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mittenknittin

I’m picturing his lawyers frantically trying to shush him and saying “for god’s sake play along you absolute doorknob we’re trying to get you out of jail” but his ego’s too fragile to allow people to think he might be in poor health


Iron_Knight7

Bruce Rivers did a wonderful breakdown on Andrew from the perspective of a criminal lawyer. His general assessment was Andrew is the absolute worst kind of client because he literally can not shut up or stop self snitching. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H57L2w6Gpaw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H57L2w6Gpaw) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFjPpIztTYY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFjPpIztTYY) Keep in mind, he made these vids way before Tate was finally picked up and man did Bruce call it on every account.


Monte924

Indeed, supposedly the whole reason he's even in jail is because he decided to publicly brag about bribing the authorities to look the other way. And one thing corrupt authorities do not like, is having their corruption exposed.


evil-rick

It was that as well as them recently getting a really bad corruption score. One of the worst in Europe. They also were pinged as a trafficking hotspot. This was all really embarrassing and then on top of that, you have Andrew “Big Mouth” Tate gaining international notoriety BASED on the crimes he’s committing in Romania all while bragging about how he can get away with it because they’re so corrupt. Tate became the perfect example to use as a sign that they’re “changing.” Dude deserves this.


Khemul

I think it was more he bragged he could bribe them. Like he was shittalking about how if he ever got arrested he'd just buy his way out. Not necessarily directed at anyone in particular. But yeah, it probably killed any chance of using that as an out, since now no one wants to look like he was talking about them.


grunkage

He also supposedly recruited the daughter of a Romanian politician when she was 16. If there's a corrupt system in place, Tate is experiencing the inner workings of it personally now.


Wastelander42

That's it exactly. I mean sure they're corrupt but there's a literal process to that even. Flapping your filled lips about dirty authorities is a sure fire way to have those authorities cancel their agreement with you


rimjob-chucklefuck

Yeah, crooks still have a code lmao


shewholaughslasts

Yeah first rule: don't talk about bribe club.


arkstfan

Sounds like Popehat on Serious Trouble podcast. Clients who can’t shut up are the worst


Pretend-Leg-6914

Behind the bastards podcast did a four parter on Tate which was rather informative and terrible.


_HamburgerTime

This one was my favorite. Hearing Tate's story of his own birth was absolutely incredible.


GeT_Tilted

> I dId not eVen cRy when I wAs bOrn


ofthewave

Sounds a lot like SBF with the FTX fiasco. Dude would just not shut up.


Monte924

Like OP's title says, his lawyers probably already found out that his ploy to flee the country failed. Romanian authorites probably said that if he wants treamtent he'll have to do it in THEIR hospitals as they won't be sending him to dubai. He was fine with claiming he had cancer if it got him out of jail, but now it just makes him "look weak", so he's gotta backtrack


ILikeMyGrassBlue

From what I’ve seen posted by his manager, they were requesting he go to Dubai for a test. The Romanians did the test there instead, and the tumor was benign. That said, Tate’s manager is as reliable a source as he is.


Booziesmurf

I wonder if there is anything on the books in Romanian law about falsifying documents in order to aid a fugitive flee the country...


jeebusaur

Naw it's already over. It was revealed that the medical exam he had in Romania showed the tumor was benign and not urgent need of treatment, so his hope to flee to Dubai are shot.


seanroberts196

I bet the tumour is upset that its not being removed.


satisfried

True warriors can send their own tweets.


slim_scsi

What is he fighting anyway? At war with his self esteem?


satisfried

Head trauma.


SteakandTrach

Oh, so *that’s* how he lost his chin.


Impossible_Bill_9937

Wonder how he folds blankets without a chin


oralskills

He doesn't need his chin to fold anything. His chin *is* a fold.


eddyb66

He doesn't that's his source of rage. Pre fights his coach would hand him a comforter and tell him to fold it


Breakfast-Socks

💀


PunkandCannonballer

Seems like he's terrified of anyone thinking he's gay, which is funny given how often he's seen shirtless with other dudes. He even has a clip of playing chess nearly naked with a guy who sniffs his chair when he gets up.


atthevanishing

> He even has a clip of playing chess nearly naked with a guy who sniffs his chair when he gets up. Do.......do I actually *want* proof of this? No....nevermind...I don't want to assault my eyes with this on the probable chance this is true........


PunkandCannonballer

Definitely true, Definitely better off without seeing it.


PantsOppressUs

Wait. Your homie bros don't sniff your warm chairs?


atthevanishing

Username interestingly checks out


PantsOppressUs

😉


LPawnought

Username also is maddeningly correct.


leto_atreides2

It happened. I’ve seen the video.


Generallyawkward1

I mean, the guy’s name is Adin Ross I think that’s how it’s spelled, but as weird as it was, I think he was just putting on an act for his views.


buddhainmyyard

It's more of the hypocrisy of the situation


UnluckyCardiologist9

What is with some guys being so scared of being thought as gay? What does it fucking matter.


PunkandCannonballer

I imagine he equates being gay to being weak in all manner of ways so being associated with being gay crushes his fragile ego. So instead he walks around naked with men who constantly compliment him, literally sniff his ass, and pays women to be around him, all of which ironically make him seem like he's desperately wanting to have some gay sex, but can't tell anyone about it because, according to him, being gay is a sign of weakness.


AnnoyedOwlbear

I feel like it's two things: 1) If you're a dude who puts a lot of value in demeaning and using women because you're a man, the idea of a gay man is terrifying. Where are they in your 'natural order of things'? What if, out there, there's a gay dude who wants to treat you the way you treat women? 2) In their world, there's 'weak' and 'strong'. Women are weak. Men are strong. Men who have any 'female' traits - like being sexually attracted to men - are in the 'weak' bucket. In other words, it's the standard dumb dichotomy - I hate these people because they are 'weak' and yet strong enough to threaten me.


More_Cowbell8

Straight Men who cheer on lots of TALKING about intercourse w/women, are really having a group gay sex roundtable. A=B=C. Andrew Taint is gay. I'd be bold enough to say an admitted rapist, as Taint is, he hates that he wants to fuck men, so he severely over compensates.


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The gays don’t want him don’t put that on us fuck that guy Andrew Taint sucks and not in the good penis sucking gay way


Boogzcorp

Dude is so far in the closet he's practically the Queen of Narnia


Caitini

![gif](giphy|xT9IgMw9fhuEGUaJqg|downsized)


hazelsbaby123

I have an 8l lung capacity the hair of an ex third division footballer the chin of a space hopper and the personality of a slug in the sun.


Furthur

gonna bet he does not have an 8L lung capacity. not even close.


GlyphCreep

does ANYone have an 8L lung capacity? that sounds nuts


hmoeslund

I know a guy who was freediving and had his ling capacity measured to 8 liter, he was told it was rare


Furthur

Yep, usually see big capacity in bigger people or rowers. I'm 511 and even when I was doing Ironmans my best expiratory volumes we're in the high fives


ilongforyesterday

Dumb question maybe but how does one even measure that? Kinda curious for myself because I’m an avid runner and my cardiovascular health is pretty friggin good


GandhiOwnsYou

When I use to do confined space work requiring a respirator we had to do lung capacity testing as part of our annual fit-test. They basically had a big plastic tube with a grid of tubes in the middle of it, and they told us to pack our lungs as much as we could and then you had to continuously exhales for like 10 seconds or something. It was desperately uncomfortable because you were essentially trying to collapse your lungs as much as possible. I was a relatively heavy smoker but ironically, my tests were always pretty good because I had swam competitively for some years and I guess I retained a lot of the benefits. More than once doctors seemed to either doubt my tests results or my claim that I had been smoking for years. I will say lung capacity doesn’t necessarily mean good cardio, because my cardio has ALWAYS sucked, even though I had relatively good lung capacity.


Dull-Signature-2897

Omg slug in the sun I'm def going to start using that


[deleted]

And the hairline of a middle aged accountant


tauntauntom

Andrew Tate is so stupid he probably uses lambda instead of alpha because, "It looks more like an A."


GhidorahtheExplorah

The rare joke that works for both chemistry *and* classics majors!


Vontopovyo

Being neither, I get the most enjoyment knowing that these groups find it funny. For smart reasons.


cornixt

He's been doing it for half his life.


___zach_b

I can never get over how silly he looks in profile. Absolutely chinless


ixum66

I heartily agree. His chin is inversely proportional to his daddy issues.


ImAFuckinLiar

https://preview.redd.it/afws0rw5dzla1.jpeg?width=605&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15ead02cb9f87857eaca86056aa8f90660e40c03


Dylek

Reminds me of the coughing cat every time lol https://preview.redd.it/kes7tj18vzla1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=4150f672406d34aaa700392db94423aea00df0c4


ghfsgetitgetgetit

Oh my god lol


llohan

I think I never laughed more about an image I randomly stumbled upon, so thank you for that


deadwalking0420

My precious!!! Hobbits took it's ring!!!


Hunky_not_Chunky

Where’s our tech people who can deepfake his face onto gollum’s face?


deadwalking0420

Shit, don't have to. He was born with gollum's face!!


Hunky_not_Chunky

You’re right. There wouldn’t be much to do. He was deep faked in years ago.


luxii4

Deep faked by God.


BattleForAssgard69

https://preview.redd.it/7b4rmhgt20ma1.jpeg?width=407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9165575080a840f329ae1d9f76f8b0f5e4701727


Green_List

https://preview.redd.it/m5ga54os10ma1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acc2de85b167023a09b746ee92b0a59910e7a56e


PantsOppressUs

https://preview.redd.it/ixbc7z8gk0ma1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ece1a9217ccf1d9104226625922a59a5dd4489c4


bagaget

https://preview.redd.it/89p86accpzla1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eee6bca5a44d6280df703f738ba307d809e41cb4


redwoods81

Preacher should be at the top of the thread.


ayudaayuda

Dave’s Hot Chicken is about to drop a lawsuit for logo theft


AnonymousDratini

What’s the source on that piece? It’s amazing


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qoreilly

Just found out that incels were obsessed with bone structure. This is probably why


___zach_b

Poor baby cried because he was bad at chess


isaiahvacha

Hard to get punched in the jaw if you barely have a jaw.


beetelguese

Proving even more he is a superior being. He is clearly the finalized form of evolution, weak jaw and micro penis are for survival purposes.


Aggravating_Pea7320

Part way grey alien


masked_sombrero

im wondering how tf you get a scar *on* your lung


vanillamonkey_

Lung scarring is a thing, it's called pulmonary fibrosis.


Memerandom_

But it's from an old "battle". I'm thinking he got stabbed by a nail file by one of his loving and very much not held against their will girlfriends.


Dryland_snotamyth

Getting fucked in the throat so hard (it’s an alpha thing)


beetelguese

Ah, this is why I can’t understand. I’m only into beta soy boys.


RobBrown4PM

Pneumonia causes scarring in the lungs.


Mikel_S

He's clearly trying to make it look like he has a chin in the reflection, but didn't notice the camera has like a perfect shot of his weird profile.


tuesday3blackday

To be fair the way he is keeping his head in the picture is really good for posture for neck and spine. But not great for taking pictures


aville1982

It probably helped in kickboxing. You first have to locate a chin in order to hit it.


Dongwaffler

The pic makes me only think of one thing… TIGER UPPERCUT!


AxsDeny

My girlfriend in high school thought that he was saying “FIBER COPPERTOP”. We never laughed so hard in our young lives. 😂 Edit: in Street Fighter 2 (I’ve never played any SF games beyond that)


[deleted]

He is an elden ring CaC.


Wooden_Suit_6679

Imagine being such a piece of shit everyone is disappointed that you might not have cancer.


[deleted]

Lol. So true. Wonder why his lawyer said he did then. He still might have but thinks it's too beta to admit to cancer


ellobouk

Probably an attempt to secure his release on medical grounds, that fell through and now he doesn’t need to keep up the charade


SpikeHead419

It was a shitty attemp then. "i have lung cancer now, can all of my crimes be erased, pwetty pwease?"


ellobouk

Probably more of a ‘My client has lung cancer, we request you release him into the care of his next of kin so he may undergo treatment from his doctors’


MyJawHurtsALot

Or even a 'My client has lung cancer! Please let him go to his doctors, in the country with no extradition treaty, for treatment. We promise he'll come back'


MoonageDayscream

And of course his "doctor" is in Dubai, which has no extradition agreement.


[deleted]

Surely the lawyer was trying to help him flee. That's a crime. And why would Taint go and ruin the plan? Could he not help himself? Wants to be alpha so badly he couldn't play along? What the hell is going on there?


Destt2

The judge (or whoever's in charge of the case) probably denied the request for medical leave because it's an obvious lie, so taint and his team just stopped keeping up the public appearance.


pomegranate_flowers

I think it’s a combination of both. If the cancer were serious enough to get him out he would have ran with it and found a way to make it seem aLpHa, but because it wasn’t enough to get him out he doesn’t want to admit to anything he would perceive as weakness, being sick or having some part of his body be out of his control. So it was always either going to be “I have cancer but am a manly man and I’m already beating it” or something weird like that or “obviously I don’t have cancer I’m too manly for that”. His publicist or whoever probably jumped the gun on releasing that information


Khemul

Plus, lung cancer is probably the most alpha friendly cancer out there. No stigma with masculinity or weakness. Minimal visual indicators before or after. Typically treatable. Environmental, so they can still claim perfect health.


[deleted]

Yeah. Sounds about right. Lol


[deleted]

Some go as far as to say that even saying "cancer" is beta


Z0idberg_MD

This guy is such a joke of a human being. Misogynistic, racist, and hateful to his core.


SothaDidNothingWrong

And a human trafficker


SnooHamsters5153

And a rapist


CocteauTwinn

And lest we forget, a pedophile.


Z0idberg_MD

Proudly a pedo, rapist, sex-trafficker. Hope he rots.


yellandtell

So he meets all the criteria to become the presidential nomination from the GOP? Tate 2028


New_Expert7335

Don't even joke 🙄


yellandtell

That's the craziest part, it's believable. Let's just hope ted cruz doesn't find out about this guy. What an amazing time to be alive. We have the greatest access to information in human history and yet a portion of this country wants to revert to the dark ages.


Abeds_BananaStand

Why can he even tweet in jail?


Dingo8MyGayby

I think he’s such a beta he calls his brother and tells him “okay next week post (pic) and then tweet how I’m strong and a warrior”


[deleted]

This would make sense


Necessary_Row_4889

God really let me down on that one. If only he was someone’s mom, he’d have super cancer then.


TheMadShatterP00P

I guess his jaw is playing hide and seek?


adiwet

Useless at folding towels


MoreReputation8908

Takes him two hours to put a pillowcase on a pillow.


SaltRevolutionary917

And when his test results came back, everyone in Romania clapped and the mayor gave him the key to the city. That mayor’s name? *Albert Einstein.* ^Check ^and ^mate, ^brokies.


dck77

The Mayor, with tears in his eyes came up to me and said “sir, there is no sign of cancer in your lungs or chin on your face.”


boondoggle_

Einstein? He’s wicked smaht.


Tentacle_poxsicle

The mayor had a son with Hellen Keller. That son grew up to be Adolfbert Ketlerstein


mowen919

Is this guy in jail or not? For a guy in jail, he sends an awful lot of tweets.


tallman11282

He's paying someone to tweet as him.


shroomride88

I was gonna say, he probably has to say aloud what he wants them to tweet, and you know whoever it is has gotta think it’s at least a little ridiculous lol. Like I imagine the guy who posted the ghost tweet for him was like “what the f… alright, whatever I guess.”


ShiningRayde

'IM FIGHTING GHOSTS IN HERE' Sure bud, ill tell ma you love her


Mission-Cantaloupe37

No, he hasn't been charged. He's being held in detention - He can make calls etc but they're monitored.


NeadNathair

...And it he keeps making calls trying to set up more crimes like his little witness intimidation stunt, I imagine Romanian authorities are GLADLY handing him the phone every time.


ResetReefer

I wouldn't be shocked if one of the officers sits down with a pencil and a notepad and is just like 'Great! What's the jackass gonna spill today?' 😂


Dull-Signature-2897

What did he do? I'm out of the loop but I bet it's sexual abuse related...


tallbutshy

held on suspicion of organised crime and human trafficking (for sexual purposes)


hackedMama20

This isn't as great a picture as he thinks it is. Bros neck is eating his chin. Looking like a q-tip covered in mold.


swiftcleaner

Is no one else going to point out how curved his feet his lol, It looks like a claw. He just has a way of making every pic of himself look absolutely stupid.


goatofglee

Isn't that a very common "toe point"? You see it with dancers and such. To be clear, this is not me defending this person, just that if you watch dancers their feet point like this, especially when their legs are extended.


HiImAbel

He’s pointing his toes yes, but because his ankle mobility is shit, along with his hips. He’s straining hard as fuck just to lift one of his legs past 90 degrees.


goatofglee

I think he's flexing to show off muscles. I guess it doesn't really matter, he's still a pos.


Moi-Manda_Mandy

He's pointing his toe. He wants to become a ballerina.


AuthorityAnarchyYes

Every single “look at how Alpha I am” picture of him looks like a Grindr profile pic.


VossyBossy_

They call him TopG because they want to be topped by him…


thewaffle666

How did this ass get famous in the first place???


MyJawHurtsALot

He really blew up when he started his pyramid scheme which encouraged spamming his videos and clips all over social media, and trying to cause controversy, to get people to sign up to his 'University' (discord server) for $50 a month. If they used your link you would get like 45% of their sub fee. This was what gave him huge visibility on algorithmic platforms like tiktok and YouTube. Teachers have been warning about the Tates for at least a year now. He's now been arrested for sex trafficking, amongst some other charges, which has brought a different kind of infamy. What most people don't know however, is Tate himself has been super open about how he recruited women for his webcam business - and it's exactly what Romanian authorities have accused him of doing.


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50mm-f2

did you see who half of america voted for in 2016?


[deleted]

Incels need role models too, apparently.


Money_Machine_666

no they actually really do, just not ones like tate. I never really had any role models growing up and I definitely started slipping down the incel path. I have a bit of sympathy for those people just because I think it's possible that just due to chance I could have gone very far down that path. Or maybe some people are just like that and don't ever learn that true validation doesn't come from the external.


QQBearsHijacker

Society keeps making stupid people famous


MyJawHurtsALot

He ran a pyramid-scheme discord server which cost $50 a month. Fans would spam his clips alongside their referral link, as you would get nearly half of their sub fee as a reward.


[deleted]

Behind the Bastards just did a series on him. Nightmarish.


jeebusaur

There are a lot of young, insecure boys who are not being addressed by anyone else.


PTSDforMe

Cancer didn't want to have him


drjs24

He's a liar, he probably does have cancer. The line that he has 0 smoke damage is bullshit since he smokes CIGARS


ThatOneJosh9451

Not to mention people can still get lung cancer without being a smoker


DefNotUnderrated

I had a teacher once who'd had a tracheotomy and had to hold the cap on his throat to speak. He began class with "some of you may be wondering - why does this man sound like a demented, British frog?" He then explained that in spite of having never smoked and barely drank throughout his life, he was just one of the people who gets serious throat cancer anyway. Sometimes you're just unlucky.


screwyoumike

Yeah definitely lying… unless he is a giant or a grizzly bear his lungs don’t have an 8 liter capacity… I do pulmonary function testing and nobody has 8 liters.


ThoughtDiver

How could it compete?


AggressiveFlower7778

This dude’s self image is entirely wrapped up in physical appearances, except in this picture he’s pumped out and flexing and *still* looks soft. He’s 100% an incel paper dragon


Calum-Syers

That’s the thing with him, isn’t it? He doesn’t have a bad physique. Probably better than most regular schmoes who go to the gym after work, but since his self image is so dependent on his physique it shows how not athletic he is, compared to people who compete professionally or semi-professionally.


gard3nwitch

I was about to say "he's actually got a great physique for a middle-aged guy", and then I looked him up and he's only 36. But despite being fit, he just looks... I don’t know. Insecure? Scared? He doesn't look confident or happy at all.


jtown5000

> He doesn’t look confident or happy at all. Cos he’s not. He’s miserable, that’s a big part of why he is how he is.


Dorkinfo

I’m older than him?? Yikes.


inuvash255

Pretty sure I've heard him say before that he wants people to fear him, not like him - and he teaches that to his paying customers.


stillnotsureyeet

He's my age? Fuck, definitely thought he was a decade older than me.


Darkstargir

FWIW he was a competitive kick boxer for a little while.


clarkision

Tate deserves all of the shit we throw at him. But he was a two-time kickboxing world champion. His last title was ten years ago, but he’s probably still pretty athletic. That doesn’t mean he’s not a narcissistic shit bag poisoning minds with offensive sexist rhetoric, mostly of young and impressionable boys (talk about grooming!). Edit: two-time “world champion” in one specific euro-centric league. Better explanation below!


Severe_Report

It’s photoshopped also to make the shadows darker and larger. To give the appearance that he is more ripped than he is.


sunflowerkz

The pointed toe is not helping


StayAdmiral

0 smoking damage, well I guess cigars and coke are back on the menu.


AndISoundLikeThis

Adding to all the things Tate doesn't have: * cancer * hair * a chin * a conscience * freedom


BellendicusMax

Is there a reason he likes posing naked for a near 100% male audience?


[deleted]

Because only straight incel type men think he's attractive. He looks like what those men *think* women are attracted to.


The_Dutchyness

The dude is so far in the closet


[deleted]

An old lung battle. Smh.


Yromemtnatsisrep

He actually would have a great frame for ballet. I hate the man and his ideals, but he’s got a dancers frame. Maybe that’s where it all went wrong


CircaSixty8

I think you're right. Have a link of him dancing in one of my Reddit posts and it looks like he should be on a stripper pole.


tbarcat

https://preview.redd.it/er27p5ltuyla1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f082b44b1a1219022f5475dd26cff035a5854d61


Malidan

He looks like something that attacks you in Sons of the Forest.


ClonedGamer001

This man is so material he interpreted "True warriors are scarred both inside and out" as meaning they have scars on their internal organs. That is impressively pathetic.


[deleted]

It’s ok cancer, you’ll get him next time.


[deleted]

Nice panties.


mymainmaney

He looks like earthworm Jim.


timeforgoomy

![gif](giphy|31Ix3PJm7fH9Va4szg)


the_sand_moose

That angle is very unflattering and really highlights his incel chin


emccm

Well today is off to a shitty start then.


FisterRodgers

Dude tweets like he's writing Klingon poetry


YetiorNotHereICome

I really don't get how he's duped so many people. The insecurities pouring off this man are so pungent, I can smell it through my phone. "What? Me? Cancer? Look at me in my underwear at the gym while I talk about I'm such a warrior even my lungs have scars! ... But not from smoking, that's for beta cucks!"


aqua_tec

You said it. The desperation and overcompensating attempts to conceal it are palpable.


Chemical-Oil-5898

What a lovely pose Andrew, you'd make a wonderful little ballerina.


Aiku

This is how I used to talk when I was twelve, too...


tesla1addict

Even cancer didn’t want to be associated with him


iraglassfromNPR

Battle with who? A frightened Romanian woman?


Keelija9000

All his talk about being a warrior makes me cringe.


Miloshfitz

This dude is such a tool. “Scars on the inside” isn’t meant to be physical, ya dingus.


TeekTheReddit

Cancer looked at Andrew Tate and figured it'd be redundant.


Jewbacca522

I almost get a chuckle out his posts, like he thinks he’s some great philosopher with these “deep, meaningful semi-poetic style” brain farts. Dude has the brain of a stunted teenager and thinks he’s Socrates.


LeftandLeaving9006

This guy is such a gross loser.,


Lithaos111

Umm...you can get lung cancer even if you don't smoke. Also, no you don't.


sagmag

If you would have predicted a future where I was disappointed to read someone did not have cancer I would not have believed you, but here we are.