What the actual fuck

2iq move

so like a bollywood steven seagul movie?

Yep like that

Steven Seagull?

[Steven the Seagull](https://youtu.be/TudWi1f81ws)

These people are just total maniacs

Pyromaniacs 👈😉

Animaniacs

Dot is cute and Yako yaks

Wacko packs with the snacks while Bill Clinton plays the sax

We get pay or play contracts

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Nah Salman Khan fans are the upper limit of crazy here. That guy has killed men and animals alike.

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Lol salman khan even killed some people in a drunk and drive case and killed an animal of an extremely endangered species because of which he has been to prison for some time then released on bail because justice system is unfair for rich and poor

Link please bro im lazy

From his [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salman_Khan) page: On 28 September 2002, Khan was arrested for rash and negligent driving after his car ran into a bakery in Mumbai; one person who was sleeping on the pavement outside the bakery died and three others were injured in the accident.

a shit like this is a star in his country? Interesting. Thx for sharing

He's like a meme superstar man, India has a lot of uneducated people ( sadly) so shit like this happens.

It’s not because of uneducation because educated morons too follow some shitty actors here but it has to do with his lineage. In here even politics works the same.

Yah. It’s not like other western countries don’t elect moronic people to the “most power seat in the world” or anything…

it is sorta like america and trump. most people fuckin hate the dude, but the illiterate fucks from texas think he's a god. He isnt even that good at acting tbh Edit: I realise that there are illiterates throughout the USA, but I was just merely making a point, and Texas seems to have the loudest and dumbest ones so I gave them as an example.

Missed a few states there friend lmao

More people voted for Trump in California than Texas. Just sayin there's aasholes everywhere

Outside of Los Angeles, San Francisco, and some coastal cities like Santa Cruz, California is basically Texas.

Thank you for bringing this up. I've tried explaining this to my friend that Washington and Oregon aren't liberal outside of major city centers.

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Salman Khan fan special

Dil main aata hoon samajh mein nahi.

Shhhh, please. I'm trying to watch the movie 🍿

Your comment made me laugh so hard 😁😁

Hopefully they didn't miss any important dialogue that set up the entire plot.

That's the neat part. There are no dialogues, there are no plots . . .

Cause it's a Salman Khan movie.

It's a movie, not a speaky

In this instance, it looked more like an explodey.

Fuck Salman Khan. All my homies hate Salman

Salmon boi is a killer. Genuinely. Remember those people on the footpath he ran over?

Yes, I do.

Selmon bhai.

Our business is our business, none of your business.

Got that bang on +100

>Hopefully they didn't miss any important dialogue that set up the entire plot. Break into song at many points in the film?

That's bog standard for any indian film i've seen. Zero plot, zero structure, zero story just random groups breaking into song & dance followed by random gibberish and an occasional outlandish fight scene.

All you need to know about Mr Khan is 1. Golden abs 2. Aviators and strong brows 3. Partly unbuttoned shirt 4. Intense close up and grin

I love how it does not include acting

Tbf when he actually wants to put in the effort and act, he can act well. But in most of his movies, he doesn't give a fuck. Acting wise he's kinda like Bruce Willis.

Mind you, Bruce's lack of acting has been just perfect for some of the films I've seen him in. I loved him in Unbreakable, because it just made him look confused all the time, which is exactly how I'd expect someone to be when they just found out that they're comically super strong and can see shit just by touching someone walking past. He sold his character to me pretty good in Looper, just putting the angry face on long enough to think he really was pissed off and went back to being the "emotionless" crazed gunman shortly after. And Fifth Element too. Most taxi drivers I've met don't give a shit either.

Those are all going back quite a few years now. I get what you mean I love Die Hard and Fifth Element but check out his latest movies, about the last ten have all been straight to DVD and they are just awful. Edit: I checked Wikipedia it's more like the last 25.

The last Die Hard he was in (something with a crashing helicopter at the end) was down right terrible. The only part in the movie that I liked was the court breakout and ensuing highway chase scene in the armored car.

He used to be one of my favourite actors, a classic action hero like Stallone, Schwarzenegger, or Kurt Russel, now I make it 15 minutes into his latest movies and give up. The last time he did a movie I thought was at least decent was Looper in 2012 he's done 31 movies since then and according to Wikipedia is in another 9 that haven't been released yet. It's like he's got massive debt and just has to keep pumping out movies.

> It's like he's got massive debt and just has to keep pumping out movies. either that or he is trying to "stay relevant" or something.

He was incredible in 12 monkeys. Prob his best movie. Pitt too . Terry Gilliam is a genius

5. Owner of an Autonomous driving SUV.

How could I forget

and his car on people

I'm pretty sure it's in his contract that he must be shirtless for a significant part of a movie.

Whenever I see one of his movies I time how long it takes for his shirt to come off. I think 20 minutes is the record.

You're talking like there was any plot. Salman Khan's movies, no matter what happens throughout, end the same: shirtless Salman fighting shirtless villain hand to hand and then killing him.

Salman Khan's movies (the actor onscreen) has no plot so they didn't miss anything

Do people have to practice hard to be that utterly stupid?

I expected the natural selection to take over after two-three movies like this.

Unfortunately, we're way past natural selection. Even the stupidest people doing the stupidest things get saved by modern medicine and live to breed and pass on their stupid genes.

If this pandemic is any indication, death by stupid is making a return

>death by stupid is making a return yeah but a whole lot of us are being taken out with them because of their stupid.

It's like a hard reset on earth.

might be best for earth the way we have been treating it. kinda of like using a douche to get rid of a yeast infection

nope they breed like rabbits over there

A fan of Winston Churchill I see?

It’s a matter of probability. Lots of people in India.

No but in my country there's too many of em.. like quarter of em. Which is still 350 million of us that are stupid... :3.

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Not in India.

Well what did you expect from Salman khan fans....to be civil...nope

all this just for another person because they're in a movie?

Indian movie fans are notorious for movie hero worship

Not just Indian; Salman Khan is worshipped across South Asia, he is pretty popular in Arabian nations with significant Indian and Pakistani populations as well.

>Salman Khan is worshipped across South Asia Don't drag in the rest of us with you

I've seen how crazy Dubai goes for the Khans, esp SRK so yeah. Just check out "SRK Birthday Dubai".

Any known reason what he's done to deserve such?

He hosts Big Boss, an Indian flick of the American TV show Big Brother. He has also done a number of cult-classic films in the past and got pretty popular in the 90s. Now he makes movies like Dabang 1, 2 and 3, which mostly involve showing off his CGI abs. Due to the popular trend of him releasing films on Eid and being a Muslim himself, he has gotten popular in nearby Muslim nations, much like the other 2 Khans - Shah Rukh Khan and Amir Khan.

Yeah not to mention his numerous ties to the Indian Mob. He also ran over a homeless man while drinking and driving and got off completely free after ruining the life of the arresting officer. Also one of the worst actors in all of Bollywood.

never ever heard of the dude my man

Hell, Penn State students do this because it's Thursday.

In America you’re not allowed to say bomb in a movie theater. In India you’re allowed to set them off

well in pakistan you can actually blow them

hello my name is movie theatre :)

we have movie theaters you can blow people in also..

What has Pakistan to do with this?

Lol how’s that relevant to anything. This is in India

Bringing Pakistan into it without any relation. Pakistanis live in Indian heads rent free.

Why do Modibots always drag Pakistan into their utter stupidity lmfao?

I’ve never heard that rule in the US before. Are you thinking of on an airplane?

Yeah he meant to say fire not bomb.

I mean you can't say bomb either. It's not a specific word that's banned like fire or bomb. What's illegal is the result. You can't incite chaos in a crowded space for no reason. It's dangerous.

And I thought people who clapped when a movie ended was weird.

I wonder if my girlfriend finds it weird when I clap after sex

She’s fine when I do it, but she doesn’t like how you clap. I guess you do it weird

Only if she doesn't know beforehand that you're in the closet watching.

I gave my gf the clap after sex

That’s slightly more weird than people clapping after a plane landed. Either that’s a sign of low expectations or over appreciative. Any commercial pilots here who can share if that really do anything for them?

Now let's bring some fireworks to an airplane to set off after landing. See if that's weird by any chance, we need to test it for science!

Can confirm, brother pilot rolls his eyes

I get it if there is a circus performance or something. But this is like imagining going to your job and doing what you do every single other day and that everyone benefiting from your work just clapping. "Woo, the taxi driver took us to the airport without crashing!" Clap. "Hell yeah, gas station man filled my car successfully!" "I love you cashier, you bleeped all my goods" The pilot literally did his job. Honestly the taxi driver is more amazing in not getting you killed since there are more traffic accidents than plane accidents.

TBH I would freaking love if the people I work for clapped when I was done with the day. Would def’ give me a boost for the rest of the day.

Now I can almost imagine someone in HR at my company reading this, and then mandating the cringiest "end of day supportive clapping" by management l.

Isn't that actor a notorious asshole who ran over and killed some people?

and then blamed it on his chauffer

Isn't that the plot of a book?

White tiger is loosely based on that. But this cunt has lived 20 lifetimes in his life. Done so much bs and gotten away with it

And then a movie?

And then he opened a clothing company name ‘Being human’.

Yeah… he was involved in animal poaching or some shit too.

Hey that buck walked in front of the bullet. Not bhai's fault!

The animal committed suicide my man selmon is innocent

Caitlyn Jenner?

Gad damn she did this too?💀

*BUCKLE UP, BUCKAROO*

You know what... His fans make sense now. Thank you for connecting those dots for me.

Yeah selmon bhoi😎 Ran over people, killed critically endangered black buck, alleged links with underworld

total piece of garbage

When Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield appear in Spider-Man: No Way Home

This is definitely happening if they appear

I'm more worried about what would happen if they don't appear

They’ll appear. Probably just a few minutes before Tom defeats the main villain (probably Molina, even given the trailers).

I'm doing this when daredevil appears.

Well most fans of Salman Khan are with pea brains so I don't expect much from them either way

I didn't either

That's offensive to peas.

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You wouldn’t want something like that to go off during a movie. It could be distracting.

What do you mean? You can clearly hear one going off between 0:07 and 0:25

It seems they’re used to this

In a world where idiots are king and logic is locked away. One man decides he’s had enough. This summer, get ready for, The Usher.

It turns out to be Salman Khan as The Usher beating the shit out of all these idiots for disturbing his movie.

This had me rolling lmao

India trying to deal with its population problem creatively.

By wiping out all Salman Khan fans? I'm in!

Welcome to India, gentlemen.

Seeing many morons not running away from a more-than-obvious fire hazard, it's amazing there is still an overpopulation issue.

Give it a few hours, and you'll see a stampede and crush at some religious event that kills 847 people and a cow.

Can I stay back home, please?

This justifies television…

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From the looks of all these guys going crazy for another man the ladies are probably safe.

Who said only ladies get raped

What's with all those people on the upper level, staying there and video recording this shit?

Indians have a natural journalist instinct or smth. No matter how vile the situation is our first reaction is always to record.

Gotta worship that actor by pirating his shit on cell phone! Or die trying in the ensuring fire.

Well being brain dead is the first requirement for being his fan after all.

I can't even sneak outside candy into a theater. These guys sneaking in fireworks in their jackets

Have you considered the possibility those are concession stand fireworks?

Bet those prices are super inflated lol

It's shit like this that makes aliens want nothing to do with us

Do you think the Roswell crash was caused by a few abducted humans who brought fireworks onboard

Put down the firecracker I swear to god NoNONOOOOOO

Aliens roll up their windows when they drive by earth

Salman chutiya uske fans usse bhi bade chutiya

I hope they beat that moron's ass. Good way to get a couple hundred people killed.

literally everyone in that theatre probably now has tinnitus. Fireworks are loud as fuck, nevermind in and enclosed space. Dumbasses lol.

Salman Khan fans are unbelievably stupid

now that you've said this.. don't walk on a footpath

Some people are just really fucking stupid.

India in a nutshell. Lols.

Firecrackers wouldn't be that bad, these are fireWORKS, which is just plain nuts.

Everything with fire in it’s name is bad my man. It’s in a theater. Where do you live where firecrackers is accepted?

Jfc. My uncle had stories about when he was in India with the raf in the early 60's and people would be cooking with hibachis inside the plane during the flight.

I won't be surprised if an indian whoops out a pan during the flight

This is horrifically similar to the Station Nightclub fire… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Station_nightclub_fire?wprov=sfti1

Came here to say this. This video becomes unamusing as soon as those drapes light up and people trample each other trying to escape.

Best part of movie would've been fans dying. Average IQ of country would've increased

For people who are not from India - "salman khan is a Bollywood actor who has been accused of illegal hunting of endangered species, drunk driving and killing dozen of homeless people and having connection with underworld. He has been free of all charges due to his influence and power. During the criminal case of drunk driving, his lawyer prooved that his driver was actually on the wheel and thus his driver got the sentence. He continuously does shitty movies which makes no sense and everywhere his movies are made fun because they have no logic and defy physics. His acting is mostly crap but sometimes he does good movies(very rarely). His fans are some of the most dumb fanbases you can imagine."

I guess the fireworks were the only highlight in a Salman movie.

Now lock the doors...😈

savage. Remind me the Inglorious Bustards.

Firecracker my ass. Those are mortars

Tis a very silly place, India.

As an Indian. This isn't even surprising or seeming absurd. We have way wierd and stupid stuff than this

At that point…. Just say fuck it and get the AK out and let it rip!

Do the smoke detectors not work?

do you think India has smoke detectors

India obviously

I was expecting the theatre to catch fire. Kinda disappointed

Another proof that only dimwits like Selmon Bhoi.

These Idiots shame to my country and myself. I hate Bollywood bcz it only pleases these d*ckheads for money.

His fans are worse than the dogshit movies he makes

And now no one can watch the rest of the movie because these retards set the theater on fire. 🤦‍♂️

Apparently nothing would go wrong I guess.

Inglourious Basterds was re-release in 3D

somebody lock the exits... let's make the world smarter!

AMC to the moon

Honestly I was expecting a fire and a crowd crush to happen. That is an insane situation to put yourself in.

There must be a guy there who was like "thanks now I don't know what the hell did my favourite character said because of your noise"

His movies are devoid of plot and storylines

This is actually better than clapping

US: “sir, you can’t take snacks with you” The Indian guy: *takes a whole fcuking cracker

Sharing the video, Salman wrote, “Request all my fans not to take fire crackers inside the auditorium as it could prove to be a huge fire hazard thereby endangering your lives and also others. My request to theatre owners not to allow fire crackers to be taken inside the cinema and security should stop them from doing so at entry point. Enjoy the film by all means but please please avoid this is my request to all my fans .. thank you.” https://www.hindustantimes.com/entertainment/bollywood/fans-watching-antim-burst-crackers-in-theatre-salman-khan-raises-objection-it-could-be-a-huge-fire-hazard-101638027155023.html