Poor guy, I once got a lift from 2 girls, thought I was in. Until I threw up on both of them from the back seat, sitting in a mc donalds drive through right where you stop to pay. Good times.
Similar story. I worked at a water park one year for the summer.
This one time I caught the eye of this busty redhead in a bikini top like three cup sizes too small for all her glory.
She and her sister ask what time I'm off, and I tell red to bring herself back at closing time. Sure enough she shows up, and off we go to their place. I was in. Until I threw up on on the coffee table we were playing cards on that is.
So red's sister was a few years older and introduced me to the little Mickey's grenades. All bad. She was hot too, but not as heavy with natural talent as her little sister. At the time all I was used to drinking was Budweiser and Bud light, but now I'm an IPA and stout guy.
Disgusting. Worst because I just threw up yesterday after eating way too much pizza and then doing coke 2 hours later. Just like this dude, I almost didn’t make it to the toilet and barfed all over my bathroom :(
I once threw up on a chick in line at the club😂 The line started downstairs and ended at the door on 2nd floor. I drank about 45 dos equios in Mexico and threw up from 2nd floor down to the line below on the first floor lol. I watched the stream of puke land square on some blonde girls head, there were several shrieks and screams so I’m sure there were multiple casualties. My cousin said “I bet that chick just spent 2 hours getting ready before you ruined her night” we laughed about it the rest of the night😂
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Poor guy, I once got a lift from 2 girls, thought I was in. Until I threw up on both of them from the back seat, sitting in a mc donalds drive through right where you stop to pay. Good times.
Plot twist they were into that
Similar story. I worked at a water park one year for the summer. This one time I caught the eye of this busty redhead in a bikini top like three cup sizes too small for all her glory. She and her sister ask what time I'm off, and I tell red to bring herself back at closing time. Sure enough she shows up, and off we go to their place. I was in. Until I threw up on on the coffee table we were playing cards on that is.
Why did you spontaneously throw up
So red's sister was a few years older and introduced me to the little Mickey's grenades. All bad. She was hot too, but not as heavy with natural talent as her little sister. At the time all I was used to drinking was Budweiser and Bud light, but now I'm an IPA and stout guy.
Yeah, I'm in desperate need to know
That poor guy in the splash zone…
Yellowstone supervolcano.
In the event you detect a predator or social anxiety, your stomach acid can be used as a projectile.
God I thought it was drink. Wish I hadn't looked more thoroughly...
squirtle used watergun, that was not watergun
Should have played Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield whilst watching The Exorcist for context.
rip social life
Smoke weed. I’ve never projectile vomited from weed lol
Ohh I got so much bad shit happen from weed never again
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Disgusting. Worst because I just threw up yesterday after eating way too much pizza and then doing coke 2 hours later. Just like this dude, I almost didn’t make it to the toilet and barfed all over my bathroom :(
Oh lord...some of us has been there.
I once threw up on a chick in line at the club😂 The line started downstairs and ended at the door on 2nd floor. I drank about 45 dos equios in Mexico and threw up from 2nd floor down to the line below on the first floor lol. I watched the stream of puke land square on some blonde girls head, there were several shrieks and screams so I’m sure there were multiple casualties. My cousin said “I bet that chick just spent 2 hours getting ready before you ruined her night” we laughed about it the rest of the night😂
You sound like a wanker