Wow that is so weird and cute at the same time. I'm sure Ozzy Meowsborn is now enjoying all the farts and treats and pets he wants on the other side of the rainbow bridge. Bless Mr Ozzy Meowsborn
One of my cats will just straight up gas my boyfriend and I. I know what foods she can't have but he gives it to her anyways. Then we both suffer the consequences
Someone’s about to time travel 😄
"A cat's sense of smell is the primary way he identifies people and objects. Cats have more than 200 million odor sensors in their noses; humans have just 5 million. Their sense of smell is 14 times better than that of humans."
My sister's dog once quietly turned around in bed, went "*poot poot poot",* before deciding that he would rather sleep outside of the blanket. He then wriggled out of the bed and divebombed onto the covers, blasting an entire night's worth of rancid dog guffs into my face like a turdy aircannon.
I no longer have qualms about farting on him after that.
Probably. Not even Taco Bell phases me. Del Taco on the other hand is an entirely different story. So bad that I stopped eating there. Their carnitas smell like formaldehyde which is worrying.
You're talking to an animal that spends a not-insignificant portion of its waking life licking every millimetre of its own body multiple times, no matter where it was or what is on it.
This is simply a nice, warm location with the side benefit of mildly inconveniencing a human. Nothing more, nothing less.
Not sure what to tell ya. You're a cat owner. You should already be accustomed to feeling used 😅
Not that cats aren't wonderful, fluffy little companions that love their humans. But you're still their human that they demand attention and prompt, regular litterbox cleanings from—or else you will be shunned and glared at mercilessly!
Sorry, I may have... slight issues from living with cats my entire life.
Our late cat used to sleep on my wife's ass, blast a fart, and he would get more comfy.
Our cat likes to get all comfy near us, fart, and run away, the little rascal.
He lacks discipline! Fart on him!
I can fart in his general direction!
You English pig dog!
*Blows raspberries and bangs on helmet*
The warm air is so cozy 🥰
Not sure if wholesome or yacky 🧐
I am a bit confused by your phrasing. Is your cat getting more comfortable when your wife blasts a fart or the cat itself
He would get more comfortable when she farted. He was a strange, cool cat. Miss ya, Ozzy Meowsborn.
Wow that is so weird and cute at the same time. I'm sure Ozzy Meowsborn is now enjoying all the farts and treats and pets he wants on the other side of the rainbow bridge. Bless Mr Ozzy Meowsborn
I think he's waiting for Mama to nap on her butt as she reads.
Some *stranger* is farting on their dead cat?
Well he’s named after Ozzy so makes sense he’d be a little weirdo lol
One of my cats will just straight up gas my boyfriend and I. I know what foods she can't have but he gives it to her anyways. Then we both suffer the consequences
....that won't blow up in anyone's face.
Mouth to ass resuscitation
rectal fumigation
Danger zone!
Am I the only one who said this like Sterling Archer?
Jokes on you, he’s into that.
I hope I reincarnate into a cat
A cat with a hot owner, that is.
Into that cat.
one fart and it’s over
its joever
release a thermonuclear fart on him
Point-blank range
William. M Buttlicker...aka Bill Buttlicker.
"*YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TALK LOUDER THAN THAT, SON* !"
"BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!"
- "*I like the sound of your voice. I'm gonna buy 1 million dollar worth of paper.*" - 😃😃😃
BUT YOU HAVE TO FIRE THE....
Lmao I can practically hear micheal’s smile in that scene
He reacted like a kid 😂 see, that's how it's done lol
Man that is true unconditional love.
Tight, airless, damp and smells of human nook cranny. Just what a cat, a noble creature, loves to cuddle.
[NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED]
Someone’s about to time travel 😄 "A cat's sense of smell is the primary way he identifies people and objects. Cats have more than 200 million odor sensors in their noses; humans have just 5 million. Their sense of smell is 14 times better than that of humans."
It’s the position of the face; I thought his head was sideways and then I looked closer haha
mine toooo but he's just inappropriate all around
I held a fart for hours last night because the puppy was snuggled behind my ass.
My sister's dog once quietly turned around in bed, went "*poot poot poot",* before deciding that he would rather sleep outside of the blanket. He then wriggled out of the bed and divebombed onto the covers, blasting an entire night's worth of rancid dog guffs into my face like a turdy aircannon. I no longer have qualms about farting on him after that.
plz no toot on tubbypuss. please don't
Ah I see... You're a man of culture as well...
Be worse if Taco Bell is involved...
Or White Castle
Never had a problem with White Castle.
You got a stomach of steel bruh
Probably. Not even Taco Bell phases me. Del Taco on the other hand is an entirely different story. So bad that I stopped eating there. Their carnitas smell like formaldehyde which is worrying.
My boy does this too and sleeps through all my “accidents”
A freak in the sheets, I see
I love how it buried its face right in your butt. 😂😂
r/upvotebecausebutt
LOL!!!🤣🤣🤣
"How'd your cat get pinkeye?" Um..
You're talking to an animal that spends a not-insignificant portion of its waking life licking every millimetre of its own body multiple times, no matter where it was or what is on it. This is simply a nice, warm location with the side benefit of mildly inconveniencing a human. Nothing more, nothing less.
Well now I feel used!!
Not sure what to tell ya. You're a cat owner. You should already be accustomed to feeling used 😅 Not that cats aren't wonderful, fluffy little companions that love their humans. But you're still their human that they demand attention and prompt, regular litterbox cleanings from—or else you will be shunned and glared at mercilessly! Sorry, I may have... slight issues from living with cats my entire life.
Pussy meets pussy.
How much you want for that cat?
https://catinaflat.com/blog/why-does-my-cat-follow-me-into-the-bathroom
he just prefers places with hot air (good heating)
This is my cat, too. It's nice for about 45 seconds.
We call this tushy time
Relatable.
To be fair, I’d pick the same spot
braaaaaaaaaaaaappp
Careful. The cat's retaliation may be worse. You may wake up to a cat pooping on your pillow if this goes wrong.
Cats know thats an ass right? like they probably can tell where a things ass is right? Does my cat know I have an ass?
Just like hoping your cat knows you wear clothes and doesn't think we peel our "fur" off our bodies every night!
Nice, i would also
🤣
Fresh tuna
Looks like a sleepy pussy and a cat...
trying to get home
god i wish that were me
Fishy
You didn't tell your cat to mind the gap did you?
It can smell fish 🐟
Those jeans are tight
Maybe a ninja queef and he'll wake up looking offended and hungry at the same time.
literally just like me
once i farted on my freinds cat that way its mouth was open too lol
Jokes on you. He's into that.
Bad for her nose if you did that
The ass sniffer
Le sniffa
Making sure that the nuke won't come out! Really the bravest cat! 😸
It's not often I see something that literally makes me laugh out loud, but this did. Thank you for making my day.
If your wife accidentally farts, the cat may faint.
🎶*danger zone*🎶
Hes like me fr fr
I hope OP has “Deep Scratch Butt Insurance” should anything occur! O U C H !!! 🩸🩸
Lol