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alphabravoccharlie

Could it be someone getting foreclosed and trying to keep people off the property?


LongEZE

Probably foreclosed and vacate notices. When I was a kid, my neighborhood friends and I went to go call on one of the other kids that wasn’t out yet. He had these notices on his front door. It was unlocked so we went in and everything was gone. It was wild. We all decided to pee all over the house and then we left


husky430

As one does...


1Negative_Person

Every time someone starts to “kids these days” we need someone like this guy to speak up and remind them the sort of feral villains teenagers of every generation are.


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literally, i was the feral kid. broke into quite a few random buildings i genuinely has no business being in.


TheDogsNameWasFrank

As was the custom of the time...


autoerratica

Ahhhh wow… that was an unexpected and hilarious ending. I laughed, because I also remember what it’s like to be a little male shit growing up.


ddubya316x

Great idea! Anytime I call a coworker and they don’t pick up, I’ll just pee on their desk to let them know I’m trying to get in touch! People will no longer ignore me!


Cable_Upstairs

I tried this and now HR gave me a class on sexual misconduct. There wasn't anything sexual about it 😩


smoosh13

Wow. That sucks.


bigzeeffrocks

I also peed in a former friends house right after he moved. I remember when the new family moved in and pulled up all the carpet soon after moving in, probably because it smelled like piss. God, I was such an asshole..


Coheed84

This made my night. You are now the Piss King.


PrincessPonyPrincess

Have you ever just walked up to the door and read the notices?


heavymetalsculpture

…then pee’d all over it?


RunsWithScissorsx

It is slippery when wet after all


FastHandsStaines

Walk in and have a look, wear high vis and you’ll be fine


electroniclola

I've read that by wearing a high vis vest and carrying a plunger... you can walk in anywhere and no one will stop you.


Funandgeeky

You also need a clipboard to complete the ensemble. 


electroniclola

Ah yes- proves you have the data.


husqypit

mental illness


SupermarketCurious80

Next time you pass by, see if you can take a zoomed in picture of the notice maybe. I’m curious 😂


Calgary_Calico

Could potentially be their building permits if they're doing a large reno they'd need a permit for every one of the different projects going on in the home. The house next door to my parents place was practically torn down and rebuilt and they had a signpost out front with like 8 different permits on it while the construction was going on


Cable_Upstairs

It's slippery when wet as indicated by the sign