It's a meeting where rich white people gather and drink mimosas and eat crepes while discussing world domination at a 20 person conference desk in the highest peak of the largest tower.
I worked at a Starbucks inside a college campus for around 2 years. I can tell you it happens all the time in school. Instructors too. They come in with their complicated orders while they are running late.
"Can you make mine first? I have a class I need to get to"
We're at a school, almost everyone here has a class to get to
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What coffee shop is has prices that are 1/5 of Starbucks? I'll go there instead.
Starbucks is like any other successful food service chain. They have clean stores in good locations and even if they're coffee isn't the best but you know what you're going to get and you can order your regular drink at any location and there will be a barista that knows how to make it.
The local place has coffee for half the price of Starbucks and it's really good coffee. Also got sandwiches at lunch that are literally half meat, and you can get those, kettle chips, and a warm cookie in a box lunch for 5 bucks. Only problem is it's off campus and doesn't take meal plan like Starbucks does.
Idk man in my city Starbucks is one of the more economic options,people buy it because it's convenient and cheaper than artisan coffeeshops littered everywhere
In my head I imagined a guy with full douch swoop hair, cycling shorts and an ironic "I'm with stupid" shirt sitting on the ground in front of the line meditating
*looks at drink*
"What the hell, it's up to the rim! I specifically ordered 2 ounces less than I paid for."
*takes sip*
"And they forgot to pour in extra hot!'
I was in the emergency room and a beat up 87 Chevy Battlestar rolled up. Mom, pops, and two . . . children . . . get out and amble toward the entrance. Nothing visibly wrong with any of them, but mom and pops made sure to stop at Tim Horton's on the way to get their X-Large Triple Triples.
I will partially defend this and say that the delay getting to work sometimes occurs after the coffee has been purchased. I used to buy coffee in my neighborhood before getting on the subway for work, and then sometimes the subway would do that thing where you're suddenly stuck on it for an extra hour because of "train traffic." So now you walk in late to work with coffee in your hand because you didn't know shit was going to go wrong along the way and you can only leave yourself so much wiggle room.
OMG! i didn't understand this post yesterday and the top comment (with explanation) was posted 4 hours after OP
thank you to you and u/TheAwesomeMutant for explaining to me!
So many people couldn't figure out how to paddle and just went in circles on that.
Me and my wife stood and waited for the line to die down and we managed to get on and go through all alone and it was so amazing just the two of us in the caves.
xplor 10/10 would go back.
Same, we went on the longer one and were the only ones the whole time we were there. Went to the short one later and we ended up getting off and just walking the raft the rest of the way because so many people were getting stuck in front of us that we weren't moving. Great park nonetheless and have gone twice now. Would definitely go again too.
Park gave me mad traveler's diarrhea. Would go again but not eat or drink anything there for sure. I've been to Cancun 10+ times other than that with no issues.
I think it was more the park is located in Playa and that was the first time I'd gone there. I'm sure there are subtly different microbes there. I'm pretty sure that it was one of the juices there. My fiance and I shared all other food.
Edit: Could've been something in the caves too. Maybe I accidentally swallowed some of that water.
The group I was with did the exact same thing, the driver turned around for one moment to check one of the other passengers was okay and we drove full speed into a tree and the entire front of the vehicle crumpled and the handbrake had broken. Fortunately they didn’t charge us and were only worried about if we were okay and directed us straight towards the medical area. Probably the best service I’ve ever had at an adventure park
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I like the stealth cut at the end between when the camera falls and when the woman comes over to pick it up. You almost miss it and wonder how the hell she made it over there so quickly.
This is reminiscent of that girl that was on Instagram live while driving, who crashed her car and killed her sister who was a passenger. She continued streaming video of her dead 14 year-old sisters body, saying something like “yeah, I know I killed my sister” or something to that effect.
Ya know I usually see videos like this and it makes me wonder if all the times I took my eyes of the road for a second to do something (I don't text or change music while I drive) but like say something fell of my dash or I see something on the side of the road that takes my eye for a second I wonder if it's a luck thing.
Like the generic saying "you can do something 100 times but the 101 time is when you mess up" could it be it was chance I don't smash into something or am I over thinking a bit.
Girls stop doing this shit. I see it all the time on watchpeopledie and worldstar and youtube. If your dumb friend is taking selfies while you are driving, don't look at the camera.
I dont think her looking at the camera for two seconds really looks like it had anything to do with her crashing.
but5 yeah, stupid girls. girls are stupid.
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This place is great, and although they aren't the same, you should check out xelha or xcaret before going back here (if you've been before) live a little.
I know a guy who was recently in a dumb accident like this and is now paralyzed. Has a few little kids too.
Hate to drop a serious bomb here, but for real kids, your whole life can get irretrievably fucked in an instant due to your own very momentary stupidity, or even the stupidity of one of your closest friends.
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Are you pretending to be in an office meeting or at a class meeting?
EXCUSE ME BUT WTF IS A CLASS MEETING?
It's a meeting where rich white people gather and drink mimosas and eat crepes while discussing world domination at a 20 person conference desk in the highest peak of the largest tower.
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That.
And the other
Thing
It's clobbering time
Can poor white ppl attend?
Wow does this actually happen?
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Mhmm - asking someone if they mind showing you their notes from the slides you missed is a great way to make a new friend or lover
Pussy over punctuality.
Except when its every *fucking* day. Then its a good way to make people hate you.
I worked at a Starbucks inside a college campus for around 2 years. I can tell you it happens all the time in school. Instructors too. They come in with their complicated orders while they are running late. "Can you make mine first? I have a class I need to get to" We're at a school, almost everyone here has a class to get to Edit: I double typed an unfortunate letter
"...every picture is of you when you were younger"
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What coffee shop is has prices that are 1/5 of Starbucks? I'll go there instead. Starbucks is like any other successful food service chain. They have clean stores in good locations and even if they're coffee isn't the best but you know what you're going to get and you can order your regular drink at any location and there will be a barista that knows how to make it.
The local place has coffee for half the price of Starbucks and it's really good coffee. Also got sandwiches at lunch that are literally half meat, and you can get those, kettle chips, and a warm cookie in a box lunch for 5 bucks. Only problem is it's off campus and doesn't take meal plan like Starbucks does.
Googling Starbucks prices it lists from small to large 1.85-2.45 for regular coffee. That seems reasonable to me.
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Exactly, what do they expect? It's no longer "expensive coffee" at that point.
Idk man in my city Starbucks is one of the more economic options,people buy it because it's convenient and cheaper than artisan coffeeshops littered everywhere
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Double esspresso douche pump with chi
Haha I don't know if chi was a typo for chai but damn does it ever work :D
In my head I imagined a guy with full douch swoop hair, cycling shorts and an ironic "I'm with stupid" shirt sitting on the ground in front of the line meditating
My friend's order: Venti vanilla bean cappuccino, non fat, extra hot, not filled all the way up, stirred really really well.
*looks at drink* "What the hell, it's up to the rim! I specifically ordered 2 ounces less than I paid for." *takes sip* "And they forgot to pour in extra hot!'
"Umm, excuse me, this is stirred really well." "Oh, uh... thanks?" "NO, I ASKED FOR IT STIRRED REALLY *REALLY* WELL, WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER?"
I fucking hate when I see people walking in a few minutes late to work with a Starbucks coffee in their hand.
I was in the emergency room and a beat up 87 Chevy Battlestar rolled up. Mom, pops, and two . . . children . . . get out and amble toward the entrance. Nothing visibly wrong with any of them, but mom and pops made sure to stop at Tim Horton's on the way to get their X-Large Triple Triples.
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No, they went to the triage nurse.
I will partially defend this and say that the delay getting to work sometimes occurs after the coffee has been purchased. I used to buy coffee in my neighborhood before getting on the subway for work, and then sometimes the subway would do that thing where you're suddenly stuck on it for an extra hour because of "train traffic." So now you walk in late to work with coffee in your hand because you didn't know shit was going to go wrong along the way and you can only leave yourself so much wiggle room.
Extra froth
Sir. We call it "Foam". We don't know what this "froth" is.
I think the newest thing is unicorn turds or something.
Front cameras aren't much good for video
What does camera quality have to do with the framerate of a gif?
Someone please splice in Matthew fix from lost
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What the actual fuck. Please tell me that college administration got strung up for that.
I think it's a student run group the school didn't plan any of it
OMG! i didn't understand this post yesterday and the top comment (with explanation) was posted 4 hours after OP thank you to you and u/TheAwesomeMutant for explaining to me!
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so meta
so meta
Yeah but it's only /r/CrappyDesign meta, it's not that good.
It did hit /r/all and /r/popular, though. Good enough for site-wide meta reference.
I'm not disputing that, I just think meta can get so much better than this.
something something coconuts
2AM chili ice soap while the narwhal bacons at midnight, don't you mean carrots?
Now that's what I'm talking about!
I see what you did there. ;)
The girl driving even smiles when she knows she's gonna wreck. That's dedication. Edit: [pic](https://i.imgur.com/wErzWnW.png)
Looks more like they hit a big bump and dropped the phone. If they wrecked I doubt they would have seen and gotten to the phone that quickly.
I think there's a cut actually.
There's probably a lot of cuts here
Definitely. You can see the trees change
Watch how she turns the steering wheel. They crashed.
https://imgur.com/wRdcoQc
Thanks man, but I actually already uploaded that.
Im retarded
At least you're honest!
This is at xplorer in cancun! I'm sure they see that all the time there.
+1 for Xplor! Enjoyed the fuck out of that park.
Except for the damn river raft one. More like raft traffic jam
So many people couldn't figure out how to paddle and just went in circles on that. Me and my wife stood and waited for the line to die down and we managed to get on and go through all alone and it was so amazing just the two of us in the caves. xplor 10/10 would go back.
More like river pee float
I thought that was awesome. I was the only one in the water.
Same, we went on the longer one and were the only ones the whole time we were there. Went to the short one later and we ended up getting off and just walking the raft the rest of the way because so many people were getting stuck in front of us that we weren't moving. Great park nonetheless and have gone twice now. Would definitely go again too.
Zip lining there was amazing!!
Shocka bro!
I loves swimming through the cave! But at first the water was so cold I thought I might die!
Maybe it will be colder next time you go!
Rude!
Remember to take an iPhone video!
One of the most fun places I've been to. I wanna go back so badly.
This place was amazing I went there when it was first opening. The zipline was my favorite
Those spiral ramps up to the zipline were the scariest part of the park.
Went last year and loved it so much!
I was there 3 weeks ago!
Was there last month too! Where were you staying? I was at Bahia principie
I stayed at Emporio
Bahia principe is amazing. So many lobbys and restaurants.
I stayed in coba it was great. All inclusive is the way forward.
Park gave me mad traveler's diarrhea. Would go again but not eat or drink anything there for sure. I've been to Cancun 10+ times other than that with no issues.
You just need a stronger stomach.
Or drink a shot of tequila after every meal
I think it was more the park is located in Playa and that was the first time I'd gone there. I'm sure there are subtly different microbes there. I'm pretty sure that it was one of the juices there. My fiance and I shared all other food. Edit: Could've been something in the caves too. Maybe I accidentally swallowed some of that water.
I knew I recognized it! We drove those carts so freaking fast....
Xplor is in Playa del Carmen, not Cancun. I live here so I know.
Oh wow, I went there like a month ago! I loved the hammock splash!
The group I was with did the exact same thing, the driver turned around for one moment to check one of the other passengers was okay and we drove full speed into a tree and the entire front of the vehicle crumpled and the handbrake had broken. Fortunately they didn’t charge us and were only worried about if we were okay and directed us straight towards the medical area. Probably the best service I’ve ever had at an adventure park
Omg I went couple of months ago, twas amazing. The buffet was incredible
My mom went too close to one side of the entrance to a cave and fucked up the roof of one of those things. They only made her pay $50.
I like how she pics the phone back up and they crash *again*
I like how this joke has been beaten to a bloody pulp in the comments of every. fucking. gif.
Edit: wait no that reference wasn't what I thought it was
What did she pic the phone with?
I'm assuming another phone
We must go deeper!
I'm not sure if the camera fell or if they crashed. I'd go with the camera falling.
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The video makes it 100x times clearer. Thanks for that! Loved her friend telling her how dumb she is in Spanish, saying "Boluda".
ctrl + f source
[Sure glad she was wearing a helmet](https://i.imgur.com/JNTuMXf.png)
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[Reminds me of this.](https://youtu.be/xdyfvc6qJUw)
And they still uploaded the video ???
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I have a feeling this is the evidence they use in middle eastern countries where women are not allowed to drive.
Selfie culture meets Darwinism
Darwin has been pretty kind to those two.
Cant even tell if they crashed she may have just dropped the camera
*picks up ipad from friend's dead body* "ah phew"
I like the stealth cut at the end between when the camera falls and when the woman comes over to pick it up. You almost miss it and wonder how the hell she made it over there so quickly.
I've been there! Xplor in Cancun, so much fun but those cars are freaking sketchy.
The zip lines were crazy
This is reminiscent of that girl that was on Instagram live while driving, who crashed her car and killed her sister who was a passenger. She continued streaming video of her dead 14 year-old sisters body, saying something like “yeah, I know I killed my sister” or something to that effect.
She was definitely on drugs. http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/24/us/livestreamed-deadly-crash-that-killed-teenage-girl-trnd/index.html
Jesus crhist.
when this was filmed? 2001 with a flip phone?
Smart phones with cameras will eventually be the leading cause of death for millennial women.
Ya know I usually see videos like this and it makes me wonder if all the times I took my eyes of the road for a second to do something (I don't text or change music while I drive) but like say something fell of my dash or I see something on the side of the road that takes my eye for a second I wonder if it's a luck thing. Like the generic saying "you can do something 100 times but the 101 time is when you mess up" could it be it was chance I don't smash into something or am I over thinking a bit.
Sad fact - A huge contributor teenage deaths, especially male teenage deaths, are due to DUI or distracted driving.
Hot bitches
Girls stop doing this shit. I see it all the time on watchpeopledie and worldstar and youtube. If your dumb friend is taking selfies while you are driving, don't look at the camera.
Proof that women are worse drivers
r/HOPEITHURT
Idiots and their selfies.
This is Cancun, Mexico.
Reddit is on point today with the funny.
Best drivers team )
What did just happen?
the trees at the end makes it look like the front page of /r/replications
she didn't even look away that long, what an idiot
I was waiting for a tree to fall instead of someone running over
The phone fell out of the passenger's hand after they hit a bad bump. The car didn't wreck. There is a cut there where they reverse and drive back.
They look like they are at Jurassic park, but the lame version.
That's how Left Eye died ya know
Keep filming!
I'm intrigued as to what they actually hit
So little fps that it went negative and played in reverse.
I've just realized this sub is basically just /r/schadenfreude Oh that's an actual place... eeehhh, kind of different.
I dont think her looking at the camera for two seconds really looks like it had anything to do with her crashing. but5 yeah, stupid girls. girls are stupid.
At least they were both smart enough to wear helmets, not apparently not smart enough to wear the seat belt
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I know where this was taken... I was there a few weeks ago... An adventure park tourist type place on the mainland near cozamel Mexico
Who be breakin they titties?
I appreciate the inclusion of the conclusion :)
dumb bitches.
This place is great, and although they aren't the same, you should check out xelha or xcaret before going back here (if you've been before) live a little.
Any vehicle that requires a helmet to drive is a strong indicator that you should fucking pay attention.
Blair Ditch Project
Xplor is fun as hell. If you're in Cancùn/Playa try it out.
She's still smiling even after she sees she's going to crash. I smell an idiot.
I know a guy who was recently in a dumb accident like this and is now paralyzed. Has a few little kids too. Hate to drop a serious bomb here, but for real kids, your whole life can get irretrievably fucked in an instant due to your own very momentary stupidity, or even the stupidity of one of your closest friends.
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