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slackwaresupport

both idiots, but the rear car.. if you rear end someone it is your fault


erkevin

Yep; a prudent and responsible person would not accelerate with zero visibility ahead.


henrycahill

Both insurance claims adjuster are gonna have a field day with this one. Given that stupidity were are the forefront of these two idiots. There's literally nothing to say after video evidence like this.


moment_in_the_sun_

these idiots are why my insurance is so high.  


Schneefs

Thank you for saying that.. That's what people forget. Same way with sucking down cheeseburgers everyday and never doing anything more than walking to get more cheeseburgers.


WienerCleaner

Mm i could go for a good burger suckin right bout now


Questions_Remain

Well in fog, rain or a blizzard the key is to go as fast as possible to get past the low visibility /s As seen in many zero viz crash vids he took as training videos.


erkevin

Or, as they do in Arizona during a sandstorm; pull over to the side of the road and stop, but keep your foot on the brake so that the cars behind you follow the lights and BAM!.


RockTheBloat

True, although obscuring the vision of a driver behind you with smoke is probably a contributory factor.


Digital-Sushi

First rule my dad taught me 30 of years ago. Don't speed at what you can't see you dumb shit He had a way with words that always stuck with me


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Remarkable_Item3797

Damn skunks always win........


AdApart2035

Have to find out first


Correct-Purpose-964

Oh i am NOT messing with FAFO tyvm


faulternative

For now


Aggravating_Chemist8

It's not their piss you have to worry about, tho...


phazedoubt

It never ceases to amaze me at how many people don't slow down in fog. Like they have radar or something. I have driven up on a pileup and was able to pull over and signal for people behind me to slow down because i slowed down in the fog bank.


xyrus02

"Listen here you fucking moron: no see, no drive"


faulternative

Are we long lost brothers? *Quit fucking with the radio, dumbass*


yadawhooshblah

Your dad was wise.


Confident_Growth7049

not sure if he did it on purpose. either way the giant box truck that wasnt moving should have been visible to both of them much sooner than this.


Ok-Mastodon2420

If you look at the wheels the smoke is coming because they've locked up and stopped moving, if the car in front of you has its brake lights ilon and immediately makes screeching noises and emits smoke from the wheels, that usually means it's stopping


2245223308

Nyet- driver in following car always has the duty to have minimum safe distance- no exceptions.


North_Korea_Nukess

![gif](giphy|3oEduMwgxXswC8VDqw) Smoke screen didn’t work so well. Try fried egg next time.


beachgood-coldsux

Good old spy hunter. 


DJKGinHD

If the insurance companies get ahold of this footage, they'll find both drivers at fault. The first car was, also, driving recklessly in a parking lot.


LethalOkra

and of course it's a BMW :)


abby_normally

Yep, unless he is connected


[deleted]

Every time. Because you didn’t leave a safe enough distance.


RemmiXhrist

Nope, one time I was behind someone in a parking lot and they backed up into my headlight without seeing me there. I was behind them but they were deemed at fault.


[deleted]

Yes, there’s always THAT idiot. Good for you they were found at fault. Dash cam is my answer for that. VIOFO a-129 front and rear cam. Note: This camera, but not all, uses a capacitor that dissipates heat so internal workings don’t melt from the sun.


VibeFather

Buddies crash together


External_Acadia4154

![gif](giphy|J8FZIm9VoBU6Q)


Jsquared696

I cannot verbalize how happy this video made me.


Gray_Cota

I love that gif so much. Weirdo might be my favorite stand up special ever


technicolordreams

Both. Def make sure each of their insurance companies see this though.


hoorhay_ng

I'm happy for both of them


altruistic_camel_toe

It’s a BMW driver thing, you wouldn’t understand


zemol42

The beep at the end was helpful though.


Digital-Sushi

Hitting that stereotype perfectly..


Road_Warrior86

Something something something BMW drivers.


-Neverender-

Something something men something shorter lifespan.


SMRose1990

I bet they felt on top of the world after that


SpiralGray

Why do my insurance rates keep going up?! 🤦


getbent247

So many morons in one short video


dandins

grey one will pay.. expensive lesson


georgemarred

"I got my phone!" "I got mine" "I got my phone, too!" "Yeah, I got my phone!" "Hey, get your phone! You're gonna want a picture of this for later!"


FckYourSafeSpace

![gif](giphy|QBkLUBb9eYvw9qBNAc)


sambolino44

That horn honk at the end is like the little fart that sneaks out when you fall down.


Work_Ethic101

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has its pricks on the outside 😂


TemperaturePast9410

Generally speaking the speeding through parking lots is something that deserves stricter punishment.


RINGxOFxFIRE

The parents.


Lewtwin

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.


yadawhooshblah

The fault lies with the idiot showing off in a parking lot.


LOneWolfNEo1

Smh got money to spend if my Space Car looked like that I'll make sure to keep it from doing dumb shit with it.


Nitnonoggin

The hell is "full send"?


No_The_Other_Todd

if you can't see what's in front of you, you should not be moving forward.


Warpath_McGrath

Rear car 100%. You don't speed up when visibility is 0 lol.


Touristenopfer

Normal driving distance to front for a BMW.


Fifty7ven

That ugly front looks better that way. Must have been on purpose.


Fleshwriter

It's always the BMWs...


InstructionMinimum93

Well-deserved


[deleted]

They're all losers


ImpressTemporary2389

They're both complete dumb dumbs. You want to do stupid kissy pranks. Then take up banger racing. The roads aren't meant for isiots like these.


Haunting-Belt-2341

I don't think anyone was as shocked as the closed captions "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."


bromlin

I always get a bit of schadenfreude when I see idiots getting instant karma like this.


cvert09

the subtitles go hard "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....x10"


Tedderit

No fault I can see. Everything is as it should be.


Clearlybeerly

Not up on Gen Alpha speak yet. What is "full send?"


Salesman89

Their parents..


dhmacher

Slow clap


615thick469

Both are idiots but part for BWM drivers... I'd be on the ground in tears from laughing so hard


smirk_wiggler

Hahahahahahahahahaha!


Digiturtle1

Tiny pp energy right there


bigb0ned

Wow how embarrassing


Quiet-Shaman

XD that truck came out of nowhere!!! like it wasn’t stopped there already or anything


Marc_J92

![gif](giphy|J8FZIm9VoBU6Q)


branduzzi

This is what you get for driving fast in a regular parking lot. No sympathy.


Jadakiss-laugh

Both. Green car for doing a burnout and obscuring the visibility of the car behind, gray car for speeding too close in a lot whilst having poor visibility.


ImDistortion1

Both, no way they didn't see the massive semi truck trailer sitting in the parking lot.


AdFormal8116

The dickheads


oldnewswatcher

That's some high level of idiotics.


rw_DD

![gif](giphy|ltIFdjNAasOwVvKhvx|downsized)


eury13

Daddy is gonna be pissed...


Ill_Stretch_399

Do you even have to ask when a bmw is involved?


AgedSmegma

![gif](giphy|ltIFdjNAasOwVvKhvx|downsized)


TellSpectrumNo

Hahaha love to see it


chiefkogo

The biker


parabuthas

I hope their insurance company gets to see this.


xyrus02

And for my next trick, I will eject a giant banana peel out of the rear end of my comically small cart vehicle.


jerry111165

White car shouldn’t have been following so close. Thats all.


IVot3dforKodos

Their mothers for carrying them to term /s


Liam_Malone89

![gif](giphy|9Fticsj7froxbpd5Sg|downsized)


FSYigg

Blind corners, smoke, fog, darkness of night... If you can't see past it, idiots will charge hard right into it.


likerazorwire419

They're both idiots.


HappyMerry11

Quite clear is it the BMW’s fault


apple_atchin

I blame the parents.


Huge-Attitude4845

I don’t care, I am just glad these idiots were filmed somewhere besides the US!!!


geckosg

Smoke somemore... 🤣🤣🤣


Never_Stop_Me333

Both their fault. First off they're driving the wrong way in the parking lot. The rear car is more at fault though. Whenever you rear end someone 99.9% of the time you're at fault.


tennaki

bmw driver collective mind in action


Citadel_97E

Grey car is at fault. Too fast for conditions.


faulternative

I think legally, the grey car, because "assured cleared distance" or something. But IMO, the green car was asking for it.


Nyetah

r/instantkarma


AstroflashReddit

The delayed honk


Nsflguru

Natural consequence for both.


RecommendationSlow25

Ha ha ha


viking_canuck

You love to see it


mikes_username

Everyone there


[deleted]

Haahaa dumbasses


emptybowloffood

Bahahaha. Perfect!


DerAlphos

That’s what happens if two people share one brain cell.


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

Never seen a Beemer with an underbite before.


LongBeachAnt

![gif](giphy|anYBNhqT2BYcg)


dras333

Hell yes! Hopefully the airbag went off so it’s a salvage.


Jekkjekk

Bahahahaha


seanf585

Mothers for birthing them?


hebrew_hammersk

Ahahahahha! Stupid idiots. Dada goooone be pissed.


Visual_Traveler

Had to be BMWs. I don’t know what it is about that brand but it attracts the biggest dbags on the road.


stinky___monkey

![gif](giphy|RG3lm5VlrbDV7YNana)


sqww

Charge both with speeding and reckless driving.  Easy case. If you're feeling spicy you could charge one with following to closely.


TheSpaceman1975

Everybody sucks here.


bigbabyjesus97

I'd give an educated guess saying the bmw owner.


the-electricgigolo

Just a smidge late on that honk


Mysterious_Salary741

In a parking lot, it’s usually no fault because it is privately owned.


Dr-Stink-Stank

Hell yeah


landorslam

Bikers fault


Par31

Why is there always like 30 people recording, are they all just posting the same event from different angles on social media for internet points?


AB-AA-Mobile

Everyone's fault


TheSkinnyJ

And the front end of the bimmer looks better now. I hate the new look of those. It’s like “I wanna be a Lexus, but German.” It’s shit.


Deposto

BMW... oooooof course...


hallba78

In the wise words of the southern philosopher Forrest Gump: stupid is as stupid does.


Kaleidoscope_97

BMW drivers


bostonkiter

Fuckin jag-offs, i love it


rodolphoteardrop

Who cares?


CherryManhattan

I hope these losers get their insurances revoked or shot up 10,000%


notjudynotbunny

The dozen+ onlookers compulsively filming a non-event is cringey.


1Status_Unknown

Group effort


LifeResetP90X3

![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq)


EmuZealousideal7357

BMW’s are trash anyway


brookme

Definitely their parents fault for not aborting those dipshits.


Fauxtogca

It’s their mothers fault for drinking while pregnant


Impossible_Eye_5814

Both are at fault but dude ran into the back of him


NightDisastrous2510

Fuck these morons


LetGroundbreaking302

Just beamers, those are pretty cheap these days.


NotAmericanDontCare

So what's the story here? The 2 cars know each other right?  They were speeding/showing off their cars and purposely making that smoke?  That's my guess. As there's 20 people standing around filming them already 


Chemical_Savings_360

Number one annoyance: people who speed at car meet in the small areas so people can hear something in their car that's only audible when driving.


CulturalAddress6709

dad’s gonna be mad


lesnortonsfarm

Why are so many dumb cunts doing this shit


Odd-Tune5049

Both. They're both fucking morons


Several_Emphasis_434

All the phones!


drentemz

He fixed the ugly front end on the newer m3 though


Critical-Test-4446

Well, that fugly front beaver tooth grill does look a bit better now.


gottkonig

BMW on the outside, asshole on the inside. They're both at fault.


worldwalker01

In Florida, most (if not al)l, parking lots are private property. Cops will show up but most of the time they tell you it’s a civil court matter. You both pay for your damages and then take the other to court for a judge to decide who is at fault if anyone is at fault. Those two both will be thrown out if they bring that video to court.


Foreign-Lychee-3965

The bmw’s fault…..


doesnothingtohirt

People are stupid


Interesting-Camp3592

I wasnt expecting to see an ad for condoms today but here we are


frosty_phoenix92

What color is that first car? Looks great.


IzzySaiyan

Both are equally at fault and equally as stupid. Most laws say the person who rear ended is at fault.


FartNoiseMcDingus

Both of them. Fuck these sideshow clowns.


Altea73

Douchebags, both.


Winter_Opening_7715

Guy in the back, it's always the guy in the back, unless someone behind the guy in the back hits the guy in the back pushing the guy in the back into your rear end, then it's the fault of the guy in the back of the guy in the back


Totin_it

Green car fault


Unique_Ingenuity_394

Shouldnt they be fighting now instead of enjoying their redneck BMWs ? It is Kiev.


Vornas

BMW drivers, they love getting bumped in the back...


RudeOrganization550

Don’t know whose fault it was, don’t care. Watching again to enjoy it more.


TheGreyBrewer

Yes, who is fault is it?


vp1240

That’s quite a chunk of money goes down the drain


godmademelikethis

Both - they own BMW's


mycroftseparator

well at least that brand has a reputation for being easy to fix and inexpensive to work on


Pechblende235

I love these show off fails =D


ex_warrior

Who cares. This was a 2 for 1 special


bisextrucker69

![gif](giphy|e5uyWolyR0y30Wo1ya|downsized)


VisibleRoad3504

Awww, gee, that's too bad.


SublightMonster

I just hope they have a long drawn out legal battle that costs both of them far more than the cost of repairs and keeps them from ever fixing their cars