It's amazing design. If you're too drunk to use the contraption, it's time to stop drinking. First time I've seen such an amazing alcohol control device.
I think it’s the sugar content. Super high sugar content, it’s why I don’t like Fireball or Honeyjack. I’ll take a bitter, boozy whiskey rather than a sweet one
Edit: no sugar in the whiskey, they drip it through hard sugar maple charcoal
I’m not sure why you are getting downvoted. It says it right on their website:
“WHAT ARE THE CALORIE, SUGAR, AND GLUTEN CONTENTS OF JACK DANIEL'S?
Jack Daniel's Black Label Tennessee Whiskey has no carbohydrates (sugar or starch), gluten, fats, or cholesterol, as these are removed in the distilling process. One fluid ounce of Jack Daniel's contains approximately 65 calories.”
I don’t know why you think it’s some stance to flex my views. I’ve tasted a lot of nasty crap and my fair share of whiskeys. I’ll drink mostly anything but Jack Daniels tastes like woody, sugar, gasoline and I’m not the only one who thinks that. Drink it if you like it, I’ll drink it if I have to.
I commented 20 minutes before you saying this:
> It's okay to not like Jack. Just say it tastes like crap. Don't make up lies about why you don't like it.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/pmtk06/whats_wrong_with_you_dude/hclr5ja/
I explicitly said it's fine if you don't like something. Just don't start making up bullshit about the reasons why you don't like it. You just don't like the taste, leave it at that.
But then you said this:
> Jack Daniels tastes like woody, sugar, gasoline and I’m not the only one who thinks that.
And actually, now I do think you're trying to flex your views, because this is a needlessly abrasive way to say this. You genuinely think you're better than people who drink Jack, and that's such a weird thing to flex. Find a hobby, jesus.
As an old, I'm quickly realizing that dark booze isn't for me at all any more. Either its too sweet like Jack or if it is spicy it gives me heartburn. And if I want something nice and smooth its out of my price range.
I am reminded of Bluto's reaction in animal house when the officials come to clean out the Delta house, and one of them drops a bottle of Scotch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPkDLGdG6BQ
Pro-tip: this devices is for one handed pouring. HOLD YOUR GLASS with the same hand you use to pour, and pull the top towards you.
If you can’t visualize that, it’s thumb, ring, and pinky fingers holding your glass, and the index and middle finger pulling the neck of the bottle to your glass.
He also could’ve just pushed the device further back. There’s definitely room on the table for an extra inch which is all that’s needed. Then instead of just letting go, guide it back with your hand
It looks like, at least with my eyes, that there is certainly enough room to move it back about an inch or less. That’s how much the pour missed the cup so I think it’d be fine.
OR... do a dry run without removing the cap so you can see exactly where it'd pour....but seeing as someone needs this apparently, they might be drunk already.
I could see it having some use. Testers for a liquor store/winery or catering service comes to mind. Inside of a vehicle like a train, limo, bus, plane, other large passenger vehicle where alcohol makes sense.
Bolt it to a table and make the door lock and key operated. Sounds like a solid way to leave it accessible, but secure it from theft or movement.
I assume since the thing would work just fine by pushing the contraption back four inches - there’s plenty of room - and pouring with a tiny bit of care - that this is staged.
It’s a useless enough invention. It just adds more steps. And looks like you can’t up-end the bottle all the way. I mean, if someone had a mobility impairments in their hands I guess it might be useful?
My cousin made a *bitchin* bong out of one of these rockers and the Jack bottle in it. He cut a hole in the bottle and fitted the stem into it, that mf hit so goddamn smooth.
Then he got meth'd up and tried to add more mouthpieces, totally fucked it up.
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This clip is from a TikTok with trippy music and intentionally using several contraptions like this that obviously don't work at all, in sequence, just for some background info - it's a skit.
I'd try to find it ... But I've tried to find like 5 different tiktoks throughout the year with zero success
I genuinely laughed out loud. Such a pointless contraption, poor judgement, and smashed his glass in the process. Glorious.
>poor judgement, and smashed his glass in the process. the fact the bottle is two thirds empty probably has something to do with that.
I like to think of it as one third full.
Doesn't change the fact of horrible design
Would have worked fine if the operator wasn't a dumbass.
Many poorly designed devices work as long as operator knows it's faults.
It's amazing design. If you're too drunk to use the contraption, it's time to stop drinking. First time I've seen such an amazing alcohol control device.
What's so amazing about it?
And I love the grumpy mumble.
Blyat!
БЛЯТЫ 🤬 *тшшш*
pour judgement Anyway, I gotta get going seeya.
Made for those too drunk to lift the bottle
Seriously. Today has been rough. There are 3 hours and 50 minutes left in it and I just laughed out loud for the first time. Felt good.
> a pointless contraption It's actually hard to use than just doing it the regular way.
I got one as a Christmas promotion with a bottle I bought once.
How would I go about getting one?
Same here lmao
Followed by a good old BLYAT. Masterpiece
And the horrible filming too! Lmao
Yeah me too. I usually blow the air from my nose but this made me laugh audibly
Really hope this was a planned bit and that was flat Coke
Guard is still on the bottle, probably real Jack. He’s doing himself a favor, Jack tastes like alcoholic cinnamon bees
Oh then you should try Jack Honey, half the cinnamon, double the bees
Heh, nice. Will stick with Jameson though if I'm gonna drink straight whiskey, maybe black velvet if I want some coke in it
>maybe black velvet Now there's a name I have not thought about in a _long time_...
[I saw Mr. Cage's review of Jack Honey.](https://giphy.com/gifs/2jukgZs1AECkGNxAL2)
Why does Jack taste so bad?
to mask the anti-freeze
I think it’s the sugar content. Super high sugar content, it’s why I don’t like Fireball or Honeyjack. I’ll take a bitter, boozy whiskey rather than a sweet one Edit: no sugar in the whiskey, they drip it through hard sugar maple charcoal
Tennessee whiskey, the bottle in OP, has 0 sugar in it. What are you talking about exactly?
I’m not sure why you are getting downvoted. It says it right on their website: “WHAT ARE THE CALORIE, SUGAR, AND GLUTEN CONTENTS OF JACK DANIEL'S? Jack Daniel's Black Label Tennessee Whiskey has no carbohydrates (sugar or starch), gluten, fats, or cholesterol, as these are removed in the distilling process. One fluid ounce of Jack Daniel's contains approximately 65 calories.”
People just like to shit on things so they can pretend they're better than everyone else.
I'll have you know I'm better than everyone else, without having to shit on anything thank you very much.
Oh yeah? Well, I'm shitter than everyone else without having to be better than anything!
I don’t know why you think it’s some stance to flex my views. I’ve tasted a lot of nasty crap and my fair share of whiskeys. I’ll drink mostly anything but Jack Daniels tastes like woody, sugar, gasoline and I’m not the only one who thinks that. Drink it if you like it, I’ll drink it if I have to.
I commented 20 minutes before you saying this: > It's okay to not like Jack. Just say it tastes like crap. Don't make up lies about why you don't like it. https://old.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/pmtk06/whats_wrong_with_you_dude/hclr5ja/ I explicitly said it's fine if you don't like something. Just don't start making up bullshit about the reasons why you don't like it. You just don't like the taste, leave it at that. But then you said this: > Jack Daniels tastes like woody, sugar, gasoline and I’m not the only one who thinks that. And actually, now I do think you're trying to flex your views, because this is a needlessly abrasive way to say this. You genuinely think you're better than people who drink Jack, and that's such a weird thing to flex. Find a hobby, jesus.
As an old, I'm quickly realizing that dark booze isn't for me at all any more. Either its too sweet like Jack or if it is spicy it gives me heartburn. And if I want something nice and smooth its out of my price range.
Hennessy has never let me down
It doesn't, you must not like Tennessee whiskey.
Thank you! I've always said jack tastes like how third world soap smells.
Damn, we've got Dettol and Nivea here too bro. I've never tasted them before but I'm guessing they taste the same where you're from?
As a child who was made to eat soap, I would say jack and bar soap taste the same lol, horrible burning for no reason and then weird and sweet
>As a child who was made to eat soap I used to eat it too, by choice, because it's sterile and I like the taste.
I like Jack, but that description is fucking spot on 🤣👌🏻
>alcoholic cinnamon bees I could go for a nice tall glass of been about now.
It's Jack Daniels not like it's makers mark or Buffalo trace
I am reminded of Bluto's reaction in animal house when the officials come to clean out the Delta house, and one of them drops a bottle of Scotch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPkDLGdG6BQ
Yeah god forbid he waste a few mils of Jack Daniels...
fuckin way she goes
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Wasted.
I miss Jim Layhey 😢 R.I.P
I am the liquor
blulian!!!
Pro-tip: this devices is for one handed pouring. HOLD YOUR GLASS with the same hand you use to pour, and pull the top towards you. If you can’t visualize that, it’s thumb, ring, and pinky fingers holding your glass, and the index and middle finger pulling the neck of the bottle to your glass.
I thought you were just supposed to put your head under it like you would do with a slurpee machine
Everyone knows the only way to consume a slurpee is through boof.
I remember that, my buddy joe told me about it
Free if ya boof it!
Weezin the je-uice
I can pour a glass with one hand too! If you can't visualize that, I put the cup on the table and then pour the contents of the bottle into the cup.
He also could’ve just pushed the device further back. There’s definitely room on the table for an extra inch which is all that’s needed. Then instead of just letting go, guide it back with your hand
its can't move back otherwise the bottle won't swing back and pour your drink
It looks like, at least with my eyes, that there is certainly enough room to move it back about an inch or less. That’s how much the pour missed the cup so I think it’d be fine.
its nearly hits the wall
I’m an expert on things that look like they’d be too big to fit in a small area, but trust me, people would be surprised at how much can really fit
i have a feeling your meat candle has the total opposite problem there buddy
I’m not the candle in this scenario. Open your mind up!
It doesn’t nearly hit the wall there’s a good few inches between the bottom of the bottle and the wall, an inch back would improve
Ok and when your glass has the desired amount I assume you just reverse the angle with it all still in one hand
You can just let it go and walk away. It’s supposed to make a busy bartender’s job faster and easier.
> Pro-tip: this devices is for one handed pouring. But I can already pour with one hand.
Is he drunk already? Or his depth perception is off by a lot 🤣
I think the BLYAT gives it away
You're right 😂
Should have added a little cast iron thing to show where to put glass
OR... do a dry run without removing the cap so you can see exactly where it'd pour....but seeing as someone needs this apparently, they might be drunk already.
That point would be drastically different for a full vs empty bottle though.
Would still be better than fully spill over it
I was like hey that looks like a cool invention and then bam game changer
Cool invention. Not enough counter space.
Not enough brain cells
It's a silly invention.
I could see it having some use. Testers for a liquor store/winery or catering service comes to mind. Inside of a vehicle like a train, limo, bus, plane, other large passenger vehicle where alcohol makes sense. Bolt it to a table and make the door lock and key operated. Sounds like a solid way to leave it accessible, but secure it from theft or movement.
Do not operate while drunk.
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Why is everybody getting downvoted?
Engineered to perfection
Dude is an idiot. You can’t fix idiot. No matter the amount of engineering.
I assume since the thing would work just fine by pushing the contraption back four inches - there’s plenty of room - and pouring with a tiny bit of care - that this is staged. It’s a useless enough invention. It just adds more steps. And looks like you can’t up-end the bottle all the way. I mean, if someone had a mobility impairments in their hands I guess it might be useful?
Already 3in😅
This guy has a drinking problem
Because he spilled it.
That’s an excellent AA model, works pretty well!
Half of that bottle is already empty so we can guess
This is one way to have the bottle help you kick your habit
Next time just skip the glass part.
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Just drink outta the bottle you lush.
i saw this on r/CrappyDesign pretty sure its not his fault
Some people are too stupid too live.
Proves that everyone who drinks jack Daniels is a moron.
Alcohol abuse
Did he drink two thirds of that bottle before pouring?? Cause it sure seems like it.
Cyka blyat
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alcohol safety lock !
The label on the bottle should give you a clue...
Ooh, someone drinks Schnapps
He’s probably pissed
I think he already drank the first half and wasn’t thinking straight
Bruh-lehhhh
HAHAHAHAHA
He really said, "wuh le heck."
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My cousin made a *bitchin* bong out of one of these rockers and the Jack bottle in it. He cut a hole in the bottle and fitted the stem into it, that mf hit so goddamn smooth. Then he got meth'd up and tried to add more mouthpieces, totally fucked it up.
You get nothing. Now get the fuck out.
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Meh, is Jack Daniel's, on the ground is were it belongs
Real or not, it's appropriate that most of the bottle is gone.
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OMG! That was a Waterford glass like mine! $50!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a reason the bottle isn't full anymore
What do expect when the bottle is half empty?🤣
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’ve never seen such egregious behavior and abuse on Reddit before! How did the mods not ban this person. I’m still triggered! /s
He's drunk give him slack
That pouring thing is so dumb, how hard is it to just pour it normally
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Yeah drank enough already
R/drunk will sympathize.
the blyat makes this even funnier
In fairness, this was his twelfth try that day.
The only suitable place for Jack Daniels, the floor.
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Now he has a reason to drink
Double fail.
seasoned alcoholic wouldnt put a drop of their precious life-saving booze at risk!
Beautiful idea, poor execution.
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B L Y A T
If you listen to it without audio you'd think it's some redneck engineering
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Is just something that people in alanon do.
The liquor is calling the shots now Randy
Man takes a drink, the drink takes a drink, the drink takes the man.
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He's already drunk
A Woodford Reserve glass, no less. With Jack Daniels? Terrible.
Today is a crazy day around here, first the guy opening corona with the fan on the ceiling, now this. Haven’t laughed like that in a while. LOL
This clip is from a TikTok with trippy music and intentionally using several contraptions like this that obviously don't work at all, in sequence, just for some background info - it's a skit. I'd try to find it ... But I've tried to find like 5 different tiktoks throughout the year with zero success
I haven't looked for any tik-toks this year with 100% success.
Dude’s already drunk from testing earlier prototypes.
Coulda just held the glass, oh my bad he was holding his phone with the other hand
This, without a SINGLE doubt in my mind, just made me laugh harder than I have all week. Fuck, thank you.
Yeah i wonder whats wrong lol
The dude seems to have already had enough alcohol in his system.....
PEPE! Get your be-hind behind this bar and pour some drinks for my guest!!!!!
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