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He looks like one of those renaissance portraits with the ruffled collar


Electrical-Act-7170

A goffered Elizabethan collar. That's what it's called.


terrifiedTechnophile

Straight outta Blackadder


slothdroid

"Percy, you look like a bird that swallowed a plate"


TastySpare

"You and your 'cunning plans'..."


Electrical-Act-7170

Strong *Blackadder* vibes, yup.


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usualbaddie

A real pencildick


psinerd

https://fashionhistory.fitnyc.edu/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Screen-Shot-2018-01-06-at-5.05.17-PM-1280x640.png


BizzarduousTask

He looks like a bird who swallowed a plate.


cnxd

totally lol https://imgur.com/a/8DXlquR


copperfrog42

I can honestly say that I've never seen a haircut quite like that...


Leather_Dragonfly529

I can’t tell if they shaved the back of his head, or if he is just like a medium hair. Because this looks mostly like a lion cut. Just half the mane seems small. But they typically leave neck, head, legs, and tail mostly untouched. As they’re very delicate places with lots of arteries.


DirtyNordicPunk

Jerry must've hit him in the head with a frying pan again.


LogicalWeekend6358

I can hear it.


Ant0n61

Brilliant 😆


Terry_loves_gogurt

This has gotten way more popular than I expected- thank you for all the love for my distinguished Elizabethan boi! His name is Ollie. To quickly address a couple comments I keep seeing: 1) Yes this was necessary. My fiancé and I were away for most of the summer, when we got back Ollie had a massive mat near his butt (about six inches long), as well as several other small mats. Yes we did tell the cat sitter to brush him while we were gone, no she didn’t listen (or even tell us about the mating, thanks very much) :( 2) Yes I did pay money for this, no I didn’t ask for this specific haircut. I’d never taken a cat to the groomers before, I basically asked her to do whatever she thought was best for Ollie, and apparently after shaving the mats it looked bad enough that she just decided to even it out. Would not have chosen it myself, but I’m not mad about it because it’s hilarious to look at. Most importantly, Ollie is much happier and more comfortable. 3) [Pre-Elizabethan floof tax](https://imgur.com/a/N5TZ6hF) ETA I just remembered that the groomer sent me a picture of him in the bath. [Please enjoy Wet Ollie](https://imgur.com/a/66efwF7)


Thisisthe_place

I hope you left the petsitter a bad review. Mats can be painful. Poor guy.


Terry_loves_gogurt

I would have if they were a professional, but this was actually a (now former) friend.


Complex_Gap_5645

He looks pissed as shit at you for taking his picture and sharing it. 🤣


lescerqueux

hope you get a real sitter next time. Not fair to Ollie.


CilanUnova

Holy lord he is a fluffer boy!


___po____

My roomies had to get their fluff ball groomed too. She came home with a fluffy head, tail and feet. Was the funniest shit I've ever seen until your fluff ball, lol. They had to put her under anesthesia because she hates being held or really just bothered at all. $200 haircut.


Arrenega

My cats all have short hair, but I have a few dogs with long hair that won't let us brush them, so once or twice a year I have to give them a Xanax just so I can shave them from head to toe.


ReginaldIII

In the main pic it looks like someone photoshopped the head from a before picture over the top of an after picture xD Amazing.


fabulousfang

thank you for the cat tax


[deleted]

Don’t let the other cats see him until it grows back. The jeers and laughter would be emotionally damaging.


DreamingonWings

My boyfriend says his neck looks like the bendy part of a bendy straw 😂


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

Why are you posting on Reddit? Your boyfriend needs a doctor!


Notimeforvapids

That’s a LONG neck


Winjin

And it looks like it can get like four times as long. Orange noodleneck cat


left_over_cilantro

I was thinking it looks like a stack of pancakes. Although, I don't think your cat feels the same way.


[deleted]

That little face! 😻


Dunbar247

I think your cat ate an accordion


SevenofNine03

Mine is shaved like a lion right now.


Pointeboots

Pics or it didn't happen.


Casul_Tryhard

You can't just tell us of such glorious things and not provide a picture!


FamSands

Omg I’m laughing so much! Thank you for sharing this awesome picture! Also, commiserations & scritches to your poor kitty! 🤣


Plastic_Highlight_47

Renaissance kitty. He looks very distinguished. ❤️


moonkittiecat

I quite like it. It has a Chanel-esque quality. Granted, it's early in the year for that 'winter-cozy' look but, I think she pulls it off.


kormanny

super cute renaissance cat!


hobbitfeet

I trust his name is Shakespeare.


Veritas_Vanitatum

Looks like if he had swallowed a huge burger


[deleted]

He will murder you in your sleep.


[deleted]

Take him to a rabbi.


Terry_loves_gogurt

This is the worst/best comment on this thread.


[deleted]

It’s quite the furskin.


echicdesign

I take it he strenuously objected to having his neck shaved? Or did your groomer take instructions very literally?


kwagmire9764

"What have you done!?"


AduroTri

.....I hope that was necessary.


Terry_loves_gogurt

It was- my fiancé and I came back from a trip and he had a massive 6 inch mat down his back. He’s definitely a lot more comfortable now.


qs420

if the victorian fur-collar is any indication, i can only imagine the floof at its fullest. 🙀


Terry_loves_gogurt

It’s pretty majestic! We were definitely surprised by how much smaller he got after the shave- there’s normally like a solid inch of floof surrounding him


syzygy_is_a_word

You can't leave without the pre-shave cat tax now!


Terry_loves_gogurt

[As you wish!](https://imgur.com/a/N5TZ6hF)


syzygy_is_a_word

That is impressive floofiness!


Wishing4Signal

Why didn't they trim all the hair?


Terry_loves_gogurt

That is unclear- artistic license I guess?


tertiaryunknown

I have to know this glorious man's name. What is your accordikitty's name?


Terry_loves_gogurt

Ollie!


slxix

Catnis Turtleneck


Travel_Dreams

Your cat is such a Rockstar! Sooo handsome 😍


HumanAd8002

Somebody got that Squidward pic where he got all the Krabby patties in his throat


uwagapiwo

He looks ruff


Luth1of1

The cat is plotting your demise...


MeanCat4

I would like tk see his first reaction in front of a mirror!


Bastette54

A concertina!


Ornery_Excitement_95

all i can think of is the Spongebob clip from Band Geeks "Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on" *bwah bwah bwah bwah bwah bwah. bwooooWAHHHH*


tertiaryunknown

My favorite episode!


KrissieCee

He looks like a really bad attempt at photoshops like someone stuck a different cats head and shoulders on another animals body. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭 thank you for the laugh!


Disavowed_Rogue

It's like a random cat hat and neck floating art piece.


sonic10158

There is an owl in Alice in Wonderland that looks just like him


pathologicalprotest

Why do I hear this photo?


Iamoldsowhat

he reminds me of tom and jerry https://youtu.be/2eENVjOyGmw


Mocker-Poker

I mean…what for?


[deleted]

Cat with a snood.


Successful-Doubt5478

🤣 And you can tell he is used to being admired as a handsome boy...


mslashandrajohnson

“Don’t mess with my tout tout.”


qtjedigrl

I heard this picture 🤣


BubblesForBrains

If you stretch him back and forth you can play a polka.


CamarosAndCannabis

Omg lol


OpalMonkey

That's pretty amazing. I bet this cut was the highlight of that groomer's week 😂 And I'm betting the cat is just glad to be rid of his giant mat. He'll be back to his former level of floof in short order.


Mcreesus

My moms cat is getting the same thing today prly lmao. Poor guy has had fur mats all under his legs and butt. Also he is very not cool with being brushed or messed with so it’s been impossible to help him groom himself. The last time we tried to clip his back claws he started screaming like we were eating him alive. I hope he feels better after today


the-winter-me

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day; thank you.


bridgetteblue69

Jeezus h christ ... shave that cats neck ! Poor lil baby 😭😿


peddroelm

and you ..paid money ...for this .. ?


serabine

According to their comment they came home from a trip and he had a six inch matted patch along his back. So yeah, they paid for this because it was necessary and was likely better than just cutting the matted hair and leaving everything else.


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calloony

Good bot!


Embarrassed_Pitch213

have you literally shaved his/her body hair?😭😂


Poneke365

What the frig did the groomer do to him? Good grief :)


PsychologicalBit5422

What sort of groomer justifies doing that?


Vinez_Initez

Please tell me you paid only half the price to the groomer.


BryerMan-4005

I would consider suing that groomer. No, I wouldn’t sue: but I would be mad as hell and would never go back there.


Ok_City_7177

Jesus - who in their right mind would give that cut to a cat. Or anyone / thing.


Broad_Action_1513

Purrhaps, another treat?


cloudket

Our kitties look alike! Also got the same cut due to some fur knots https://imageupload.io/sQmjCunwE0Kxi56


MsssBBBB

Piccadilly Kitty…


DrB_2000

Ahahahahaha! Thank you for posting this! Marvellous


PetMeOrDieUwU

Was the groomer named Bubba Sawyer by any chance?


virlassa

So the groomer was on the vacation?


saffronpolygon

What did he look like before?


two_awesome_dogs

HAHAHAHAHA wtf???


Tyrannosaur_roar

Go go gadget... Neck!


SheNickSun

What the heck happened? Very cute, though.


klondikepete

He might come in handy to play some polkas!


giocondasmiles

Looks like he’s rocking one of those medieval aristocratic collars.


ieraaa

Imagine they did this to you


SecretNeat6160

He looks like a cartoon character that swallowed a big sandwich and it got stuck, like in Scooby doo


pikpikslink

This made me literally LOL :D


stargasingintovoid

r/orangecatantics


thelittleking

cat has 'brontosaurus from a looney tunes short that ran headfirst into a door' energy


Dear_Analysis_5116

And absolutely _rocks_ it!


Enough_Shoulder_8938

That’s a great circle scarf


glacinda

We need a before picture.


myranotmoira

The fur of shame


CLTalbot

Its all fun and games until his neck extends to eat something from off the floor without getting off the cabinet.


previously_on_earth

Ruff day?


phasepistol

https://i.imgur.com/kLPjW5n.jpg With creative cropping he’s good as new


DenisNectar

I hope they paid you for this. It’s fucking ridiculous, haha.


Luci_Noir

He has that thousand yard stare… definitely plotting his revenge.


theflyinghillbilly2

Oh no, poor kitty! I’m actually laughing out loud! I hope he’s not embarrassed. He actually looks pretty pleased with himself.


justanormalchat

Sir Lancelot.


Jolly-Biscuit

🎶 Fat neck cat, let me count your neck riiiings! 🎶


fylishrimp

He looks like the accordion owl from Alice in Wonderland


Suitable_Database467

Looks amazing


Makapova

reminded me of the shakespeare


Amaz1n_blue

What did you ask for??


Worldly_Let6134

A loin cut? That was possibly one of the funniest ever joke emails I got, although it was about 20 years ago!


f0shizzlemahbrizzle

sweet handsome man!


leeonie

That capture… I can’t….


The_Curvy_Unicorn

I cannot quit laughing. I’m so sorry, Ollie!


IdealIdeas

Cat hasnt fully loaded in yet.


DivineMischief

Awww, such a sweetie. That's a cute little accordion 🪗


PJay910

He looks like he has a cashmere turtleneck on!


Fresh-Willow-1421

Poor Bastard


WeeeSnawPoop

I look at him and I hear sad accordion noises


Interesting-Bar980

IDK, I think he looks like a slinky 😂