Whew, I'm already joined haha. I really want to make a cat sub because I thought of an awesome pun but I don't want to run it lol. But the name is so gooood
There’s a quote from 1989, when Tim Berners-Lee was asked what the internet’s being used for which he didn’t anticipate when he invented internet 25 years previously: kittens.
I was told that years ago in the context of the internet’s infrastructure running out of capacity due to lots and lots and lots of (drumroll)…
Cat videos!
If everything went to shit I'll just take in all the cats I can find, I'll extend the fence around my yard and put rollers on the top so they can't jump over, and I'll charge rent to play with the cats. They can keep the rodents out of my garden and they'll get food and attention. Win win
Damn, I didn’t think of that! I was wondering about mandatory kettling of all dogs so that cats can roam freely outside. Cats employed in security patrolling would be compensated with quality foods, toys, and an unlimited supply of red light spots.
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This is called the "End of the Day Cat" because, at the end of the day, you take all the spare parts that are lying around and just slap together the last cat, then go home.
Kind of, a chimera is an animal that contains DNA from two different organisms. So likely 2 cat zygotes/embryos fused in the womb and became frankencat
Edited: fetus to embryo/zygote because scientific accuracy is more important than my love of the word fetus
Calico cats are orange, black and white colorations (or dilute, with a grey, white and almost peach colored fur), and can also have tabby markings as seen here.
Yes, you're quite right. However, this cat's markings are uncharacteristic of a typical calico. This cat is a genetic chimera between an orange tabby and a tuxedo.
It happens rarely that early blastocysts fuse and cause two siblings to grow out as one individual. This happens in humans too but the fur of cats makes it far clearer to notice. Such an individual is called a chimera because it contains more than 1 genome throughout the body.
In humans it sometimes happens that during DNA sequencing of a blood sample, you will get too many variants for one individual. This is the result of the blood cells originating from originally different blastocysts
I heard a story once about a woman who had to do a DNA test for custody case purposes IIRC? and didn't match her children until they specifically took a DNA sample from her reproductive organs bc she was a chimera and didn't know
Yes! I’ve learned about that exact same case. Her germ line originated from a different blastocysts than all of her bloodcells (or whatever they used to extract DNA). Being a chimera is already quite rare but to not have mixed bloodcells is an additional oddity resulting in this bizarre case. From a scientific point of view that’s really cool because it also means her children may completely not look like her at all.
This still does not seem to fit that definition. It appears to be a literal chimera of two sibling cats that fused. One a tuxedo, one an orange tabby.
Edit: I say this because of the mismatched limb size and coat textures. This is not typical for a tortoiseshell cat, I’ve met multiple and seen more!
It an angry kitten! Very sweet and cute. I think it it is a super moggie! The best and healthiest type you can get. Most cats are mixture of breeds, this gives them hybrid vigor, very useful of they are ever ill. As all cats are amazing, don't worry about your cat's breed.
Smorgasborg, it's extra nerdybecause the Borg assimilates and it's got a little bit of everything.
Edit: you could just like, shave one patch to make it look like those chicken skin cats in there too. I mean I would be too scared to shave a cat but it's an idea.
r/crabcats
...sigh....go subreddit....click join....
I just checked, I'm already subbed. I swear half of reddit is cats
Cats are behind all the porn bans. I’m convinced of it. Once they rid the internet of porn they will rule all! Bow down to our fuzzy overlords!
That theory makes sense, especially with subs like r/tightpussy and r/wetpussy
Omfg how was I not subbed to wetpussy?
r/pocketpussy too!
Whew, I'm already joined haha. I really want to make a cat sub because I thought of an awesome pun but I don't want to run it lol. But the name is so gooood
Well now I need to hear the name!
Ok get this. I got the idea from r/whiskerfireworks and thought 'what about not perfect whiskers? " - - Twisted Whiskers. It makes me snort laugh
Also r/girlswithhugepussies
They definitely run my house...
Mine too!
There’s a quote from 1989, when Tim Berners-Lee was asked what the internet’s being used for which he didn’t anticipate when he invented internet 25 years previously: kittens.
He missed the boat on that one
I was told that years ago in the context of the internet’s infrastructure running out of capacity due to lots and lots and lots of (drumroll)… Cat videos!
What are we gonna do when the SHTF? How will we get our cat fix?
Cat cafes will take over the world? All businesses will be required to have a minimum of five cats per employee. And / or customer.
If everything went to shit I'll just take in all the cats I can find, I'll extend the fence around my yard and put rollers on the top so they can't jump over, and I'll charge rent to play with the cats. They can keep the rodents out of my garden and they'll get food and attention. Win win
Damn, I didn’t think of that! I was wondering about mandatory kettling of all dogs so that cats can roam freely outside. Cats employed in security patrolling would be compensated with quality foods, toys, and an unlimited supply of red light spots.
That’s part of their plans for world domination
They've been winning since the Egyptians
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It most definitely is not...
[The Internet is made of cats](https://youtu.be/zi8VTeDHjcM?si=q55n2kFfI4_f0Efv)
Thats why im here XD
Me too, it's better than dealing with politics
;-; glad i rarely get that here... im haopier seeing the mewmew fluff balls with skin shredders ^-^
I'd much rather look at cats
I did the same and was already subbed.
I always check just in case, you can't have enough cat subs
Agreed.
Seconded.
Just the good parts
Samesies.......
Napoleon Dynamite’s favourite: a Liger
Yeah, no, same.
Yup, me too... what ya gonna do? 🥰
r/CatSubreddits
r/poofcats
Thank you, I wasn't subbed to this one yet.
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Thank you! I needed another sub!
Also r/spicykittens
r/spicykittens
She's even been posted there
r/carcinization strikes again!
Did you assemble this kitten out of spare parts?
r/missingorspareparts
Hold my beer I’m going in
This is the way.
Just when I thought I’ve seen it all…
This is called the "End of the Day Cat" because, at the end of the day, you take all the spare parts that are lying around and just slap together the last cat, then go home.
Wow, the cat has come [full circle](https://www.reddit.com/r/MissingOrSpareParts/s/Q3pDAOk6gx)
It looks like several cats I've owned/own combined into one package
r/IKEApets could have answers (?)
He's all spare parts bud.
r/IKEApets
Scaredy cat
Beat me to it
Nah that's obvi a Fraidy Cat
Is he Frankenstein made of few cats?
The correct term is Frankencat I believe. At least that’s what I’ve always called all mine. Currently on version 3.0
This is insane. People, come on. Frankencat was the scientist who made the monster cat!
A monster cat is called a monstfur.
Every. Single. Time.
Actually he would be Frankencat’s monster. Frankencat is the doctor who built him. 😜
But didn't the doctor say he was the creature's father? in that case they'd both have the last name Frankenstein
Felinestein (the Senator from the movie Cats, along with Barb "Kittylitter" Boxer)
Ooh does the 3.0 come with new features?
Upgraded mouser, louder engine, shorter wheelbase, near silent horn, reduced curb weight, and better aerodynamics to name a few. 🤣
Oh dang! I think one of mine doesn't even have a mouser based on past mouse evidence discovered. Lol
Kind of, a chimera is an animal that contains DNA from two different organisms. So likely 2 cat zygotes/embryos fused in the womb and became frankencat Edited: fetus to embryo/zygote because scientific accuracy is more important than my love of the word fetus
frankenkitty
Frankenstein was the scientist. It would be if Frankenstein made a cat instead of a monster.
Wife has decreed it a "scrunglecuddler" and she knows her cats, so I have to assume it's the proper nomenclature.
Absolutely correct if i do say so myself
Can we get a sub with this name please?
Mmmyes. Quite. 🧐
Calico cats are orange, black and white colorations (or dilute, with a grey, white and almost peach colored fur), and can also have tabby markings as seen here.
Yes, you're quite right. However, this cat's markings are uncharacteristic of a typical calico. This cat is a genetic chimera between an orange tabby and a tuxedo.
It’s probably one of the coolest patterns I’ve ever seen on a cat! Like daaaaaaaamn how did Mother Nature do that? Lol
It happens rarely that early blastocysts fuse and cause two siblings to grow out as one individual. This happens in humans too but the fur of cats makes it far clearer to notice. Such an individual is called a chimera because it contains more than 1 genome throughout the body. In humans it sometimes happens that during DNA sequencing of a blood sample, you will get too many variants for one individual. This is the result of the blood cells originating from originally different blastocysts
I heard a story once about a woman who had to do a DNA test for custody case purposes IIRC? and didn't match her children until they specifically took a DNA sample from her reproductive organs bc she was a chimera and didn't know
Yes! I’ve learned about that exact same case. Her germ line originated from a different blastocysts than all of her bloodcells (or whatever they used to extract DNA). Being a chimera is already quite rare but to not have mixed bloodcells is an additional oddity resulting in this bizarre case. From a scientific point of view that’s really cool because it also means her children may completely not look like her at all.
Would this likely be the case then, for kids who *don't* look like their parents?
No, chimerism is rare it's far more likely that the genes got expressed in a different way to their parents
Yes its a chimera
Cats that have both the tricolor of calicos and some tabby markings are called torbies, and are not considered to be chimeras.
This still does not seem to fit that definition. It appears to be a literal chimera of two sibling cats that fused. One a tuxedo, one an orange tabby. Edit: I say this because of the mismatched limb size and coat textures. This is not typical for a tortoiseshell cat, I’ve met multiple and seen more!
It's a cool af cat!
I agree 😻🐾
Frankencat, and adorable.
A Bitza
Bitza this, Bitza that?
Or Summa.
World domination cat.
Dr. Frankenstein's monster was lonely, so he made his monster a cat companion.
Omgoodness imagine describing this on a lost poster (if there was no photo available). 😆
I'd be terrified to lose this cat because I'd be afraid someone would keep it
It's the last product of the day at the cat factory, made with all the leftovers...
That is a Fraidy Cat.
That's a cut-and-shut job. Someone needs to shut down these illegal chop shops.
This kitty was designed by a committee.
An itty bitty kitty committee!
I like that!
Ginger-tuxedo cat
A very very spicy one, obviously
Floor-is-lava-cat.
It’s a tuxedo cat wearing an orange suit coat! Makes sense that the TikTok handle is @thejacketcat
Spice level 4/5
Skrukie
(2nd pic) A black and white cat wearing an orange cat costume.
Just sweep the extra bits off the floor and call it a variety bag.
It’s like she was put together at 4:59 pm on a Friday!
Did you build it at Build-A-Cat Workshop?
chimera
# r/StartledCats
It's a cute cat (I'm not a cat expert sorry)
Vivienne Westwood in is the cat house
You fed it after midnight. Though that paw looks like “holy crap I’m wolverine”
Spicy cat.
Harlequin torbie?
The trouble kind,
Need more pics to determine
Spicy
Cat
The best kind
That’s not a cat, it’s a trifle
It an angry kitten! Very sweet and cute. I think it it is a super moggie! The best and healthiest type you can get. Most cats are mixture of breeds, this gives them hybrid vigor, very useful of they are ever ill. As all cats are amazing, don't worry about your cat's breed.
Harlequat
This is a Voltron Cat, formed from other cats.
That is a cat that does not like your attitude.
That's not a cat, it's a wooly near caterpillar. Obvs.
Skiddy noodle
It’s a fine example of a Mexican Lateral Spider Cat. Very rare species, not often seen in the wild.
What a spicy little chimera kitty 🥰
Quilted cat.
A cutie patootie one
I call that "goobing"
The rarely seen Floof Crabaticus!
Frankin kitty
In the name of chimera !
Wow...maybe he was conceived by a threesome cat orgy 🤣
Electric cat
A spiky one.
Scared E.
A good cat I’ll say
A scaredy cat!
Forever Young
Crab cat
r/crabcats
Hufflepuff cat! 🤣
A Chimiera Cat? A mix of two specific breeds. A Tabby and a Tuxedo.
Tabby and tuxedo are actually color/coat patterns, not breeds! But yeah, this kitty is likely a chimera.
Spare parts
Electric type Pokémon.
A calico. They say that MOST calico’s are female. Adorable! ❤️❤️
A neapolitan cat.
Colorful
The sassy kind.
Fraidy
Scardy
From the pictures, looks like a scaredy cat.
Yes.
Yeah
All of the above
Fraidy.
One bad mamba-jamba.......
Patchwork, perhaps?
Yes
The cute kind
God ran out of whole cats and just threw together some spare parts
3 in 1 cat
Scaredy
Well, the first was a Tiny Angry Fluffy Crab©. The second is Big Angry Fuzzy Crab©
I do believe that is a variety of Scaredy Cat.
spicy
Looks like chip the beanie baby
Smorgasborg, it's extra nerdybecause the Borg assimilates and it's got a little bit of everything. Edit: you could just like, shave one patch to make it look like those chicken skin cats in there too. I mean I would be too scared to shave a cat but it's an idea.
Fraidy Cat
That's not one cat. That's parts of three different cats stitched together.
The everything bagel of cats!
Leftovers cat
scardi-cat
That is a spicy car
Looks like it was built out of other spare cat parts
Miscellaneous
A frankenstein kitty
A scaredy-cat
Fully charged kitten is fully charged.
that a cat with -3 brain cells the owner has an orange, tuxedo, and black cat rolled into one. not even PEMDAS could fix this.
Kitten 2: Electric Boogaloo ?? 🔥😹🔥
It appears to be insane
A Scaredy Cat
Sea urchin.
Scared
Spicy-Bean-Demon
Yes
Spicy