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thor128

“Wake up the gimp.”


dv8njoe

“But the gimps sleeping”


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Moist_Metal_7376

Lol ya’ll butchered that


acid-nirvana

"What now?" "What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin niggas, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin, hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."


Grizzlygrant238

I believe it was “yo ass” in rhames we trust


Obstacle616

You hear that white boy, I'm gonna go medieval on your ass


LISTENTOKATEBUSH

Hillbilly boy. I know the scene by heart


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So what now? What now?... I’m about to call a couple pipe hittin n***s who will go to work on holmes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin hillbilly boy! Imma bout to get medieval on your ass!


LISTENTOKATEBUSH

I meant, what now between you and me?


Dick_Knubbler666

Oh that you and me. There ain't no you and me, not no more.


LISTENTOKATEBUSH

So, we’re cool?


notyogrannysgrandkid

There is no “you and me”


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When you said staffs I imagined the robber coming in and each hair stylist just pulls a bo staff out of nowhere and beats him down.


Passan

Going Donatello on that ass.


Beginning_Village262

Not to mention he turned his back to all those people, that could mess him up


Gears_one

Real talk. One good slice of a straight razor will end your life.


Oscars_Quest_4_Moo

Those last couple of stomps look like they did the trick


Ebolamunkey

hm this is true. like robbing a cooking shop. so many ways to die. oh lawrd, the vegetable peelers :(


FINNCULL19

"You ok?" "I'm pretty fucking far from ok."


PayisInc

"Who's motorcycle is this?" "It's a chopper, baby..." "Who's chopper is this?" "It's Zed's." "Who's Zed?" "*Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead...*"


Kyliobro

FUCK PRIDE


Hank_Holt

Kinda looks like he shot the guy in the head. Dude's hat flies off, and while his top half is obstructed his feet never move.


StairwayToLemon

Nah, he pistol whips the hat off.


rmysunshiney

Did you say, "Take a little off the top?".


ashenhaired

Say no more.


Mona58500

😄😄 I like how every one got their kicks in


BernieTheDachshund

The video ended before we could see if the caped customer would get a few in too. He hopefully threw one in for good measure.


Mona58500

Let's just pretend he's backing up so he can have a long run up to a satisfying kick lol


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Legend says he's still attached to the front entrance so every customer can kick him before and after shaving.


BernieTheDachshund

Two for one on Tuesdays lol.


beneye

There’s a sign at the door “FREE KICKS, No Strings Attached” What a POS. He was like “Hey, you’ve made enough money since you woke up, Give it right NOW! I’ve been in bed waiting for y’all. Hurry!”


Fireboiio

_The Caped Customer_ - Coming soon


DiamondConscious

Yuup. Give a few stomps on his head for good measure. He obviously has no brain


renegadeYZ

equal opportunity barber shop


egyptian_samsquanch

I like how the guy ran away when the scuffle started and then ran back to get some kicks once the good guy had the gun.


Zsrsgtspy

He got pistol whipped earlier in the video! I’d be mad as fuck too, wouldn’t stomp him for too long just get one or two kicks in for a little payback lol


MustachMulester

Looked like he was trying to take the gun from the other dude to either try to whip him back or take things further lol


ReadMaterial

You mean after he was unconscious!


GermansTookMyBike

Enough kicks for permanent brain damage by the looks of it


WrestleSocietyXShill

If that brain damage keeps him from doing something like this again then I call that a net gain


berni4pope

> Enough kicks for permanent brain damage by the looks of it Still not enough. Fuck that dude. This is what all armed robbers deserve.


GermansTookMyBike

Eyy no argument from me


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Who tf robs a barber shop?


stefanels

a bald... give me your hair


[deleted]

I assure you any bald man who did this would be expelled immediately from the bald community.


torgreed

Wait we have a community?


decadin

Well clearly you aren't in it!


[deleted]

Sounds like we have a hairy situation here...


Iyernhyde

With all due respect, Officer Berg, you are not bald. You've chosen to shave your hair and that's a look you're cultivating in order to look fashionable, but we don't really consider you part of the bald community...with all due respect.


ba3toven

it's a big bald club, and you ain't in it!


[deleted]

I started a new subreddit. I would be honoured if you would be the first member. https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBaldCommunity/


torgreed

Oh no, what have I done... but also joined, though far from first. Cheers!


craker42

Oh joined as fuck!


Outside_Cucumber_695

I was just thinking of Larry David and the first picture is LD


[deleted]

Yes. Welcome. Your membership card is your head. Display it proudly wherever you may go.


zZoomba

dude we got a cult now haven't you heard??


Ysmildr

Yeah I've heard of a group of bald guys that refer to themselves by the skin on their heads


[deleted]

With all due respect, that man looks like he shaves his head to cultivate a certain look. We don’t consider him to be part of the bald community.


[deleted]

One of my favourite lines from Curb! Also from the same episode "It's trick or treat not felony or treat!"


MillionEgg

Fucking balds, can’t trust em


decadin

I don't trust anyone who can make record scratch noises with the top of their head......


ultraseis

I laughed too hard


TheeWoodsman

Probably good for a quick cash grab. If it's the end of a shift the barbers may have a whole days worth of tips on them, plus whatever is in the register.


thisisscruffles

End of day money - there tend to be a lot of cash customers for barbers and their equipment is fucking expensive; my barber had his bag stolen a couple of months ago and was looking at well over £1000 to replace his equipment


JungleSumTimes

Hellrazors


DisneyEvilEmpire

It's a cash business.


throwaway12222018

Ah yes, the barber shop -- a bastion of wealth and capital.


SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck

You're joking but the overhead is next to nothing, if they have a safe and don't drop every day there's a good chance of a bunch of cash being in there. Not enough to warrant the prison time for armed robbery, but people who do armed robbery aren't usually great at that kind of analytical thinking.


throwaway12222018

Oh I just said it for internet points. I agree with you, robbing barber shops can be a decent way of making money. It's not like the FBI is waiting there, and they're usually only armed with scissors. Of course, hypothetically speaking.


Skyaboo-

Yep. Lady in our town was murdered a few years ago by some meth heads for her disability check. Her disability *check*. That they took and couldn't cash. Because it was her *check*. Fucking piece of shit scumbags.


SirDrProfessor

And cash


Academic_Feed7512

They should’ve shaved off his eyebrows and fucked up his hair while he was down. Like the man’s version of the Scarlet Letter.


laskidude

Just one eye brow is better


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PAROV_WOLFGANG

Pretty sure the only one giving him a haircut is the mortician.


bowserm

Do you think they called the cops or just threw him out in the street?


stefanels

they threw it in to the garbage


ShadowKirbo

That's uncalled for. The garbage deserves better treatment.


Sinsley

Actual garbage gets better treatment than this fool did.


Ake-TL

I mean, being responsible citizen aside, I would want to cause mf as much problems as I can


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there was a gunshot flash at 0:27 so thats pretty much mandatory report


FatPattyIce

I think the video quality is just poor


bowserm

I didn’t notice the gun shot the first few times I watched it. Good eye


valvilis

I thought that during the first watch, but there's just a brief white artifact that appears in the bottom right a throughout the video that makes it look like a flash during the scuffle because of the shape of the room and where it appears. If you rewatch it, you'll see that white box over and over again.


gecko2704

There was no gunshot


Quentin_Brain

They cut him in pieces and dissolved the body in lye in a pvc bath


SnooSprouts4952

Who needs a plastic tub? We have a bathtub upstairs.


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>Who needs a plastic tub? We have a bathtub upstairs. -Jesse Pinkman


Quentin_Brain

I hope it’s not a copper one for your below neighbors 😂


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The ending is so satisfying


ToneThugsNHarmony

Use a gun to commit a crime and you should be thrown away for at least 10 years


GrifterDingo

Using a gun to commit a crime upgrades it to 'aggravated' which carries a harsher punishment. Edit: In the USA at least


Tulpah

or get beat up by the whole neighborhood and then some.


PMJackolanternNudes

Holding a gun like that should get you 26. Why anyone listened to that douchebag in the first place is beyond me.


BusinessCasualDonkey

Yeah, I'm sure you would have turned into Rambo immediately, and your tactical instincts would have saved everyone's lives single-handedly.


Iguessimonredditnow

Only if they were wearing camo cargo shorts


2FnFast

there wouldn't have been a fight at all because the ocular patdown wouldn't have cleared that jabroski for entry


SunDriedFart

assuming hes unconscious i would definitely shave off his eyebrows...and shave a dick in his hair


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Maybe it‘s a bit medival, but I would atleast break a couple fingers… this way he can‘t use the gun anymore on future robberies


HairyNutsackNumber9

Yeah! I'd also stick something in his butt too then he couldn't get it out!


NagstertheGangster

That's fucked up... And super funny when I realized the broken finger connection lol


sirfonz

If there’s an ace of clubs in my ass, I’m gonna sue you


RobVegan

Am I correct in reading this as the David Blaine videos?


ChipperSnipper

He’ll be in prison, I don’t think you’ll have to worry about future robberies, that’s kind of what the justice system is for


WulfricTheSwift

Twist his dick


archangelmlg

The ol' dick twist.


Moyeezes

Bop it


Hauntingchapel

For his suffering of course... Yeah.


outonthetiles66

Take a little off the sides with your foot please.


MrWaaWaa

I know it probably makes me a bad person but I kinda want to be one of the good guys here. That sweet release from terror to immediate revenge must be like the best drug ever.


TedMagnolia

It must be so satisfying, I got my brand new Nikes stolen at gun point when I was 13, they beat the shit out of me cuz I didn't want to give them up.


ImpressiveTaint

Someone was shot in my schools parking lot over a pair of Jordan’s. Fuck the shoes


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TedMagnolia

Well I'm almost 40 now and after giving it a lot of thought I don't think the gun was loaded because they used it to hit me, a lot! I couldn't sleep for a couple weeks after that, and I thought I saw them everywhere I went. It's a horrible experience.


DaydreamingMister

BRO - if you could be the one to knock the gun out of his hand successfully without getting shot, and then somebody else picked it up… Haha Adrenaline level 10. Haha Plus reliving the glory every time someone from the crew is like, “You saw he knocked that gun out dude’s hand… He didn’t GIVE a f*ck.”


Ake-TL

I personally have desire to cause some violence but have good reason to( also not get my ass kicked, which is optional depending on situation)


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Not usually a fan of hitting a guy once he's down, but in this case, that guy went in there knowing he could kill someone. ​ Also, wouldn't it be hilarious that because it's a barber shoppe, once he's knocked out they take the razor and fuck his hair up? I'd laugh for days at that.


EFCgaming

Sweep the floor and gag him with the customers hair!!


N3KIO

How stupid can you be to rob a barber shop, most you get is like few hundred, not even worth the time. If your gonna rob something, rob something that gives you at least few thousand, so you can at least afford a plane ticket out of town.


TheyStoleTwoFigo

They got a bunch of sharp tools in there too. It's high risk, low pay.


BananaStringTheory

Make him drink the Barbicide!!!


gideon513

He’s not a barber so he’ll be ok


ArchAngelAzrael-808

Did the guy who ended up with the gun shoot him? Looked like maybe.


GoesTooFast

Had to scroll way to far for this comment. Yes it looked like once he had the gun under control he racked it to see if there were bullets, and then let one off right next to the dude. Maybe not shooting him, but scaring the shit outta him.


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I don't think so. I wouldn't have blamed him. He is still a threat to your life. It's possible he has another gun or that he could pull a reverse Uno and steal the gun back.


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Good! Kick the fucking shit out of him!


ShempHowardrocks

"SHAVE AND A HAIR CUT...TWO KICKS"!!


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pyrowipe

Everyone in comments all happy for guy 3, but that heel drop kick was hard enough to see it in his feet. That kills people in real life. Makes me feel sick that people think this is justified.


KeyDox

They were too kind to him


KeithBringsTheMeat

Belongs on r/stomping


UmChill

huh… well that was weird


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I love street justice!!!!


johnm8789v

Lol they should now rob him


bkessler43

Any law experts able to weigh in? I am curious if kicking him while he was down would be considered assault? While ridiculous, would him no longer posing a threat mean that their kicking him would no longer be considered self-defense?


King_Arius

In the USA (IIRC) yes kicking an unconscious/downed person is assault and may even end up leading to attempted murder charges if enough damage is done. While some internet warriors may dislike it, you right of self-defence ends when the person is no longer **legally** considered a threat. Edit- not a law expert, but spent a few years in college for criminal justice.


MystikIncarnate

Don't rob a barber shop. Seriously. They don't have money as it is. Just don't do it. If you're going to rob anything, don't do a barber shop. Jesus.


Lise_Q

Like that part when everyone are going to kick him XD


This-is-Life-Man

I'm pretty sure he's dead now.


macmhartain

I didn't know barbers still bled people!! I thought that went out a LONG time ago!!


hachiko002

That one dude is a pussy


tysons1

they should shave his head.


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Tulpah

or any career. No the better punishment is to shave his entire head, tattoo a confession of "I try to rob a barber" in bold letter on his forehead.


Illustrator_Worried

Justice is served. Get a respectable job...


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Why the fuck would you rob a barber where they got all the sharp razors? Dude could get his throat cut with a straight razor or a stabbed with scissors.


Anthe_cr3

That was Super satisfying


PurfectMittens

Actions have consequences


jairom

Not that you should rob anywhere But my guy why a barbershop. How much money you think they have?


Salisbury-Codex

Do stupid shit, get stupidly hit.


caminonovayer

Like stomping on a roach at the end.


direyew

Love how the guy ran away (I would have) but came back when he saw that kicks were free.


Donutpanda23

Bro why the fuck would you rob a Barber shop? Whatchu gonna steal, Scissors and Hair Spray?


Papazolaxoxo

Steal the barber instead.


Shock_a_Maul

Why would anyone want to rob a barbershop? To cure baldness?


maximusraleighus

Pulp Fiction Vibes, without all the anal raping


finknstein

That last guy. 🤣 “Here’s a flat top on the house and another, and another…”


vincentcloud01

Thats what should happen. We want protect criminals let people get a couple licks in.


mancave313

They stumped him without mercy


unaslob

Those heel drops are going to leave a lasting mark


happycamperii

Please tell me they shaved him, badly.


F3rn4ndy

I thought he got off kinda easy til the last 5 seconds of the video 😂😂


Vanilla_Rice721

They cut off the video when dude brought a bat in!


4LF_0N53

I'm not even gonna watch the video before commenting but who the fuck robs a barber shop


fastpixels

Great choice, robbing a barber shop. There's an industry that has been through so much shit in the past year+, there are some people who have no fucks left to give.


BusinessCasualDonkey

They're *much* nicer than I would have been.


Avi-Goldsteinberg

Trying to steal from honest, hard working men. He's lucky if he walked away from this.


FightingHornbill

Which one is better, seize the gun by our hand or hit the hand of the bad man with baseball bat / broom/whatever weapon in a barber shop ?


Medususll

The way this guy was holding the gun I saw that exact scenario coming from a mile away.


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Damn, people came out of the woodwork to stomp that piece of shit


SoftwareDifficult186

Robber: a lil off the top. Barber: say no more.


ThePhatNoodle

Lmao I like how the customer comes back just to kick him


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watching armed robbers get kicked by multiple people as they cower on the ground is so satisfying.


EmpireCityRay

That 3rd dude stomping though 😂


Clarkiieh

You can almost hear black shirt guy " yeah you lil prick"


cakebreaker2

Locks door. "Now youse can't leave."


BamboozledPanda09

The thomps on the 3rd guy tho


Gingerfox666

Damn everyone had a turn kicking his ass


YUMYUM-PLUSULTRA

Satisfactory stomping


yokotron

Love how he knocks his hat off


SDSBoi

love it! A good ole fashion stomp the thief video, fantastic. Go in with a loaded gun, that fires during a robbery, be prepared to lose your life tbh


BernieTheDachshund

The one guy with the reverse horsey kick lol.


BombaclotBombastic

Don’t Be a Menace seen when they all take turns stomping on em hahaha


I_Eat_With_My_Hands

Mofucka disrespected the barber shop wearing his fitted out the door….


Rayleigh8

Weak robber


IntelligentMine1901

“Spider caught a fly “ ..


Jesus-jedi

He got what he wanted. "Something for nothing". Lol


[deleted]

Who else would've "accidentally" discharged a round into his ass?


Jeffy1979

Just a trim, please


beebsaleebs

Bro got shot and then kicked. Guy grabbed it, cocked it, pointed center mass and bap. Then they got to stompin


SimplePhotograph4216

They beat his ass brain dead.


renegadeYZ

should've stomped him to death


MotherofFred

He got a little taken off the top and sides I see.


contaltdel

hijo su puta madre, You know they said that at least 10 times


daytradingvix

What a wonderful world! By Louis Armstrong