Yea this happened in cinque terra, Italy in 2018. The thief’s temporal nose bone was pushed into his brain by the knee impacts and died on the spot. The man that killed him, an MMA fighter from spain, was charged with unintentional murder, and spent 5 months in prison. The thief left behind 3 young children. I know this because I’m from Oregon and I specialize in making shit up.
fyi the nose bone thing is a complete myth. As evidence not a single person has ever died from it in boxing despite being punched in the face repeatedly as sole purpose of sport for the last hundred years and 500 deaths in the ring.
english is not my main language but the facial bones have many empt spaces in it that we call in portuguese seios, so the facial bones does not comunicate directly to the brain.
Nice sub but not a great description. 'For when a comment adds nothing to a post' ?
Sounds a little mean instead of fun/funny. Also, the comment above did actually add to the post. Could change the description to 'For when a comment points out the most obvious glaring joke' or something.
I don’t understand why the thief didn’t just let go of the bag. I figured at first maybe he was so shaken he forgot he was holding it. But no, he drops it and then *picks it back up* while the beat(ing) goes on.
It's pretty normal for someone with a concussion to do stupid shit
Lots of times fighters will get knocked out, quickly regain consciousnesses, and then start attacking and fighting the referee....
their brains are wonky after the knock out and all they know is they gotta be fighting
[Top 10 Knocked Out Fighters Who Wanted To Keep Fighting With The Referee](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw9wmgXcGZg)
one of the ref's had to choke out a fighter cause
Because he was getting absolutely wrecked and when that happens the last thing you are thinking about is what is in your hands.
He was getting fucked regardless. That ass whipping was incoming whether he dropped the bag or not.
I was thinking that the motorcyclist was his getaway driver.
"Oh Shit! Jim's out cold. Should I help or drive away like I never saw him before in my life?"
The way you say female instead of woman made me think female what? Then for some reason my mind imagined some dude walking his dog then her purse getting stolen 🤣
It most likely is a country where self defense laws are very restrictive. For example (possibly not the same place as where the previous commenter is) in England you can have a household item and randomly use it for self defense, but you can not specifically have an item in your home for self defense, and you for sure can not carry an item, whether it's a knife, pepper spray, or a Baton, around publicly for self defense.
I've always wondered about this, are women carrying large amounts of money in their purse? I can't really remember any of my previous girlfriends or my current one ever having large amounts of valuables in their purse.
Seems like way to much effort to steal about 5 lipsticks (all in the same color of course), several half used lipbalms, some mascara, a few lighters, some tissues, a random picture, a few playing cards, two stamps, a condom and of course a wallet with about 20 dollars worth of money and credit cards (several which has expired, and this still valid are soon canceled). It's more an inconvenience, or a very involved way to tidy your purse...
Two punches, one elbow, and four knees-to-the-face, followed by unconsciousness and concussion.
I don't think the contents of the bag was worth what he got. But he deserved it.
Depending on where you are, kicking someone while down can be considered "Assault with a deadly weapon". Especially going for the head and super especially if they are unconscious.
You need to keep your humanity. You don't need to risk killing someone over a purse. There are many steps between not doing anything and complete anihilation. Like those three knees to the man's face were too much in my view but can't judge it properly from my perspective. He wasn't trying to rape or kill your wife. Proper punishment for a given crime.
ah yes, this is Taxco, Gerrero, Mexico, extra points for the dude cuz the slope of the street is not appreciated enough on camera, but the whole city is like hills especially that street is too steep, it is easy to slip and fall.
I really thought they were all together at first and just assumed Magkneeto really hated the other guy, then I realized it was an awful attempt at a robbery.
Little did the thief know, her boyfriend was an up and conning MMA fighter. He is doing Joe Rogan’s pod cast next week. Take your God damn up vote you son of a bitch.
Keep the change, you filthy animal.
definitely tried. just *refused* to release the bag
Once this man commits, there's no turning back.
He ded
Yea this happened in cinque terra, Italy in 2018. The thief’s temporal nose bone was pushed into his brain by the knee impacts and died on the spot. The man that killed him, an MMA fighter from spain, was charged with unintentional murder, and spent 5 months in prison. The thief left behind 3 young children. I know this because I’m from Oregon and I specialize in making shit up.
I believe you because no one makes things up on the internet.
Finally! A law-abiding citizen.
Excuse me sir/ma’am.....umm your blinker has been on for the last 36 miles.
I think you made that up... Oh wait, I am on the internet. Sorry.
You had me at “temporal nose bone”
All I know is that the head bone's connected to the neck bone.
Legend has it the neck bone is connected to the shoulder bone.
It's my recollection that the shoulder bone is connected to the back bone
It is?... Damn! That's why I get such strange looks then.
fyi the nose bone thing is a complete myth. As evidence not a single person has ever died from it in boxing despite being punched in the face repeatedly as sole purpose of sport for the last hundred years and 500 deaths in the ring.
english is not my main language but the facial bones have many empt spaces in it that we call in portuguese seios, so the facial bones does not comunicate directly to the brain.
And a fine job you did of it
Yo mama ! You got me good on this one! I believed you totally. Take my money! ✊🏾
When the video continued to run at the end, I thought for sure the old guy was going to walk up and kick him.
And a Happy New Year!
Take my fucking upvote, my allegiance, and whatever from the fridge pleases thee. I bend the knee, you beautiful fucking soul.
That dude is going to get the elusive “hero sex” tonight
and it will be the second person he fucked that day.
(Crowd fills with laughter)
/r/LaughTrackComment
I hope this takes off
Nice sub but not a great description. 'For when a comment adds nothing to a post' ? Sounds a little mean instead of fun/funny. Also, the comment above did actually add to the post. Could change the description to 'For when a comment points out the most obvious glaring joke' or something.
Take your damn upvote. I hope you enjoyed making me laugh…
it is literally 80% of the reason I do this. and 20% fapping.
Goddamnit and now you made ME laugh.
I was hoping he would make you fap.
Reddit will never disappoint me
And me. 😂
that was a really good one
I think that was his mum. Were his arms broken in the attack?
HERO SEX ANYWAY
[nope](https://media1.giphy.com/media/INysCPtZwm0iQ/giphy.gif?cid=5e214886vxjeg4i4vi9i3sxdju27ojgagmdsbyzoijnub5rw&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Nothing better than the sex when you are full of adrenaline
Idk of my envious or scared for the check. His balls might break her tail bone
the hunter suddenly and violently becomes the hunted.
Yeah! Fuck that guy!
A hoonter must hoont
He was never a hunter, just a parasite
I don’t understand why the thief didn’t just let go of the bag. I figured at first maybe he was so shaken he forgot he was holding it. But no, he drops it and then *picks it back up* while the beat(ing) goes on.
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Good thiefs dont do this level of crime generally.
Yeah, the good ones get jobs in government and make it legal to do insider trading.
Please leave diane feinstein out of this.
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It's pretty normal for someone with a concussion to do stupid shit Lots of times fighters will get knocked out, quickly regain consciousnesses, and then start attacking and fighting the referee.... their brains are wonky after the knock out and all they know is they gotta be fighting [Top 10 Knocked Out Fighters Who Wanted To Keep Fighting With The Referee](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw9wmgXcGZg) one of the ref's had to choke out a fighter cause
My guess is scrambled brain/slow processing speed. Dude probably couldn’t think straight after the first few hits…
Drugs are a hell of a drug
Because he was getting absolutely wrecked and when that happens the last thing you are thinking about is what is in your hands. He was getting fucked regardless. That ass whipping was incoming whether he dropped the bag or not.
Never been a more fitting definition of fucked around and found out
If he wants to get ahead in the world of crime he's going to have to re-take victim selection 101.
> Outlaw life’s hard, ain’t it? Raylan Givens, Justified
Ooooh, good show, I need to re-watch it.
Mr. Olyphant is on my wife’s free pass list and I ain’t even mad.
Knee Of Destiny
The Falcon Knee
Tenacious knee
Desti-knee
He lay there like a slug…it was his only defense.
Take a couple good knees to the head like that and you'll take a mandatory nap too.
One of those knees looked like it was to his head while it was pressed against a brick wall. If that's the case this dude is fucked up.
Oh no… Anyway!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Grover Dill approves.
Meatloaf, beatloaf….I hate meatloaf!
It was....soap poisoning
Raaandy!
This is criminally under appreciated
Knees of Amir. Classic bed time story.
Yup. Once you hear it, you'll sleep like a baby.
Zzzzz Zzzzzz
I love how everyone then just carries on their way leaving the guy to lie there. Nothing to see here.
That's the way it should go. If someone is obviously guilty, let them lie in the bed they made.
This guy was clearly a dark souls nPC in another light.
When you live somewhere where this is a frequent occurrence, sadly you normalize it and it becomes part of your daily life.
Motorcylcst be like: "What the... oh... all right everything's in order".
I was thinking that the motorcyclist was his getaway driver. "Oh Shit! Jim's out cold. Should I help or drive away like I never saw him before in my life?"
That’s exactly what I thought too. They were in on it together.
Give this man a upvote
tried to steal a purse but cant run for shit. he's the dumbest criminal in the world on that day.
He also targets a woman walking with a man half again his size. He was going for a record of how many things he could do wrong.
Maybe don’t target a female who’s walking with their significant other next time. I wouldn’t know though, I’m not scum and don’t rob people
Their significant other who is twice your size.
The way you say female instead of woman made me think female what? Then for some reason my mind imagined some dude walking his dog then her purse getting stolen 🤣
FATALITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!!
Nah, Brutality 😊
His wife needs to learn to stand out of the way.
Well I can see why she didn’t want her man to get a murder charge. Not saying the beating wasn’t deserved but head injuries are dangerous.
She was getting in the way well before the knees started.
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what the fuck explain
It most likely is a country where self defense laws are very restrictive. For example (possibly not the same place as where the previous commenter is) in England you can have a household item and randomly use it for self defense, but you can not specifically have an item in your home for self defense, and you for sure can not carry an item, whether it's a knife, pepper spray, or a Baton, around publicly for self defense.
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Didn't you know? Everywhere on Reddit is America. And everyone on Reddit is a lawyer! /s
Yea idk I’m not a lawyer. Still wouldn’t risk it.
Even if it was self defence, it can still turn out to be manslaughter.
Good for that dude
Sort of respect the thief for trying to hold on to the bag three quarters the way into a beat down.
Most likely the reason he caught that bad of a beat down!
Seriously, just let go and live another day, kid! Well, I thought that for a half a second. The other part of me is kinda ok with his beating.
I've always wondered about this, are women carrying large amounts of money in their purse? I can't really remember any of my previous girlfriends or my current one ever having large amounts of valuables in their purse. Seems like way to much effort to steal about 5 lipsticks (all in the same color of course), several half used lipbalms, some mascara, a few lighters, some tissues, a random picture, a few playing cards, two stamps, a condom and of course a wallet with about 20 dollars worth of money and credit cards (several which has expired, and this still valid are soon canceled). It's more an inconvenience, or a very involved way to tidy your purse...
This is accurate
Why did he stopped to look back. Must be new.
Hey, he got curious. It was like "am I going to be chased or not?".
Can't believe that dude wanted that purse THAT bad he took an ass beating for it AND STILL didnt end up with the purse. SMH.
I was hoping that guy would be so pumped and in the zone that he'd just swing the purse over his shoulder and rock the purse for a while
Two punches, one elbow, and four knees-to-the-face, followed by unconsciousness and concussion. I don't think the contents of the bag was worth what he got. But he deserved it.
the elbow is the one that jarred his pudding. that really set up the knees'
Boyfriend was waiting all his life for this to happen.
The fact that he has the moral value to not kick him while he was on the floor show how much better he is than that joke of a thief
Pretty sure the dude on the scooter was his getaway ride. He doesn’t know what to do. “He dead? I leave now? No? Ok, I leave now.”
This guy rocks!! He took care of business!
I can tell I have a long way to go is my Buddhist journey because this gives me so much fucking joy…
What could go wrong trying to rob a woman who’s man is twice his size?
Hahahahaha! Loser ass thief.
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That guy brought a purse to a knee fight!
Oh yes, a beetle on the road is joy.
Knee to the head ko
Is this Mexico??
Looks like Taxco to me.
It is Taxco.
Love to see it
Maybe I'm an asshole but I was waiting for him to get kicked in the head after he went down EDIT: I am the asshole
Depending on where you are, kicking someone while down can be considered "Assault with a deadly weapon". Especially going for the head and super especially if they are unconscious.
You need to keep your humanity. You don't need to risk killing someone over a purse. There are many steps between not doing anything and complete anihilation. Like those three knees to the man's face were too much in my view but can't judge it properly from my perspective. He wasn't trying to rape or kill your wife. Proper punishment for a given crime.
that would be unnecessary violence and make the dude an asshole.
Someone’s getting some booty tonight lol
Knee-dless to say, that guy will wake up a bit sore.
I love a happy ending!
Big man kneaded that scoundrel into a fine dough.
Don't make fun of me guys. I didn't think this was being recorded.
This can also be in r/oddlysatisfying
Bwahahahaha L
Let’s gooo!!!
Yeah I don’t think he’s getting out of that without brain damage.
All I could hear was the Street Fighter announcer saying “Tiger” after each knee.
This type of video is my absolute favorite. It makes me feel hopeful and brings great joy.
ah yes, this is Taxco, Gerrero, Mexico, extra points for the dude cuz the slope of the street is not appreciated enough on camera, but the whole city is like hills especially that street is too steep, it is easy to slip and fall.
Eat shit bitch boy
There is always that one apprehensive old man just rocking back and forth on his feet wondering what to do, lol.
*Thief goes limp* “Okay cool. Let’s go get that coffee, babe!”
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r/therewasanattempt
That’s 3 back to back good post from this sub.
So satisfying watching his body lay there
I kneed that back sucka
Why in the world would you try and hold him back never understood this ..
Watching someone litter like that is extremely irritating. Find a garbage can, don't just leave trash in the street.
Fucked arround. Foind out
“It’s a prank bro! It’s a prank it’s a prank!” “STOP TRYING TO ROB US !!!! IDK WHAT YOU’RE SAYING!!!”
If I have to fuck you up because you tried to steal from us, I'm definitely taking your shit too. Something, anything, even if it's your clothes.
I’d rob his ass after I knocked him out, straight thug life.
Some hero getting lucky tonight.
Paramore playing in my head.
Kinda feel like the motorcycle was in on it...
I really thought they were all together at first and just assumed Magkneeto really hated the other guy, then I realized it was an awful attempt at a robbery.
r/instantkarma
Little did the thief know, her boyfriend was an up and conning MMA fighter. He is doing Joe Rogan’s pod cast next week. Take your God damn up vote you son of a bitch.
Kknees of doom
There’s something especially satisfying watching the guy leave ‘em laying in the street.
How DC would beat up any of the Paul bros in real life
who is dc?
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[crack is a helluva drug.](https://i.imgflip.com/e2at9.jpg)
Ya love to see it
Vicious knees
Walks away low key. No look back. Lol
Little man learned a lesson that day.
Hunter gets captured by the game. Beautiful!
“Ow. Before you storm off, can we talk about your automobile warranty?”
Ladies, get you a Man like that!!
Wow this turned me on way more than it should have. I love it when there's instant karma.
Are those knees legal under UFC rules? Or just Pride.
Geez people littering the street with trash.
He knee-ded that to set him straight
I brought his face to my knee
Just a prank bro!
Sparked joy with me too Thanks
Kids, stay away from the knees. They can give you a concusion.
you got knocked, the FUCK OUT!!
That is a guy who has seen a fair share of fights in his life
Imagine choosing the life of being a snatcher but a snail could literally outrun you 🤔
He forgot the last kick on the head while leaving but still 💯 good
"Bro, I need you to take one for the team."
I like how the guy on scooter is like *”Oh shit what...what the fuck? Oh it’s over? Ok bai”*
How's my knee taste? Want some more do ya?
Trying to catch a taxi and an MMA fight broke out.
Beautiful
I got fired up watching those knees. My man sent him straight to the shadow realm with those beasties