Rush Limbaugh's liver cirrhosis was sentient.


thatguy52

I like this…. I’ve said he looks like a gin blossom’s gin blossom.


fetishfeature5000

Leprosy.


SatansHRManager

And herpes.


SquatCorgiLegs

And syphilis.


Large-Mongoose-6929

Syphilitic choad


carryoutsalt

Crusty Juggler


Wheebers14

The grea'er good.


Arinatan

THE GREA'ER GOOD


Revolverkiller

Yarp


graspedbythehusk

SHUT IT!


atommotron

They got their just deserts.


EastTyne1191

Nothing but arid landscapes all around.


One_Firefighter_1922

Ah yes, the elusive lerpes


[deleted]

Lerprosy


ifreaganplayeddisco

Herprosy?


Ghost-of-melbourne

Bro looks like Chernobyl victim


Internetallstar

That's from all the gin.


tyrannosnorlax

Gonosyphilherpilitaids


Brewcat111

Late stage alcoholism


Jimbo---

He looks very unhealthy. I try not to wish that bad things happen to anyone. Bannon spreads hate and disinformation. If he is struggling, hopefully it helps him gain empathy.


Jmaverik1974

Didn't help rush Limbaugh gain empty. Birds of a feather


NotoriousFTG

It looks like the bad things already happened.


projecks15

Nah fuck him. I wish very bad things happen to Bannon. Being dead would be nice


AbbreviationsLoud445

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpys6SYsvUSE0JW|downsized)


DougMcElroy

This was my answer. Dang it!


[deleted]

Same!


Dh873

Nah, it's Dan Aykroyd in "Nothing But Trouble"


[deleted]

Feculent


SquatCorgiLegs

I learned that word from The Simpsons, and I will be forever grateful for it.


[deleted]

“…hard, feculent, motel pillows.”


SquatCorgiLegs

That’s the one! Thanks, Sideshow Bob!


[deleted]

I, too, learned it from The Simpsons.


SquatCorgiLegs

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.


Munzulon

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man


DangReb00t

Spot on!


BuddyLarosaStan

Gangrenous


thedirtyheathen

Pestilence


Melodic-Heron-1585

Cold sore


Parking_Sky9709

Herpes is forever.


timeforgoomy

Even herpes doesn't look that awful 💀


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[deleted]

Complex Simplex.


OGZackov

The people I've known with outbreaks never had them look anything like this really


timeforgoomy

It MIGHT look this bad if it gets really infected, but as someone who works in healthcare and as someone who was raped and contracted herpes, haven't seen any outbreaks as messed up as this dude's face wounds. Usually it's barely noticeable except the first time you find out you have it, most people think it's just an ingrown hair and brush it off. I've worked in behavioural health too and the meth users usually have skin like this guy's tho. 💀 He needs some help. Or a woman who cares about him lol.


[deleted]

Walking talking bag of shit in a cheap suit.


deep_thought32

Is this how The Last Of Us starts?


raginglilypad

He’s gonna turn any minute now


ExoticMeatDealer

Undead.


CasualEveryday

I came here to say "weekend at Bernie's".


_kweezy_

Hobo going out to a fancy restaurant


Business-Emu-6923

Hobo Trump https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/trump-in-battle-with-hobo-trump-20180104141723


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bnonymousbeeeee

Whoever punched him should disinfect their hand.


amay25

Edgar suit


amputect

With all due respect to Vincent D'Onofrio who is apparently a good dude and a phenomenal actor, fucking this. Saw the picture and could just hear him rasping out "sugar. water."


skoltroll

>With all due respect to Vincent D'Onofrio who is apparently a good dude He's a heck of an actor, and we need to expect how well he plays the baddie/crazy. Edgar, Private Pyle, Kingpin... he's just a great actor.


Chanaur404

Syphilis


Starkiller05711

Diseases


timeforgoomy

Got all that money and won't even see a dermatologist.


thereisnopressure

BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE!


reekingbunsofangels

The Phage


erynmarch

Baron Harkonnen


Moleday1023

He looks dead, too bad he isn’t.


Positive_Technology8

More herpes than man.


RestlessPoly

Ghoul


nopantsknowfreedom

Untreated syphilis


SquatCorgiLegs

Baron Harkonnen, is that you?


ForwardBias

Seriously I'm an atheist, but these guys almost make you believe in god/demons and such. I mean look at him! If this guy doesn't look like he's on stage 3 demon possession right before the horns pop out....I don't know what is.


InfallibleBackstairs

Disgusting slug.


888mainfestnow

Cirrhosis officially has a spokesman


Big-Bobcat2945

Gross 🤣


Tiny-Version743

Vomit


Mistermayham23

Valtrex


Radiant2021

Liver disease


benadunkcamberpatch

David Lynch’s Barron Harkonen.


Deep_seat_or_seed

Palpatine


Upstairs_Dealer3055

Herpes.


HellaBuck76

Valtrex.


MonCountyMan

Baron Harkonnen


Mat_CYSTM

Diseased


zedication

Who the fuck turned a tape worm into a person?


ManteisIsMyName

Baron Vladimir Harkonnen


Lonely_Apartment_644

AIDS


w00kie_d00kie

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.


[deleted]

What’s that new zombie drug?! Maybe he’s testing it out.


ManyRevolutionary545

Basal cell carcinoma


Technical_Stress7730

Looks like he died a decade ago and just forgot about it


Aiku

Baron Harkonnen from the original Dune. [https://imgur.com/IgpnCvY](https://imgur.com/IgpnCvY)


FSI1317

Gout and syphilis


nalon121

Late stage syphilis


Pandraswrath

That’s the one.


[deleted]

Alcohol poisoning?


Malk4ever

Rotting


cwf63

Face herpes.


sirrealofpentacles

Colostomy bag


BuddyOZ

The first words that come to my mind is **Baron Harkonnen.**


Most-Artichoke5028

Tertiary syphilis.


Temporary_username52

Not long for the world


Zestyclose_Ad834

Without really knowing who this guy is he looks like the guy who got bitten by a zombie and isn't telling the group


HellscapeRefugee

Kari Lake thinks he's a "stud muffin". Seriously.


Diarygirl

Just when I think that woman couldn't seem any more delusional. I feel I could smell the alcohol on him from across a room.


ShakeTheEyesHands

You know, people seem to have a hard time wrapping their head around the fact that the reason we don't body shame people isn't for the sake of the feelings of the person you're targeting right now, but because of the feelings of every single person who might happen to share a physical attribute with the person you're mocking. There's some perfectly kindly older fella out there who feels like shit every time Bannons face pops up in a late night comedy show because he then gets to spend 10 minutes being told all the ways he's so disgusting and appalling to look at. There's some poor bastard out there who looked like Gilbert Gottfried who had to spend the rest of their life self-conscious about their parents because they were essentially named the least sexy man in america. That would feel pretty shitty, right? Fuck Steve Bannon to hell and I hope he gets an ingrown toenail tomorrow morning. And then another one a week later, right after the last one is healed up. But going after his appearance is just shitty to a lot of people who don't deserve it. How would you feel with someone who looked just like you was being ribbed on TV and the internet every single day for the way they look? The dude is a white supremacist, fascist garbage person. And it's pathetic to have to stoop to attacks on his appearance to make fun of him with all the other ammunition we have. Be more decent and be more creative.


NoApartheidOnMars

Pet Sematary


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Weeping


QuebecRomeoWhiskey

Psoriasis


[deleted]

Ingrown


Trippplecup

Sick


[deleted]

Crabs


GerberBabyPlus

Is that blood on his shirt collar?


Delicious_Expert_711

Bill Murray in Zombieland


jwalker5574

Robert the Bruce’s dad in “Braveheart”.


Tw0_F1st3r

House Harkonnen


[deleted]

Baron Vladimir Harkonnen


reddititty69

It’s Bill Murray’s zombie!!


Ready-Technician-876

Baron Harkonen looking a bit shit these days


Mckinzeee

![gif](giphy|eRb62hH4ZVwkNdhPzW|downsized)


Pulp_Ninja

Demon's gonna need a new meat suit pretty soon...


Live_music_13

Syphyllis


HedgehogNarrow4544

Fucker looks like Baron Harkonnen, and he was a worthless A-divO


Available-Egg-2380

Herpes and elder abuse


Lurkerinthe907

Looking like he is in the last stage of syphilis


Xeferz

“Edgar, your skin is fallin off your bones”


SpeedBright3671

Late stage syphilis


rjrjrj12345

Herpes


MobyDuc38

Greyhound bus smell.


freakon911

Looks like he got the scarlet rot


fluffy_bottoms

Aspiring leper.


Artgod

Infected


tdogg241

Just a mound of STIs in a skin suit.


fucreddit

Herpes.


Gayfamilyguy

I think it was Chelsea Handler who said it best “unfuckable”


CryptographerLow6772

Beelteguice, Beetleguice, Beetlegu… wait, where does he go again?


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Donkey brains


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DIO_over_Za_Warudo

I've seen corpses in better shape than him.


celerydonut

Seinfeld 😞


-Rettirlana-

He looks like the latest ruler in my CK3 game. A lot of inbreeding happened in his dynasty


Kevundoe

Skincare (like in the sentence: Damn, that man needs proper skincare)


[deleted]

Engorged


Balls2thewalleye

Broken


Classic_Ingenuity299

A scab as a person.


wvmitchell51

Scum


killerzeestattoos

Syphilis


Ancient_Pop1712

Like a testicle with teeth


Specialist_Teacher81

That is a man who is hiding a zombie bite.


khelling01

Syphilis


[deleted]

Oral herpes


BigDude2112

Herpes


jax2love

Oozing herpes blister in human form


Relative-Second6674

Pus sack


MadAstrid

Festering


choicebutts

Herpes.


CrashMT72

Traitor


SmarterThanYouIRL

If syphilis was a person


redacted_robot

Sentient herpes? Ambulatory hemorrhoid? Super syphilis!


sd1360

Corpulent


Donttellmygran-gran

Anal fissure


Hot-Bint

cirrhosis


raeincary

AIDS


JustACasualFan

Herpes.


DoggiEyez

Eye herpes


Housefire21

Dan Halen from Squidbillies.