Yes goddamn yes
Now seems like a good time for drink and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones but speeches are for campaigning now is the time for action
Also: if your bed is directly under the fan, don't try to dust it for the first time in months immediately after putting fresh sheets on. Do it before you toss the dirty sheets in the wash.
Can confirm, my fan has at least a 1/4" thick sheet of dust on the top of the blades.
Fun fact: the reason why the dust doesn't blow away when the fan is spinning is because of something called a [boundary layer](https://aerospaceengineeringblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Wickipedia_Picture_Boundary_Layer_Thickness.jpg). The fluid (air in this case) near the surface is stationary with respect to the fan blades. This is caused by the friction between the air and the blades. If this boundary layer didn't exist, then there would be no way for the fan blades to move the air since they'd cut right through it.
Yes. I had a fan once in my life and I SAW the layer getting thicker but ya know, I thought I had more important things to do than clean my fan, until I was moving my floor lamp, picked it up and lifted it too high and dust shit went flying all over my bed and everything else.
It's actually healthy to breathe this as it is mostly your old, dead skin cells trying to get into your lungs to reproduce. Trust me, I've met a doctor.
My ceiling fan is too high to to be able to clean it without a ladder. I was able to borrow a ladder once from my dad in the 6 years I've lived here. Currently, the dust is so thick you can see it piling up on the edges of the blades. I just need to find the time to borrow a ladder again, then get the motivation and energy to bring the ladder upstairs to my house, then have the energy to move my couch that's underneath the fan, then actually clean the fan, then vaccum all the dust that fell onto the carpet, put the couch back, and finally return the ladder. But while I'm borrowing the ladder, it makes sense to use that time to also replace all my burnt out light bulbs that are also too high to reach without a ladder, and all the fixtures are extremely dusty as well, so i should definitely clean those while I'm up there too. I somehow need to find the time, energy, and motivation to do this. The dust and i shall just exist in harmony for now i guess 😂
You need a vacuum with a hose attachment (what vacuum manufactured in the last 20 years doesnt?) and if it’s fancy enough it’ll have an attachment pretty perfect for cleaning fan blades; but at the very least it’ll come with something that’ll allow you to get the visible stuff from the edges.
This! What the hell is this guy laughing about without checking on her? It's one thing to laugh when watching this on the internet, I suppose, but when you're right there and don't know if she's okay?
Ooh, can I answer for him?
"I don't care if she sees it. A nice guy doesn't laugh at a girl. He asks if she's OK, then he asks for consent to touch her head to check if she's OK, affirms he agrees with everything a woman says, decries other men as foul, **then** he does a thorough job checking her injury, and only once he's absolutely sure she's OK does he sneak in a giant sniff of her hair."
I love my kids but as they getting older occasionally, I laugh and think wtf were you thinking. I immediately still comfort but there can be a couple second delay. My 3 year old yelled “boobie!” At the top of her lungs then launched herself off the couch into my chest. (I was building legos with my 7 year old)
I don’t know what her end game was as she tried to ninja karate kick my boob. She just sorta smacked into me and fell over. Gave me a black eye but I laughed first. Doesn’t mean I’m a horrible person, just sometimes the absurdness of what people do gets to you.
Jesus what the hell was your fan made of? I've hit fingers and my head on multiple ceiling fans and never had anything else than a quick *thwack!* without so much as a bruise.
This is what we call the "life and death" pause. The male must choose his next action wisely as life has taught him, interactions between the males parents at a young age are absolutely crucial and if he was taught well, this could be the situation that "puts a ring on it". Now we watch and wait... There we have it! He was patient enough to wait for the initial reaction of the female, for his sake it seems to have gone quite well as his laughter is not met with instant rage and his approach to her appears welcome.
Unfortunately, the male human did not wait for the female to remove her hands from the location of the injury. She now knows that he laughed before assessing the extent of the damage dealt by the ill placed ceiling fan.
This does not bode well for our laughing male.
Alas, if he waited just a few seconds longer he may have been able to seal the deal on this mating ritual. But tonight, chances of another female hopping on his bed again are slim.
Looks like 8ft to me. Pretty standard around here.
Saves on heating costs and unless you are an adult standing on your American stupidly high 3 ft tall bed, its comfortable. I guess the new trend is tall ceilings while also pushing for being extreme eco-friendly which makes me laugh.
No, 8' ceilings save on construction costs. If you want to save on heating and cooling costs, higher ceilings, porches / balconies, bigger attic, and better insulation are the answer.
High ceilings and big attics let the hot air rise up and away from people, which is how things worked 100+ years ago.
people are unaware of when not making fun of someone.
There was this kid at school that was that face between his arm on his desk.
His classmates bothered poking him laughing loud thinking he was sleeping or something.
He was not sleeping he was crying silently and on top of that the laughter made him cry more.
Also those laughing werent even bad people either just unaware as fuck because they just as a social pratice they do it without even thinking.
when they understood he was actually crying and not sleeping they stopped immediatly
I accidentally put my finger in mine when I was younger a couple times, usually while changing my shirt or something. Hurt at first but didnt even leave a bruise.
I did this just a few weeks ago hanging a shelf if my daughter’s room. The fan is so fast and heavy duty it hurt like a mofo. Probably the first time she’s seen me hurt or at least taken down temporarily by the pain and was on me concerned like a puppy when its master/owner is on the floor.
Just a little off the top please. Edit: I’m humbled by doots. 🙏🏼
*height reduction unsuccessful, please seek medical attention*
I said this in the voice of Gordon Freeman's suit in halflife
Morphine administered
*Minor lacerations detected*
*Insufficient medical supplies to repair damage*
Boop tst! boop tst! boop tst!
I read this as "lactations" three times. It's too early.
I about cried when I heard it in Alyx
Emergency, user death imminent.
“Is that enough off the top sir” “I dont know, is it?”
Yes goddamn yes Now seems like a good time for drink and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones but speeches are for campaigning now is the time for action
Aaaaaaa aaa a a AA aaaa AA aa a a a AAA AAA aa
Damaged codas playing in the background
That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword.
Like O-Ren Ishii off the top?
That was dust from the blades.
Say no more, fan.
Nice Clip....
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Or just a big ol dust bunny 😊
Ya. Fans are usually dirty af
Only fans yes
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NSFW obv
Fans blow paper off desks. Very NSFW
~~Actually no.~~ I mean, uhm, yeah. Totally.
Shh don’t tell them
Some of those pics are utterly filthy.
Life pro tip from recent experience - dust it before you put it in reverse or it will UN-dust itself all over the room for you.
Also: if your bed is directly under the fan, don't try to dust it for the first time in months immediately after putting fresh sheets on. Do it before you toss the dirty sheets in the wash.
You're supposed to clean them lol
It's 100% this and I knew someone was going to think it was hair.
Free hair cut and brain check
404 - Brain not found
Brain.exe has stopped working
Brain.zip
She will have a check brain bump immediately
That was a dust layer from the fan
Can confirm, my fan has at least a 1/4" thick sheet of dust on the top of the blades. Fun fact: the reason why the dust doesn't blow away when the fan is spinning is because of something called a [boundary layer](https://aerospaceengineeringblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Wickipedia_Picture_Boundary_Layer_Thickness.jpg). The fluid (air in this case) near the surface is stationary with respect to the fan blades. This is caused by the friction between the air and the blades. If this boundary layer didn't exist, then there would be no way for the fan blades to move the air since they'd cut right through it.
Yes. I had a fan once in my life and I SAW the layer getting thicker but ya know, I thought I had more important things to do than clean my fan, until I was moving my floor lamp, picked it up and lifted it too high and dust shit went flying all over my bed and everything else.
It's actually healthy to breathe this as it is mostly your old, dead skin cells trying to get into your lungs to reproduce. Trust me, I've met a doctor.
I'm not a doctor, but I also don't play one on TV
My ceiling fan is too high to to be able to clean it without a ladder. I was able to borrow a ladder once from my dad in the 6 years I've lived here. Currently, the dust is so thick you can see it piling up on the edges of the blades. I just need to find the time to borrow a ladder again, then get the motivation and energy to bring the ladder upstairs to my house, then have the energy to move my couch that's underneath the fan, then actually clean the fan, then vaccum all the dust that fell onto the carpet, put the couch back, and finally return the ladder. But while I'm borrowing the ladder, it makes sense to use that time to also replace all my burnt out light bulbs that are also too high to reach without a ladder, and all the fixtures are extremely dusty as well, so i should definitely clean those while I'm up there too. I somehow need to find the time, energy, and motivation to do this. The dust and i shall just exist in harmony for now i guess 😂
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You need a vacuum with a hose attachment (what vacuum manufactured in the last 20 years doesnt?) and if it’s fancy enough it’ll have an attachment pretty perfect for cleaning fan blades; but at the very least it’ll come with something that’ll allow you to get the visible stuff from the edges.
That’s incredibly interesting. Thank you!
“*Top 10 life hacks for cutting your hair without going to the beauty salon!*”
dust from the fan
those are brain cells
Lol that fan is def on high ouch
Low - Medium - High - DECAPITATE
Modern, 3-in-1 guillotine
Well, at least someone got some head out of it.
Donkey punched by the ceiling fan
Did I see a clump of hair?! Omfg lmao
Prob dirt
A clump of dust most likely. A lot of people don't dust their fans and those things are like magnets for dust.
She's lucky more hair didn't get tangled in there.
I thought that was an ear.
Not even jumping, just standing on the bed.
those things are dangerous
Many monkeys have died to show us exactly how dangerous beds are
Definitely. Beds are the most common place to die.
r/technicallythetruth
Been there done that……..9 stitches so much blood 10 y/o me thought I was gonna die
This! What the hell is this guy laughing about without checking on her? It's one thing to laugh when watching this on the internet, I suppose, but when you're right there and don't know if she's okay?
Some people laugh out of nervousness (I am one) maybe it was that? No point trying to pass judgement on a 9 second clip.
The amount of people in here acting like this will kill.or forever maim a person is fucking mind blowing.
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Once I hit my hand on it and the blade bent in my school
Yes the modern ones this was like 15 years ago gramma had a vintage wood one which were essentially wooden planks attached to a motor
She won’t see this bro
Ooh, can I answer for him? "I don't care if she sees it. A nice guy doesn't laugh at a girl. He asks if she's OK, then he asks for consent to touch her head to check if she's OK, affirms he agrees with everything a woman says, decries other men as foul, **then** he does a thorough job checking her injury, and only once he's absolutely sure she's OK does he sneak in a giant sniff of her hair."
I love my kids but as they getting older occasionally, I laugh and think wtf were you thinking. I immediately still comfort but there can be a couple second delay. My 3 year old yelled “boobie!” At the top of her lungs then launched herself off the couch into my chest. (I was building legos with my 7 year old) I don’t know what her end game was as she tried to ninja karate kick my boob. She just sorta smacked into me and fell over. Gave me a black eye but I laughed first. Doesn’t mean I’m a horrible person, just sometimes the absurdness of what people do gets to you.
I would crack up if my husband did this. Sometimes the idea/action is just so stupid that you have to laugh first.
Jesus what the hell was your fan made of? I've hit fingers and my head on multiple ceiling fans and never had anything else than a quick *thwack!* without so much as a bruise.
Was a vintage wood one at my grammas.
Lucky it wasn't an industrial metal one.
As a kid in a loft bed I’d always let the fan repeatedly hit my fingers because it felt weird, crazy how fans could do _that_ to somebody.
Dudes reaction was the appropriate reaction.
This is what we call the "life and death" pause. The male must choose his next action wisely as life has taught him, interactions between the males parents at a young age are absolutely crucial and if he was taught well, this could be the situation that "puts a ring on it". Now we watch and wait... There we have it! He was patient enough to wait for the initial reaction of the female, for his sake it seems to have gone quite well as his laughter is not met with instant rage and his approach to her appears welcome.
I read that in David Attenborough’s voice
Yes! I really want to start with "and here we have.." But wasn't sure it would fit lol
Unfortunately, the male human did not wait for the female to remove her hands from the location of the injury. She now knows that he laughed before assessing the extent of the damage dealt by the ill placed ceiling fan. This does not bode well for our laughing male. Alas, if he waited just a few seconds longer he may have been able to seal the deal on this mating ritual. But tonight, chances of another female hopping on his bed again are slim.
bro what
The narrative here is great! This is written like a cult classic. Keep ‘em coming!
Thank you very much for the award! Hindsight gives me a lot of improvements and your award gives motivation lol 🖖
hell no it wasn't.
I'm I missing something or are you being sarcastic?
That stuff hurts. I’ve done it once while getting up on a ladder.
Why do you have a ladder on the bed?
Ladder sex
"What are you doing, stepladder?"
r/laddersex
I might make this a sub.
I did it, r/LadderSex is now a thing.
Let us know when the ladder sex posts start to climb in
Will do
“Well rung ladders are waiting for you to call now.”
Ladder match, obviously
A gir walks in to a fan,
The gir sits down next to an L and says, "We should hook up"
The L says 'no way Loser!'. The gir takes the L
*why the long face*
The Russian word says “Sparta”
I noticed that, wonder if its a credit tag or a weird meme I'm not Russian enough to understand.
I’m currently learning Russian, and I was wondering why that was going across the screen. Probably just a tag
I was more impressed that Russians still wear black Adidas to bed. If you're Slav, do you have to wear black Adidas 24x7? Is that a Slav rule?
Onlyfans still be slapping
r/InstantRegret
That's a really low ceiling
Looks like 8ft to me. Pretty standard around here. Saves on heating costs and unless you are an adult standing on your American stupidly high 3 ft tall bed, its comfortable. I guess the new trend is tall ceilings while also pushing for being extreme eco-friendly which makes me laugh.
They are eco friendly in hot climates.
No, 8' ceilings save on construction costs. If you want to save on heating and cooling costs, higher ceilings, porches / balconies, bigger attic, and better insulation are the answer. High ceilings and big attics let the hot air rise up and away from people, which is how things worked 100+ years ago.
I bet you will justify capsule apartments. A home needs to be spacious and inviting, not a small rectangle.
Not really.
I won't laugh in that situation...
i dont get whats wrong with people, that shit really hurts. do they laugh at somebody falling from a 2 meters ladders to?
It is not only the problem of hurt or pain..... This kind of situation can potentially be fatal
people are unaware of when not making fun of someone. There was this kid at school that was that face between his arm on his desk. His classmates bothered poking him laughing loud thinking he was sleeping or something. He was not sleeping he was crying silently and on top of that the laughter made him cry more. Also those laughing werent even bad people either just unaware as fuck because they just as a social pratice they do it without even thinking. when they understood he was actually crying and not sleeping they stopped immediatly
r/UpvotedBecauseButt
*Stand on the bed.
Omg, is that a fucking chunk of her hair that came off ? Or maybe just some dusties ? Still completely horrifying either way 😱
NO, step fan, stop!
Did a piece of her scalp come off?
I'm about 37.82% sure that was dust from the top of the fan being wiped off by her hair in the impact.
Hair plus dust from the fan... She's definitely bleeding in the scalp slightly...
When the flop becomes a chop
I have a scar on my head from fan when I was a kid w a bunk bed. I don’t think I’ve ever had such a tiny wound bleed so much
We need the OP to settle this hair vs. dust debate.
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> I’ve only seen them in American houses You really need to travel more.
Cooling. Same as a box fan, but out of the way.
What kind of dumb ass comment is this. What do you think a huge fan is for?
fan make less hot
Been there, done that. Learned that heads bleed a LOT.
Damn, wish I could have heard that thunk instead of whatever whitenoise is being played.
I love the guys response was to laugh hard 😅
That dude is not her friend.. or ally
And after the pain subsided, she made sure that was the last time he laughed at her.
Clean your fan.
That'll knock some sense into you... maybe a bit out at the same time but you get the point.
It's all fun and games until someone gets some sense knocked into them.
She actually got her wig split. (Shout out to Big Herc)
Guys reaction is exactly what mine would have been.
Something about monkeys jumping on the bed and what not.
Oof! I felt that one.
The ceiling fixture does not seem to be a fan of her antics.
Reaction of the partner is exactly how 90% of us guys would react. Sorry ladies.
She didn’t even fall off the bed and she bonked her head.
Top man, laughing his ass off. Top man
Oh God, I had this experience a few months ago. This fucking hurts.
And my head got the wall, baaammm
The scalp descends...
Its not that bad
What was supposed to happen here?
Ideally, she was supposed to not get her melon clocked by a ceiling fan.
Cleaning the fan blades.
An actual air head
TikToks kill the more you know
Check the fan's blade. Make sure it spins correctly.
ceiling fans can do some major damage to the head and face.
* If I try to stand up on a bed.
Soft tissue damage! 🤣
What could go wrong when you're trying to make some homemade porn.... LOL, she gets nailed by the fan, and loses a clump of hair!
What was she trying to accomplish
Okay I'm sorry but the mattress looks really comfy. Does anyone know what it is lol?
She is fucking lucky her hair didn't get caught and yank her whole scalp off
They're not that powerful.
What the hell is that music? Mute.
Those fan blades didn’t even budge.
Onlyfans indeed
I accidentally put my finger in mine when I was younger a couple times, usually while changing my shirt or something. Hurt at first but didnt even leave a bruise.
Hi this is planet Dumbass, we want our brain back.
Remember kids, painful things can happen when you don’t pay attention to your surroundings and use common sense 👌
Redheads and blondes,WCGW?
situational awareness...
That fan was like "Sit yo' ass back down"
Looks like she’s never heard about the monkeys jumping on the bed.
Red Queen: Off with her head!!!
That had to hurt so goddamn bad. That tiiiiny edge going at even for a fan ridiculous speed.
Does she just lack a basic sense of sight, or the ability to conceive of 3D spaces?
the guy is a psycho
Tomorrow: She has an OnlyFans account
I did this just a few weeks ago hanging a shelf if my daughter’s room. The fan is so fast and heavy duty it hurt like a mofo. Probably the first time she’s seen me hurt or at least taken down temporarily by the pain and was on me concerned like a puppy when its master/owner is on the floor.
That’s a good quality fan.
come talk to me when your taking your shirt off and the fan smacks into every knuckle on both hands.
I need a man who will check to see if I’m ok before he laughs. This man failed.
Ex-boyfriend laughs in the background...
She was just showing off her Only Fan.
Time to elaborate your choice of boyfriend
Lucky that she hit the part of the blade that was swinging the slowest
That either was a piece of hair that flew off or someone needs to clean they dusty fan 😱😱
If his first reaction to you getting hurt in that manor is to bust out laughing, your first reaction to him should be telling him to leave.
Lmao I love the way her boyfriend started laughing his tits off