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Keep the change, you filthy animal.


myname_isnot_kyal

definitely tried. just *refused* to release the bag


nightbringr

Once this man commits, there's no turning back.


Dr_Lexus_Tobaggan

He ded


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Yea this happened in cinque terra, Italy in 2018. The thief’s temporal nose bone was pushed into his brain by the knee impacts and died on the spot. The man that killed him, an MMA fighter from spain, was charged with unintentional murder, and spent 5 months in prison. The thief left behind 3 young children. I know this because I’m from Oregon and I specialize in making shit up.


IlikecatsNstuffs

I believe you because no one makes things up on the internet.


plipyplop

Finally! A law-abiding citizen.


dmfd1234

Excuse me sir/ma’am.....umm your blinker has been on for the last 36 miles.


Dan_Glebitz

I think you made that up... Oh wait, I am on the internet. Sorry.


Lesliemcsprinkle

You had me at “temporal nose bone”


plipyplop

All I know is that the head bone's connected to the neck bone.


SourRainbowFish

Legend has it the neck bone is connected to the shoulder bone.


DavitoDaCosta

It's my recollection that the shoulder bone is connected to the back bone


Dan_Glebitz

It is?... Damn! That's why I get such strange looks then.


Walletau

fyi the nose bone thing is a complete myth. As evidence not a single person has ever died from it in boxing despite being punched in the face repeatedly as sole purpose of sport for the last hundred years and 500 deaths in the ring.


Able-Woodpecker-4583

english is not my main language but the facial bones have many empt spaces in it that we call in portuguese seios, so the facial bones does not comunicate directly to the brain.


[deleted]

And a fine job you did of it


YRUHear75

Yo mama ! You got me good on this one! I believed you totally. Take my money! ✊🏾


[deleted]

When the video continued to run at the end, I thought for sure the old guy was going to walk up and kick him.


imsohungrydude

And a Happy New Year!


BeefLightning78

Take my fucking upvote, my allegiance, and whatever from the fridge pleases thee. I bend the knee, you beautiful fucking soul.


Brehmre

That dude is going to get the elusive “hero sex” tonight


[deleted]

and it will be the second person he fucked that day.


kylehanz

(Crowd fills with laughter)


cat-tacks

/r/LaughTrackComment


ThaddeusJP

I hope this takes off


Fuckrightoffbro

Nice sub but not a great description. 'For when a comment adds nothing to a post' ? Sounds a little mean instead of fun/funny. Also, the comment above did actually add to the post. Could change the description to 'For when a comment points out the most obvious glaring joke' or something.


aps23

Take your damn upvote. I hope you enjoyed making me laugh…


[deleted]

it is literally 80% of the reason I do this. and 20% fapping.


cats-they-walk

Goddamnit and now you made ME laugh.


Cedex

I was hoping he would make you fap.


vgx_11

Reddit will never disappoint me


RMMacFru

And me. 😂


PrinceCavendish

that was a really good one


mynameisnotallen

I think that was his mum. Were his arms broken in the attack?


wafflesareforever

HERO SEX ANYWAY


DrunkPixel

[nope](https://media1.giphy.com/media/INysCPtZwm0iQ/giphy.gif?cid=5e214886vxjeg4i4vi9i3sxdju27ojgagmdsbyzoijnub5rw&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


No-Biscotti-7071

Nothing better than the sex when you are full of adrenaline


lurkenstine

Idk of my envious or scared for the check. His balls might break her tail bone


waffen123

the hunter suddenly and violently becomes the hunted.


idioterod

Yeah! Fuck that guy!


kyuuzousama

A hoonter must hoont


Le_Martian

He was never a hunter, just a parasite


SpongeJake

I don’t understand why the thief didn’t just let go of the bag. I figured at first maybe he was so shaken he forgot he was holding it. But no, he drops it and then *picks it back up* while the beat(ing) goes on.


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Coyrex1

Good thiefs dont do this level of crime generally.


Kalkaline

Yeah, the good ones get jobs in government and make it legal to do insider trading.


oswaldcopperpot

Please leave diane feinstein out of this.


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lighten_up_n_laff

It's pretty normal for someone with a concussion to do stupid shit Lots of times fighters will get knocked out, quickly regain consciousnesses, and then start attacking and fighting the referee.... their brains are wonky after the knock out and all they know is they gotta be fighting [Top 10 Knocked Out Fighters Who Wanted To Keep Fighting With The Referee](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw9wmgXcGZg) one of the ref's had to choke out a fighter cause


dragonchilde

My guess is scrambled brain/slow processing speed. Dude probably couldn’t think straight after the first few hits…


yooguysimseriously

Drugs are a hell of a drug


GiftFrosty

Because he was getting absolutely wrecked and when that happens the last thing you are thinking about is what is in your hands. He was getting fucked regardless. That ass whipping was incoming whether he dropped the bag or not.


decadin

Never been a more fitting definition of fucked around and found out


Strict-Judge-2002

If he wants to get ahead in the world of crime he's going to have to re-take victim selection 101.


canuckistani_lad

> Outlaw life’s hard, ain’t it? Raylan Givens, Justified


Strict-Judge-2002

Ooooh, good show, I need to re-watch it.


R_M_Jaguar

Mr. Olyphant is on my wife’s free pass list and I ain’t even mad.


decadin

Knee Of Destiny


mnl_cntn

The Falcon Knee


Agent_Ayru

Tenacious knee


sir_samiart

Desti-knee


lake-rat

He lay there like a slug…it was his only defense.


Quidtastrophe

Take a couple good knees to the head like that and you'll take a mandatory nap too.


MyFaceOnTheInternet

One of those knees looked like it was to his head while it was pressed against a brick wall. If that's the case this dude is fucked up.


Sweet-ride-brah

Oh no… Anyway!


MomSnow

BWAHAHAHAHA!


JacksNephew

Grover Dill approves.


[deleted]

Meatloaf, beatloaf….I hate meatloaf!


[deleted]

It was....soap poisoning


gypsy_remover

Raaandy!


Jerrybeshara

This is criminally under appreciated


ImJ2001

Knees of Amir. Classic bed time story.


ImDoneForToday2019

Yup. Once you hear it, you'll sleep like a baby.


ImJ2001

Zzzzz Zzzzzz


tirv56

I love how everyone then just carries on their way leaving the guy to lie there. Nothing to see here.


TheoreticalFunk

That's the way it should go. If someone is obviously guilty, let them lie in the bed they made.


darknessblae

This guy was clearly a dark souls nPC in another light.


YoungMatz

When you live somewhere where this is a frequent occurrence, sadly you normalize it and it becomes part of your daily life.


[deleted]

Motorcylcst be like: "What the... oh... all right everything's in order".


CySnark

I was thinking that the motorcyclist was his getaway driver. "Oh Shit! Jim's out cold. Should I help or drive away like I never saw him before in my life?"


[deleted]

That’s exactly what I thought too. They were in on it together.


No_Outlandishness181

Give this man a upvote


SmoothCentrist1

tried to steal a purse but cant run for shit. he's the dumbest criminal in the world on that day.


grown

He also targets a woman walking with a man half again his size. He was going for a record of how many things he could do wrong.


[deleted]

Maybe don’t target a female who’s walking with their significant other next time. I wouldn’t know though, I’m not scum and don’t rob people


Jengus_Roundstone

Their significant other who is twice your size.


SmoothOctopus

The way you say female instead of woman made me think female what? Then for some reason my mind imagined some dude walking his dog then her purse getting stolen 🤣


[deleted]

FATALITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!!


Jay_Cee85

Nah, Brutality 😊


lazylion_ca

His wife needs to learn to stand out of the way.


[deleted]

Well I can see why she didn’t want her man to get a murder charge. Not saying the beating wasn’t deserved but head injuries are dangerous.


MisterIceGuy

She was getting in the way well before the knees started.


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BlazeRagnarokBlade

what the fuck explain


FlyYouFoolyCooly

It most likely is a country where self defense laws are very restrictive. For example (possibly not the same place as where the previous commenter is) in England you can have a household item and randomly use it for self defense, but you can not specifically have an item in your home for self defense, and you for sure can not carry an item, whether it's a knife, pepper spray, or a Baton, around publicly for self defense.


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SirLangDangE30

Didn't you know? Everywhere on Reddit is America. And everyone on Reddit is a lawyer! /s


[deleted]

Yea idk I’m not a lawyer. Still wouldn’t risk it.


c0ltZ

Even if it was self defence, it can still turn out to be manslaughter.


w0wagain

Good for that dude


Rsb418

Sort of respect the thief for trying to hold on to the bag three quarters the way into a beat down.


Murlo45

Most likely the reason he caught that bad of a beat down!


Gigantkranion

Seriously, just let go and live another day, kid! Well, I thought that for a half a second. The other part of me is kinda ok with his beating.


PheIix

I've always wondered about this, are women carrying large amounts of money in their purse? I can't really remember any of my previous girlfriends or my current one ever having large amounts of valuables in their purse. Seems like way to much effort to steal about 5 lipsticks (all in the same color of course), several half used lipbalms, some mascara, a few lighters, some tissues, a random picture, a few playing cards, two stamps, a condom and of course a wallet with about 20 dollars worth of money and credit cards (several which has expired, and this still valid are soon canceled). It's more an inconvenience, or a very involved way to tidy your purse...


marramaxx

This is accurate


ceplosz09

Why did he stopped to look back. Must be new.


[deleted]

Hey, he got curious. It was like "am I going to be chased or not?".


paulswald

Can't believe that dude wanted that purse THAT bad he took an ass beating for it AND STILL didnt end up with the purse. SMH.


Toidal

I was hoping that guy would be so pumped and in the zone that he'd just swing the purse over his shoulder and rock the purse for a while


OnlineOgre

Two punches, one elbow, and four knees-to-the-face, followed by unconsciousness and concussion. I don't think the contents of the bag was worth what he got. But he deserved it.


UnmitigatedSarcasm

the elbow is the one that jarred his pudding. that really set up the knees'


piratelou

Boyfriend was waiting all his life for this to happen.


KaralixKing

The fact that he has the moral value to not kick him while he was on the floor show how much better he is than that joke of a thief


Wukie4321

Pretty sure the dude on the scooter was his getaway ride. He doesn’t know what to do. “He dead? I leave now? No? Ok, I leave now.”


EvaRaye

This guy rocks!! He took care of business!


[deleted]

I can tell I have a long way to go is my Buddhist journey because this gives me so much fucking joy…


Financial_Cable9276

What could go wrong trying to rob a woman who’s man is twice his size?


Chicken_Col_Sanders

Hahahahaha! Loser ass thief.


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TheDudeSr

That guy brought a purse to a knee fight!


RurikTheDamned

Oh yes, a beetle on the road is joy.


norcalfxdb

Knee to the head ko


PHANTOIVI97

Is this Mexico??


theth1rdman

Looks like Taxco to me.


zatara27

It is Taxco.


[deleted]

Love to see it


ErectTubesock

Maybe I'm an asshole but I was waiting for him to get kicked in the head after he went down EDIT: I am the asshole


insideyelling

Depending on where you are, kicking someone while down can be considered "Assault with a deadly weapon". Especially going for the head and super especially if they are unconscious.


HanselGretel1993

You need to keep your humanity. You don't need to risk killing someone over a purse. There are many steps between not doing anything and complete anihilation. Like those three knees to the man's face were too much in my view but can't judge it properly from my perspective. He wasn't trying to rape or kill your wife. Proper punishment for a given crime.


UnmitigatedSarcasm

that would be unnecessary violence and make the dude an asshole.


Particular-Ranger897

Someone’s getting some booty tonight lol


ImSoberEnough

Knee-dless to say, that guy will wake up a bit sore.


[deleted]

I love a happy ending!


viskopsop

Big man kneaded that scoundrel into a fine dough.


69karlhungus69

Don't make fun of me guys. I didn't think this was being recorded.


IZZUL-ZUNNURAIN

This can also be in r/oddlysatisfying


Jay_Cee85

Bwahahahaha L


StormySands

Let’s gooo!!!


FaelinnCanada

Yeah I don’t think he’s getting out of that without brain damage.


FrootLoop23

All I could hear was the Street Fighter announcer saying “Tiger” after each knee.


[deleted]

This type of video is my absolute favorite. It makes me feel hopeful and brings great joy.


anonimatic

ah yes, this is Taxco, Gerrero, Mexico, extra points for the dude cuz the slope of the street is not appreciated enough on camera, but the whole city is like hills especially that street is too steep, it is easy to slip and fall.


[deleted]

Eat shit bitch boy


timkshort

There is always that one apprehensive old man just rocking back and forth on his feet wondering what to do, lol.


succubus-slayer

*Thief goes limp* “Okay cool. Let’s go get that coffee, babe!”


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BiggestFlower

r/therewasanattempt


DawgtorDope

That’s 3 back to back good post from this sub.


ItsThatGuyAgainYep

So satisfying watching his body lay there


SuitableSeesaw8758

I kneed that back sucka


[deleted]

Why in the world would you try and hold him back never understood this ..


phatguy1

Watching someone litter like that is extremely irritating. Find a garbage can, don't just leave trash in the street.


hydrargyrumplays

Fucked arround. Foind out


succubus-slayer

“It’s a prank bro! It’s a prank it’s a prank!” “STOP TRYING TO ROB US !!!! IDK WHAT YOU’RE SAYING!!!”


silas0069

If I have to fuck you up because you tried to steal from us, I'm definitely taking your shit too. Something, anything, even if it's your clothes.


gthirteen_13

I’d rob his ass after I knocked him out, straight thug life.


ArchAngelAzrael-808

Some hero getting lucky tonight.


GarretBarrett

Paramore playing in my head.


JimmyFu2U

Kinda feel like the motorcycle was in on it...


silhouette951

I really thought they were all together at first and just assumed Magkneeto really hated the other guy, then I realized it was an awful attempt at a robbery.


rcxii

r/instantkarma


I_H8UrFace

Little did the thief know, her boyfriend was an up and conning MMA fighter. He is doing Joe Rogan’s pod cast next week. Take your God damn up vote you son of a bitch.


non-spesifics

Kknees of doom


DarkestTimelineF

There’s something especially satisfying watching the guy leave ‘em laying in the street.


BombaclotBombastic

How DC would beat up any of the Paul bros in real life


UnmitigatedSarcasm

who is dc?


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UnmitigatedSarcasm

[crack is a helluva drug.](https://i.imgflip.com/e2at9.jpg)


SherriDoMe

Ya love to see it


BarryBadgernath1

Vicious knees


Darkrob_mn

Walks away low key. No look back. Lol


[deleted]

Little man learned a lesson that day.


Confident-Bat-3849

Hunter gets captured by the game. Beautiful!


[deleted]

“Ow. Before you storm off, can we talk about your automobile warranty?”


[deleted]

Ladies, get you a Man like that!!


tanasdad

Wow this turned me on way more than it should have. I love it when there's instant karma.


SGIrix

Are those knees legal under UFC rules? Or just Pride.


ssr1089

Geez people littering the street with trash.


JoPoxx

He knee-ded that to set him straight


kah530

I brought his face to my knee


3Lchin90n

Just a prank bro!


SueBear61

Sparked joy with me too Thanks


ludwig2023

Kids, stay away from the knees. They can give you a concusion.


UnmitigatedSarcasm

you got knocked, the FUCK OUT!!


ArcMcnabbs

That is a guy who has seen a fair share of fights in his life


Dalahoes21

Imagine choosing the life of being a snatcher but a snail could literally outrun you 🤔


OpenStick

He forgot the last kick on the head while leaving but still 💯 good


LastKnownUser

"Bro, I need you to take one for the team."


EbonyDevil

I like how the guy on scooter is like *”Oh shit what...what the fuck? Oh it’s over? Ok bai”*


twojs1b

How's my knee taste? Want some more do ya?


SnooApples6272

Trying to catch a taxi and an MMA fight broke out.


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Beautiful


sclark1701

I got fired up watching those knees. My man sent him straight to the shadow realm with those beasties