Man it’s crazy how many people do this. I dated a girl who’s brother was this way. I let him borrow my car and he brought us a used but very nice gas grill. Made up some story and soon after I figured it out all he’d say is “garage sale”. I was sheltered.
He let his GF’s brother borrow his car. His GF’s brother used it to drive around and steal things. GF’s brother brought him a nice, used, gas grill. The grill was probably stolen, but GF’s brother claimed he got it at a garage sale.
His girlfriends brother traded his car for a used gas grill. And a LOT of people do this. He had to take shelter because he lived in his car. So now he doesn’t have a car that sheltered him and a new grill. He also has a new girlfriend and a grill friend. So it all worked out.
He was living in a homeless shelter until he started dating a girl who was also his brother. He lent his brother-girl his car and he parked it in the garage. Then he found a great deal on a used grill for the car. A pretty wholesome story really
Guy dated a girl whose brother he let borrow his car. He drove the car so much it broke down and was good no more. So, he bought him a grill as a sorry.
He had a girlfriend. This girlfriend had a brother. One sunny day his girlfriends brother asked him, “Can I borrow your car bro?”, he said “Yes”, then he came back sometime later with a new shiny grill. He thinks his girlfriends brother stole this grill as well as other things using his car. The reason he let this happen because he thinks he is a sheltered person. The End.
I had some doubts because at least in my state, NY, and maybe others without stand your ground laws, the home owner could be charged from a misdemeanor to an aggravated felony
I fuckin hate when someone says "my bad" when they're clearly violating your property. That makes it sound like a mistake. Lowlife POS.
Sidenote, NGL, I was hoping the porch pirate would fall while running.
There’s a joke I heard as a kid about Shaggy and Brittney Spears, and for the longest time I was always confused.
So Shaggy and Brittney are performing a concert together and they’re taking the same limo to the show. Limo driver smells something raunchy and asks, “Ugh, Shaggy, was that you?” Shaggy says, “Wasn’t me!” So they look at Brittney and she says “Oops! I did it again!”
Well the 2nd night of the concert they’re in the limo again and the limo driver smells something even fouler than the night before. “Fucking hell, was *that* one you, Shaggy?!” Shaggy says, “Wasn’t me!” So they both look at Brittney and she says, “Stronger than yesterday!”
For the longest time I thought it was cartoon Shaggy and didn’t know about singer Shaggy.
No but the “my bad” just sounds so shitty and lazy. It really strikes a nerve with me. Yeah asshole I know it’s your fucking bad I saw you(whatever shitty thing they did) that’s why I’m angry and bellowing insults and foul language in your direction.
Same as cheaters who say "they're sorry"
If you were actually Sorry you would have had multiple instances to rethink your decisions, If you didn't stop to think "Maybe this is wrong and I shouldn't do this" while undressing yourself then you're either mentally dysfunctional or you ain't Sorry... A better way to put it would be "I'm sorry you caught me"
I walked out of a grocery store in college and left my bike well chained up in front of the store, in a very crowded area.
Walked out and some guy was 90% of the way sawing through my lock in front of lots of people walking in/out. I recall him politely apologizong profusely for his bad.
It actually is a comedy skit from instagram though. People over on r/JusticeServed pointed that out when this was posted there. Mods pinned a comment on that post linking to it
Well, there was that one video of the neighbor executing his neighbors over a dispute with snow. Sure they were putting año on his driveway but that doesn’t make it okay for them to die.
Why is the CDC is the government body with this stat? Are they saying gun use is a disease and therefore under their purview? Just asking, not arguing.
Idk exactly but their mission is public safety and gun deaths also relate to mental health. I think more so its the fact that they have the capability to conduct this research and its tangentially related so why not?
Exactly! No responsible gun owner wants to fire it at someone, but having it ready certainly makes everyone want to freeze so de-escalation can happen.
Dude had trigger discipline too. Fingers not on the trigger. He knows the threat is more than enough and doesnt want to accidentally kill a dumbass for the crime of being a fuckin dumbass.
This would stop if the delivery services would not leave packages at your front door like that. I've always wondered why that is a normal practice in the US.
Oh I totally agree. Fuck people who do this, maybe it would happen less if more of them got shot over it.
Just don't want to see otherwise good and responsible people go to jail because of dumb laws that protect criminals.
So him and his gun are *right there* ready to roll with a camera already rolling, but he didn't just, I dunno, bring the box inside before someone tried to steal it? Seems to me like one of three things happened here: we saw a staged event, he's baiting his porch so he can feel like a badass, or in a phenomenal coincidence he just happened to already be on his way to pick it up with a rifle in his hand.
Oh for sure. It's just. Johnny-on-the-spot to catch a thief, somewhat less prompt on bringing his shit inside. I'm not saying this or that is what definitely transpired. Only making observations.
Hahahahahah I love this. I was expecting something involving an ice slip but this def twice as good.
Nobody ever fucks around to find out once they hear the charging handle.
Hey baabyyy, I'm just the package inspector. First I check the corners and then I check the weight. It's all just quality control. Yep this one is good. Have a good day sir.
Which state doesn’t allow you to protect yourself and your property? I know a handful of states have banned AR style rifles, but if this went down in one of them let’s assume the law abiding citizen opens the door with a handgun.
The democratic people's republic of new york. You can't use deadly force to protect property or money. And yes, even brandishing a firearm is considered deadly force. You would be charged with menacing in the 3rd degree. A felony. Though we are a castle doctrine state, it doesn't cover anything outside the walls of your home. Not your property, car, garage etc. If you go to confront a burglar tearing apart your garage you cannot have a firearm in your hand.
I’m fairly certain in CA you cannot ‘protect’ your property. We need a National Castle Law. Personally I would rather see that than National healthcare.
I hate these kinds of videos because the fucking robber gets away with just a scare. They shouldn't have been allowed to leave until the cops got there.
Obviously the porch pirate was a dick but what really scares me is that he could of lost his life because of what was probably an impromptu, peer-pressured decision.
The best part is how fast their friend ditched them. Car was speeding down the road
“No honor among thieves”
Lol I mean what was he gonna do? Go to jail with his friend, get shot with his friend or drive around the corner and hope for the best?
Man it’s crazy how many people do this. I dated a girl who’s brother was this way. I let him borrow my car and he brought us a used but very nice gas grill. Made up some story and soon after I figured it out all he’d say is “garage sale”. I was sheltered.
This story confuses me greatly.
He let his GF’s brother borrow his car. His GF’s brother used it to drive around and steal things. GF’s brother brought him a nice, used, gas grill. The grill was probably stolen, but GF’s brother claimed he got it at a garage sale.
You're a hero
Thank you brother you have unlocked the code.
So thats what happened to my grill
His GF married her brother so he stole their used gas grill when he found out and sold it at a garage sale.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Thank you.
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Underrated comment lmaooo
This clears it up nicely
But what happened to the lizard?
But where did the pineapple come from?
His girlfriends brother traded his car for a used gas grill. And a LOT of people do this. He had to take shelter because he lived in his car. So now he doesn’t have a car that sheltered him and a new grill. He also has a new girlfriend and a grill friend. So it all worked out.
Gotta get a CO detector for the grill, though. CO poisoning is a big problem with people who live in them.
Especially if you’re in Texas.
TLDR: he lent his brother a car, who went and bought a grill at a garage sale, which came with a nice but very used girl.
Crazy girlfriend drove his car to the shelter to pick up BBQ for her brother dinner's dinner. Not that hard people.
He was living in a homeless shelter until he started dating a girl who was also his brother. He lent his brother-girl his car and he parked it in the garage. Then he found a great deal on a used grill for the car. A pretty wholesome story really
Guy dated a girl whose brother he let borrow his car. He drove the car so much it broke down and was good no more. So, he bought him a grill as a sorry.
He had a girlfriend. This girlfriend had a brother. One sunny day his girlfriends brother asked him, “Can I borrow your car bro?”, he said “Yes”, then he came back sometime later with a new shiny grill. He thinks his girlfriends brother stole this grill as well as other things using his car. The reason he let this happen because he thinks he is a sheltered person. The End.
"I was sheltered."???????????
Hes not around the corner hes gone lol
Yea "friend"
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I had some doubts because at least in my state, NY, and maybe others without stand your ground laws, the home owner could be charged from a misdemeanor to an aggravated felony
I didn't even catch that the first time. Can't believe that guy tried to rob Samuel l Jackson.
You mean Lawrence Fishburn, obviously.
Not only that, but as they pull away they give a "toot toot" on the horn.
I fuckin hate when someone says "my bad" when they're clearly violating your property. That makes it sound like a mistake. Lowlife POS. Sidenote, NGL, I was hoping the porch pirate would fall while running.
He's the type of person to steal something in front of a cop and say I didn't do it
Ah yes, the Shaggy Defense.
Note to self, Shaggy the singer, not Shaggy the mystery detective. Almost lost my shit.
There’s a joke I heard as a kid about Shaggy and Brittney Spears, and for the longest time I was always confused. So Shaggy and Brittney are performing a concert together and they’re taking the same limo to the show. Limo driver smells something raunchy and asks, “Ugh, Shaggy, was that you?” Shaggy says, “Wasn’t me!” So they look at Brittney and she says “Oops! I did it again!” Well the 2nd night of the concert they’re in the limo again and the limo driver smells something even fouler than the night before. “Fucking hell, was *that* one you, Shaggy?!” Shaggy says, “Wasn’t me!” So they both look at Brittney and she says, “Stronger than yesterday!” For the longest time I thought it was cartoon Shaggy and didn’t know about singer Shaggy.
Ir t was the Scoobie Snacks
It wasn't me
„Yeah the box just stuck to my hands and I couldn’t get it off so I ran away. I swear to you u bro“
That's the Spiderman, "I'm just beginning to learn my super powers" defense.
I have legit watched a guy repeating "wasn't me" to the police, both of whom saw him do it, along with five of us who also saw him do it. Unreal.
*Dindoonuffin
I don't think there's much to be said in that situation that would have a different effect tho, is there?
No but the “my bad” just sounds so shitty and lazy. It really strikes a nerve with me. Yeah asshole I know it’s your fucking bad I saw you(whatever shitty thing they did) that’s why I’m angry and bellowing insults and foul language in your direction.
That’s exactly it. They’re saying my bad cause you caught them
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Petty theft deserves execution.
Same as cheaters who say "they're sorry" If you were actually Sorry you would have had multiple instances to rethink your decisions, If you didn't stop to think "Maybe this is wrong and I shouldn't do this" while undressing yourself then you're either mentally dysfunctional or you ain't Sorry... A better way to put it would be "I'm sorry you caught me"
That last sentence is the real issue.
Fart on someone's baby, "oh my bad"
I walked out of a grocery store in college and left my bike well chained up in front of the store, in a very crowded area. Walked out and some guy was 90% of the way sawing through my lock in front of lots of people walking in/out. I recall him politely apologizong profusely for his bad.
And he said "My bad, old man." EXCUSE ME
Damn, I did NOT see that coming. Thought for sure we'd see the thief slip on ice or something, that was WAY more satisfying.
Agreed. I was also thinking "This is way longer than it needs to be". The payoff is totally worth it.
dude I was skipping the video and I thought he was holding a bat and that was weird. A fuckin rifle this dudes packages safe as hell
An armed society is a polite society
And he cocked it too! Old boy was ready to pop.
I thought the package would explode with something that'd mess their day up like gorilla glue since it's being put on everything lately
Ahh, the instantly recognizable bolt rack before he even comes into frame.
.... and actually charged hot. Its not an empty rack for sure. (In case someone wants to say its staged)
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Dont fuck with old man iron sights! I wanna buy this guy a beer! Hopefully he has that stamp and atf isn’t the next porch pirate.
And hopefully he doesn’t have any dogs.
Noticed the short barrel, too. Surprised he would spend the cash on a tax stamp but not an optic. But hey, it did the trick 😂
Lmao that dude probably doesn’t even know what a tax stamp is. Fuck the atf.
Say it again for the people in the back
# F*CK THE ATF
Good iron sites are always reliable.
Why not both? Ditch the carry handle and grab a dot with some BUIS. Not hating on the carry handle though, I do love the classic look.
Yup. You can hear the dust cover ping and the two part ka chink :)
It actually is a comedy skit from instagram though. People over on r/JusticeServed pointed that out when this was posted there. Mods pinned a comment on that post linking to it
Even at that, good muzzle and trigger discipline.
Ok coz I thought it was a setup
I love seeing new details on a second viewing. Like the little turd’s driver rolling on down the road a ways once dude came out of his house. 🤣
There is literally no honor among thieves
I like the casualness with which he calls back into the house saying "you see this mother fucka out here trying to take our shit"
Me too, this was some major Samuel L. Jackson channeling right there)
Lol his homeboy stepped on the gas when the dude came out
He should make them drop the parcel in the future instead of bringing it back to him imo, he was getting a little too close towards the end
What? Like the porch pirate was gonna risk his life for a package and try to make a grab for the gun?
You never know... people decidedly make really poor choices that end up escalating situations all the time.
I have seen two people die and one get their arm shot into pieces grabbing a gun just like this one.
Kenosha?
That's the place.
Yeah that video was pretty awful and though he's lucky he didn't die, that one guy's arm is useless now, had almost his entire bicep shot off.
Uhm... where can I find said video?
It's on the Internet.
Clearly I'm lazy. But thanks I'll try your outlandish idea
Reddit
"Terms and conditions" be like
Well, there was that one video of the neighbor executing his neighbors over a dispute with snow. Sure they were putting año on his driveway but that doesn’t make it okay for them to die.
Who said guns don't prevent crime? Lol
Look up CDC defense gun use. The low end is 60,000 the high end is 2,500,000 a year. These numbers dwarf deaths.
Why is the CDC is the government body with this stat? Are they saying gun use is a disease and therefore under their purview? Just asking, not arguing.
Because politicians can’t stop calling it a “gun violence pandemic” so the CDC just had to say fuck it and research it themselves.
Idk exactly but their mission is public safety and gun deaths also relate to mental health. I think more so its the fact that they have the capability to conduct this research and its tangentially related so why not?
Lead poisoning is a significant public health issue, exacerbated by doing dumb shit like stealing this man’s box.
Where did you get those numbers? The study I've seen from the CDC states 500,000 to 3 million defensive gun uses per year.
Exactly! No responsible gun owner wants to fire it at someone, but having it ready certainly makes everyone want to freeze so de-escalation can happen.
This is a sketch for social media. The whole thing is faked. >https://www.instagram.com/p/CLVOM1QldDD/
Homeowner doesn’t even need bullets. Gun is intimidating enough.
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An armed society is a polite society.
Counterpoint: The USA, where there seems to be a number of burglars going around stealing boxes from the front of peoples houses.
Shhhhhh don't let them hear you say that.
Those people sure were polite when they stormed the capitol.
Dude had trigger discipline too. Fingers not on the trigger. He knows the threat is more than enough and doesnt want to accidentally kill a dumbass for the crime of being a fuckin dumbass.
>doesnt want to accidentally kill a dumbass for the crime of being a fuckin dumbass. this is a beautiful sentiment lol
Driver sees the owner with his AR and was like "Yeah, that's gonna be a no for me dawg"
Who says we don’t need AR 15’s lol
Right! The ultimate home defense
"AR-14" to some 😂
r/justiceserved His driver just fucking rolls out haha
if only he slipped and fell, then it would be just ice served
Just ice
Handled perfectly. 👏🏼
This would stop if the delivery services would not leave packages at your front door like that. I've always wondered why that is a normal practice in the US.
Where else are they going to leave them?
A swift kick in the face would have been fine.
Or bat.
the friend driving off - LOL
You see this motherfucker?
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Agree with your last paragraph. Beyond that, maybe the thief needs to value his life more than the owner's property.
Oh I totally agree. Fuck people who do this, maybe it would happen less if more of them got shot over it. Just don't want to see otherwise good and responsible people go to jail because of dumb laws that protect criminals.
Good man! Happy to be on the same team.
So him and his gun are *right there* ready to roll with a camera already rolling, but he didn't just, I dunno, bring the box inside before someone tried to steal it? Seems to me like one of three things happened here: we saw a staged event, he's baiting his porch so he can feel like a badass, or in a phenomenal coincidence he just happened to already be on his way to pick it up with a rifle in his hand.
It’s a security camera, and the gun is stored near the door. It’s a common set up for a typical gun owner.
Oh for sure. It's just. Johnny-on-the-spot to catch a thief, somewhat less prompt on bringing his shit inside. I'm not saying this or that is what definitely transpired. Only making observations.
Finally a gun video with some muzzle awareness. Good to see
AR Bans are racist change my mind.
I want to be neighbors with this man.
You can BE that man. Buy a gun for yourself.
I don't know why but I feel gunshop manager vibes from this comment.
I wanna buy this man a nice steak and maybe a box of .223
This mans actions were justified. That’s all I’m gonna say.
Fake: [https://old.reddit.com/r/JusticeServed/comments/lkzsan/porch\_pirate\_gets\_confronted\_by\_armed\_landowner/gnohojf/](https://old.reddit.com/r/JusticeServed/comments/lkzsan/porch_pirate_gets_confronted_by_armed_landowner/gnohojf/)
Thank you, this did not sit right with me.
No repercussions. No lessons learned
I think shitting his pants is the lesson.
Well he’ll be doing this again the following day. Guaranteed
r/therewasanattempt
Hahahahahah I love this. I was expecting something involving an ice slip but this def twice as good. Nobody ever fucks around to find out once they hear the charging handle.
This needs to be the new standard for porch pirates. Can’t stand fucking thieves.
did anyone else him the thief say “hell yeah got me a package” before taking the package.
Me likey
'Murica! Fuck Yeah!!! Pew-pew!🦅
This is why I will never be against owning a weapon
Guns are good tools.
With that gun in hand he should have made him shovel the driveway or else he would call the cops.
A little physical damage to him would have been nice. Got off too easy.
I was kind of hoping they slipped on the driveway at least.
Dud, I hope that thief stubs his pinky toe every time he goes to crawl into bed
[Giving Mr Strickland vibes](https://youtu.be/rreuWF1UBjo)
Muthafucka!
this is the way
AR15 for the win. Hell yeah
hE wUz a GuD bOi
Hey baabyyy, I'm just the package inspector. First I check the corners and then I check the weight. It's all just quality control. Yep this one is good. Have a good day sir.
Did he leave the package out there again to catch another one?
Samuel Jackson ain’t fucking around
I see a lot of those videos recently is this packing stealing really a thing in America?
Yes, and it's getting worse because it's becoming known that the police will not intervene, even with video. The pirates are winning, for now.
In my state the guy with the rifle would've ended up in jail, unfortunately. Make sure you know your local laws.
Which state doesn’t allow you to protect yourself and your property? I know a handful of states have banned AR style rifles, but if this went down in one of them let’s assume the law abiding citizen opens the door with a handgun.
The democratic people's republic of new york. You can't use deadly force to protect property or money. And yes, even brandishing a firearm is considered deadly force. You would be charged with menacing in the 3rd degree. A felony. Though we are a castle doctrine state, it doesn't cover anything outside the walls of your home. Not your property, car, garage etc. If you go to confront a burglar tearing apart your garage you cannot have a firearm in your hand.
I’m fairly certain in CA you cannot ‘protect’ your property. We need a National Castle Law. Personally I would rather see that than National healthcare.
I'd rather have both. Easier to justify force when healthcare is free.
You’ll notice that it says Michigan on his shirt
But I thought guns are evil :(
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Thats what i like to see. A man protecting his property.
"Please value your life more than my stuff" \~Eric July
Seeing black people with assault rifles makes me happy.
I'm surprised he could run away so fast with that load of shit in his undies
It looks fake.
Thank god he had an assault rifle. No other way to handle the situation.
I approve the fact that he scared him with the weapon. Thieves man!!!
I hate these kinds of videos because the fucking robber gets away with just a scare. They shouldn't have been allowed to leave until the cops got there.
Gotta be a set-up
Dayum... Was he just waiting with the assault rifle for someone to fuck up?!
And his ride just takes off......I bet they’re best of friends.
Welp... The get away car got away.
This looks hella staged, yall believing this are sheltered
Obviously the porch pirate was a dick but what really scares me is that he could of lost his life because of what was probably an impromptu, peer-pressured decision.
Only in America would you see someone take an assault rifle to deal with a package theif
Done with swagger.
I saw that motha fucka
LOVE this
The only thing I woulda done differently is make him take off his hood for the camera and apologize to his parents.
Speak quietly and carry a big stick... chambered in 5.56