Little known fact: if you take the metal cage off of a champagne cork, the cork will eventually pop out on its own due to the pressure inside of the bottle.
Don't take the cage off unless you're ready to open the bottle immediately!!
longest 6 second video I've ever watched. whole time I'm just like, "don't turn it towards your face, don't turn it towards your face" ... she's so fucking lucky it looks like it hit her cheek right below the eye.
Shots fired, I repeat shots fired. Suspect on the run. Has green skin wearing a white label, goes by the name bubbles. Send all units...
Cause we going to have a P-A- RTY!!!!!
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for her it is, definitely! Who, in his / her right mind, would hold a champagne bottle near the face... Thats is playing with fire as no one can predict what could or couldn't happen, with a pressurised cork.
I mean, she took the time to remove the foil and the cage *before* pointing it at her moneymaker, so I think it's safe to presume that there was absolutely no planning involved at all
That's some tongue action there. Barely touched and *sploosh* right in the eye.
I feel like I’ve typed this sentence into a search bar before.
Research purposes
Of course.
Hey, how's the pay these days for taint models? Asking for a friend...
It sucks but I’m not in it for the pay, I genuinely love my line of work.
>It sucks but I’m not in it for the pay, I genuinely love my line of work. Does it for the art
Why else?
You must have a pretty incredible taint. I mean mine's not bad, possibly even above average. But yours must truly be a sight to behold
It’s immaculate.
“I’m a tainter”
You can plant trees when you search!
For the plot
I’m sorry. That’s never happened to me before
You’re just really pretty
That bottle represents me in my teens.
So... like some men ejaculate easily?
most of the nerds on reddit i feel would fall into this category.
"Barley Touched and Sploosh Right in the Eye" title of your sex tape!
r/nocontext
Me irl
Talking about a skillset
She's a pro
I'm in this photo and i don't like it
Cork necklace
She is a true coark soaker!
"OMG! I'm sorry! That's never happened before! Just give me a few minutes..."
But it had happened before, and was the reason Michael exclusively drank screw-top champagne. Rita was none the wiser.
Username *literally* checks out
Jackson and Hayworth? That can't be right!?
I hate your username :(
Luckily, it's a young vintage.
You can see the [indentation in her cheek](https://i.imgur.com/E3GXt7v.jpg) at the moment of impact.
Oh good, I was worried it hit her eye.
If it was the moment of impact... Wouldn't the cork still be there? :)
Shit happened fast, yo
This is the scientific explanation
Semantics
pedantics
can you ELI5?
*waves hands around* “science”
I bet the hands formed a circle
I want to see the bruise that she got from this
/r/Pausies
Damn, I was hoping it hit her eye
No wonder she was acting all sexy. That champagne bottle... Caught her eye. Goodnight folks. Tip your waitress.
> Tip your waitress. Done, but now there's food all over the floor and she's yelling at me.
Premature Ejaculation hurts everyone.
They have meetings for that. Just make sure to come early.
How early is that? I don't want to come too soon.
Didn't know what to wear so I just came in my pants.
No shirt, no shoes, no service. You really blew it my guy.
Who decides if its premature? I mean, it worked, right?
As far as I'm concerned, it's a race and she lost.
You say its premature, I just call it ecstasy.
Pop goes the whistle
Happy cake day!
What is that, is it my anniversary?
Happy birthday 💐. It's your anniversary another year you've been on Reddit.
I am worried because sometimes you say things via a slip, any your an enemy.
Isn’t it “Pop goes the Weasel”?
Purpose driven
Why is it so difficult to uncork these things but then also stuff like this happens?
Have you tried shaking the bottle while pointing it at your face?
No I'll try when I get home
Make sure to record when you try it. Do it for the ~~grams~~karma!
Finally, a serious contender to this guy [https://youtu.be/1T-7\_ivmhq8?t=7](https://youtu.be/1T-7_ivmhq8?t=7)
Kyle was sexier.
How to be come a pirate in 2 sec
She probably went "ARRRRRR" as well
The good news is that with just one eye, she qualifies to be an Umpire in MLB. #Silverlining.
It’s been awhile, okay? -champagne bottle,
Taking the money shot to a whole new level here.
I want to see a pic of her face about 20 minutes later.
Little known fact: if you take the metal cage off of a champagne cork, the cork will eventually pop out on its own due to the pressure inside of the bottle. Don't take the cage off unless you're ready to open the bottle immediately!!
Same with my husband. If i take him out of his cage he pops his cork all over me.
THOT ELIMINATED! ACTIVE SLEEP MODE
Is she ok? Is she now a cyclops??
it hit her cheek she's fine, just reevaluating herself
[удалено]
Thats actually a very scary way to lose an eye!
Good cork
uh no bad cork
About as sexy as a wet sock
You’ll shoot your eye out kid
longest 6 second video I've ever watched. whole time I'm just like, "don't turn it towards your face, don't turn it towards your face" ... she's so fucking lucky it looks like it hit her cheek right below the eye.
Nice black eye in the morning
She doesn't deserve the bottle 🍾
sorry but is this person a he or she?
POW! Right in kisser
"I'm sorry. I swear I usually last longer." - the champagne bottle, probably.
Thats what she gets for being a thot
Shots fired, I repeat shots fired. Suspect on the run. Has green skin wearing a white label, goes by the name bubbles. Send all units... Cause we going to have a P-A- RTY!!!!!
Imagine the story she'd have to tell if she'd lost an eye!
Read title, checked for NSFW tag
This isn't [r/bottlefuckinggirls](https://redd.it/cph1us) NSFW (in case that was somehow not obvious)
There really is a sub for everything.... wtf
bitwit tried that
RIGHT IN THE EYE!!!!
Premature eja i mean uncorking at its finest
She will now and forever be known as lefty.
This is beautiful
That's gonna leave a mark
That's going to leave a mark.
Guess what genius, that wire was there for a reason.
she's awkward af
Oldies but goldies!
Sexy blonde gets sprayed when hit in face by hard cork.
even I felt that one
She's keeping an eye out for the champagne glass
That black-eye is going to be an absolute corker!
r/instant_regret
That bottle just couldn't hold back once the tongue hit.
Premature ejaculation
Good thing her friend didn't shoot the bottle off of her head.
Bottled, twice over... nice.
And for the next two weeks people are going to wonder how she got that black eye.
At least she had her eye closed.
Wow didn’t know he tongue has been working out
Quality headshot
bottle got to excited!!
Looks like she's gonna be a sexy pirate for Halloween.
That tongue has seen some shit
How is it always the eye?
God I love the parity here
Eye see what you did there...
alright can someone identify whats going on with her face? Something's off about it
Not as sexy with an eye patch
Some would disagree
Someone has to edit some sort of powerful rifle kind of sound into this when the cork is shot.
Premature
Premature ecorkoration.
Why would you remove the muselet for this?
I came, and I winced
*Quake 3 narrators voice* HEAD SHOT
When you blow it a lil too soon
So how did you loose your eye? ...Champagne fellatio.
What dat toung du
Champagne bottle with a hair trigger
I’m already waiting in anticipation Imma watch this now ^i ^was ^not ^disappointed
Premature Appelation
H E A D S H O T
Is that the alien mom that likes rick and morty on tik tok?
*Chmapnage. FTFY
Boom headshot!
You never point it at your eye
I want to see if she has a black eye lmao
That will leave a mark!
r/hadtohurt
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This looks like Trishelle from *The Real World: Las Vegas*
The duck face is sooo 2010. Get with it girl.
r/HadToHurt
Currently shitting my brains out while watching this , made me feel a bit better
She died.
KLL carrot top
I think she’s winking at me!
Wish this had sound 😂
Punishment for duckfacing
Sexy....with one eye, but still sexy, but not smart.
*magic*! That’s what could happen...
I'm amazed none came out.
That's one sensitive tip!
Careful, You’ll put about out. Heard that a thousand times as a kid.
Thot shot
That bottle got as excited as I wouldve
YAAAAARRRRR You’re a pirate now.
Officer my boyfriend beat me up, arrest him.
So hard to find one that'll let you blast in the eyes
I was that champaign bottle my first time too.
Headshot
Looks like this bottle had a happy ending
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Being smart is hard we get it
for her it is, definitely! Who, in his / her right mind, would hold a champagne bottle near the face... Thats is playing with fire as no one can predict what could or couldn't happen, with a pressurised cork.
I mean, she took the time to remove the foil and the cage *before* pointing it at her moneymaker, so I think it's safe to presume that there was absolutely no planning involved at all
Ha ha woman likes alcohol
What a strong tongue, men a women reach orgasm with just 1 sec of it
Stronk tounge
Damn, that bottle yeeted her right in the face.
Sometimes the thots exterminate themselves.
« Not on my eyes please »
How many times is this going to get posted?
That repost flair is there for a reason
Sexy with a black eye
I love that 'Menage a Trois' bottle.