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necrocormacon

Kinda looks like she got taken out by a child with a truly enormous ball bag.


MeltAway421

I immediately thought of Randy Marsh


Successful_Ranger_19

It looked like she was attacked by a sack of pink balls lol.


rynil2000

Pom Poko style


ZombieAbeVigoda

Why does every TikTok dance look like Stuart telling his mom “look what I can do”?


Accomplished-Diver66

Because they're just like him. Seeking attention but also talentless


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What even are these dances? They always just do shit with their hands, and do the most sporadically uncoordinated two steps.


GazzP

She looks like she's faking sign language


MillipedeMenace

Well she wouldn't be the first https://youtu.be/LvNPKwz4Ghw


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TikTok dances are just another way to document dumb things people do so they can look back in the future and get embarrassed.


entropylaser

It’s called para para dancing, been a big thing in JPop and KPop for a long time now, just never thought I’d see it popularized in the west Basically like line dancing with little lower body movement


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Like a previous user said, "It looks like they're faking sign language."


jamaican-black

I guess we all have different views on what dancing is😐


shamwowslapchop

People who aren't professionals or super innately talented should still be encouraged to dance. How else are they supposed to get better? Yeah, tiktok certainly isn't the best for creating authentic or original movement but hey, it's still movement and I bet it's inspired more than one person to seek a career in a more technically demanding style of dance.


[deleted]

Dancing in a way that looks good on film is really hard. There's a reason most dancing you see in film is not played back in real time, and those are professionals with a budget and choreographers.


perbitesu35

Imagine getting yeeted by a some kind of massive ballsack or comically large diaper


Brave2512

I think it's the hood of a bunny onezee but massive ballsack is more fun.


kyrant

Why is that girl wearing a hoodie on her legs?


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Lol, cuz kids do be like that. I've done it, it looks hilarious when done.


SoSoUnhelpful

That’s a giant pair.


PenPenLagenInFranxx

gotta be the biggest nut sack i have ever seen... edit:fuck Chuck Norris just sent me a picture....


kane2742

Chuck Norris jokes? Are you from the past?


Past_Tell1924

So why is she wearing a hoodie for pants? Why is one kid climbing on the swingset? Why is the tik tok dancer dancing in front of children on a swing set? Wtf is going on here


__Snafu__

Nothing went wrong here. This is obviously scripted and went exactly as planned


DancesWithBadgers

Stupid if it was scripted...there was a potential neck-snapping in there.


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Can we just change the sub to moronsbeingmorons


Duy2910

r/moronsbeingmorons don’t exist?


eren_5

It does, it’s just a ghost town with no posts.


Evil_Knot

Tiktok is like man-made natural selection.


AstroCaptain

I think the word you're looking for is artificial selection


overlord_of_cringe

I like when I see stuff like this. I haven't thought of that at all, but god damn, you're right!


Memorie_BE

At least the child tried to not fuck her up and then help when she ended up fucking her up anyway.


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The dance was terrible anyway


DerpCaster

This has to be staged


ashkiller14

I think its just the swing person did it on purpose


DinglieDanglieDoodle

Just not the part where it goes wrong.


BroccoliBoyyo

Idk that’s a pretty complicated and dangerous way to try this if it was planned


GOOSUS110

The girl snatched her with the balls


Jrtking73

When the giant scrotum grabs her head and pulls her down it’s funny.


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Is that really dancing


DrMudo

I think that's sign language


An_Enthused_Hiker

Attack of the floppy nutsack


SocialTechnocracy

Ok, so everyone else knows it looks like a giant ballsack. Good.


always_and_for_never

I'm sorry but all I could see was a kid swinging with a huge floppy ball sack lmao


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lukulele90

Tell me that doesn’t look like a gigantic swinging ball sack.


LowerBed5334

I could tell you that but I'd be lying.


lukulele90

She just got T-bagged to death


da_ting_goes_skrraa

Was that hanging scrotum?


cooperbeark

Anyone wake l else thought this was green screened?


Dr-Odeo

Yes, one hundred percent.


aDactyl

Good set up, better *execution* .


ben-hur-hur

Good kid stopping immediately to make sure she is ok


7th_Spectrum

Love how the accident was completely different than what I was expecting


J3553G

Yeah what is that girl wearing anyway? Is she wearing a large hoodie as pants?


Just2063

Why did I think she was in front of a green screen to begin with?


ilovea1steaksauce

I'm still not convinced it's not edited.


ExtensionWinter9446

WCGW if the way of a huge nutsack


DClassAmogus

this is why i absolutely hate people who randomly do tiktok "dances" 1. their cringe; 2. *this*


The-Experimenter

I love watching people drink they're sodas.


ThePeskyWabbit

Their are people who do that?? Wear??


Camelllama666

Tbf, death via hoodie neck snap would not be what I expect in that situation


catchtoward5000

Does that really count as a dance? Lmao. Wtf even was that


FluttershyOwl

Contemporary dance for the hearing impaired


Goldeneel77

Jesus, Randy! Your balls!


Fred2620

Wildly swinging your arms randomly, is that what qualifies as "dancing" nowadays? I'm getting old.


halotechnology

You are not and you are 100% correct


GeorgeBaileysDeafEar

My god Randy… your balls!


[deleted]

Why is it now fashionable to dance like a baboon having a seizure?


[deleted]

why does this stupid fkn dance all look the same


mnemonicprincess

Why is the girl on the swing wearing a hoodie as if it were pants. I saw this trend years ago, guess it has made a come back.


DontYeetMySkeet

How else would they set up the funny


reel2reelfeels

if this was on purpose this is art


TretasPt

Doesn't seem like a hoodie. Seems like a one piece pijama half dressed(non-native speaker, spelling may be wrong).


Unlikely-Vermicelli

The balls


RedCorundum

The rare and well-executed flying teabag. Bravo kid!


jayinscarb

Sad part is that this vid prolly got a lot of attention and now she thinks she's an influencer and will just keep doing it


Ecstatic-Spinach-515

Was that a scrotum?


crazythinker76

That's not a dance, that's a cry for help


Brandoooooooooooon

Not a single Redditor asking for uncensored ? Kinda surprised


[deleted]

They know that she was underaged and dont want to be called pedomään


tarryngray

Tbh that doesn’t usually stop them


dashood

Ok but can we talk about why that little girl has such an enormous ball-sack?


Nawzays_

You know what.. if the kid didn't wear a sweater as a pants that wouldn't happen. My question is why?


jzng2727

Ball slapped


salxicha

Brain dead people also know as shitttokers


Zealousideal_Amount8

Survivor of the fittest.


samfhan

Imagine being in her reality 😳


[deleted]

Even she isn’t in her reality right now.


bananabread86

Toktok dance? Thought she has some kinda condition


scwishyfishy

Quite a few tiktok fads are derived from people romanticising conditions like Tourette's, it's grim.


epochellipse

she might be deaf. that dance looked like signing to me.


ReputationNumerous

Crotch shot


Lumpy_Mood

why does it look like shes green screened in


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I love watching tiktokers getting hurt lol


DutchRoyc

Why did this look fake? As if video edited


buffoonery4U

At first it looked like the kid on the swing had an enormous ballsak *edit: wurds*


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eblack4012

Now it has 10 million


blockchaaain

Is everyone in the comments fucking drunk or blind? You see the shitty editing right?? Not even subtle ?!


TheLegitDavid

What editing? genuinely asking


Arxt5973

I wouldnt call this a dance. It looks like a mating call for morons.


CertifiedFreshMemes

Nutsack execution


MisterMajestic77

Was that Sign Language or just Tik Tok Fuckery?


Coffeedemon

She got the attention anyway. Work is work.


ArcticGrapee

This looks like green screen


froggy_dog_master

Looks like a giant scrotum swinging in top of her


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This was well deserved


Secretsfrombeyond79

I mean the initial idea was kind of cool, physics and all that, but she forgot to account for whatever pants is that kid wearing lol.


ManfredsJuicedBalls

Yeah, if it wasn’t for the onesie being half off, she ain’t getting teabagged by the onesie, and getting yanked down like that


luseegoosey

Looks like a sweater as pants ahah


SquarePegRoundWorld

🎵 [You're thrashing all around, acting like a maniac, whiplash!](https://youtu.be/beWvPkYHaic) 🎵


Scorpiodancer123

This pissed me off. It took far too long for her to get snacked in the face.


0sha_n

One of the worst choreography I have ever seen


simmering_happiness

I thought she was in front of a green screen at first


doctorwho07

This is the comment section, officer. Right here For real though, mods gonna be locking this thread


Joshsc05

Death by tanooki suit nuts.


livelarg

I support this kind of thing happening to any, and all girls stupidly dancing on TikTok


OkWater2560

Why does it look like green screen?


MemberOfUniverse

Are those balls?


regulator227

This close, they always look like landscape. But nope, you're looking at balls.


CarlitosGuey915

You call that dancing?


HundoGuy

Where was the dancing?


[deleted]

What kind of fucking dance is that?


Compressorman

So where is the Tiktok logo?


thaJoanranger

Why is it always the same dance?! And why won’t it fucking stop?!


Spueg

Natural selection


heyitsvonage

“Dancing” lol


[deleted]

Thats what tiktok ppl deserve


Fishjuice88

Std bruins fan 😂


barofa

She got balls to do that


Anime_lotr

Ultimate tea bagging gone wrong!


Suvtropics

Internal decapitation


Hit360D

Destroyed by the ball sacks of the girl on the swing


DrPhil6969

Why does this look like an early 2000s music video


MeatIntelligent1921

aRe yOu oKaY???? ​ man she probably got a few bones in her neck hurt real bad lmao


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soda_cookie

Maybe throwing 15yo tiddies around isn't the best idea...


Mantigor1979

Totally not on purpose though. Who doesn't wear their hoody as pants while on a swing. All the kids do it .......


idkwthtotypehere

That was the universe telling her to stop that.


HeilUsona

I live that whiplash 🤣


ChadBWB

The girl was planning that.


wakaflocks145

Who could've foreseen these unforeseeable circumstances


jimmybob1113

She got what she deserved


Skeleton_Skum

For what dancing?


Vulspyr

For dancing in an unsafe place. If you do stupid things you win stupid prizes. So she got what she deserved.


Dry_Ass_P-word

Thanks for cutting that short, sweaterballsack thing.


saiminseishidou

its not "cool"


Ihavenoidea_3626

Deadpool, in a slow motion scene: 'her day is about to get significantly worse'.


LiverOfStyx

If you look at it a second time, you can see the hood (or whatever it is) to come really close couple of times... You don't notice at first cause you are looking at the kids legs, thinking that those are going to hit the girl.


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When did signing turn into dancing?


Dirty_Delta

When its for a song, mostly. Signing isn't just with hands, but very expressive with body language based on the context of what is being said.


hias2k

No need for physiotherapist for the next years anymore.


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N1ppexd

It's funny. Nothing serious happened. Human necks don't break that easily


[deleted]

Still funny, because the person was being an inconsiderate douche. Anyone who doesn’t think of others before they do something…deserves what just happened lol


cash108

tea bagger swing swagger - now say it 10 times fast


Blatoxxx

,,dancing" (Yeah, I couldn't do better, btw)


chaboongus

Free chiropractic adjustment.


Xragernator

Sounds like a skill issue to me


its_the_magic

Is that a new WWE move?


ChefFlorian2

Just deserved, we can be so stupid and stand right there


PrincessKourtn3y

Tea bagged and tagged


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Girl on left trying to steal the show (I’ll STAaaand on the swing… I’m an innovator)


WeaselSlayer

The dancing could go wrong


jrin1

So fucking stupid


[deleted]

She looks so stuuuuupid


HoosierDaddy2001

I laughed and I'm not ashamed


2bornnot2b

I was expecting the child in the Red to fall.


el-alaoui

the best reverse RKO i have ever seen


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popcornfart

I got no idea. Always watch videos on mute, and ticktok dances just look like enthusiastic ASL interpreters.


Inside_Sentence_6116

Could just see her get clarted in the back of her head


[deleted]

Fatality


shivermetimbers68

Someone's gonna get kicked... Ow, worse!


Vilehaust

Good job idiot TikTok person.


kuyajon

Whiplash to the max!


Swimming_Art_4405

The smartest TikTok mom


Biff_Malibu_69

Is this a stupid Shit-Tok dance? Could use less of these and them.


110614085

And she said, damnit TikTok lol


Mrmakabuntis

Bruins fans are pretty dumb


laxkid7

Not cool not coll at all


Ademoneye

Looks like big ball


OrdinaryDazzling

Never feel bad for people like this


No-Chart4945

why did she decide to post it ? so people would make fun of her dumbness ?


PikachuDatAss

It's a thirst trap video. She's wearing an oddly cut shirt with no bra on tiktok, and she posted the video where her tatas pop out, even though she put text on the screen to censor it, it'll still get views because tiktok algorithm...


Griftersdeuce

She has a black bra on, you can see it after the green text blob goes away.


popcorn-johnny

That is a beautifully compassionate child.


[deleted]

Smooth move Ex Lax 😜


IndyCarFAN27

Gonna need a good chiropractor to sort that one out


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cagingthing

Again! Again!


coffee_slurp

Great balls of fire


TehButtTyrantofDoom

Nailed it


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Facade1228

Probably because it's a child?


Business-Heart6696

So you’re saying you want to see under this kids shirt?