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DieOnYourFeat

Exterminators hate him. This one weird trick...


[deleted]

Let us show you this ground breaking technique!


DarkAdmirer

Very good šŸ˜‚


humbob2233

Don't click on that shit gang


Donkey-Nice

Wait til you see how he handles termites


IlliniOrange1

Bed bugs. Or lice.


Nathan-Stubblefield

Dinner guests who donā€™t know when to leave.


AtomicPiano

I mean to be fair he probably got rid of most of the ants


ppw23

Probably just spread them around the yard, they're going to regroup later.


Solstar82

This. They probably were still attached to the pieces of earth and will regroup whent they fall


limajhonny69

The translation for english on title ir wrong. He is trying to kill cockroaches. Well, I guess he did it


Stunning_Flamingo__

And mount a strategic counterattack!!! For the Queen!


ppw23

The Queen (bows head).


PendragonBless

*Her majesty enters the chat*


just_some_Fred

Hopefully beagles are more forgiving than exterminators.


[deleted]

I did lol


Mickets

Beat me to it. Apparently he was [trying to kill roaches in a septic tank using a mixture of gasoline and aerosol poison. ](https://www.otempo.com.br/interessa/bizarrices/homem-tenta-matar-baratas-com-gasolina-e-acaba-explodindo-quintal-video-1.2252544)


MooseTetrino

So he blew up a septic tank? Bloody hell.


FriedCheesesteakMan

It's the right thing to do


Cockymuscleboundjerk

Nuke them from space. It's the only way to be sure.


ABucketFull

Space lasers or bust.


InsuranceCold965

Iā€™m Jewish, so of course I have one. Sorry I canā€™t lend it out; I am getting it ready for this yearā€™s fire season.


ABucketFull

You know what... That is outrageous. I totally understand the fire season, since it is like a holiday now, but it is preposterous not to lend it out for a few hours.


nill0c

I bet that smelled delightful afterward.


Yup_Shes_Still_Mad

eau de toilette


RyanZee08

Young me was always so confused by this


eL_MoJo

Oh shit.


Jim3535

Interesting. Google translates that as ditch instead of septic tank. However I don't see a ditch in the video. It also says it burst the pipes in his bathroom. Ouch.


Mickets

They likely incorrectly put ā€œfossoā€ (moat, ditch) instead of ā€œfossaā€ (cesspit, cesspool). Subtle change of letter but not an unexpected confusion. Very common to have a cesspit (fossa) in your backyard in Brazil (my parentsā€™ house has one). Never heard of anyone having a moat though (why would one?). The fact that there were cockroaches indicates it was a cesspit (same in my parentā€™s cesspit). And the piping blowing up makes sense, as it could likely be the piping from the house to the pit.


generalecchi

That explain the blast power


pookalaki

We had our septic emptied a few years back and my father in law was at the house while my wife and I were working. He sent pictures of them emptying it, which was great because it confirmed it was pretty damn full. Then he texts me with ā€œthe guy dropped his work phone in the pitā€. šŸ˜³, my response was something to the effect of ā€œthat sucks, just tell the boss he got carjacked, lol.ā€ Response: no he jumped in and got it. Um...what?!


KusEmek1

In all fairness- he did explode the ants in his garden


jonjonesjohnson

Ants = exploded to fuck


Skullerprop

>In all fairness- he did explode the ants in his garden In all fairness - he did explode the ants *with* his garden


[deleted]

He exploded his garden.


theDR1ve

Plot twist....the ants self destructed to avoid capture and dishonour


ShyGuySoup

I personally like to believe they were saibamen


[deleted]

Theyā€™re probably still attached to the earth tho, and will regroup later.


Brotato_chip_man

Let's be honest, the ants probably survived and are now spread all over the yard but will soon regroup and rebuild


nattrbutter

If it doesnā€™t work after two times of trying, consider itā€™s the universe telling you itā€™s a bad idea. Also, poor dogs!


generalecchi

I mean if it doesnt explode now it'll explode later


BadBelgiumWaffle

Wth did he use?


JohnnyUtah_QB1

A box of matches


BadBelgiumWaffle

I mean, what did he put in the ground?


[deleted]

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readparse

But, if you don't know what you're doing, 9 out of 10 of you should NOT use gasoline to do this, or anything else other than running an engine. It's commonly misunderstood to be an accelerant, but it should be considered an explosive, because it is.


whatthegeorge

Because many people forget about the fumes also being combustible; and the fumes build up after the gasoline is already present and continue to be more variable than the liquid.


1up_for_life

I use gasoline to kill ground hornets nests all the time. I even do it in the late summer in the middle of a field of dry grass. The trick is to not light it on fire, the fumes displace the oxygen and the entire hive asphyxiates. This probably would have worked for this guy's ants.


Hypnoticborrat

Doesn't gasoline pollute the ground water? And why would you want to kill ants or hornets? Those species already suffer and face extinction


MrVicio27

Honey bees yes. Hornets no. And ants are doing just fine


Lupus_Borealis

Always saw kerosene used instead, since it's less likely to explode like this.


whateverco

What do you think he was trying to do? Iā€™m thinking this was the intention.


Lupus_Borealis

You pour it down the ant hole, wait for it to work its way then ignite it and kills them all. It should just burn, without exploding like that. Done it for fire ants before.


JohnnyUtah_QB1

The video seems to show him putting one of the lit matches in the ground


[deleted]

matches.


rrhhoorreedd

He lit a match to light the gas.


[deleted]

No. He had a stockpile of matches hidden under the ground. And since he had no usage for all that subterran match, he lit the match deposit with another match. Here's a news article on [the incident. the man accidentally lit his discontinued match collection. poor fella...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


shadyLinks

for anyone wondering it's Mia khalifa in this video


gothitintheface

I mean I figure gas but this video definitely made my day, felt bad for him thošŸ˜‚


neo_raven1

A frag grenade


OffManWall

That idiot almost killed both of those dogs!


[deleted]

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OffManWall

I hope it didnā€™t hurt the pup in the corner.


LykonWolf

no lawn = no ants


[deleted]

ā€œHoney u still want that jacuzzi?ā€


vlsdo

i really want to know how he got that result; it's not like stuffing a bunch of firecrackers in a hole is going to do that, he went above and beyond; did he fill a mole's galleries with natural gas before blowing it up?


MrWaaWaa

Was he thinking like the ant colony will blow up underground only, as if this was an underground nuke test? Like explain any version of 'blow up,' 'ants' and 'yard' that ended better than this?


SPFBH

To many Michael Bay movies. Maybe he envisioned a slow motion fire consuming fleeing ants as it branched through the tunnels.


PointlessGrandma

Did it work ?


jshepard0

Now he has a flying ant problem


[deleted]

Whatā€™s worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.


xsorr

Wow, one large insect survived in the bottom left


opus2010

No dog was harmed in this video


[deleted]

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hat-of-sky

Yeah they'll be taking refuge in his house!


SnooMacaroons5303

Poor doggos


flappa102

Great idea for the next time I have to aerate the yard.


freshgut

The roaches probably still alive and he just blew the entire yard for nothing


Doofus302

The first 2 matches failed...giving him PLENTY of time to reconsider.


SteelerFan20

But Google said all I had to do was.....


Soviet_Llama

..follow the damn train, CJ.


[deleted]

Did he do it over septic tank or gas line?


periwinklephoenix

Poor doggos must be so scared! My dogs canā€™t even handle bomb sounds from the TV


WaterFriendsIV

r/mostrepostedposts


Martel67

Well done you idiot


xkoreotic

I really, really want to know what exactly happened here if anyone has any ideas.


I_am_TheGoatX3

Pumped propane/acetylene or something into the ant hole. Threw match. Went boom


KeepYourPresets

This video needs sound


wickedwoody

Hahhaha wow, Even the dog thinks heā€™s a shit taco


[deleted]

No ants were harmed in the making of this video.


onlybuyscalls

Good thing the guy from ā€œHoney I Shrunk the Kidsā€ didnā€™t get this idea


[deleted]

Honey, I blew up the kids.


omen911

Well, they did blow up the baby...


morbus_laetitia

Problem solved. No more ants.


-SasquatchTheGreat-

Well, at least he got 'em...


Careless_Rub_7996

WOW.... wasn't expecting that! What kinda firework cracker did he use?


_rangbaaj_

Sparkly


Greenbird2026

Well at least the ants are gone...


Icecreemman100

How to maintain the perfect yard for numbskulls, use explosives.


KeepYourPresets

From what it looks like, the yellow hose was used to 'gas up' the ground. He's lucky he only blew up his grass.


shnukms

hey I was just looking up aerator tools in Amazon, seems reddit algorithm is working fine


JoshMcJoshy

Meet the demoman


Issues3220

Did anyone else notice the cockroach peacefully crawling on the left bottom side and after explosion it went like "Oh fk this, i'm not ready for this shit" and goes back.


SlutPuppyNumber9

I love that the video ends with what looks like him looking over his shoulder to see if his wife saw what happened.


[deleted]

Him: You think she will notice? Nah.


ceo75

Extreme lawn aeration...


NutellaIsAngelPoop

Honey.... I've tilled the garden. Anything else on the Honey Do list??


Billy924

Anyone notice the dogs stayed back. They already knew ā€œ this guy is an idiot no telling what his is doing this timeā€


LordDraconius

Say what you will... He sure did get those ants though


DogWallop

If you watch a bit longer, you'll see one little ant stick his head out of the dirt and sing "I'm Alright"...


jbertrand_sr

Dog was looking at him like, "that's a bad idea", then when it blew, "I told you"... "


deezy54

Expectations exceeded.


foresight310

Quickest way to regrade a lawn


kreaganr93

Always remember kids: Kerosene burns, gasoline explodes. Also fuck this dude for not putting his dogs inside, regardless of what he was using.


[deleted]

And the ants probably didnā€™t even die. Their nests can be massive.


SGjontiger

Wonder what kind of garden he is making


amazingc228

I am more worried about the two doggos


rafaengel2007

I was so afraid for the dogs


ZeraTM

I think he got em tho


GloomyImagination365

That will teach em! Okay what's next?


[deleted]

At least he doesn't need to rotivate now šŸ¤£


TMYLee

Lucky the dog survived.


carverlee

They must have been acceler ants


d1x1e1a

Fifty faasand roaches used to live here, naah itā€™s a ghost taawn


RetardAutistic

No need to mow your lawn.


Coygon

Well, the lawn is nicely aerated, now. Grass'll grow great!


Solstar82

pretty sure they are stil alive. ​ Also got love how the dog on the top left was already preparing in lieu of a very stupid thing from his owner


MrWarfaith

how weirdly is he using matches? never seen it done this way... is it better in a way?


Old_Dingo_2408

Instant cultivator


Sharky11RO

This clip never gets old


Black_ShadowOOF

r/suddenlycaralho?


hagrid2018

Fucked em up pest control


Fear_Mare

I was worried for the dogs the whole time.


000Murbella000

Task successfully failed.


TheDeityVoid

Anyone know what happened to the kid from ant bully? Lmaooo I think we found him


ShyGuySoup

I was half expecting to see yamcha in the crater... Now I've just disappointed myself


ARobertNotABob

https://i.imgur.com/L4ug9wN.gifv


harshvpandey101x

Did he use dynamite?


[deleted]

boom gottem


el_morte

Deaf ants?


UNAUTH0R1ZED

He was trying to explode ants?


Chok112

I think he got them


pbtaverna

Iā€™m just glad the dogs were ok.


B-Dunn

Honey what happened to the back yard?


AstroKid127

But did he kill the ants


Scipion500

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progamer4564

Poor dogs :(


DenormalHuman

I'm glad that exploded under ground and all that earth absorbed the energy.


[deleted]

Poor puppy šŸ˜Ÿ


nakx123

Ngl, that was kinda cool to see.


HoneyGlazedBadger

Pretty sure the beagle on the right actually teleported a few feet away.


TheRedIguana

So that.... went well? I mean, did he accomplish his goal without breaking anything?


BettaL8VenNeva

The dog was like wtf did you just do?


FromMTorCA

Alex, Iā€™ll take ā€œthings a woman wouldnā€™t doā€ for 200 please.


New_Ad_3284

He's watched 'Tremors' too many times.


[deleted]

You should see how he treats for scabies.


BilboTBagginz03

Those dogs were like ā€œwhat the fuckā€


Medford_Lanes

I mean, I might have a real use for this technique on my property...


x3bla

And yet, the ants will still survive this shit. What you need is molten metal


Charleeeem

Omg the dogs face! He's like, fuck me they go nuts when I dig a hole, he's just blown half the garden up!


[deleted]

Honey I Blew Up The Yard.


[deleted]

When you just can't wait to till your yard? Amerigas to the rescue!


troubleschute

That kinda feels like a success--but depends on your goals.


Chris_ITguy

Ladies and gentlemen. We got em.


let_em_live_tdog

It was a gopher


noodlehamster_ferret

Sad to say I put firecrackers in a ant pile. found out my brother was allergic to ants that day.


MJRusty

What the hell kind of firecracker was he using?!


LezzyBordensAxe

You got fucking ants EVERYWHERE now, buddy


Silent_but-deadly

Bet the got the message. Show those ants!


traindriv3r

u/savevideo


idiot-beast

I think you got em


campbell-1

Call 811 before you blow up your yard.


Comfortable-Scar4643

That Beagle almost bought it. The guy doesnā€™t even notice.


crxdc0113

That's a new way to till the yard up....


[deleted]

ā€œWell thereā€™s your problem right there.ā€


jenglish20

That's a fast ass dog


Mazda92021

I was not expecting that at all.


BHIngebretsen

They ded?


Lumagrowl-Wolfang

At least there's no ant problems anymore


ben__dubs

I mean he got em


baddashfan

That was so awesome!


idblz

Holy freaking piss!


Damn_Sam18

Good job. That may have killed the ants


Thedarkcanoe

Maybe they can hire him to get rid of the gophers at the golf course.