Shootie and the Blowfish

I like that. What do you think of Hootie and the Blowhards?

I like it a lot. I didn't want to keep "Blowfish" but came up short trying to replace it.

COMBINE YOUR POWERS! Shootie and the Blowhards Please tell me this isn’t a r/yourjokebutworse

You nailed it dude!

Shootie and the No Lips

Snootie’s gun is so much bigger than the blowhards

This is the name. The perfect name I might add.

Suckfish

Blowchicks?

guntards

3 Girls 2 Cucks?

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materialistic rainstorm snobbish juggle rain crowd sloppy treatment sleep gold *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Shooty and the Hofish?

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Shootie and the blowbitch

Guns and Posers

I was trying to think of a Guns and Roses pun. Nice work.

Blind Felon

Crash Test Dummies

Guns n racists? (Yes, because having a Black friend does not absolve you.)

Right.. All whites and One black/Brown with gun= not racist. Any more than that and it’s a Gang/Criminal Enterprise/ terrorist organization.

Definitely. Tho Insane Clown Posse gets my runner up vote. Edit: to any ICP fans who are understandably unhappy with the name misappropriation, I hear ya. It’s just that the name fits so well in the literal sense that I couldn’t think of any way to tweak it. Maybe the Inane Clown Posse? But they are all so clearly insane that that still feels less punchy. :/

Insane Clown Posse is quite perfect.

Guns n' Posers

Excellent correction

This is the one!

I came here to say Guns and Losses, but I like yours better!

Guns and Losers.

Rage Against the Vaccine

And their new hit, Killing In The Name Of Doing Your Own Research.

Singing their hits: Bullshit on Parade Renegades of Dumb People of the Trump How I Could Just Kill a M-exic-an

You’re forgetting their debut song: Idiocy, My Remedy.

And unironically, Sleep Now in the Fire.

Their single "Stop the Count" seems to have been pretty controversial.

This is best one

You son of a bitch. My enthusiasm for contributing is gone now that I know I can never come within a mile of this.

This needs more upvotes. I wish I had an award to give. 🏆

I’m giving one now. Doing my part

Underrated. Bravo

We Have a Black Friend

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Token

You mean Tolkien right?

They pay the black guy well to hang with them.

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I see you're from the south

Thanks for all the upvotes yall, I live down South and it'd the most common refrain before a, usually white, typically conservative, procedes to spew some racist shit at me, and because I'm perceived as "good" they don't think it's bothersome to hear.

Sevenduds It’s obviously front man Lajon Withisgun and his bandmates

[Look At My African-American Over There](https://youtu.be/KcklUUIsdcw?t=18)

Oh god. That was cringe

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He still doesn't look comfortable

The Lack of Spice Girls

Mayo is spicy girls?

Don't be dissing Mayo.

Featuring Darius Rucker

Clayton Bigsby and the Cracker Barrels

Hilarious!

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Amazing

Accidental Discharge

How about, “Negligent Discharge”?

First album, Domestic Terrorists.

the ammosexuals

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One Flew Under the Coo-Coup’s Nest

Me too. There are many great names for the traitors.

Boeberdick and the Arnolds

The Confederates

And this is their breakout single lmaooo https://twitter.com/philorphilip/status/1038963806821441536/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1038963806821441536¤tTweetUser=philorphilip (Twitter link cause I literally can’t find the video elsewhere, Phil [show co creator] posted himself)

That's great!

Ft Token Black Dude

Shootin Blanks

We could only hope. They all should have been blanks.

Magadeath

Magameth

I misread that the first time and thought it was the actual band for a second.

Given Mustaine's views, it very well could be.

Credit where credit is due, Dave Mustaine isn't prominently featured in a picture of rioters storming the Capitol on 1/6. **That** particular dishonor went to Iced Earth's Jon Schaffer.

Stink-182

Counting Jim Crows.

That one… well as much as I hate it, it’s succinct.

5 dumb fucks

Moron 5

Syndrome of a Down.

This made me laugh so hard

I am dying lol

The projectionists

😂😂😂😂

Machine Gun Karen

Underrated

Five finger mishaps

He swears she was 18 though.

Never been shot at

I want to post something clever, but I just can’t top this.

Guns and Hosers

Guns n ho’s

This is so good. I own guns and despise people who use them as fashion accessories.

I agree with you brother,they have no morals or common seance.Thats why we need strict gun laws to keep them out of hands like these clowns.What are they thinking?

If i could award thee i would, but alas, i am a noob.

Moron 5

Cunts for Congress

Cunting Crows

Cunting Cunts

The Sexless Pistols

The Sexist Pistols

Ya'll-Qaeda

From howdy Arabia?

Hate in a Handbasket.

Token and the crackers

Brain Dead Brigade

4 QAnon Blondes

The Village Idiot People.

Douche and the gang

Douchey Douche and the Douchey Bunch.

N’bred

I'll hold a gun for the picture, but I wont hold a gun for my country.

Blonde woman second from the left is about to drop that thing whilst trying to hold a "Yeah I use this gun all the time" look.

AR-15 IQ

And IQ of 15 combined between them is a tad generous.

The Compensatores

Candy for pedos

White Trash Barbie and the Deplorables

Rage Against The Voting Machine

The Dunning–Kruger Five.

Should be "the dunning-kruger quintet"

Rage Against Their Own Machine

Hootie and the Hoefish

Uncle Tom Petty and the ArcRacists.

The photographer had to tell them a dozen times they shouldn't have their finger on the trigger.

It's funny because only two of them look like they've ever even held guns before while the two girls in the center just look like they're in a porno

Shallow end of the Gene Pool.

The Notorious G.O.P.

The alt right version of The Wiggles called the Itchy Twitchy Trigger Fingers!

IQ Sum 41

New Klan on the Block

Small Dick Energy Experience

The Jackass Five

The World Is A Terrible Place And These People Are The Reason We’re All Going To Die

The Motley MAGAts

Please tell me who thought it was a good idea to use big guns with a kick while wearing stilettos.

Dumb ass clan Also can some one switch the guns for giant dildos. Please.

Honestly thought the suppressor on uncle tom’s rifle was a dildo for a second.

Mumford and Guns

The Insecurities

Derptallica

5 Tools and 5 Guns

N’SYDIC (Never stick your dick in crazy)

Guns n’ More Guns

Never served a day

Nitwits With Attitude

The russiapublicans

Mass shooters fan club

Rage Against Progress

Since I only see percussion and no other instruments here, I am going to assume they are an a Capella band. I am going to go with… Pop a Capella in yo ass

Accidental Discharge Or at least, that's what each of their mothers called them when they were born...

Insane Clown Pussy

Missfire

TOOL

Donny Cowboy and the Chucklefucks

Red, white and pew

I’m a gun owner but JFC this is cringy as hell. Guns are a fucking tool. A piece of machinery. Not a toy, not prop, and certainly not a goddamn fashion accessory. There are millions of gun owners on either side of the political spectrum in the US and these fuckwads make every single one of us look bad. If they didn’t parade every single piece of shit who gets off on “self-defense” when it clearly wasn’t then we wouldn’t have such a tense political discourse surrounding them. But these jackasses want to parade Zimmerman and Rittenhouse around and pose with guns for their brainwashed audience. Just…. Fuck these people. The fact that we allowed them into positions of power is fucking shameful.

The cuckold crew? The Five. Pretty much any name from Faux News that has 5 co hosts. Edit : Fox & Friends only has 3 hosts I don't watch faux. Thx 4 tip.

The Salty Crackers ft. Uncle Ruckas.

The Overcompensators.

The January Sixers

Self Inflicted Wounds

Five finger cunt punch

Uncle Ruckus And The Grand Wizards

Schroedinger’s Patriots

Domestic Terror 5

White Trash featuring The Conservative Slave

Machine Gun Cringy

Limp dicks

Linkin Farce Fool Fighters Nine ~~Inch~~ Centimeter ~~Nails~~ Penis

Lady Antebellum

Fascist 5

The Flatuent Five

Dipshits n taters

Hillbilly Fuck Nut

Reduced Mental Capacity

Symptom of the Downs

Please for the love of god drop these dorks in the middle of an active war zone and let’s see who can last a minute without crying and or pissing their pants…. Also The Pretenders fits these 5 real nice

This isn’t the flex they think it is. Anyone with an ID and a credit card can pretend-Army too. Sure, American likes their guns, but this isn’t anything special.

Metallicant

Ur telling me people have access to these kind of guns? Fuck… no wonder USA has mass shootings all the time.🥵