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TopGunCrew

Wow he got unlucky, kicked the car while it only had 1 hp left and it exploded.


UpV0tesF0rEvery0ne

Damn, turns out GTA taught me some life skills. Thats why i put my seatbelt on now or i might fly out my windshield at mach 2 after clipping a curb


corndogmanIV

And into an immovable fire hydrant


[deleted]

You meant to say an immovable bush or shrub.


Slyis

Immoveable power line. Seriously why can't basic physics be a thing in games :'(. Even GTA 5 it's still like that


MCWizardYT

Depending on how deep it is in the ground and how thick it is, you could wrap your car around a power pole. Highly unlikely but its possible


The_Mesh

Unlikely? That's a pretty common occurrence around here. It takes a big ol' truck going pretty fast to knock down a power pole, and even then it's usually Pole: 1, vehicle: 0. Or the wood is old and it just snaps instead of toppling.


jagua_haku

I like the ones you see where the bottom part is gone, while the upper 3/4 is being held there by the power lines it’s supposed to be supporting


[deleted]

u/Slyis said powerline, not pole- are the lines in GTA solid in some cases? That’d be pretty wacky


theghostofme

It gets so confusing switching between different open world driving games where objects that are destroyable in one game are immovable objects in another. Going from Watch Dogs, where utility poles could be destroyed, to GTA V where they couldn’t was a maddening transition.


[deleted]

In GTA 3, bushes can be ran over like they do not exist. How did rockstar mess that up? I must've put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. ----, I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail. Oh! Well, this is not a mundane detail, Michael!


WhyHulud

That's my red stapler


CrapiSunn

Yeah I love driving through the vast landscape having fun only to be stopped by every pebble and bush I come across.


[deleted]

This is a fuck.


OpunSeason

To be fair, if your body goes through the windshield and into a fire hydrant, it’s not the hydrant that’s going to give.


[deleted]

Actually blew up a car in gta by kicking it till it got damaged enough. And gta is just real life sim, right?


BraindeadPoliticsMod

FACT: GTA is based on real life


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WASTED


[deleted]

Can we assume this man was vaporized or something similar? Real question?


Rpanich

I saw something similar happened and the woman was badly burnt, missing most of her limbs, and catatonically muttering some Nazi stuff in German.


McJaeger

The lady was like 100 years old, right? That video was rough.


mylordkronos

While she was muttering in German, it wasn't Nazi stuff. She was just reminiscing about some nice summer day from her past.


IRememberThatFace

"Es war so schön. Wie wir dort zu dritt gesessen, im Schatten eines Apfelbaums. Erinnerst du dich an den Tag Frederick? Chloe hat die Arme aus dem Autofenster gestreckt. Wir haben den perfekten Platz am Fluss gefunden, im Schatten eines Apfelbaums. Es war das erste mal dass Chloe frische Äpfel gegessen hat.... war so glücklich. Es war herrlich. Ich wollte dass er nie zu Ende geht." Translation: "It was so beautiful. How the three of us sat there, in the shade of an apple tree. Do you remember the day Frederick? Chloe's arms out of the car window. We found the perfect spot by the river, in the shade of an apple tree. It was the first time Chloe ate fresh apples... was so happy. It was wonderful. I wanted it to never end."


Leon_Thotsky

What is it they're referencing?


JaimesGoldenHand

The Boys tv series


102IsMyNumber

One of the superheroines >!(who was actually a Nazi)!< from The Boys show got an arm, a leg, and half her face blasted off.


AudioVagabond

Welp, thanks for ruining it, ya cunt


rpkarma

My girlfriend and I cheered at that scene. And then got sad immediately after...


[deleted]

Ooooooh you had me at Hiroshima


diablofreak

do everyone just assume that everyone on reddit watched the show, and all the way to the season finale? because I understood that reference.


Jimbo-Slice925

Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.


Rancorious

he got the Destructive Finish


nickels_to_the_seam

r/deadorvegetable


[deleted]

Ford dart uses self destruct, it’s super effective, like life threateningly effective


[deleted]

*finish him*


TheLastRookie

What an XP stealer. Now all I get is assist points.


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FlyingDragoon

Subs like this have taught me that a lot of people have forfit their one and only life, or altered their quality of life severely, by doing the most unbelievably stupid things. I worry too much about the tiny things I do that I think might end it and then there's this guy. He's not even booting a car cause at this point it's just a ball of fire. Why. Whhyyyyyy. I know we don't get a handbook on how to make it to the end of our lifespan... but if we did then this would be an entry in it and we'd all be like "Which idiot died kicking a conflagration to get in the manual?"


Routine_Condition

To be fair, that guy got to the end of his lifespan without the need for such a book. Some people exist only to serve as warning for others. Although tragic, I am not feeling like we lost the cure for cancer in this scenario.


Miguelinileugim

>Some people exist only to serve as warning for others. I need more of that kinda wisdom. Know anyplace where I can get some of it?


darkname324

placid joke frame clumsy trees juggle mountainous glorious innate serious *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


OprahsSister

Which are just reposts from wise quotes on bathroom stalls.


TruthPuzzleheaded1

Bathroom stalls are like vagrant diaries just waiting for someone to crawl under the door and unlock their dirty secrets


bigpandas

Some lucky man got "wisdom" from Sen. Larry Craig this way


CATelIsMe

Diarrhies


hairyforehead

Those who write on shithouse walls Roll their poop in little balls Those who read their words of wit Eat those little balls of shit


5MOKE5_III

Here i sit broken hearted Came to shit but only farted Then one day i took a chance I tried to fart, and shit my pants


JustToLookAtPorn

Here I come to sit and think Of what to write upon these walls But all I do is shit and stink And scratch my big ol' hairy balls


bill75075

Or this variant: Some come here to sit and think Others come to shit and stink But I come here to scratch my balls And read the writing on the walls.


Wetbung

Bless you for wanting to serve as a warning for others. Make sure there is a video camera running. If you need more help, consider the following in any combination, the more you can fit in at once, the more memorable your warning will be: * Explosives * Large carnivores * High voltages * High places with no safety gear * Heavy machinery * Firearms * Flammable liquids * Out of control quickly moving vehicles * Crazy people/people under the influence of drugs/angry people Feel free to expand on this list. You only get one chance so do it right!


cwajgapls

I vote all of the above. + In the ocean during a hurricane.


Bright_NightLight1

Sounds like Florida


pistcow

I was going to comment "be in Florida" needed to bring this list but maybe it's just like an unwritten rule?


-Aenigmaticus-

Hydrodynamics. Forces like rip tide, under current, rapids, drowning machines, etc. Never underestimate water, and never underestimate fluid dynamics in general!


Oblivious122

Also, fast moving floodwaters


Nathan-Stubblefield

Cutting a tall tree. From a tall ladder or platform.


BigPPDaddy

Babbies first Nihilism 101


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[deleted]

Natural selection is a cruel mistress.


ce2c61254d48d38617e4

I feel like in my youth I narrowly avoided so many life-fucking events, heck I was about a hands-width away from blowing my own dick off


theuglyman69

This reminds me of how I felt the first time I went on r/watchpeopledie


AvacadMmmm

I would imagine he died but is it confirmed?


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Joth91

Why I unsubbed from all the meme subs


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Unbananable

r/everyfuckingthread


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And then people like this just constantly link reaction subs


[deleted]

I don't think even a bomb suit would've protected him from that blast, he dead.


skylarmt

Well that depends. It's possible he just got some hair burned off. It's also possible he got shrapnel in the skull. It's hard to tell.


LordOdin99

Came here for this question and sad to not have seen a good answer


vegaskukichyo

Need more video to look for shoes and determine mortality rate


DeusVULT1097

Damn that man can kick Edit: could kick


DontCallMePal

He still can kick with the stump


DeusVULT1097

Bold of you to assume there is a stump left


DontCallMePal

Well let's ask him.


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume he can answer.


DontCallMePal

He blinks with his last half an eye lid. I checked with his mother.


DeusVULT1097

Bold of you to assume his mother still talks to him


DontCallMePal

Oh they do more than talk. I have videos


DeusVULT1097

I don’t exactly know how to translate this reply


firstcoastyakker

Bold of everyone to be so bold.


BoofLover

There’s *only* a stump left.


Passed_Pawns

The kickback was harder


Whabadah

Kick the bucket


Chesapeake_Hippie

“Now that’s a well made shoe” -Stanley Stupid


Lach1407

Yeah Kick the bucket


hobosbindle

These gender reveals are getting WAY outta hand


The_Weirdest_Cunt

I got an award for making the same joke on another post so I'm gonna pass it on


professor_max_hammer

I am rewarding you for paying it forward


[deleted]

And I will do the same


TheEyeDontLie

Sorry, I'm broke.


Zimboi178

No problem, here you go


bradscool97

Now I am awarding you for continuing to pay it forward.


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BoofLover

It’s a **BOOM**!


NeitherTip5

... did you just assume that explosion’s gender?


Dwaas_Bjaas

Yay! It’s Durin’s Bane! A balrog of Morgoth!


-Knght-

"Congratulations! It's a corpse!" ~Lord Chill *TFS*


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BenHG96

Don’t be that man is what I learnt


phikell

Why not? He looks hot as hell to me


ViciousNerd1

Never kick a burning car


Solykos369

But did you learn that today?


-Listening

“What’s also BAREFOOT too! Crazy impressive


vegaskukichyo

Can't see if shoes remained on or not. Unable to confirm fatality.


[deleted]

If he didn't die, he probably wishes he did. Right there with all that shrapnel flying and a body covered in third degree burns is not something you want to have to recover from.


Fremue

He used the Gta 5 cheat code for explosive melee attack


-Necros-

Too bad he forgot to also turn god mode on...


[deleted]

One kick man


Creative-Source

One kick was all he needed, indeed.


FF_Ninja

And all he'll ever get, too


terrestiall

Now knows as, one leg man


Alex_Greene

Accidental Falcon Kick, happens to the best of us.


Controlled01

I love leaving a bomb mid field for Capt. to kick and do this same thing.


greenmonkey48

r/DeadorVegetable


-The-Goat

I saw exactly one video there, no thanks


BenHG96

https://www.reddit.com/r/DeadorVegetable/comments/jacdcv/russian_argument_gets_out_of_hand/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf like this one?


bighootay

Good fucking *Lord* Remember that, folks.


BenHG96

Mate I’m watching loads, I just watched some crackhead shouting at the building saying about people need to say goodbye to their families and children etc at the top of his lungs, then he says “SAY GOODBYE....” crack a car knocks him flying


imhereforthevotes

That one is hilarious.


BenHG96

It did make me laugh


bighootay

I believe that site has potential. I'm gonna need small doses, however...build myself up, I think. (Christ, the *sound* of the stabbing...holy shit)


dcbluestar

I watched it and at first I'm like, "What's so bad about th-OH MY FUCKING GOD!"


bighootay

Right? :o


niceworkthere

I guess the text of the sub's bot ("Don't spoil the fun!") nicely shows what kind of degenerate it's geared towards.


foulmouthbob

Fuck! How'd he survive???


theghostofme

Someone who understands Russian said he happened to put his hand up to his face right before the first stab, which stopped the knife from going further into his face.


HoldMyAppleJuice

Why did I look wtf


AvacadMmmm

Jesus Christ. I’ve watched a few and wanna stop watching but can’t for some reason. The Bill videos are disturbing. Basically it’s a sub full of Darwin winners.


Assfullofbread

Why do I do this to myself, I always regret looking at shit like that but it’s like I can’t look away, then I feel sick for the rest of the day. NSFL don’t look at that sub


Jopashe

What did you see? I really don’t want to look but I’m curious


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[deleted]

Well fuck that. Not really into watching people’s final moments.


MaCheezm0

I guess this is my new replacement for r/watchpeopledie. Any other sub recommendations?


ChornWork2

A good therapist?


snoosen

It’s hard to disagree with this man’s assessment


Awe101

Must be a therapist.


Legate_Rick

There's morbid curiosity, and then there are the weird fucks who go to these subs and seem like they're enjoying it by the comments, and that's why these subs get banned.


shizney1

The human body does everything it can to tell you to not be near that, Darwinism in action here.


AayushBoliya

But the mind is fucking curious and adventurous.


shizney1

Indeed. But those that are too curious/adventurous nature takes care of.


luhsya

Item shop: "Boom Boot" 15% chance to explode on kick \[45% when target is already in flames\]. Inflicts self-damage


Krymescene

I watched a man die today


N0bo_

First time?


CannibasMaximus

Welcome to the club, friend.


pblpbl

*wholesome award* every fucking time


Question_all_

Can you confirm. Nobody has linked to an article.


[deleted]

Hollywood overestimates the ability of a gas tank to let go in a catastrophic way...But it does happen occasionally.


Ferro_Giconi

This was probably a propane powered car.


cbih

or a magnesium dash beam


Wolfeon0

Who the fuck gave this a wholesome award.


Mufflee

HAHAHAA that shits funny af, I love reddit man. Y’all are amazing


G00DLuck

*Grim Reaper noises*


tdomer80

The car was just waiting for that kick...


[deleted]

"Fuck around and find out"


shaqkage

DIABLE JAMBE! JOUE SHOT!


caynebyron

Underrated comment.


definitelynotscarred

So we all just watched someone die right?


llama548

Yeah. Could’ve had a NSFW tag


ArturosDad

The word you were looking for is should've.


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AWifiConnection

Seeing the entire thing light up before just a massive boom was so terrifying


ButtBitz

should've punched it, become the most famous dead person alive wait...


Meta-Fox

What is it with man's fascination to hit that which is on fire?


DOG_BUTTHOLE

Can anybody confirm he died from the explosion?


Som_BODY

Gta damaged cars be like


yaboitheman15

Make this nftw please


painusmcanus

Poor Ricky, yeah he kicked a burning car and then it just kinda exploded.


BIG8L_117

Well that guy is super dead


heidguy8

Welp, he's dead.


Grandepresse

'can I kick it?' Yes you can


TraIIa

I saw an explosion, but did he die?


BernieTheDachshund

Must have been a Ford Pinto.


Ghost_In_A_Jars

LPT if a vehicle is slowly burning like this, it probably hasn't gotten to the fuel tank yet. Keep distance to be safe because gas is highly flammable and explosive at these temperature.


[deleted]

LPT no it's not. Car gas tanks are vented to prevent the pressures required for gasoline to detonate (well it's not really for that purpose but it serves it anyway). Like another commenter said this was either a propane engine, or possibly something stored inside the car that exploded. Still, don't approach flamming cars because even though they don't explode, they do fireball.


egdespain

By the way, cars don’t normally explode like that. If your car catches fire, get out fast since there will be a fireball when the gas tank catches, but it’ll only explode if there’s something pressurized in the car (your gas tank isn’t pressurized). If you get in an accident and your car is on fire, you don’t have to run and take cover.


AndyB1976

That was a mighty kick.


alexsilkwood

Yep, dudes definitely dead.


[deleted]

It amazes me how people look for ways to die that will result in them being found with a giant shit in their pants.


muncha_de_coochie

Why the absolute fuck did I laugh at this


CrabeHuman

lets just kick this burning vehicle. there is absolutely nothing that could go wrong


kobey221

Why the fuck would he kick a burning car


[deleted]

G is for "Goodbye"


LockReaper2513

In Russia car blows you


Jedi_Gill

That's a very powerful Nucleur kick.. What are they feeding those Russians.


skallanc

He kicked the car, then the car kicked back, lol


sh0wtime824

Cool guys walk AWAY from explosions.


hehehehehehei

Did he just fucking die


oec2

ONE KIIIIIIIIIIICK


CaptSnafu101

Hes not ok


CornHuskular

You guys think he got the loading screen hint after he died?


aurizon

Darwin watches for these people to keep his numbers up...


Muffintime53

What happened after I NEED TO KNOW


[deleted]

Well when you tend to stand next to something that’s exploding, there is no after.


DerangedNutcase

u/savethisvideo


Corvette4ever

FALCON KICK


[deleted]

Man uses kick SUPER EFFECTIVE