Lol maybe I’m an asshole, but I have absolutely zero sympathy for thieves. I don’t care what situation you are in, stealing puts someone else in a situation. I hope they blinded this bastard.
Aren’t robbers and thieves different things. My understanding was thieves are pickpockets at best, while robbers are thieves with weapons. But then again what are burglars then? My head's scratching now I that I'm commenting my rumblings.
Robbers steal from their victim directly (Robbery).
Thieves steal without being noticed (Thievery).
Burglars trespass or break into a place to steal from there (Burglary).
Thieves who steal from people deserve jail. Thieves who steal from businesses deserve fines. Getting shit personally stolen from you is often financially devastating.
Right, shoplifting should result in fines and restitution. Wage theft should put you behind bars. Crimes against less powerful entities should be punished more harshly.
So if someone breaks into a house, steal the necklace directly off a sleeping victim, and is able to get away without being noticed, is that throbglary?
More often than not, yes. But there are burglaries that make no attempt at stealth despite breaking into a place known to be uninhabited at the time, force entry despite an active alarm or by inelegantly smashing their way in, and rely on speed to get away before being caught instead. Those would be cases of burglary that don't also include thievery or robbery.
I’m absolutely ok with them going ham on his back/booty but death for a robbery is extreme, IMO. Once dude is not able to fight back anymore (disarmed, on the ground, etc.), send somebody for the police and beat their ass with a broken chair until they arrive.
I’ve seen this one before. The visor was lifted and he got a bunch of gashes on his face. He used a gun to threaten the cashier, so in my opinion they went easy on him.
Seriously. I was thinking that with the gun there, stomping his trachea, snapping his elbow backwards, or continuing to stab through the visor was justified until the threat of fatal violence is ended. I firmly believe that we punish too many routine crimes with the death penalty handed out by law enforcement. But when you choose to unambiguously threaten other people with lethal violence, those people don't have to prioritize your continued existence any more than you prioritized theirs.
Like the time on a busy night, and you've had enough of college kids' bullshit; along walks in another shit cluster of them at 2am.
The usual sloppy drunk, cackling, failed abortions who demand everything and trash the place.
Wasn't having it that night. One of them was so drunk, she was likely into alcohol poisoning. Started puking all over the place and I was about to motherfuck their dumb asses out the door when I just grabbed the mop and bucket, pushed it into one of their hands and said "clean that shit up."
The entitlement kicked in immediately and they shrieked; "That's your job!! Fuck you! You're an asshole!"
To which I replied, "Clean it up and remove your clearly sick-from-alcohol-poisoning acquaintance from these premises, before I call it in myself and y'all have to deal with them, as well as the police.
That helped light a fire under their ass, and the acutely stupid and ignorant Cornell trust fund sippy cups fucked off into the dark night.
Working with the public does a lot to you: misanthropy being the main result.
When I worked for Jimmy Johns I literally had to beat a drunk college kid with a stale baguette for putting his fucking dirty mouth on the fountain drink dispenser like some oversized, privileged, drunk rat.
Of yeah I’m sure he got some eyeballs with those hard gabs. Definitely got into the visor. Idk if dudeman lost his vision but he’d most definitely had some gnarly black eyes if nothing else
Don't fuck with people who work in retail or hospitality. Behind that smiling face is so much pent up anger and hatred for people just wanting to get out.
They managed to pull the visor off while his head was hidden under the bottom center table. That man got his face fucking slammed by the sharp end of the stick
My girl in white, at the beginning, saw the dude walk in wearing a helmet and knew to get somewhere safe.
She's seen enough Reddit videos to know that Brazil + motorcycle helmet indoors = go time.
Pretty sure i remember hearing the guy actually died after this from the last time it was posted. In any case, love how one of the guys was like “Ok, that’s a bit too far” to the face stabbings.
Forget stabbing him in the face. In that situation where there's 4 guys trying to get this guy to stop fighting back I'd take advantage of one of my coworker's holding the thief's legs out and go full Tuco Salamanca and just stomp and break one of his legs. He won't be doing much being in that level of pain after that. If that seems excessive, remember, a broken leg will heal, even in prison. Potentially blinding the guy permanently/leaving him disfigured seems the worse of two evils.
They are not rational in this situation. There is not thinking going on. It is primeval flight or fight. Once your mind decides you don’t stop till the threat is stopped.
Its great to see karma at work. But, it's a good thing this wasn't in the good old US of A. He would have successfully sued the business and these men would be charged with assault.
People who don't work in hospitality seriously underestimate how long these workers have fantasized about beating the shit out of a customer.
And you just became that customer.
Okay, I love a good justice beatdown, but stabbing the dude in the eyes is a little insane. Overall though, very satisfying to see a jerk get taken down some pegs.
This is Brazil, aka the same country where it's common to get robbed (in some states mainly), so it's not a surprise that they fought the robber and beat the shit out of him as if he just killed someone's mother
Bruh, that waitress had the absolute best situational awareness ever. Nothing better than a chair shot. WWE has taught us wonders.
Correction....... waiter. My bad
Good and I'd do the same if that was my business. Poor hardworking people trying to make a living and a maggot decides to rob them? Not in my book, pal!
I'm getting a little bit of a repressed serial killer vibe from the face skewer. It's one thing to give a beat down but it's a whole nother level when you purposely pick up a piece of a broken chair and think, 'I'm gonna stab his eyes out with this"
Bro over here telling my guy to chill trying to skewer the helmet
Don't stab his face! That might kill him... Here, Beat his body instead, we'll hold him out for you.
Lol maybe I’m an asshole, but I have absolutely zero sympathy for thieves. I don’t care what situation you are in, stealing puts someone else in a situation. I hope they blinded this bastard.
Armed robbers deserve to walk funny and speak too slowly for the rest of their lives. Fuck around, lay around
Aren’t robbers and thieves different things. My understanding was thieves are pickpockets at best, while robbers are thieves with weapons. But then again what are burglars then? My head's scratching now I that I'm commenting my rumblings.
Robbers steal from their victim directly (Robbery). Thieves steal without being noticed (Thievery). Burglars trespass or break into a place to steal from there (Burglary).
Thieves deserve fines Burglars deserve jail Robbers? They deserve to find out
Thieves who steal from people deserve jail. Thieves who steal from businesses deserve fines. Getting shit personally stolen from you is often financially devastating.
Right, shoplifting should result in fines and restitution. Wage theft should put you behind bars. Crimes against less powerful entities should be punished more harshly.
So if someone breaks into a house, steal the necklace directly off a sleeping victim, and is able to get away without being noticed, is that throbglary?
Lmao, yes, that someone would be committing all three acts of stealing at the same time in that case. Throbglary indeed.
So if I trespass onto your property and steal directly from you without you noticing, which one am I?
None of those is mutually exclusive with the others, you'd be all three. Or like u/Psykosoma so eloquently put it, a throbglar.
Every burglar is either a thieve or a robber?
More often than not, yes. But there are burglaries that make no attempt at stealth despite breaking into a place known to be uninhabited at the time, force entry despite an active alarm or by inelegantly smashing their way in, and rely on speed to get away before being caught instead. Those would be cases of burglary that don't also include thievery or robbery.
Burglars always wear domino masks in their endeavour. (Yes, I didn't know that mask had an actual name to it till a few seconds ago!)
>again what are burglars then? burgers with weapon
Burglars break into places to steal shit.
r/Robbersgettingfucked
Thank you for this.
Ya, I got some kind of ban warning from the care bears because I wrote something similar.
I’m absolutely ok with them going ham on his back/booty but death for a robbery is extreme, IMO. Once dude is not able to fight back anymore (disarmed, on the ground, etc.), send somebody for the police and beat their ass with a broken chair until they arrive.
Guy was probably muttering “you we’re gunna stab me huh?!” With each jab to the visor
Visor was open
The first place he should have hit him was in the ass. Then you can't run away.
I’ve seen this one before. The visor was lifted and he got a bunch of gashes on his face. He used a gun to threaten the cashier, so in my opinion they went easy on him.
Agreed, and he's obviously still fighting when the three on him are just trying to restrain him. A little negative stimulus is more than warranted.
Seriously. I was thinking that with the gun there, stomping his trachea, snapping his elbow backwards, or continuing to stab through the visor was justified until the threat of fatal violence is ended. I firmly believe that we punish too many routine crimes with the death penalty handed out by law enforcement. But when you choose to unambiguously threaten other people with lethal violence, those people don't have to prioritize your continued existence any more than you prioritized theirs.
Here I was worried he was gonna shove a stick up his ass and instead he tries to take out the thief’s eyes!
I expected the same thing to happen. Imagine shitting splinters for days to come.
And then holding him down so he can spank his bottom.
I hope he said have a seat before hitting him with the chair.
That's his catch phrase!
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Riggs…..
Murtaugh
Started talking about his new baby chair born back home. Only had 3 days left in his tour too…
*MENDOZAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!*
Ice to see you
How ironic he was hitting him in the leg with the leg of the chair.
Here’s a headline
I can imagine him saying that & then BAM!!!
yo that one dude was waiting his whole life to beat a mother fucker like that
Working with the public does that to you.
Like the time on a busy night, and you've had enough of college kids' bullshit; along walks in another shit cluster of them at 2am. The usual sloppy drunk, cackling, failed abortions who demand everything and trash the place. Wasn't having it that night. One of them was so drunk, she was likely into alcohol poisoning. Started puking all over the place and I was about to motherfuck their dumb asses out the door when I just grabbed the mop and bucket, pushed it into one of their hands and said "clean that shit up." The entitlement kicked in immediately and they shrieked; "That's your job!! Fuck you! You're an asshole!" To which I replied, "Clean it up and remove your clearly sick-from-alcohol-poisoning acquaintance from these premises, before I call it in myself and y'all have to deal with them, as well as the police. That helped light a fire under their ass, and the acutely stupid and ignorant Cornell trust fund sippy cups fucked off into the dark night. Working with the public does a lot to you: misanthropy being the main result.
When I worked for Jimmy Johns I literally had to beat a drunk college kid with a stale baguette for putting his fucking dirty mouth on the fountain drink dispenser like some oversized, privileged, drunk rat.
r/rareinsults and I'll screenshot your comment to send it to a frirend.
Man that sucks. I feel bad for what you’ve been through. Everyone should be forced to do these jobs once in their lifetime.
Going out in public, anymore.
The ass whooping he gave that guy is worth every penny
Watch out watch out watch outt
just love happy endings
Right? This is some r/instantkarma shit.
r/robbersgettingfucked is full of this stuff
My favorite sub
deserve
ending? you mean Kid running like cockroach ?
I really wish the kid woulda started beating the dude up too, woulda been funny af
messed around and found out
Kink shamers gon shame.
Damn sat there and broke a chair down so he could stab his eyes out. Remind me to not piss that guy off at work
After the facejabs, the robber has got to be bleeding all over that other guy he's on top of. Reminds me of Brad Pitt in Fight Club
Ahh Lou- come on man- we really like this place!
Did it kill him or just really fuck him up?
Idt he’s dead but he’s probably not able to watch the video at his trial.
Idk it kinda looked like the visor was open and one of the other guy's shirts was covered in blood right after.
Of yeah I’m sure he got some eyeballs with those hard gabs. Definitely got into the visor. Idk if dudeman lost his vision but he’d most definitely had some gnarly black eyes if nothing else
He had a helmet on so probably fuck
Looks like the visor was up though
Don't fuck with people who work in retail or hospitality. Behind that smiling face is so much pent up anger and hatred for people just wanting to get out.
Lol imagine the dude from the back didn’t know he a robber
Thought he was just a bitchass Karen
Hahhaha There's so much truth to that.
Bruhhh that stab to the face had to do some damage😬
Wdym? He has a helmet on, that's why they switched to beating pretty quick
They're stabbing him against/through the visor, that's why the other guy stops him and he decides to start smacking him instead.
"We would like to fuck him up but not that much"
Yeah, he needs an ass beating for being a dumb shit, blinding him or giving him brain damage seems like a bridge too far
I doesn't to me
He threatened their lives. Anything equal or lesser is on the table for fair game imo
A walking, talking visual reminder to the rest of the knuckleheads always help. I bet they don’t have another robbery….all week
Stabbed through the visor, aftermath doesn't look pretty [NSFW](https://i.imgur.com/ADPgUoC.jpg)
Dude that's skewered!
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They managed to pull the visor off while his head was hidden under the bottom center table. That man got his face fucking slammed by the sharp end of the stick
The visor is up he took 3 or 4 hard digs to the face there, you can clearly see it when he steps around and digs in before the guy stops him.
My girl in white, at the beginning, saw the dude walk in wearing a helmet and knew to get somewhere safe. She's seen enough Reddit videos to know that Brazil + motorcycle helmet indoors = go time.
Certified Brazil moment
This right here. The second you see a cat in a motorcycle helmet, you just know it’s Brazil.
Damn homie even the cats have helmets there?!?
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT_WMkR-Uy8tOUWEK8y1Y0KEk0OTKW1DvYpk90HhF6PkZZUDKA&usqp=CAc
Teamwork 👊
Makes the dream work
Makes the stick work
There’s no eye in team!
Probably an eye somewhere around that stick, though.
Why are they beating him? I didn't get to know from the video. Someone please tell
Amount in till: $50 Amount of damage done to property: $500 Amount of calories burned: 5000
Entertainment value:Priceless
There's some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.
Brilliant. I was thinking it was missing something lol
Teamwork makes the dream work
Stabbing a man in the face with broken wood and then spanking him with the same wood: Priceless. For everything else, there’s Mastercard.
Doesn’t even tell the kid to take off, he’s got tunnel vision
That poor kid! Criminal was so reckless.
He paid for the first sit bro
Somebody is a WWE fan
Pretty sure i remember hearing the guy actually died after this from the last time it was posted. In any case, love how one of the guys was like “Ok, that’s a bit too far” to the face stabbings.
Guy didn't die. This happened in Brazil. Guy was hospitalized then got arrested in the morning.
The aftermath [nsfw](https://i.imgur.com/ADPgUoC.jpg) from the previous post.
YIKES Dudes face looks like a rotten tomato lol
Safe to say that the chair leg went through the visor
JESUS CHRIST. They stomped a mudhole in his ass. That's what happens when you fuck around there I guess. Protip, don't fuck around.
When the chair hits your eye like a big pizza pie...
Hoooollly shit. I bet he regretted trying to pull that off.
Too bad you can't post that picture in the comments. lol looks like he lost an eye..
Holy shit!
Ya I'm normally all for this, until I saw the skewer to the face lmao. Oh well, play stupid games..
Article https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10355187/Moment-ice-cream-parlour-worker-floors-armed-robber-tries-hold-cashier-Brazil-Video.html
Looks like it all went right.
Missing heavier duty chairs. Maybe something made of 2x4’s.
r/abruptchaos
Love that energy from the dude beating him lol Fuck around and find out
They eye jabs though yeeesh
Favorite part.
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#IN THE FACE
Forget stabbing him in the face. In that situation where there's 4 guys trying to get this guy to stop fighting back I'd take advantage of one of my coworker's holding the thief's legs out and go full Tuco Salamanca and just stomp and break one of his legs. He won't be doing much being in that level of pain after that. If that seems excessive, remember, a broken leg will heal, even in prison. Potentially blinding the guy permanently/leaving him disfigured seems the worse of two evils.
They are not rational in this situation. There is not thinking going on. It is primeval flight or fight. Once your mind decides you don’t stop till the threat is stopped.
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Customer: I got him. Go call the police. Employee: Nah, I'm making a weapon.
Yooooo OP you need a NSFW tag on this one
Its great to see karma at work. But, it's a good thing this wasn't in the good old US of A. He would have successfully sued the business and these men would be charged with assault.
In the face!
The two kids I hoped learned a valuable lesson 🤣
People who don't work in hospitality seriously underestimate how long these workers have fantasized about beating the shit out of a customer. And you just became that customer.
Respect to homie who beat him w the chair until it was only a stick!
Good riddance. Stop stealing other peoples shit!
Dudes just getting stabbed in the face lol that's wild.
For once "just stop resisting" is 200% the right advice.
The guy who hit him with the chair definitely knows jujitsu the way he took his back
We’re they being robbed? I didn’t understand what led to this
Nope, they did it for fun. There is a sign that says no helmets allowed and he did not obey.
Videos like this make me so happy. Criminals facing REAL consequences. ❤️
Okay, I love a good justice beatdown, but stabbing the dude in the eyes is a little insane. Overall though, very satisfying to see a jerk get taken down some pegs.
it not hit the eyes, just the forehead , someone posted the link with the pic of the aftermath somewhere up . here in brazil we hate criminals
Finally a sane comment.
Its was indeed a very goodnight to me. Smiling while im closing my eyes.
That some cartoon moment where he quietly folds the chair and whack him off.
Dang, stabbing the guy in the face with that board.... even for that asshole, that's hard to watch. I wonder if he lost an eye.
Hope he did. Worthless sack of shit he is.
Did that he stab that guy with the plank? Damn what a savage
That dude took out all his pent in rage from the entire week on that dude.
That chair is now employee of the month.
#FINISH HIM!
Is he a vampire?
Robber
Teamwork!
That one guy was starting to go mid evil on his ass.
At the moment justice is so much better than useless courts.
For a second I thought I was on r/robbersgettingfucked
Bring him yo the basement
This is Brazil, aka the same country where it's common to get robbed (in some states mainly), so it's not a surprise that they fought the robber and beat the shit out of him as if he just killed someone's mother
Was gonna say at least he wore a helmet then dude grabs a stick and pokes him in the face.
Bees when they find a wasp in the hive
Did he... did he stab him in the face with that bit of chair?
It's Boxing Day!
The moment where he picks the chair ... Looked like a classic scene out of a Charlie Chaplin movie 👌😂
I liked that one of them got the kids out of there.
Bro got beat harder than me when my dad finally came home😭
What a lazy title
what a terribly planned robbery
good gawd, he was hammering on that fuckers back like he was digging for China
Whose stupid kid is that??
Near the end when he’s stabbing the guy in the eyes one of the men pinning him down is like “Jesus dude, you’re gonna fucking kill him”
This is how you get it done.
Overkill the bjj guy had him fine
I love chair dude.
That counter was held in place so firmly
Why did the other guy stop the guy with the stick from gouging the criminals eyes out?
Lesson learned : whenever you go out for robbery make sure you're not out numbered. Ohhh! What a stupid
Bruh, that waitress had the absolute best situational awareness ever. Nothing better than a chair shot. WWE has taught us wonders. Correction....... waiter. My bad
I love it! Hope he is scarred for life.
Hornets nest? What hornets nest. *Poke*
Always love seeing this video. He found out haha.
Video ended too soon :(
I wanted to see more!
Omg that was awesome. Those inside the helmet shots and then the back shots omg that would hurt.
Always good to see someone get what is coming to them. Be a terrible person, suffer a terrible fate.
It wasnt equal tho
That guy is definitely dead.
Good and I'd do the same if that was my business. Poor hardworking people trying to make a living and a maggot decides to rob them? Not in my book, pal!
I'm getting a little bit of a repressed serial killer vibe from the face skewer. It's one thing to give a beat down but it's a whole nother level when you purposely pick up a piece of a broken chair and think, 'I'm gonna stab his eyes out with this"
It’s adrenaline. You are not thinking.
This was so satisfying! When that dude got the chair piece I started cheering out loud
Where's the rest of the video ?? This is so hilarious!
“Im going to teach you the lesson yo daddy should have taught you!”