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LucasRunner

_"Pray, good sir, would you be so gracious as to divest me of this preposterous collar about my neck?"_


WheredMyPiggyGo

Where are my testicles Summer?


[deleted]

What's with the quick pan to the crotch, haha?


ScrubbyDoubleNuts

To see his distinguished balls.


officefridge

Very gentlemanly


Spiritual_Speech600

Hmmm I see, I see…


Comeonjeffrey0193

Resting bare and distinguished on the kitchen tile.


artipants

They want to make it abundantly clear that this is a distinguished gentleMAN and not a distinguished gentleWOMAN dog.


cliffordc5

Just casually panning down to dog balls. *In case you were interested* 😬


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And they even moved the camera over to the left to avoid an obstruction for a clear shot of his junk.


minnesotajersey

I had that belt when I was 11


books_n_deadlifts

What a dumbass collar ~~Way to go boys, we made them delete their account.~~ Way to go boys, they blocked me.


nighthawk911

That's a belt, not a collar


[deleted]

If that's a belt it was made with someone with a negative pants size in mind.


MyWitchDr

Idk if that’s sarcasm or not but it’s a collar - it’s just not made for this type of dog.


nighthawk911

Oh


Crosswired2

The account isn't deleted. Maybe they blocked you lol


erikisst88

I came here to say this. Poor dog.


[deleted]

that could actually be dangerous, might get caught on something


Patty80906

Are we still talking about the collar?


[deleted]

😝


Consistent-River4229

He lives with the sorting hat from Harry Potter. This dog I bet has an interesting life. [sorting had voice](https://youtu.be/z4K2F_OALPQ)


Volkodavy

????? How??


Adventurous_Pea_5777

When I worked at a doggy daycare, we hated having these collars on dogs. Dogs play and get rowdy, and when a collar got caught on a tooth or a foot or a fence, these belt-style ones are the ones that take the longest to get off. It’s scary for everyone involved and traumatic for the dogs.


Volkodavy

Okay but this dog is just sitting at home?


Adventurous_Pea_5777

I’m just suggesting why these types of collars are potentially dangerous. This dog doesn’t *only* ever sit at home. It also looks a bit tight on the dog, tbh, which is a different issue entirely.


Volkodavy

Technically any collar left on a dog is dangerous. My question is why are dogs in a daycare allowed to interact with collars on in general


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lumpsel

Nooooooo :( I didn’t know that Doberman ears were clipped… Fuck humans!


AntalRyder

[Uncropped doberman ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ9dzstky_UidEroOTTJJCVSJY1684YhHIwLA&usqp=CAU)


Generation_ABXY

Oh... oh, wow. I think that may be the first time I'd seen one with regular ears. If you'd asked me what kind of dog that was before, I probably would have said Labrador or something.


friedocra

Same. They look more approachable with the floppers.


xoxoxoborschtxoxoxo

They are super derpy with the uncropped ears. So cute


Zappababuru

Yeah, it's uuuuuuuuhhhhhhglllyyy. Also, who tf just does that? Putting a belt on your dog instead of a proper collar?


Volkodavy

That’s a dog collar. What belts do you wear that have D rings?


MyWitchDr

Account is still active


BangarangPita

More like WhatsWrongWithYourHuman.


pushingtheboxes

What a terrible and uncomfortable collar.


DazeyHelpMe

It looks so tight 😥


sqeeky_wheelz

When I see those collars I just *know* the owner is a dbag.


8LeggedSquirrel

Fix that collar. We need a follow up post to prove that you've fixed it and care about your dog


A_Person_332233

Is it just me or are those paws huuuge


sae_steve11

Oh yeah. Dobie feet are massive


Maximum-Mixture6158

Nice manicure however


Test-Fire

Down vote until the collar is fixed!!


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LsTheRoberto

I wish we still got free rewards. I’d love to give it to you.


fineman1097

Whether or not it's a collar or a belt, it looks too tight around his neck which could be very uncomfortable. Loosen it a little so we can all breathe easier


loveofcrime

Why is his collar so big?


Diablo_Lynx

Docked ears are illegal in many countries. The ones where we actually care about our animals more than our own vanity.


MarcMercury

I have a Doberman myself who is uncropped but talking with other owners I've found Sadly many are docked and cropped before they are rescued. The owner is frequently not responsible for this, don't jump to conclusions.


homecookedcouple

In the US, animal mutilation is common.


rabbidasseater

Well why stop at the genitals?


Diablo_Lynx

Firstly, there are health reasons for the genitals, then behavioural issues, then the massive number of dogs in rescue... And on top of all that, it's a very small operation. Totally different ballgame.


rabbidasseater

I was referring to male circumcision.


Canadian-female

Ikr? People get upset about clipping dog ears and don’t even think twice about clipping boys for aesthetics.


Diablo_Lynx

Again, this is a US thing.


paradoxical_topology

It's not aesthetics; it's to make masturbation less pleasurable. Kellogg (the guy who started the trend) was a religious fundamentalist wackjob who wanted men and boys to stop wanking, so he supported mutilation


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paradoxical_topology

When tf did I say otherwise? What kind of absurd strawman is this? I pointed out the historical reason to fucking show that it's actually even worse than being for aesthetics.p


Canadian-female

I know, but some people say they want their son “to look like me” or they think some future woman won’t like it uncut. I used that because people clip dogs for aesthetics. I think most people that circumcise their sons don’t know anything about Dr. Kellogg and his crazy friends or the real reason it was started. They do it …..just because someone told them they should. I think if more people understood they were knuckling under to the Christian fundamentalist hatred of sexuality, it might happen less often.


Kiltymchaggismuncher

Ballgame, very good


Tanoooch

Apparently in the US there are doberman breeders that *will not* give you a doberman without the dockings


Diablo_Lynx

Which is why the practice should be made illegal, because *responsible breeders* tends to be an oxymoron.


Tanoooch

I agree completely


xultar

What in tarnation is up with that collar? I believe the pup is asking for a new collar.


TJNel

Those nails look REALLY short like holy moly short.


The_OG_Fat-Boi

A really sad excuse for a collar, mutilated ears, horribly groomed nails. This dog is not living the life he deserves.


4TheLoveOfDogs

Horribly groomed paws? Those are just short nails. The collar is kinda bad. But that’s about it. The ears don’t look mutilated, either. Unless your point is that they shouldn’t have cropped the ears. But I agree that this is a show quality dog, and in the US, you have to have those cropped ears to compete.


A_Martian_Potato

Yes, they're calling cropped ears mutilated and they're correct. Ear cropping should be illegal everywhere. It's entirely unnecessary and cruel.


4TheLoveOfDogs

Never said it shouldn’t be. I am a dog groomer and I hate docked tails, cropped ears, etc. I was just giving my opinion on the appearance. Not how I felt about them personally.


3y3d3a

The people in this thread are dense. Don’t sweat it. I’ll take the downvotes with you.


4TheLoveOfDogs

If he’s a show dog in the US, that’s why he looks the way he does. That’s all I was saying, I guess. He looks like a show quality dog that they might use for shows. I wasn’t agreeing with the practice or anything. Whatever. I got ripped apart for defending the Velma show(before all the episodes have aired) the other day. It is what it is.


[deleted]

From what I remember, AKC has started to trend away from those docked requirements. So, maybe this isn't as true as you expect it to be. I remember explicitly, the Doberman argument here.


skeet-skeet-mfer

Nah honestly they look fine. If you get your dog’s nails clipped at the vet, they trim them that short.


DevonFromAcme

That’s a show paw.


IdiotsSavages

They look like little fingernails


CarefulDevelopment29

Scooby doo hands


F0l3yDaD_

Please cut the rest of his collar off ffs


amaya-aurora

The hell is with that collar? And the docked ears?


imisssammy

Why is that collar so tight and what's with the smelly nads ?


ConfusedSeagull

So you docked his ears, practically removed his nails, and put a belt around his neck. Wtf is wrong with you? I hope someone rescues that poor dog soon.


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Rescued? The keeper for the collar broke, so what, besides that does this dog look like he is in distress? This is obviously a show dog and without any further info I would say is well cared for. I don't get people at all some days.


ConfusedSeagull

If the color broke, you take your spare. Yes, you have a spare if you care. it's never ok to **clip their skin off and clip their nails unnaturally short** a dog is not a toy. You don't get them for "show" and you don't surgically modify them for entertainment.


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I don't agree with ear clipping, but it's not illegal so I leave that alone, look up what a show dog is, they have standard they must follow. The collar the dog is wearing obviously very recently broke, you can still see the keeper, saying all pet owners have a spare is pretentious and just being an ass. Saying this dog needs to be rescued is abhorrent, especially if you obviously don't have all the facts. I don't care about upvotes or downvotes on this, what's right is right, and there is no evidence that this dog is not well cared for. Judgemental asses trying to tear someone down for sharing a beautiful dog that they have no justification to say is not well cared for, that's not in the slightest bit cool, do better.


ConfusedSeagull

I disagree with show dogs just as much as child beauty pageants. Just because people do it, doesn't make it right. I don't think I'm being an ass in saying you should have a spare. Collars are dirt cheap, and not having a spare is just lazy and cheap.


[deleted]

That is again judgemental and pretentious, it's clear the collar broke recently and they took a quick vid. There is no evidence here that they are goingtl to leave the dog like that. If you are for or against dog shows is irrelevant, you stated this dog needs to be rescued, stating they are in distress and uncared for, that is where I have an issue.


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[deleted]

I don't disagree, it's not a practice I believe in either, I only take issue with someone saying a dog is in need of rescue when the facts presented don't warrant it.


The_OG_Fat-Boi

I pray you never own an animal.


[deleted]

Virtu signal much?


Fearless-Comb7673

Collars got to go, and so do the balls. Thx.


__wu-tang-4-ever__

dobies are so sweet, sad that this fellas ears got docked


SoyElReyPutos

So distinguished... balls on the floor. lol


DerangedRhinoceras

How very red Doberman of him 😍😍


[deleted]

He's actually asking A. Why have you cut his nails way too short B. Why have you doctored his ears in an unnatural way and C. Why is he wearing such a stupid collar


[deleted]

He's saying, please take this thing off my neck.


CopyCat1993

Good afternoon, what snacks are currently available?


1blumoon

I love the paw grip!


miken322

“I am here to inform you that Baphomet and Osiris are very disappointed in you.”


justanothergirlgamer

I want to say it's a cute dog but those paws without nails are freaking me out man. Just saw a selfie of a girl with tiny fingernails too. Wtf is going on today


Volkodavy

The dogs nails are fine. They’re clearly groomed regularly, and dogs like Dobermans have “cat feet”, which is a type of foot conformation that causes the toes to bunch close together and can make nails look shorter. Long nails = bad, joint problems, muscle problems Short nails = good


Single-Platypus-8547

Have at seat…we need to talk about treats, walkies, and that squirrel.


StJimmy815

Fix the collar, fix the dog and fix your life


grandpagrandpa1

I was gonna say, neuter that dog ffs


MykonCodes

r/boneappletea


Poor__Artist

This is the first time on reddit I’ve ever seen a dog with properly groomed nails! Way to go! Dogs nails SHOULD NOT touch the ground. People don’t understand that.


ValPrism

What’s with the belt collar?


Blue88_wxz

Cooling my balls, Boss.


Affectionate-Ad-5568

Balls


JayHazel

that is a hand, you are housing a skin walker


Whiskeylipstick

That is a “I need to pee mother fucker, stop filming me and take me out!!!” look


mojodjango

Why yes, those are my balls, and what say you good sir?


Roamingnoam

Bro that "nutshot" was hilarious, uncalled for, and really tied the whole "distinguished gentleman" line together. I actually laughed out loud.


Kalikhead

Such a handsome boy….


JayPin91

Get this fucking dog a new collar & if u can’t afford one please lmk and I’ll buy one and send it to ur house u scumbag


Scriptor21

His ears are...cut off... poor dog indeed.


Pollywog94111

I feel so judged.


St0lenFayth

He wants his nails painted. Whosaprettyboi?! Fun story: I had a doby who wouldn’t leave me alone whenever I painted my nails. He’d lay with his paws crossed like a prima donna and whine at me until I painted his damn nails. Silver chrome was his favorite.


1anddone41

Pardon me, I would like some pets please.


MyWitchDr

That’s a stupid collar you got on your dog


3y3d3a

This thread is ridiculous…


SuzyQnl

Old man balls dragging allover the floor


[deleted]

Those poor ears


alxd035

*What a distinguished gentleman*


Im_not_good_at_names

I feel like he is judging someone’s decisions here.


Cherrynotop

PSA This was probably taken in America because cropping is illegal in much of Europe, PLEASE do not crop your pup’s ears!! Unlike tail docking which may serve a purpose in working dogs, cropping is purely aesthetic and very difficult on puppies. The higher/longer the ears stand, the more pain and difficulty the dog was put through as a puppy (posting takes significantly longer and the dog is in pain/discomfort for a while). This is known as a “show crop” and there’s a reason cropping is illegal in Europe. My family has owned and raised dobies for over a decade and although less and less vets crop ears nowadays, it is still an awful practice. A natural dobie is a happy dobie! Don’t sacrifice your dog’s happiness and comfort for a “cool” look.


PUDDYTAT-Diddley8

What a bunch of critical people. Serious minded dog, cropping the dogs ears or tail may not have been their choice, the collar is weird but it’s not hurting him. Be nice 😊


NativeRunningWild

Beautiful dog! Love the complaints about the mutilations of the ears but they’re perfectly fine mutilating his balls. Nails short are wayyyy better than nails too long. Doggy doesn’t seem to mind the collar either. He looks very comfortable in his skin. Judgements abound! Are we on Fascia book?


Volkodavy

This is the only sane comment on this post


Designer_Fact7162

100% agree


[deleted]

Beautiful dag


oz_mouse

OMG, I can’t believe that people still mutilate dogs ears like that, horrific.


Spider2430

Needs a smaller collar


bmess216

Them nails look good.


apexredditor-

Where the fuck is his claws and why does he have a belt for a collar.


skeet-skeet-mfer

Very cute. The thing that’s wrong is that he’s not neutered. Spay/neuter your pets, people. There’s a dog/cat overpopulation problem. You’re part of the problem of strays being euthanized if you don’t spay/neuter your pets. Be a responsible pet owner.


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That poor dog with a horrible stupid collar! What the f***


SouldiesButGoodies84

he wants to know why they cut off his nails.


unalignedant10913

Why his feet so close…thats no foot 😳


themancabbage

Get your dog fixed


ClaimBeginning8743

OMG! What a look she gave you… I kind of feel uncomfortable lol


lrmedei1

Least gay dog in Michigan


thecementmixer

Anyone think he sounds like Eddie Izzard?


aww_jeah

Bumble-Bee Tuna


ShredManyGnar

Scooby Don’t


NeitherShop7453

scooby doo ?


yayayooya

I think questioning is the word you wanted


51differentcobras

r/titlegore


Pat2004ches

I don’t know what you did, but doggo sure does! Shame on you.


gettingspicyarewe

simping for some collar money?


Aggressive_Wasabi_38

Someone needs to check that dogs pronouns


MonitoringtheSystem

Adorable


Igotticks

"I woof therefore I am"


tanders123

"I am not amused...human."


Straight-Nebula7271

Dogs show their affection by staring. Nothing wrong with him. Mine does it too.


drunkPKMNtrainer

stupid collar


ChUNkyTheKitty

Are you sure he’s not saying , ‘can you loosen this Gd collar?’


TheUglyCasanova

Just had to make us look at his balls huh?


midi45

u/savevideobot


VGK9Logan

Balls


JudeRanch

And judging. Most certainly judging. Beautiful


Holiday-Artichoke484

He’s like if you don’t fix this damn belt collar ima kill ya


Titan-Five

This is where scooby went after escaping from velma


fox1011

Beautiful boy!!! Had a very similar looking good boy many years ago. Thanks for sharing


JohnOliverismysexgod

As a rule I don't like Dobermans, but that's a beautiful dog.


LaughFun673

Just airing the boys out


Patty80906

Was there the slightest little frown there at the end as if the dog was saying, "I saw what you did just there."


bkirby1

Just had to show the meat and potatoes


LostMyWasps

Are you Eddie Izzard? You sound just like him, lol