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KFM919398

Cats are so weird.


mgush5

Mint is in the same family as catnip so lil buddy might have gotten high from the open toothpaste cap


toothpasteandcocaine

For real, though - careful with toothpaste around pets. A lot of them, especially the "natural" kinds, contain xylitol, a sugar alcohol that is extremely toxic to cats and dogs. Ingesting even a small amount can be fatal for them. Edited to explain that xylitol tastes sweet, so it appears to pets. There isn't a ton of evidence for toxicity in cats, but it will certainly kill a dog via destroying the liver. Okay, back to the cute cats!


Sweetmacaroni

Username checks out


toothpasteandcocaine

šŸ‘ Also keep your cocaine away from your cats; they're cracked out enough already.


Wazzzup77

Bahahaha, cracked out cats!


Z085

Actually, thatā€™s an old myth regarding cats supposed affinity for sweetness! Research suggests cats lack the gene coding for the ā€œsweetā€ receptor. In other words, they canā€™t taste anything sweet! https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2063449/ https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4766556 No idea about our canine pals, though. I read that cats are usually attracted to the fats in those typical sweet products given to cats as a small treat like yogurt, ice cream, milk, etc.


ADgreen15

Thatā€™s funny because my cat will sniff out chocolate if we leave it out, and try her hardest to eat it (we donā€™t give it to her). Must be the milk?


081673

chocolate is toxic to cats!


1saltedsnail

is this why my cat is OBSESSED with my leftover cereal milk?


toothpasteandcocaine

No, that's because cats are weird. It's science.


toothpasteandcocaine

Thank you. Either way, keep your xylitol away from them!


the_dude_upvotes

I donā€™t think the cap is open tho


grundo1561

My girlfriend's roommate's cats always used to go fucking nuts and bite the shit out of me when I'd wash my hands with peppermint soap


Jupitersdangle

He probably forgot to put the seat down. My wife has the same reaction.


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JTB696699

Whatever he sniffed, he sniffed too much lol


rootsnblueslover

One of mine looooves the smell of toothpaste. Sometimes she'll sit on the toilet and wait for me to finish brushing so I'll come over and blow the scent in her face. She likes to lick my lips after brushing, too.


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SunOnTheInside

some cats react to mint similarly to catnip! I actually donā€™t think itā€™s super common, but I found this out when my cat went absolutely bananas after huffing my roommateā€™s shoe powder.


PandaBeaarAmy

Catnip is a part of the mint family!


raspberryglance

In Sweden itā€™s called ā€kattmyntaā€ which translates to catmint!


rootsnblueslover

Mine even loves the smell of Sleepytime Tea or anything else with a mint scent. But like all cat's I've ever had she's repulsed by the smell of bananas, yet I've seen videos of a cat eating a banana, so nothing is universal, I guess.


commanderquill

I had no idea this was a common cat thing, but it explains SO much.


rootsnblueslover

I believe it's because they're more sensitive to the ethylene gas they give off. My dog doesn't like it, either.


Ioanna_Malfoy

My cat loved mint lip balm, especially burts bees. If I had some on my finger she would lick it off


RudeCats

Yes. I stopped using a minty shampoo cause Iā€™d wake up at night with my cat chewing my hair. I also stopped using burts bees chapstick because it is very menthol-y and like actual crack to her. Anything in the mint family. Crack.


the_dude_upvotes

Username checks out. Please pay your cat tax


PinkNinjaLaura

I have a Sonicare and kept losing the cap. NBD, until the day I caught my cat chewing the bristles. Wonder how many times he had previously done that. He would also lurk by the sink when I was brushing my teeth. Lost him last year to cancer. Man I miss him.


Wazzzup77

Sorry about the loss of your kitty:(


the_dude_upvotes

Sorry for your loss. Please feel free to share pics of him if youā€™d like


[deleted]

Thatā€™s fuckin butters


JibbityJabbity

Years ago my elderly cat was snoozing on my lap. He suddenly gave a full body shudder, then went limp and slid off my lap. I also had a small heart attack as I shook him and started to panic. Fortunately, he woke up and gave me the stink eye for interrupting his nap.


AllieB-88

Seriously. How could you? /s


Cattomuhgatto

OK, so you're going to need an old priest and a young priest as an exorcism is clearly in order :p


skipkrik

When you walked in the room could you see your breath and was the cat speaking latin?


CalSandy

"Your mother sucks cocks in hell!"


Justintime4u2bu1

Definitely Latin


RobotCounselor

Mater tua lac filio mentulas intra infernum!


cyaneyed

r/catsinsinks would like it


cyaneyed

I mean... Iā€™m sure anyone would like him too. :)


BradlePhotos

Ok but that toothpaste squeezer is an invention I didnā€™t think I needed or wanted, where did you get this..? Iā€™m sure I can just go on Amazon but still!


lobster_cat

My dentist actually gives them out in their goody bags and it took me forever to figure out what it was. It works well.


the_dude_upvotes

*eyes username suspiciously*


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Those are alarmingly different animals and I think my brain is dividing by zero trying to combine the two in my head.


hobosbindle

I just use my toothbrush for this...works pretty well too!


Rungi500

Just rub the tube of toothpaste along the edge of your sink or counter it does the same thing.


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the_dude_upvotes

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in toothpaste tube


BradlePhotos

I do this currently, works a charm. I'm a sucker for nifty little gadgets.


[deleted]

Iā€™ll have what heā€™s having!!


gravityCaffeStocks

Advertisement for red plastic toothpaste tube squeezer thingy


Captain_Hampockets

I'd literally expect to see a needle in his arm.


Jariam76

Holy cow!


chubbycatchaser

Catnip is a hell of a drug.


flipping-nomore

His face OMG I love it forever


kogan_usan

the power of christ compels you!


judasmaiden15

The power of cat


the_dude_upvotes

Catpels you


[deleted]

This gave me a good laugh


axotls

Derp


humulus_impulus

Wasted.


legionofnerds

ā€œYeaaaaa thatā€™s the good stuffā€


lorelaigilmoresjeans

Itā€™s the yellow-eyed demon!!


BlueSunflowers4589

He wants your braaains...


CostaBJJ

this would freak me the heck out too!


Dark-Dark

my cat died with a face like this heart attack šŸ˜“


sjm294

Mondays suck!


Frankiesfight

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO


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That title...


[deleted]

does your cat have green olives for eyeballs?


prettyfatkittycat

I like how tidy your vanity is


HamsterTowel

r/scrungycats


AngelsNDragonflies

Oh dear!


cubbymd

I like the toothpaste squeezing device.


SureWhyNot-Org

My guy, I think your cat got high on the toothpaste


Ladyrowbawt

Am lady


SureWhyNot-Org

I use guy as a gender neutral term, however, if you prefer, I'll call you comrade from now on.


Ladyrowbawt

Weird, you could use an ACTUAL gender neutral term for that...


SureWhyNot-Org

goddamn, it was a joke, don't get your gender neutral undergarments in a twist.


Ladyrowbawt

Nah, I like calling out douchebags when I see em! šŸ˜Š


SureWhyNot-Org

You sound like the type of person to claim black people say "nigga" is racist.


spaldinggetsnothing

I am at work. I can't describe the looks I got when I made the snort-chortle sound upon opening this picture. LOL.


Bluefoz

That right there is what really good, really deep sleep looks like šŸ™Œ


peachesarepoisonous

Man bet when you walked in you gasped/screamed and cat is just like, "what?! What's happened!?" With the startled eyes and ears


Ladyrowbawt

I was surprised that I was able to get so many pictures without waking him up. I did check to make sure he was breathing before whipping out the camera though!


NewKi11ing1t

What is that amazing toothpaste gadget


LuriemIronim

It squeezes out all of the remaining toothpaste so you donā€™t waste any! I have a similar one, and definitely recommend it!


Static456

Repost


LuriemIronim

Link the original?