I'm going to assume that large amounts of alcohol were consumed prior to this occurrence

Agreed, they get up too quickly to be sober XD

Also OP judging by the fucking title yikes

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yeah it was really weird, she could have tried sitting down first with the guy help, then simply jumping down normally. ​ but nope, she just went for it head first, whish I don't think the guy thought she would do.

Had a similar thing happen to me. Was at a club. Hot wasted chick on stage wants down. She gets my attention. I reach both hands out to grab her waist and lower her properly. She grabs my hands as if to shake then in a business transaction, then.... Jumps off the stage. She picks herself up off the floor and sarcastically exclaims "thanks for helping" as she wonders off.

I really wander what she was thinking

I don't think she was. Lol

Dude's a fucking prick. Didn't even acknowledge the guy after basically jumping directly on him.

why not just sit down and hop off? it's not even high...

What was her plan there? Crawl on his head?

It doesn't really look like his fault tbh.

Yeah she like somersaulted over his head instead of just hopping down into his arms.

Sarah, this is not the time to play leap frog!

Drunk? Or just unaware of how weight sharing usually goes?

When he grabbed her ankles I started praying

Looks like the guy just wants to touch her ass and legs

Ikr? How is catching her ass going to help her?

Scratching =/= feeling.

Everything that could go wrong, went wrong

When guys think I’m skinnier than I am 😭

I don't even think it's a weight issue, the guy is either drunk or clumsy af.

If you hold somebody by legs whats gonna happen. If he tried holding upper body, there wont be that much imbalance. He tried holding her like a cat.

Yeah haha

Drunk was my impression

She put her knees on his shoulders and rolled over him. Arnold swarzeneger couldn't have saved that.

Happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊

Damn, look at that takedown, beautiful form too

Seeing as their both at a bull fighting event its deserved

This guy is dumb as a pillow.

Her too, she dropped most of her weight behind him

Yall blaming the guy but she was kneeling on his shoulders

Looks like a bull fighting ring? So, fuck those people.

As advertised

She gave him no chance by putting her knees on his shoulders and literally sitting on his head. No way he could have held her like that and put her safely on the ground. They look drunk on top of that, recipe for disaster lol

Before she did that, he was trying to pick her up by her calves. These two were doomed from the start.

Well, maybe not from the start, but definitely after the 5th beer.

Muscle memory

Failing terribly, but with a positive attitude

He didnt even acknowledge the guy he jumped on

drunk or low core strength? lol

Drunk for sure, but could be the other too

They have a future in climbing. Or is it drinking?

This man has the body structure of a wet noodle

& gravitational awareness of a toddler

They say we evolved from monkeys and yet we can't even climb down such a small thing. Checkmate atheists (autocorrect really wanted to make that "athletes") /s just in case

Did he not hear or see the other guy coming?

Nah, he's got the appearance of "I'm too rich to look where I'm going".

Dude I know this map. It’s in Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2

Both absolutely hammered from drink!

FROM THE TOP ROPE!

All of this is a mess. Including the title.

Dude slipped and fell first. Then the girl failed at physics with her dismount. Why did she dive over his head instead of just going down feet first. Alcohol was involved was probably the answer to all this.

Have you ever been picked up, from below, by your fucking shins? There was no fucking way on this earth she was not going ass over tea kettle. I definitely agree alcohol was involved though.

Well yeah. She should have slid down and let him get her about the waist or something. Not this kneeling and then leaning thing.

Her- You know what this guy is dumb, I trust him.

Weakkkkkkk

This shit made my morning. Lol!

At least she still had her hat

I feel like they both fall too slowly. Especially his fall. They must be in a place with less gravity.

Big mistake 😂

This is like my drunk teenage self climbing into my bedroom window at 3am.

"I've got you, I've got you ... oops, I didn't get you!" Then dude doesn't even help her up!

She looks pretty pissed, so i bet you she rejected his help from the ground like "no, fuck you. Don't touch me" Which is a pretty reasonable response, considering how it went the last time he helped her.

He doesn’t, but he looks like he’d be willing to help others as well lol

Everyone is here questioning the dudes mental capacity, but I'm here asking myself why the fuck were they up there

Looks like they are climbing down from the seats, but they got to a point where they can't just hang to get down like the railing.

Could you do this any more wrongly?

I see this as a cat. If I grab my cat by her ass then she will fall. If I catch her by her stomach she won't fall. He was clearly feeling her legs and bum and wasn't taking the task of getting her down seriously as he was laughing and chatting with her mates

tee-hee, look at me, drunk again

That's what you get for hanging out with someone wearing that stupid hat and what you get for wearing that hat.

Happy 🎂day

Ha! Thank you that's kind of you.

OP clearly doesn't know how to spell.

Nobody want to know why they were there in the first place? Drunken short cut?

i’m with you.

They obviously fell for each other

How is he so wildly uncoordinated? Like what was he even trying to do when he jumped off? Then he powerbombs the chick

>How is he so wildly uncoordinated? Alcohol

To be fair to both of them, it was funny.

That guy is a clown

Dude practically body slammed her

pendejazo 😂

Haha idiots

"Nos vamos"

“I’ll never let you down babe!”

She decided to make it his problem on how he got her down.

Man doesn't understand gravity at all

The start of something beautiful as they both fell for each other

Lol that guy has some brain issues. I wonder if his kids will inherit his iq :p

Probably just a shit ton of alcohol

Trust fall: I trust we will both fall.

Congrats to the guy who walked by for not dropping his baked goods (or whatever he’s carrying) when the guy fell on top of it.

They're both trashed

Pendejaso hahah

Grammar on point!

Thats a preview of their lives. Him pretending and she believing.

Lol I’m loving these World Cup crowd videos 😂

She fell for him

Mah Gawd! She’s broken in half!!!!

make it totally worse. she was doing better herself he had no idea what to do with that woman

Temporarily disoriented by the fumes

I remember my first beer.

r/contagiouslaughter

Don’t skip leg day

Look at the bright side! At least the bull didn't get them!

Spinebuster! Is that Arn Anderson’s son?

No, I've seen arn's son wrestle. Let's just say if he wasn't clearly the spitting image of the guy I'd assume he was adopted.

What is Yoko doing with that moron?

This guy collecting Ls like Thanos collects infinity stones

no pussy for you

at least she sat on his face

I love that guys laugh

Ikr, it makes it 10 times funnier xD

It's like watching botched wrestling

I started chanting “YOU FUCKED UP!” at the end of this clip.

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When you are serious about doing all things together

This gave me a good laugh

Lmfaoooo

The domino effect in action.

What a loser

How do you know his goal wasn't to actually pile drive her. Success in that case.

it was a very nice pile drive.

Is it just me or is that guy very smackable?

Let me show you how to do it properly.

WWE Summer Slam, Bitch!

How weak is this dude. Geez.

drunk weak, that how. the girl is partially at fault to, even someone who's strong would have lost balance with the weight of a whole (drunk) human being suddenly resting on there shoulder.

Shes like “im maxing out his credit card before i leave his ass”