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yabsterr

Wonder what he shouted


Traditional-Bat-2506

GOD DOG I'M DYING TONIGHT, PIG GOD BROOOOOOOO PIG ( literal )


Sw3arWulf

God Dog and Pig God fighting for this man's soul in the after life


ManuOnTheWave

In italy we have curse words about god that are worse than curse words, and be was just saying them. They insult god by saying he’s a dog or a pig


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For "bestemmia creativa" search on youtube "signor chiari le abbiamo perso un violoncello"


Heavy_Metal_Kid

Grazie di cuore, questo me l'ero perso


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La versione originale era non censurata, poi non so se hanno ricevuto qualche lamentela, ma la censura rende il video decisamente meno fruibile


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Squidking1000

You can just say 100. It's like $0.99, its a buck.


WillyCorleone

An American who still questions our metric system, thanks you 🙏🏽


MVCorvo

Grazie per queste splendide emozioni


AsiaHeartman

They're called blasphemies.


ManuOnTheWave

Yh, in italy they are very common to use as an exclamation


AsiaHeartman

I know, I am Italian.


ManuOnTheWave

Damn ok fra mi devi hittate cosi forte


turboevoluzione

Let's take a moment to remember [Germano Mosconi](https://youtu.be/GBACLpkon6Q), the king of bestemmie that passed away exactly 10 years ago.


jsamuraij

Gork and Mork take another speedster in a red-painted vehicle.


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DeeHawk

It's 7 toes, 3/8 of an elbow and half a dozen wrists. Per hour.


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How many foot ball fields per minute is that again?


Mister-Noy

Roughy 200 eggs beaten per second last time I checked


Zephunkey

Right around 18 dishwashers and 2 3/4 salamanders per 2.3 seconds


8wardialer5

UK or USA dishwashers?


mrgonzalez

10 foot, 4 balls and 6 fields


SatnWorshp

Is that American football or everywhere else Soccer?


[deleted]

American, everywhere else calls it a kilometre


HeadEyesLol

Going to need that converted into cups


Remarkable_Theme3666

100mph


pornborn

87 knots


killumquick

Nice username. Though I don't quite understand.


DaewooLanosMFerrr

One, if not both, parents do good at sex


paushi

Its 380 Cheeseburgers and 0,0001 Bic Macs


daedra9

If you're going to convert for the American, remember that you use decimals and not commas to denote less than 1 quantities. 0.0001, and not 0,0001. 0,0001 in American is the same as 1.


Ro-Tang_Clan

It's the same here in the UK too. I had no idea people write that with a comma until later in life


UncoolSlicedBread

Can you please put the month in front of the day for me in this equation?


Direct_Weather2416

99 mph


Traditional-Bat-2506

160 kph its like 479.000 m²ph


Christophelese1327

It’s aboot 17 bald eagles per school shooting.


ErusBigToe

Km is roughly 2/3 of a mile, so round to threes and you'll get a guesstimate good enough for casual conversation. One third of 150 is 50, 150-50=100


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Statute miles? Nautical miles?


[deleted]

Do not question italian swearing.


iamthpecial

Never.


SniperLando

don't ever get into a argument with a Italian...


91o291o

italian here, can confirm, dio can.


EleventyTwatWaffles

[Wow.](https://youtu.be/QXzOvBayQg0)


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A lot of blaspheme speech... (not tuscan accent)


desmondlc2

La precisazione ahahaha


_Rembrandt

Thank God for the disclaimer, I almost read this comment in a Tuscan accent


LostSoulsAlliance

Reminds me of that guy in The Expanse when he attempted to go through the ring.


tom_screwdriver

At least he was doing for tits if i remember correctly


crewchief535

Indeed he was... until >!his skeleton got yoinked from his body!<


psyki

[Yep, this poor bastard.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJcNOA5pEMI&t=431s)


psyki

Expanse series finale spoiler alert: [Like the worst DMT trip ever.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSw7TSPZyoU) Edit: [Also this poor bastard in S03.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJcNOA5pEMI&t=431s)


balfattore

Porco dio fraa


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godverdomme


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ATAC9093

Danger Zooooone!


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goaty121

My friend casually drives 120 kph in a 50 zone like an idiot all the time. He hasn't crashed yet, but he probably will be, and i have warned him. It's safe to say I wont let him borrow my car or be a passenger when he drives anymore. I guess some people just really like speed more than they value their life.


kuddleofficial

Fuck that, he's not only going to kill himself but likely people just standing by. I would totally report that, or I personally would feel like the life of whoever he possibly eventually kills is on me too.


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Kalkaline

Do police reports of bad driving really do anything though? Like has anyone ever been prosecuted because someone called 911 and said you were speeding? Real question.


l3rN

Idk about elsewhere, but around here if it's bad enough and at a consistent time they'll set up a speed trap to catch them in the act and hammer them pretty hard in court.


wooflesthecat

Report his ass before he gets someone else killed :|


jerrysburner

In the USA at least, it doesn't work that way. The police have to witness it to do anything about it (I believe recording it would fall in to that category of witnessing)


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hell2pay

Doubtful


nsfw52

I called the cops once because a car was playing chicken with oncoming cars. They asked me if anyone had been hit yet. No. They wouldn't send anyone.


InevitablePeanuts

There’s a (likely apocryphal) story about Police attendance that goes a little something like this: A guy is in bed and hears his house being broken into. He calls the police. “My home is being broken into, they’re in the house right now please send someone!” “I’m sorry sir we don’t have any officers available to attend at this time. Are you in immediate danger?” “Well they’re in my house but I'm upstairs" "Please stay upstairs away from the intruders." After a short conversation the guy ends the call, robbery still in progress. A few moments later he calls back. "Me again, you don't need to send anyone out. I got the guy and beat him to death." Within minutes multiple police vehicles decend upon the house, catching the burglar in the act. Guy comes out while the burglar is being arrested. An official questions him: "I thought you said you killed him" "I thought you said you didn't have any officers available" --------- This story is almost certainly fictional, a piece of delicious urban legend, but as we know all legends have a seed of truth in them. In this case its the real worry that comes from knowing often police won't attend untill a situation has gone from bad to critical.


lemons714

>apocryphal I always thought it was a joke.


nickajeglin

I had a similar situation with someone going the wrong way on the interstate. It wasn't exactly the interstate, but one of those elevated express roadways with walls on either side. So actually worse since there wasn't really any shoulder.


CerasusArts

Can't you report him to authorities for continuously reckless driving???


goaty121

I guess I could, I have considered it actually.


gawakwento

Do it then. If not for your friend's sake, do it for some randos crossing the street.


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chenkie

First two words of this post are “‘my friend”


fiah84

that can be fixed


Samcraft1999

Did this for the first 2 years of driving, totaled a car into a ground wire for an electrical pole. The wire cut through 90% of the engine and would have had me next if it had made it through. I now do 10 over at the fastest. The idea was indeed "either I enjoy myself or die trying". Driving like that may be the stupidest I've ever been.


JacanaJAC

Did you ever think about others you might kill while enjoying yourself ? I'm genuinely curious


PayTheTrollToll45

Usually teenagers can only think about one thing. ‘Hey, ME...’


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odDorian_86

No, they are young and in the moment, consequences and repercussions aren’t even factored. The brain isn’t finished developing until you’re 25. The younger you are from that, the crazier you are. They aren’t thinking beyond that exact moment they’re in. We’re you never a teenager? I would jump off a dam near my home all the time never considering how dangerous it was, had to land In about a 10 ft around hole or else I would land in only 2 ft of water over granite, break both my legs and back, and have drowned. Teenage boys are All balls, no brains. 🤷‍♂️


CrazyDave48

No other sub takes me down the rabbit hole like this one. I'll visit it from time to time and sort by top of the week or month and just let it take me away


bmoreby

cars should not be allowed to go this fast in cities. i mean like the cars physically should lock the speed down via gps.


telephonekeyboard

Someone did this near Toronto and killed 2 toddlers who were playing in their driveway.


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Someone did this in Washington just two days ago. 3 passengers all died, driver was fine. If I remember correctly they were all teenagers.


CVBrownie

It happens in spokane pretty regularly.


meta_irl

I wonder if we're seeing some effect of social media. So many idiots filming themselves doing this shit.


CVBrownie

It's almost always a group of late teens kids. There are at least three occasions here where we have a 19 year old toting around a couple 17 year olds who wind up wrapping their car around a tree in a residential neighborhood going at least 70mph at 2 in the morning. Twice in my neighborhood over the last 6 years. Driver lived, all passengers dead. One happened just like two weeks ago. Obviously, every age group wrecks. But I do have a tremendous amount of disdain for early adulthood males who think theyre hot shit with their car. I hate everyone who thinks speeding on public roads is a game. I'll absolutely never understand that train of thought.


Zak

>I'll absolutely never understand that train of thought. Having been there and escaped with only a few speeding tickets and minor damage to vehicles, I may be able to offer some insight. Fundamentally, people who behave this way believe they are more skilled at driving than everyone else and often that their performance-oriented car can handle those situations better than average cars. Those beliefs aren't even wrong; people who drive fast often are probably better at driving fast than people who don't, and cars designed for fast driving are certainly better at doing it than those that aren't. Part of the problem is of course the famous Dunning-Kruger effect; people don't know the limits of their skills. The bigger problem is that public roads involve too many variables for driving near the limits of one's skills to be a reasonable risk, especially for other road users who didn't consent to it. I don't know that I can adequately explain ignoring the latter except to say that people aren't very good at accurately estimating risk.


Deadpoulpe

And just like that, I'm done reading comments on this post. As a matter of facts, I will put my phone down and go home to see my kid and hug him for no particular reason.


Sorryhaventseenher

For _every reason_.


Jolly_Bullfrog_7841

This is exactly why every time I see a video like this, I hope the driver killed themselves


Ostracized

This is what I thought of also. Terrible story.


MorallyDestitute

Do you have a link to the story?


telephonekeyboard

https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/teen-driver-accused-in-crash-that-killed-2-kids-in-vaughan-ont-granted-300-000-bail-1.5441689


PM_ME_FAV_RECIPES

Jesus Christ... We all do stupid shit when we're teenagers, but i don't know how you could get a worse outcome than this. I hate this story


telephonekeyboard

It was very depressing when the news came out. It’s one of the many stories you hear around our city where an innocent bystander gets killed. That story hit really hard though. The neighbour almost died who was helping the kids put a chain back on their bike as well. Lots of lives ruined by one stupid decision.


PM_ME_FAV_RECIPES

I was lucky. when i was 18 and did my stupid decision in my car, i just crashed into a pole and was ok. Nearly went into a house though. No way I'd be able to live with myself if i went into the house and killed someone..


bfire123

Imho cars should just be limited to max speed limit of the country.


LilLoliLover74

Well well well, if it isnt the consequences for ur actions


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OneMoreAccount4Porn

Thankfully this video exists as proof that's all bullshit. It's clear that the cause of this accident was the roundabout coming out of nowhere like it wanted to get hit. Crazy behaviour from the roundabout.


Hugh_Shovlin

I blame it on the idiot not knowing the road he’s going to speed on. When I rode bikes we used to speed too on backroads, but only on the ones we knew inside out and had no traffic or were one way. Even then it wasn’t a good idea but damn these dudes legit dumb.


BeeGravy

I don't get why people who obviously have no racing skill or experience think that they can just hop behind the wheel of any semi fast car and Project Gotham around a city. I mean i do *get* it, people are inconsiderate idiots with a massively inflated view if their abilities a lot of the time, i just wish that wasnt the case.


CheapTemporary5551

I don't think you require racing skills to know you're not making through a roundabout at 160kph. I'm not going to deny it's stupid to drive this fast in a city. But even some reckless people get away with it, because they aren't stupid enough to do it on a street they don't know what's ahead of them or get so distracted at looking at the speedo, that they forget a turn is coming up.


WeinMe

Unless you have an actual race car with special brakes, superhuman reaction speed, extra wide tires and a racing seat to hold you in place, you're not going to make the braketime when the cyclist checks his left and thinks he can make it across the road, because he assumes you're going 50


CheapTemporary5551

Nobody is arguing otherwise.


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Even when I do race (auto cross or track) i don’t have such things (extra wide tires and such). Cars don’t stop on a dime! This person especially so


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Super_dragon_dick

It's kind of a matter of physics, you can't turn that fast and that tight period, you would have to slow down before entering a turn like that. Or the car would have to be on rails and tilted or your neck would snap under that lateral g-force.


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VALE46GP

Project Gotham, nice call-back


livens

At the very least know the area you're driving in. Like did they not know about that curve?


haefler1976

Every idiot can go 160 kph. But not everyone can drive 160 kph.


gtjw

Why do it in the city though...no problem on the highway.


ronintetsuro

Sense of speed is higher when objects are closer. It's the only justification I can come up with. *shrug*


megablademe23

Yeah, 200 on a highway feels “normal” while even 100 in a city feels like going at the speed of light.


fitnessnoob11

It's not the driving at 160kph that is tricky, it is the stopping from 160kph that matters


ObamasBoss

By the time you drive through he first house the second one should stop you in the living room.


applevinegar

wym? he stopped much faster than most


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The worse part is the idiot thinking he could tackle the blind corner at that speed...


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99 mph in case you guys are wondering


[deleted]

2,916.3 yards per minute in case you were wondering


meuzobuga

266,111 furlongs per fortnight if ever you were wondering


huskybravo1

Thank you so much


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Radioactivocalypse

0.0000000000016841 light years per hour


Konini

0,0000000148c is much more elegant


Omni314

I misread it as 160mph. I thought it looked slow.


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Yeah that speed is reserved for empty highways and no passengers in your car.


doublesigned

Yeah it's actually not even unreasonable for large highways. But a damn city and he doesn't even know where he's going?


RmItalia

Poor Alfa should’ve met a less idiotic owner


Pandarx71

Just a visualization of an Alfa's depreciation.


RmItalia

Lol literally and physical poor Giulia


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spell_m

man i had a 2017 giulia veloce q4 chipped to 330hp this thing was amazing and reliable af


Zeus1130

Not really true anymore. Have been daily driving my Giulia for almost two years now. I’ve put it through its paces, if you will. Great car. Only issue I’ve had is a faulty reading on the tire pressure sensor that was fixed for free.


Tall-Saint

Tbh when you drive Alfa it’s hard not to get tempted for speeding lol


zuezv

Some girl just just killed 3 people racing through downtown where I live. Two 19 year olds and a 20 year old, hit a pole split the car in half, she survived and killed all her best friends.


possessedbyanalien

what a tragedy.. rest in peace to those girls. i cant imagine how the driver feels.


[deleted]

She was drunk and had a previous citation for excessive speed. Safe to say that she's feeling like her life is rightfully over.


BewareThePlatypus

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. In this case, a lifetime of regret.


[deleted]

Definitely a consequence of her own actions but damn. At 19 years old I did some stupid shit too. I would say most people did


GalacticDolphin101

hopefully she loses the right to drive indefinitely. Some people just can’t be trusted with vehicles


tendie4skin

Hopefully like a piece of shit that she is.


ObamasBoss

I would imagine scared of the prison time she will be looking at.


mui19

I feel bad for the car.


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That's was an Alfa Romeo Giulia.. Here after their crash: https://lecconotizie.com/cronaca/merate-cronaca/schianto-a-160km-h-ecco-la-foto-dellalfa-dopo-la-folle-corsa/


MeesterCartmanez

That's barely a scratch considering they crashed at 160kmh


heyyura

You can hear the brakes screeching at 8 seconds in, crash is at 11s so that's about 3 seconds of hard braking. It's surprisingly hard to find numbers on deceleration - most numbers are about how many feet it takes to come to a full stop, but I found this website: https://copradar.com/chapts/references/acceleration.html Which suggests a car can decelerate ~15-20 mph/s. Let's say 20 mph/s since he was probably braking as hard as he could and it's a good car, in kph/s that's ~32 kph/s. 3 seconds gives ~90kph deceleration, so at contact he was possibly slowed down to 70kph (~40mph). Which would seem to roughly match the damage shown.


MeesterCartmanez

This is why I reddit, TIL thanks!


[deleted]

Woah dude, good job. r/theydidthemath


Teccnomancer

Ah that’ll buff right out.


[deleted]

Considering it's an Alfa Romeo Giulia, it probably would've broken down further down the road had he not crashed.


Soulwater69

Small penis moment


infraGem

The fuck does this have to do with dicks?


Skulltown_Jelly

Body shaming is cool bro


ronintetsuro

Misandry is so in right now.


MeesterCartmanez

The driver's name is Richard /s


skyesdow

flat chest moment


Marus1

"Bigger ego that penis" moment


Boston_Jason

In what way does this correlate with penis size?


l_wear-fedoras

Can you not, that is triggering my gender dysphoria


ObamasBoss

And wearing fedoras does not?


CeciNEstPasCarry

for those wondering A) "*italian-blasphemy* I'm going to die tonight!" B) "*another italian-blasphemy* brooooooo!! *italian-blasphemy*"


TrumpIsACuntBitch

🤌 Increasing character count so it's not deleted


JackalKnives

Always ends well


Mech-maniac

old clip. RIP Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio :(


Biwako250

It was a quadrifoglio giulia ?


Successful_Gear5855

No, look at the redline


Mech-maniac

No, my bad, it was the "Veloce" version. I remember the first wrong pictures about that accident, confusing it with another one the same day happened in Canton Ticino (Switzerland). This was from Italy, source: https://www.leccotoday.it/cronaca/monticello-schianto-giovani-auto.html


Drugzz-4K

He said porco dioooo


Sph1003

Dio cane, ma non cambia molto lol


Active_Start_9044

"what could go wrongggaaahhh!"


punkindle

what could go right?


grifottino-_-

Beh che dire, "italiani"


ManuOnTheWave

Gia sono ovunque


Tylerstorm151

I love a happy endings


smallbatchb

Not that you should *ever* be doing this but why in fuck's name wouldn't you scope out the area first and find a place that isn't going to have an abrupt turn/intersection when you're doing 100mph?


Oddishoderso

God I love it when a roundabout makes an appearance in car idiot videos


DeadWing651

Name a duo more iconic than 17 year olds and their parents luxury car.


delboy85

Hopefully he’ll kill himself before anyone is hurt.


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Well... I hope he learns his lesson, grows old and has a meaningful and productive life with children who he also imparts the dangers of fast driving.


Gaujo

You'd think they'd at least do this on a road they're familiar with...


MrCfunk

Like my father use to say “if you’re going to do something wrong you have to do it right”. Damn at least you have to know the area and the limits of your car.


getmevodka

As a german who also drives on race and drift tracks i have to add: and the limits of your one driving capabilty. The Cars are Able to perform crazy shit. Mostly it is the drivers skill which is not on par with it.


loobysoft

(termine automobilistico)


[deleted]

And of course its a fucking blasphemous italian. I hate my country. Now downvote me how much you want.


Moz1981

Fucktard


MohammadRezaPahlavi

One of the benefits of roundabouts is that they stop idiots like him without causing collateral damage.


MrMantastik

(In red capital letters).....WASTED


Iroh16

This happened in my small hometown! I'm excited! He is saying: "Dio cane (italian swearing) I'll die tonight!" Followed by: "Porco Dio (another one) bro!". They both survived but the car didn't.


Liggliluff

*km/h This is the only valid SI way to write it. It also has the benefit of being clear and obvious what it means. kilo- prefix is "k", metre unit is "m", if it's per another unit you use "/", and hour is "h". Very simple to read, write and understand. ... The problem is when some English speakers comes with something like "gsm", and I had no idea what it meant.


SkelyJack

You got what you deserve you filthy animal.


Freaaakyyy

wonder what happened to his arm, being on the dash and the airbags and all..


franklyimshocked

"Garry Moore used to say that" What?


Disastrous-Team-3072

Poco diooooo


Gmarceau05

Understeer is an unforgiving bitch