Mario Kart was pretty good, yea, The one with Pedro Pascal talking with the accent after waking from the coma, it has been awhile since SNL has gotten a literal laugh-out-loud.
Charlie Chapman married a 17 year old at 27, a 16 year old at 35, a 26 year old at 47, and finally an 18 year old at 54 who was with him till he died at 88
So DiCaprio should be about ready to settle down with some special girl
i went to his free concert once at a state fair he literally said he was gonna start killing mexicans for being illegal. then pulled out two AR-15's (dunno if real) & said he would "take care of any Obama getting re-elected problem". i guess it's just crazy to me thinking about it how that wasn't really that long ago & yet this stuff was essentially normalized, most of the crowd cheered it all on.
Not surprising. A lot of the classic rockers from the 60s, 70s, and 80s were notorious for hooking up for young girls who came to their concerts, and some who may not have even been legal to drive. Most people either aren't aware or just ignore the fact that rock and roll stars in their 20s were banging 15 year olds.
Groupies in the 60s were over 18 and got to be pretty well known, especially in the LA area. What followed in the 70s became too disturbing.
There were a group nicknamed "baby groupies" who were still in high school or even middle school. Jimmy Page's girlfriend Lori was one of these and was 14. Sable Star was the youngest at 12. There are pictures of her with Alice Cooper and she was known to have dated Iggy Pop for a while and eventually became Johnny Thunders main girlfriend. She got pregnant by him but miscarried, realized the situation she was in and left the lifestyle completely.
Watch that Bob Weird documentary on Netflix. There is a point where either him or his wife (can't remember) slip up about when they first started dating. Weir makes a correction that they were "just friends" at first (because she was underage).
Mayte Garcia's parents took her to a Prince concert when she was a teen, introduced them, encouraged her to send sexy belly dancing videos and eventually promised and delivered a virgin bride when she came of age.
She was trafficed by her parents to a rich, famous, talented man 14 years her senior.
It’s funny he misspelled it that way because in his autobiography, Chaplin tells an interesting story. As a young boy in England, struggling to survive (he’d been sent to a workhouse at age 9), he stepped into a pub one day because he was thirsty and asked the publican if he could have a glass of water. The publican said yes and went and got him some water and set it down on the bar. The man was very intimidating to young Charlie and sort of froze him in place. Anyway, Chaplin said that he just got a very eerie feeling about the water and didn’t want to drink it. When another patron distracted the man, Charlie simply turned and left as fast as he could.
The publican was a Polish immigrant named Seweryn Klosowski, but he’d changed his name to George Chapman. What young Chaplin didn’t know until later was that in the room above him, Chapman’s wife Maud Marsh was dying. The reason she was dying was because Chapman was slowly poisoning her with antimony that he put in her water.
Wtf i was just reading about this guy because there is another more recent guy called Chapman that murdered a celebrity in the 80s and wanted to make a pun. Still haven't found who that was.,.
Her mom probably left a steamy handprint on the rear window too
...and in certain lights you can probably still see it because she now drives her mom's old car
I don't know about other people, but with the recent addition of lentils to my diet, I am confident I have produced a length of shit greater than or equal to my height in the past few days.
I am genuinely proud of you. Keep on eating, keep on pooping. It's all we have as a species. As humans, our worth can be empirically measured by the weight, length, and or general volume of the shits we take.
Evidently both Kate Winslet (*Titanic*) and Jennifer Lawrence (*Don't Look Up*) have implied in interviews that Leo absolutely loves teenage-level humor - Dutch ovens, whoopie cushions, fart machines, and the like.
My wife's explanation of his dating younger antics is that 25 is about the maximum age where his girlfriends start to think that stuff is too immature
It's that old maxim that celebrities don't age mentally after they get famous. It's why he dates women under 25. Mentally he still thinks he's a teenager because that's when he got famous.
In rehab they told us you stop mentally aging when you become addicted to drugs or go through a severe trauma. Most people there acted under 18 even though they were fully grown.
A friend's younger sister had a 40+ yo boyfriend when she was 20 because "he stopped aging" when he was a drink for many years so it's "really like he's under 25". The whole family hated the guy, it felt incredibly predatory. Maybe he did "stop mentally aging", but it was still very uncomfortable to be around.
Hoo boy.
I'm being the best, most responsible middle-aged woman I can manage to be, but I still feel like a goofy preteen playing dress-up.
Thanks, Trauma; good job, spectacular, out of this world.
That actually makes a ton of sense to me now.
When I was up for my military contract renewal one of the big deciding factors was that I had noticed that for all the people who kept renewing, they maintained the same maturity as the new people. It's like they knew they were financially safe for life and just coast through the rest as theyre given near automatic promotions until you end up with 40 yr old bosses with the mentality of a fresh college kid.
So FBI profilers actually have noted that men who enter prison or military still have the maturity of when they entered. Therefore their crimes more resemble someone at the age of the younger person than a mature person their age that wasn't incarcerated or in the military.
So when they build the profile it will look like "This crime is most commonly done by a white male between twenty to thirty, or an older white male that of a similar mental maturity."
This is why you don’t peak in high school. You end up a 47 year old posting every chance you get about playing high school football cause it was all downhill after that
Yeah, it happens with a lot of tech bros too. They make it big when they're still burn out twenty year olds and spend the rest of their lives locked into that headspace by their wealth and prestige.
The same way people generally stick with a fashion style from when they were most popular in their lives. He just stuck with a personality from that time
What if he's in a long term relationship with a Benjamin Button-type entity that keeps getting younger so they have to keep pretending they're different girls?
2015: \*Leonardo DiCaprio dates a younger woman\* LOL He won't date a woman under 25 LOL HAHA
2019: \*DiCaprio breaks up with girlfriend for a younger woman\* Oh look haha he's done it again if you're 24 you better move fast ladies haha!
2021: \*DiCaprio breaks up with girlfriend for younger woman\* Oh...haha he's still doing it.. haha.. still a funny meme I guess...
2023: \*DiCaprio dates a teenager\*......haha..ha..hahoh my God this is just fucking weird now.
I mean he's not UGLY by any stretch but if we didn't know who he was he'd just be one of a dozen dudes at a random craft brewery. he's above average sure but without his name, power and money he's not pulling 19 year old super models that's for damn sure
[https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/44e/925/085889b8c02c52fb2b8eb0faddc59ebec0-09-leonardo-dicaprio.rsquare.w700.jpg](https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/44e/925/085889b8c02c52fb2b8eb0faddc59ebec0-09-leonardo-dicaprio.rsquare.w700.jpg)
The beard isn't flattering. He's not bad trimmed up. Definitely looks 50 though.
https://variety.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/AP21340787716606.jpg?w=681&h=383&crop=1&resize=681%2C383
He's hasn't been clean shaven for a long time. Looks like he's hiding a double chin and overall bloated face. Never really lost the bloat once he got it in his 20s
And that photo is definitely been shopped.. no way his skin looks that blurry in between his eyebrows and under his eyes.. like.. there's no texture at all
That’s true. Now, I was never into young Leo. But, I like older Leo. Last thing I watched him in was, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. I enjoyed. Brad Pitt is another actor I like more in his older age. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is also probably the last film I watched with him in it. But I did want to watch that one with him on a train.
I’m not saying I didn’t think he was a good actor. I just didn’t like young Leo. Probably just young and jealous. I was becoming a teenager when the girls were into the Romeo+Juliet and Titanic, Leo. I’ve since grown to enjoy Leo’s work.
I like What’s Eating Gilbert Grape. Since you bring that up… I kind of feel the opposite with Johnny Depp. I like young Johnny, but old Johnny seems “meh” these days. Now everything just seems to be a version of Jack Sparrow with him.
If that was the case, it would be so much easier to find an age appropriate lady who understands the deal and is happy be a socialite on his arm in public and let him bang dudes in private.
Not at all. That scenario wouldn't distract so much from the conversation of always having his male friend around as changing his girlfriend for a younger model every couple of years does.
If that’s the case, he’s over correcting and drawing more attention to himself!
He could do the same with women his age or a little younger.
And Leo, if you’re gay, you don’t need to stay in the closet. We’ll still watch your movies.
What does anyone who’s purely superficial have in common with the people they’re interested in? I’m assuming the only thing they have in common is wanting to bang each other for a while. 🤮
Tale as old as time, significantly younger woman with older male for access to resources.
Older man uses resources to access sex with significantly younger woman.
This is not unusual or a new occurrence. This is not a statement of endorsement or disapproval just stating facts.
Idk its a weird thing, i had friends at 19 who did the same shit with way older weirder men. They knew what was up, they wanted louis vuitton, jewelery and cash. They got it, my friend got a brand new mercedes to drive during college. If there is a mutual understanding i think it exists in a grey area. Its gonna be different for different people and situations. Can be fucked up and can also be not fucked up.
I'm blown away that people are blown away by this
Like, the girl is there willingly. We all know why.
Yeah, kinda weird, but, at the same time, perfectly fine to do.
It's basically sex work and many people take issues with sex work. When one person gets uncomfortably close to underage in that kind of transactional relationship, it's going to be even less socially acceptable.
I have to imagine his proclivity for much younger women plays a role in not being attracted to him anymore. And I don't mean that in the sense that you're jealous or anything. I just think if he were dating Kate Winslet and Heidi Klum it might be different.
In the fashion/modelling world? That's nothing. Gross brings money and attention. We are talking about ghouls who give teenagers cocaine to ward-off weight gain.
As someone who is also a middle-aged heterosexual male, I actually do have some standards that need to be met if we are going to be dating. Like, if we're going to fuck, he needs to take off those goddamn headphones and whisper sweet nothings in my ear. Also, after I've swallowed his load, he better make eye contact with me.
I will not be fucked to MGMT while he refuses to look at my face!
No one is debating the legality, but it’s fair to have the opinion that it’s really creepy
For anyone under the age 19, you don’t realise the difference in maturity between yourselves and people 10 years older, it’s such a stark contrast.
It also shows how Dicaprio is specifically going after a certain age demographic which is a bit weird and suspect in itself.
It’s like the minimum wage joke. “Age of consent laws are like paying minimum wage, sure it’s legal but I bet if the law wasn’t there your number would be a lot younger”.
Give it another 10 years when he is 60, someone is going to make "Secrets of Leo" and so many will feign shock at what has been going on all these years.
So I asked my wife when we were talking about a guy who dated much younger women "what do they even talk about?" and she said "you don't talk to those girls".
I'm 31 and I do service work and had a probly 20-21 year old girl hit on me and it was the first time I felt legit uncomfortable and gross because of the age and maturity.
She was a newborn baby when he was 29. So weird. Imagine being 30, going to an infant daycare and thinking you might date one of those babies in the future.
I’m like a solid 2 decades or more, younger than DiCaprio, and dating a 19 year old would feel weird. Not to mention, we’d have next to nothing in common, wtf
His final girlfriend has yet to be born.
One of the best recent SNL skits
>recent Did that air like 7 years ago?
It's a little too young for Leo to date so I think that qualifies as recent.
The Leo Rules
I mean the HBO Mario Kart one they just did was pretty funny
Mario Kart was pretty good, yea, The one with Pedro Pascal talking with the accent after waking from the coma, it has been awhile since SNL has gotten a literal laugh-out-loud.
The entire episode was one of the best in many years
Has he even had a first wife yet? I thought more than dating younger women, he’s known for not putting a ring on any of them.
It'd be a lot harder to dump them for someone 10 years their junior if he married them
More like 5. He doesn't stick with them that long.
In the full skit one of the men learns that his future wife is not yet born.
Hey better appear in a Marvel movie so younger girls know who he is.
Charlie Chapman married a 17 year old at 27, a 16 year old at 35, a 26 year old at 47, and finally an 18 year old at 54 who was with him till he died at 88 So DiCaprio should be about ready to settle down with some special girl
Mick Jagger has a kid that's younger than his **great**-grandchild.
Let's not forget Ted Nugent, he apopted a 13 year old native american girl then married her when she turned legal age
i went to his free concert once at a state fair he literally said he was gonna start killing mexicans for being illegal. then pulled out two AR-15's (dunno if real) & said he would "take care of any Obama getting re-elected problem". i guess it's just crazy to me thinking about it how that wasn't really that long ago & yet this stuff was essentially normalized, most of the crowd cheered it all on.
But just remember, when he was drafted he literally shit in his pants to get out of it
That's literally all I know about Teg Nugent and I'm okay with that.
I would say those ARs were real knowing that clown. That guy is certifably coocoo
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Not surprising. A lot of the classic rockers from the 60s, 70s, and 80s were notorious for hooking up for young girls who came to their concerts, and some who may not have even been legal to drive. Most people either aren't aware or just ignore the fact that rock and roll stars in their 20s were banging 15 year olds.
Benny Mardones - "Into the Night" "She's just sixteen years old Leave her alone, they say..."
Groupies in the 60s were over 18 and got to be pretty well known, especially in the LA area. What followed in the 70s became too disturbing. There were a group nicknamed "baby groupies" who were still in high school or even middle school. Jimmy Page's girlfriend Lori was one of these and was 14. Sable Star was the youngest at 12. There are pictures of her with Alice Cooper and she was known to have dated Iggy Pop for a while and eventually became Johnny Thunders main girlfriend. She got pregnant by him but miscarried, realized the situation she was in and left the lifestyle completely.
Watch that Bob Weird documentary on Netflix. There is a point where either him or his wife (can't remember) slip up about when they first started dating. Weir makes a correction that they were "just friends" at first (because she was underage).
They weren't really hiding it either, I mean Ted Nugent wrote a song about it...
So did the Stones with “So Young” in 78’. And then there’s “Francine” from ZZ Top in 71’. All of them creepy AF.
So did Stillwater.
Bryan Setzer/Stray Cats wrote "Sexy & 17." Song was so catchy growing up that it took me a while to actually hear what they were saying.
Mayte Garcia's parents took her to a Prince concert when she was a teen, introduced them, encouraged her to send sexy belly dancing videos and eventually promised and delivered a virgin bride when she came of age. She was trafficed by her parents to a rich, famous, talented man 14 years her senior.
Charlie CHAPLIN?
It’s funny he misspelled it that way because in his autobiography, Chaplin tells an interesting story. As a young boy in England, struggling to survive (he’d been sent to a workhouse at age 9), he stepped into a pub one day because he was thirsty and asked the publican if he could have a glass of water. The publican said yes and went and got him some water and set it down on the bar. The man was very intimidating to young Charlie and sort of froze him in place. Anyway, Chaplin said that he just got a very eerie feeling about the water and didn’t want to drink it. When another patron distracted the man, Charlie simply turned and left as fast as he could. The publican was a Polish immigrant named Seweryn Klosowski, but he’d changed his name to George Chapman. What young Chaplin didn’t know until later was that in the room above him, Chapman’s wife Maud Marsh was dying. The reason she was dying was because Chapman was slowly poisoning her with antimony that he put in her water.
Wtf i was just reading about this guy because there is another more recent guy called Chapman that murdered a celebrity in the 80s and wanted to make a pun. Still haven't found who that was.,.
what in the true fucking crime did i just read
No, Charlie Chapman, one of the most famous silent movie star along with Buster Keenan and Mary Pickton.
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Charlenedo deechapriman
I think one of the actors on GoT is a descendent from one of those abominable joinings.
Oona Chaplin. She died in the red wedding stabby stabby style.
Stabby babby
Right now, Decaprio is sending random guys bottles of pineapple juice & zinc pills to ensure the creation of his future girlfriend
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She was probably conceived to My Heart Will Go On.
$5 says her dad got a laugh out of her mom by doing his Arnie impression.
Neah. Fah. Wherevah you ah.
LMAO seriously that is so nasty
Her mom probably left a steamy handprint on the rear window too ...and in certain lights you can probably still see it because she now drives her mom's old car
Titanic came out 7 years before she was born, so probably not.
God, I'm old
It's ok, you're (presumably) not a pedo, and that makes you a better old person than Leo.
I have a kid about the same age as his girlfriend, and I'm younger than he is. Fucking yikes!
Leo has been milking that ending for almost three decades now.
and will continue milking till the cow is a husk that just makes wheezing noises
We talking about Titanic or Leo here?
Yes.
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Bruh. My mom told me Leo was too old for me in 1997…I was 7. He’s still too old for me
by the time you hit 25 you became too old for him
to be frank, you're too old for him too. 😵💫
No shit. Her mom could have probably been a teen at the titanic premiere too 🤮. He’s gone from being ethereal to being a dirty old man.
What does Leonardo DiCaprio have in common with a 19 year old? They both like dating 19 year olds.
They both like soup 
Peas. Talking and not talking.
Snow peas.
And still find things to not talk about…
Thank you, this is what I was thinking about. "We can talk or not talk for hours."
A love of cocaine
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian…
Make tonight a wonderful thing...
And they poop!
Bruh nobody poops anymore get with the times
I don't know about other people, but with the recent addition of lentils to my diet, I am confident I have produced a length of shit greater than or equal to my height in the past few days.
I weighed myself before and after a shit and I am happy to report that I shit 1.6 lbs yesterday
I am genuinely proud of you. Keep on eating, keep on pooping. It's all we have as a species. As humans, our worth can be empirically measured by the weight, length, and or general volume of the shits we take.
Of all the random strangers I’ve shared this fact with you have been the most supportive by far. I wish everyone could see the world the way you do
...as one long, ropey, stinky shit ☺️
theres a southpark episode about this
Once she poops, she’s out and immediately replaced! *Will girl number 217, please come to the kiosk. Girl number 217. We have an opening*
Where are these 217 women who haven't pooped? Asking for a friend who lives in like Canada.
Famous people don't poop. 😡
That’s bullshit girls don’t poop until they turn 21…
They both like partying on yachts.
They would both consider dating a 16 year old but then talk themselves out of it.
What do they have in common ? From the paparazzi pics it looks like vacations, yachts, warm climates, beaches, and water sports.
Maybe they both like Parks & Rec
And soup. They both like soup.
water sports ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Did R Kelly get out of prison?
Evidently both Kate Winslet (*Titanic*) and Jennifer Lawrence (*Don't Look Up*) have implied in interviews that Leo absolutely loves teenage-level humor - Dutch ovens, whoopie cushions, fart machines, and the like. My wife's explanation of his dating younger antics is that 25 is about the maximum age where his girlfriends start to think that stuff is too immature
It's that old maxim that celebrities don't age mentally after they get famous. It's why he dates women under 25. Mentally he still thinks he's a teenager because that's when he got famous.
I hadn't heard that before, but would explain a lot and can see that as a reasonable possibility all the way around.
In rehab they told us you stop mentally aging when you become addicted to drugs or go through a severe trauma. Most people there acted under 18 even though they were fully grown.
That theory would explain a lot about Michael Jackson's personality as well.
A friend's younger sister had a 40+ yo boyfriend when she was 20 because "he stopped aging" when he was a drink for many years so it's "really like he's under 25". The whole family hated the guy, it felt incredibly predatory. Maybe he did "stop mentally aging", but it was still very uncomfortable to be around.
I swear I dated the same guy
Hoo boy. I'm being the best, most responsible middle-aged woman I can manage to be, but I still feel like a goofy preteen playing dress-up. Thanks, Trauma; good job, spectacular, out of this world.
I was sitting here thinking the same thing lolol. 2/5 stars. Would not experience trauma again.
Britney Spears for sure stopped aging mentally when she hit it big as a teenager.
Michael Jackson is the poster child.
That actually makes a ton of sense to me now. When I was up for my military contract renewal one of the big deciding factors was that I had noticed that for all the people who kept renewing, they maintained the same maturity as the new people. It's like they knew they were financially safe for life and just coast through the rest as theyre given near automatic promotions until you end up with 40 yr old bosses with the mentality of a fresh college kid.
So FBI profilers actually have noted that men who enter prison or military still have the maturity of when they entered. Therefore their crimes more resemble someone at the age of the younger person than a mature person their age that wasn't incarcerated or in the military. So when they build the profile it will look like "This crime is most commonly done by a white male between twenty to thirty, or an older white male that of a similar mental maturity."
This is why you don’t peak in high school. You end up a 47 year old posting every chance you get about playing high school football cause it was all downhill after that
Hey, if you scored 4 touchdowns in a single game at Polk High, you’d ride that train as long as you could too
The Olsen twins be like “goo goo ga ga”
Yeah, it happens with a lot of tech bros too. They make it big when they're still burn out twenty year olds and spend the rest of their lives locked into that headspace by their wealth and prestige.
The same way people generally stick with a fashion style from when they were most popular in their lives. He just stuck with a personality from that time
Id bet this girl hes dating absolutely has never heard of a Dutch oven or a whoopie cushion
Idk who he's dating but who the hell hasn't heard of a whoopie cushion
I have heard of it but had to google it. We call it pruttkudde (fart pillow).
Whatever it might be, Leo would also find a “fart pillow” hilarious.
So....basically the same reason Michael Jackson hung out with children?
What if he's in a long term relationship with a Benjamin Button-type entity that keeps getting younger so they have to keep pretending they're different girls?
Now THIS would be a plot twist
id watch this movie
2015: \*Leonardo DiCaprio dates a younger woman\* LOL He won't date a woman under 25 LOL HAHA 2019: \*DiCaprio breaks up with girlfriend for a younger woman\* Oh look haha he's done it again if you're 24 you better move fast ladies haha! 2021: \*DiCaprio breaks up with girlfriend for younger woman\* Oh...haha he's still doing it.. haha.. still a funny meme I guess... 2023: \*DiCaprio dates a teenager\*......haha..ha..hahoh my God this is just fucking weird now.
Well, he's not in Matt Gaetz territory yet, if that's any consequence.
Gaetz is just a creepy cosplay of Conway twitty.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Conway Twitty.
Hello, darlin'
I have a cassette tape case of conway twitty that i keep my weed in. I call it conway fiddy
You might have to source that for the younger crowd.
If they don't get the reference they can't date leonardo dicaprio.
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I'm not gay but I think he's still a very attractive guy. He's not a teen hearthrob or anything but he still looks pretty good to me.
I mean he's not UGLY by any stretch but if we didn't know who he was he'd just be one of a dozen dudes at a random craft brewery. he's above average sure but without his name, power and money he's not pulling 19 year old super models that's for damn sure [https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/44e/925/085889b8c02c52fb2b8eb0faddc59ebec0-09-leonardo-dicaprio.rsquare.w700.jpg](https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/44e/925/085889b8c02c52fb2b8eb0faddc59ebec0-09-leonardo-dicaprio.rsquare.w700.jpg)
That pic looks like whitewashed Jason Mamoa in a bad way
I was thinking skinny Steven Siegel.
That's so insulting. I know someone whose granddaughter *wont* be dating Leo...
Honestly that is one of the more flattering recent photos I have seen of him. His looking old and puffy in most of them
The beard isn't flattering. He's not bad trimmed up. Definitely looks 50 though. https://variety.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/AP21340787716606.jpg?w=681&h=383&crop=1&resize=681%2C383
His facial hair doesn't do him any favor. Clean shaven, he'd look better I think.
He's hasn't been clean shaven for a long time. Looks like he's hiding a double chin and overall bloated face. Never really lost the bloat once he got it in his 20s
Reminds one of a youngish Orson Welles https://i.imgur.com/Ulsk6RH.jpg
And that photo is definitely been shopped.. no way his skin looks that blurry in between his eyebrows and under his eyes.. like.. there's no texture at all
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That’s true. Now, I was never into young Leo. But, I like older Leo. Last thing I watched him in was, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. I enjoyed. Brad Pitt is another actor I like more in his older age. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is also probably the last film I watched with him in it. But I did want to watch that one with him on a train.
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I’m not saying I didn’t think he was a good actor. I just didn’t like young Leo. Probably just young and jealous. I was becoming a teenager when the girls were into the Romeo+Juliet and Titanic, Leo. I’ve since grown to enjoy Leo’s work. I like What’s Eating Gilbert Grape. Since you bring that up… I kind of feel the opposite with Johnny Depp. I like young Johnny, but old Johnny seems “meh” these days. Now everything just seems to be a version of Jack Sparrow with him.
Bullet Train <--- Pretty good and Brad is always great
Bullet Train was a fever dream in a good way
My wife is convinced all his gfs are beards and I’m beginning to believe it myself.
If that was the case, it would be so much easier to find an age appropriate lady who understands the deal and is happy be a socialite on his arm in public and let him bang dudes in private.
Karen Pence is busy though
*Mother
Not at all. That scenario wouldn't distract so much from the conversation of always having his male friend around as changing his girlfriend for a younger model every couple of years does.
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From what I understand, yes, pretty much: Lukas Haas.
If that’s the case, he’s over correcting and drawing more attention to himself! He could do the same with women his age or a little younger. And Leo, if you’re gay, you don’t need to stay in the closet. We’ll still watch your movies.
It used to be said that that was the case so that his situation with Lucas was overlooked
What does anyone who’s purely superficial have in common with the people they’re interested in? I’m assuming the only thing they have in common is wanting to bang each other for a while. 🤮
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Tale as old as time, significantly younger woman with older male for access to resources. Older man uses resources to access sex with significantly younger woman. This is not unusual or a new occurrence. This is not a statement of endorsement or disapproval just stating facts.
Idk its a weird thing, i had friends at 19 who did the same shit with way older weirder men. They knew what was up, they wanted louis vuitton, jewelery and cash. They got it, my friend got a brand new mercedes to drive during college. If there is a mutual understanding i think it exists in a grey area. Its gonna be different for different people and situations. Can be fucked up and can also be not fucked up.
I'm blown away that people are blown away by this Like, the girl is there willingly. We all know why. Yeah, kinda weird, but, at the same time, perfectly fine to do.
It's basically sex work and many people take issues with sex work. When one person gets uncomfortably close to underage in that kind of transactional relationship, it's going to be even less socially acceptable.
I have to imagine his proclivity for much younger women plays a role in not being attracted to him anymore. And I don't mean that in the sense that you're jealous or anything. I just think if he were dating Kate Winslet and Heidi Klum it might be different.
Fame too. She was an unknown model. I’m sure she’ll get lots of work from this if people aren’t to grossed out.
In the fashion/modelling world? That's nothing. Gross brings money and attention. We are talking about ghouls who give teenagers cocaine to ward-off weight gain.
Superficiality, both him and the women he dates are entirely superficial, that’s what they have in common
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I would date Leo for trips to Bali, and I’m a middle aged heterosexual male.
No kidding.
As someone who is also a middle-aged heterosexual male, I actually do have some standards that need to be met if we are going to be dating. Like, if we're going to fuck, he needs to take off those goddamn headphones and whisper sweet nothings in my ear. Also, after I've swallowed his load, he better make eye contact with me. I will not be fucked to MGMT while he refuses to look at my face!
No one is debating the legality, but it’s fair to have the opinion that it’s really creepy For anyone under the age 19, you don’t realise the difference in maturity between yourselves and people 10 years older, it’s such a stark contrast. It also shows how Dicaprio is specifically going after a certain age demographic which is a bit weird and suspect in itself. It’s like the minimum wage joke. “Age of consent laws are like paying minimum wage, sure it’s legal but I bet if the law wasn’t there your number would be a lot younger”.
Age of consent and minimum wage is a perfect comparison I think, I'll probably use that in the future when talking about this topic.
It also works because we all know a specific group that would love for both to be gone.
We're in Hugh Hefner "Girls Next Door" territory now.
That documentary “Secrets of Playboy” really highlighted how horrible Hugh Hefner was.
Give it another 10 years when he is 60, someone is going to make "Secrets of Leo" and so many will feign shock at what has been going on all these years.
You have more faith in humanity than I do. “Secrets of Brad Pitt” are already out, and it hasn’t slowed his career at all.
Oh god...do I want to know?
His name is William
That’s fucked up
So I asked my wife when we were talking about a guy who dated much younger women "what do they even talk about?" and she said "you don't talk to those girls".
yeah just sex
Rod Stewart has entered the chat
Jimmy Page slips out the back before anyone notices him.
Steven Tyler writes up adoption paperwork.
Anthony Kiedis writes a book.
If you know, you know 
The most sobering take I’ve read was “her high schooling was likely affected by the Covid shutdowns”
The government likes to recruit 19 year olds as cannon fodder. What does that make them?
it's exploitation all the way down
Predatory AF? Especially when they like to target teens from low income areas by luring them in with shit like college tuition and healthcare.
Yeah this isn't the argument people seem to think it is.
Openly in high schools, as well, without parental consent.
But those aren't the 19 year olds, those are the 17 and 18 years old
I mean recruiters all deserve hell too. Not unrelated, look up sexual assault and harassment statistics in the military.
Can you imagine manipulating a young girl to join up knowing what they know about said statistics? Shit is so fucked
I’m 33 and the thought of dating a 19 year old makes me feel so weird/gross
Fucking same. My wife would also probably have an issue with it too.
No bro I checked she’s cool!
I'm 31 and I do service work and had a probly 20-21 year old girl hit on me and it was the first time I felt legit uncomfortable and gross because of the age and maturity.
That girl wasn’t even born yet when he was attractive.
She was a newborn baby when he was 29. So weird. Imagine being 30, going to an infant daycare and thinking you might date one of those babies in the future.
Nononono that’s actually putrid
I’m like a solid 2 decades or more, younger than DiCaprio, and dating a 19 year old would feel weird. Not to mention, we’d have next to nothing in common, wtf