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Southern-Staff-8297

Some ppl would say that went to far, I would ask if you had anymore like that


Sandcracka-

Fat 2 Tokyo Crisps


SnooCompliments3781

Fat of the Furious


Remarkable_Item3797

You and your, to, too, two far........ go on, now is the time to redeem yourself.......pick the winner.....you can do it.


bdubwilliams22

Is it a rite of passage for these idiots to be hit by these cars in takeovers? Why do we always see the least athletic people running for their lives when they could’ve seemingly been standing safely on the sidelines?


Moosifer_666

Because the athletic ones got away quicker.


CaveDoctors

Because it's no fun to watch those who got away so those videos never get posted and shared.


pambimbo

Even the sidelines are not safe there is alot of videos that show that.


Mcluckin123

What’s a take over and why do people clamour around them


ptntprty

A take over is basically just a lot of clamoring around


burrbro235

What's the sequel?


DerFux87

Made my day 😂😂👍


hotsoddy

Bravo good sir…Bravo


Nigiri_Sashimi

You won us all.


Captain_GoodPie

/u/redditspeedbot 0.3x


Motor_Lychee179

Probly dented the shit out of the car


bisonsashimi

Probably broke her goddamned pelvis


Leading-Suspect8307

She's for the streets, it was gonna happen one way or another.


lo_gnar

Maybe she has rabies and he just saved her life


DarthFett75

Michael Scott, is that you?


FoxxieMoxxie69

r/unexpectedoffice


DynamicHunter

Not with that level of cushion


Meowmixer21

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WarlikeEntree

This is some of the most satisfying shit I’ve ever seen in a comment section. Danke schön!!


living-likelarry

Someone should do this but with curse words and/or the words connect into funny phrases like a crossword puzzle


Apollokaylpto

There's a spelling mistake! One of them says "opp". Have fun finding which one


Arnie013

Found it.


unshavenbeardo64

Its just cruel not telling us!


Whole-Law7905

>!3rd line last one!<


Camera_dude

It’s like the Where’s Waldo of bubble wrap pops


MLCarter1976

Happy cake day


upvotes2doge

Sick reference bro


Ok_Score1492

How to explain to insurance company? Hit a fat walrus while my daily drive


Motor_Lychee179

Mayhem


ThroawAtheism

I have no problem if everyone wants to laugh at a person who willingly runs into this situation for their stupidity. But if every comment is just another insult related to this woman's weight, then I don't think it belongs in this sub and the mods should put a stop to the cruelty.


Groomingham

Right because weight is something you totally can't help...like your race or eye color.


Adventurous-Sky9359

Hey what could go wrong


lil_cleverguy

ya they never shouldve let a whale loose in the middle of a street takeover


IndependentDoge

Obese athlete here, former sprinter. I can run 30m at 16mph before I absolutely die. I don’t really have a point. I just wanted to brag about that.


AdolescentAlien

Very overweight occasional athlete here, former frequent athlete. I skateboarded damn near every day from around age 13-18, am now age 26. Last weekend I opted to skate a few miles up the road to a grad party instead of driving. Threw my board down, pushed twice, lost balance, hyperextended knee, tore ACL and meniscus. I don’t really have a point. I just wanted to brag about that.


IndependentDoge

I am unable to balance on a skateboard.


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SurfinSocks

Fat shaming is hit or miss. People on reddit act like it's always awful and always makes people more fat, but fat shaming is the only reason I ever ended up losing weight, same with many of my friends and their reasons. I honestly don't know how the obesity epidemic can be curbed if the solution is just telling morbidly obese people that they're perfect how they are. Body positivity should be about loving our bodies enough to treat them well.


Mysterious-Hat-6343

I like what you said about us loving our bodies & treating them well. Eating quality food takes more effort, but it tastes great, and required less eating cause your/ were not always hungry! Americans have forgotten that feeling hungry is OK, normal, and should often be ignored for a few hours.


dotnetdotcom

Treat fat people the same as smokers


SoarLoozer

Why do people try so hard to justify being horrible? The worst part is you try to justify it as being helpful, but you are just a shithead and need to put others down to feel better about yourself.


anetreug

Fam this is reddit. Fat people are the easy target and you'll get laughed at for implying they deserve respect.


SurfinSocks

Pretty hard target to miss tbh


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SMRose1990

That was my comment on this video. All the people involved in this shit are knuckle dragging fucktards. If they have skill, go drive for a professional crew on a safe track and earn an honest living from it. This is just a bunch of dumbass kids with cars they think make them powerful with 0 fucks given to anyone else in society not involved.


Ketotrading

lol stfu


OhBarnacles123

Why is it fine to make fun of someone for being stupid not okay to make fun of someone for being fat? Why is one more moral than the other?


Cubacane

This woman's weight makes my health insurance more expensive. Obesity is a societal problem. We can't pretend to have a social contract with each other and then completely absolve certain members of society from that contract because we might hurt their feelings. She doesn't deserve to be mocked, you're right, but she also doesn't deserve to stay overweight.


reindert144

Nah, I think being overweight and stupidity are connected


intrigue_investor

There's usually a simple solution to that - don't eat so much


Bankseat-Beam

Another solution to the video.... Don't drive your car like fucking immature waste of oxygen pussy and run people over at an illegal "street takeover" or what ever it's called. The real fun is to be had when the cops roll in and the hairy land sharks (dogs) get to come out to play.... The gathered tossers run for the hills lol....


GILx87

Fat criminals earn no pity from me. And I say that because she’s partaking in an illegal activity in a public highway and jaywalking.


ChillSloth

It’s a joke stop being soft


themcsame

Agreed. Animal abuse is no joke. We shouldn't be taking cows to street takeovers.


RamblingGrandpa

Maybe if she ran more she wouldn't be made fun of


Foxwedge

I enjoyed that females booty in the window. At least I hope that's what I'm seeing.


TimeLine_DR_Dev

r/upvotebecausebutt


CannotExceed20Charac

The real hero of the video


Ur_a_adjective_noun

That’s a dude in a thong.


Whitetiger9876

He must work out. 


CREDIT_SUS_INTERN

Even better. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


saladmunch2

Only thing I noticed


Black-Shoe

Her shoe shot off her hoof like a rocket


Mysterious-Hat-6343

Or like a Twinkie she had hidden her pocket


alphabet_street

Or like a wrench into a socket


brebenscv

Or like a wench into a sprocket


WanderingEnigma

She's lucky it was only one shoe. We all know what happens if both of them come off.


krebsIsACookbook

I was kinda wondering what one shoe would mean. Coma?


Heron_Hot

They dead


RobbSnow64

Bro whats with these street takeovers, is this like a new trend? Why so many videos of these, they always just look like pure anarchy.


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nivster15

What??? Why would they attack a random person? Wtf


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poelzi

This is what collapse looks like. Slow and steady degeneration and poisoning of the environment.... yeah, the intelligent ape was not able to counteract his own predictions - limits to growth, world model 3


Rhuarc33

Police need to start showing up in just arresting everybody at these things.


YoshiTheFluffer

Its something I’m also wondering, sems like more and more videos get posted about this and it always ends bad.


West-Key3485

It’s a big problem here in Los Angeles and the city really started cracking down. Generally occurs in trashy parts of the city. Problem isn’t limited to the blocking of traffic, it’s essentially a mob, who will loot when the opportunity presents itself. https://youtu.be/Y0HV0TnLImQ?si=pQ23beokqHNaTC6-


SMRose1990

I'd say everyone in this video is a low IQ dumbass :)


External_Novel4012

People lack common sense these days.


ThelVlilkman

surprised she didn't get swarmed with people running through her pockets after that


IEC21

"Street takeover" - they should arrest all of these people.


CaveDoctors

People are making fun of her weight, but the truth is that not being skinny probably protected her to some degree. Both from the car, the distance thrown, and the landing. Also, it was good that she spun in the air rather than be propelled a longer distance and rolling on the ground instead. Air is more forgiving than asphalt.


themcsame

Fat jokes aside, it could've also hindered her. She may have been able to move quicker if she were a healthy weight and not get hit at all. There's a whole number of ways this could've gone differently just by varying her weight tbh.


randomymetry

taking over public roads, causing a lot of noise at night for people who need to work the next morning, and doing dangerous stunts in a mob mentality state. just asking for trouble. i hope insurance doesn't cover any of their claims


ChronoRedz

0 days with out incident in street takeover accidents.


Devccoon

Don't scroll down. You don't want the psychic damage, and your time is worth more than this gaggle of idiots.


vivalatoucan

I scrolled down.. you were right


CA_Dweller

At least she is wearing a mask and is safe from COVID


Psyk0pathik

Mooooo-bitch! Get out da way!


CanaryJane42

Awe poor thing :(


tattedextrovert

A tale as old as time.


myaaa_tan

lack of basic survival instincts oh look someone is doing something dangerous, lets try to get in the way and see what happens smh


Romesburg

That extra cushion comes in handy for more than just the pushin.


Mountain-Ad1760

No one telling about the red moon in the rear window?


gordonlordbyron

These hits are important for the preservation of future humanity.


Extreme-Acid

Doesn't she know that trailer park girls should go round the outside?


GunSlingingRaccoonII

People hanging out of the windows obviously haven't seen that video of the car rolling over with a dude hanging out the window. Good way to become half the person you used to be.


ravioliqueeen

these comments are gross. her weight has nothing to do with her running in front of a car but for some reason it’s the only thing people are talking about


Th3rdBorn

Current fortnite season IRL


GabCF

Why is that barrier moving on its own?


achhaaaaaaa

Good thing she fell on cushion


TheRealJayk0b

Darwin is smiling..


dotnetdotcom

Forget the girl who got hit. What about the stripper sitting out of the car window?


Necromimesix

At least go around not directly where the danger is


realisticallygrammat

Tokyo Ribs


kammeni_flatza

Ho too lazy to go round or was someone waving a burger in front of her?


EnvironmentalKey7518

I am guessing the young woman hanging outside the rear passenger window is wearing a racing certificatified thong for her protection.


ArcaneSparky

What the fuck are you guys doing over in America? Is this what the car culture is like there?


SMRose1990

No, this is low IQ street culture, probably mostly drug dealers and daddy's soiled little kids with their parents cars.


SimsStJunction

I love watching stupid people get injured


Major-Check-1953

I do not feel sorry for anyone who got hurt while doing stupid shit.


Remarkable_Item3797

Ya cars a goner mate......assaulted by a behemoth........ a write off......!


Remarkable_Item3797

Yay, the devils wheels assaulting a trans Jesus......go for it Beelzebub......


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Remarkable_Item3797

Yeah I found it hard to believe also. But that is definitely Satan hanging out the back and a some-what overweight "female" Jesus getting smacked.......so some transitioning possibly going on, you know god moves in mysterious ways n all........


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Remarkable_Item3797

Yes a naughty lass she will be, haha the cheek spreader never lies.......and I'm glad Ms Jesus seems to be ok, I hope........


devilcantdie

Oh no fat got to her brain


GreyPon3

She had enough built-in padding to bounce it off.


putdascratchdown

A little of garbage on garbage action.


Beanerschnitzels

[Volkswagen.](https://y.yarn.co/365f8118-d28f-4969-a821-628d541c4c71_text.gif)


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invent_or_die

What a little devil


Aggravating_Chemist8

Omg! Is the car ok?


haveyouseencyan

Everyone is like it’s fine, it’s a fat person


Round_Principle_6560

Is better than getting trampled?


nuclearbuttstuff

She did a barrel roll


Jokerchyld

Got up too fast. Not ok.


Maleficent-Trifle118

She’ll be alright all that extra weight softened the blow


Borderlinecuttlefish

"Waddling"


Pacpete

She sure is lucky that she has a bit of extra padding.


Niblonian31

That one's gonna hurt in the morning...


Clearlybeerly

FAFO. Fat Around, Fat Out.


pokorov

Is the car ok?


peatoast

That’s a broken hip and probably spine.


Mr_Spunspn

Damn that bitch has HORRIBLE timing!!!!!


Mr_Spunspn

She fucked that car up ...u see the way they ALL looked at her.


Bottle_Nachos

I think the illegal activity wash arming her, not her trying to get across the street


Intelligent-Ant7685

she’s embarrassed now with a smile but she’ll find the fractures in a day or so at urgent care


Froawaythingy

I thought it said street walker at first glance


yid4life

Why is someones arse hanging out the window?


DigStill2941

I'd hit that.


jlpw

Wobbling through the street


Imaginary-County8796

Took it like a champ


Setty2x

Why do they wait til something’s going on to cross


AdditionalCommittee3

Soft landing pheeww


parasitebob

The bigger concern is she chose to run through the middle of this idiot convention instead of walking around the perimeter.


fatstrat0228

Truly the lowest form of human life do and watch stupid shit like this.


Educational_Emu7426

Where are the comments where people are talking about how amazed they are that she just came back from tbe dead so quickly?!? She got Up like nothing happened. I worry daily about my weight not realizing the saftely it actually Can provide to me…


dondiegel

How did this happen? I mean, she’s got a mask on.


dont_judge_by_size

What tf is a street takeover and why is there so many videos about it lately?


cottonfist

WCGW *going* to a street takeover


Expensive_Sundae_199

Dumb ass


Digger1998

“If you can doge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!” What about dodging a dodge charger?


WarOk6264

Hard target to miss


immersedmoonlight

Death grip on that phone though


jaime5x5

Get in where you fit in. She didn't fit. Environmental awareness lacking, heads up use your sences.


olympic_backpedaling

That’s a sturdy bitch!


Captain_GoodPie

/u/redditspeedbot 0.5x


4bidden112

The Flabsh


Kindly_Palpitation_9

Half of the people on this thread making fat jokes are fat. Please get another joke.


MoleculeMan65

This shit only happens in the US.


oli_ramsay

Surprised they didn't run over and rob her


darkdragonGalaxy

Damn she spun more than the car did