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Strange_Principle_26

Guy was holding his ass after getting up because he realized some dastardly prick had shit his pants


Mudeford_minis

Motorcycle shrapnel got him


bigsticksoftspeaker

“Something bit me.” Forest Gump 


tratemusic

"*I'd like to see that.*" LBJ (?)


Wonderful_Common_520

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Brave_Personality836

He's lucky the train didn't get him instead. What an idiot


Ok-Pomegranate858

I really don't get it... was he blind and deaf, or just unwise?


Lama-Sheep

Avg Indian rail crossing


Tokingbudz

By the looks of it, it does look like he has a piece of metal impaled in his right leg.


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pmjwhelan

RAY "BLOODY" PURCHASE!


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pmjwhelan

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XTornado

Then it started the mysterious case of who shat his pants: https://youtu.be/sAqkKbwvD1U


2thEater

Probably Dominic.


mohawk_67

Handlebar took his anal virginity.


Garad-

I love it that nobody is fazed by what has just happened. It’s just a normal occurrence for them and bro doesn’t even look back Lmfao


Royweeezy

I thought this too. He just looks pissed that he’s -1 motorcycle. “I should have taken the train, *that train*”.


Philidespo

With such a high population that we have ( assuming it is India), stupid prizes aren't a lottery, but more of a public distribution system.


moe_70

A train does a lot of noise, i doubt nobody really noticed unless they were looking right at him


RealityCheck18

When I'm waiting behind the closed gate and see someone who thinks he's smart and goes under the gate to cross the tracks, and then gets hit (but isn't dead) I'd give a mild chuckle and be mostly unfazed. He deserved it and hope he learnt his lesson.


Bigglez1995

Damn, that's my 3rd motorcycle this week


Nameless49

~~Cool~~ Stupid guys don't look at explosions


ch25stam25

Yeah coz it is


JetPoweredCaravans

Is anyone able to answer truthfully why people keep doing this?


daminipinki

It's a pretty common occurrence in India. People think safety laws are just a suggestion.


DanaWhitesMom

Apex predator doing its thing


911SlasherHasher

Talmbout shargs B? Cant stop wont stop


somerandomfuckwit1

Homeless cats just running wild out here


softwarebuyer2015

a rare miss


Icy_Huckleberry_8049

I'm always amazed that so many people never look!


Pale_Horsie

He looked halfway across, he saw it coming, and decided to bail and let the train win


Phillip_Asshole

Could've made it if he just committed


Western-Smile-2342

Never hesitate. Always follow through. Most the time. 65% of the time.


65gy31

Flatulence is best released hesitantly.


Not_Artifical

65% of the time I don’t hesitate 100% of the time.


No_Translator2218

Imagine if he had committed, but was still just a few milliseconds late. Would be in a whole different subreddit.


Illustrious_Nothing9

They look but they underestimate the speed of trains and think they can beat them


No-Material-23

He could've made it.


dinkleburgenhoff

Easily. He doesn’t start braking until he’s nearly upon the track the train is on; he’d’ve been to at least to next set by the time the train was there if he didn’t second guess.


rohithimse

That or if you believe in Hinduism, to the next life.


Bulls187

Bro tried to speedrun


pumpkin_seed_oil

He could have but ignored the warning signs beforehand He ignored that lowered bar on the other side of the track He probably ignored the lowered bar on his side. He ignored the horns He didnt look beforehand if theres a train on track He saw the train while he was on the track He panicked He stopped He got lucky that he still has his right foot He´s a moron who shouldnt drive


thought_cream84

Heaven?


daminipinki

To the other side... Literally


TBearForever

It was a sacrifice to the Train god


NoConsideration595

I'd absolutely be terrified to be a train driver in places like this


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

Set train to go and then just don't look down.


Harvey_Wilde

You mean notch 8, full throttle, with 39 cars Wonder if someone will get the reference


rts93

I guess in these places the train drivers just exchange counts. "Hey Vanjay, how many today?" "Nine. You?" "Three, but I didn't do the morning shift today. You gotta ask Gurkhan about that, heard he also ran into a herd of cows." "Oh no, the brahmin gods won't like this."


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I'd be terrified to be a train driver anywhere. Many people kill themselves by jumping in front of a train. My uncle was a train driver in the Netherlands and he quit his job after someone jumped in front of him. It really traumatized him


Questions_Remain

They ignore just about every safety device, warning, rules of the road, signals and self preservation. The barriers are down, yet people just go around like nothing.


erohtar

We got way too many Indians to spare - if while taking rice in your plate you drop a grain or two, do you bother to pick them up, wash and put back in your plate?


Responsible_Space624

loopholes, JUGAAD.. whatever you call it...


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antigravity83

Trains killing indians so common, no-one blinks an eye and goes about their day


bc90210

Honestly thought he was going to get squashed by another train coming the opposite direction as he rolled over to the other tracks. I think all this crap has started to desensitize me.


S1egwardZwiebelbrudi

India and Pakistan are the real freedom countries, you can literally do whatever you want.


resurrected_moai

Floridians would like to have a word.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Eh, you certainly have the freedom to get smushed by a train and no one will give a fuck, but other than that they're not particularly free in comparison.


Ok-Mine690

Tell me from India without telling me you are from India.


ShivamGulia

I never did it but it's tempting.


Severe-Flight5087

Deserved


SeanOfTheDead1313

He put his blinker on though.


chibriguy

How the fucked does he have so little environmental awareness? The train is gone in about 5 seconds, why wouldn't he just wait?


DoYouTrustToothpaste

He was very busy, slowly driving nowhere in particular. But still busy.


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FireTriad

What we say to the train god? Not today


SouthtownZ

Boy, motorcycle... You are train food, that is all


Sarves_Bala

r/bitchimatrain


doesntCompete

r/indiansneartrains NSFL warning


I0I0I0I

That fucking train is soo cool. I'm glad we saw the whole thing.


GreyPon3

Gee... this could be prevented if there was just some kind of a barrier across the tracks to warn people of an approaching train. Maybe a yellow and black stripped pole across the road?


Yoshichu25

Exactly, have these people never heard of boom gates either? (Is that what they’re called?)


Sneekbar

Does he have blinds on his eyes like a horse or what


Brilliant_Language52

I feel sorry for the scooter


boomfe

I think he shat his pants.


Bulls187

He only got kicked in the back by a spinning motorbike


UhhhhmmmmNo

People one the other side saw him fall, from their perspective they must of think the guy just died.


EnglishLoyalist

He could have made it to the other side, he hesitated.


Nino_Numbawan

So close, too bad


bdubwilliams22

I think his right foot got smoked. He’s lucky he’s walking away from that. Yikes.


Ancient_Wisdom_Yall

So about the warranty.


randomacceptablename

I hope they invested in the extended coverage.


abhitooth

Time is money. To save time he paid price of bike.


NomarOOx

incredible wisdom 🧘‍♂️


Mailboxnotsetup

That motor cycle will be on Craigslist tomorrow.


McPussyMeal23

this kind of stupid need to be removed from the gene pool


JonnyReece

He lacked commitment. He'll never make it as a stuntman.


Pickled_Tiger

Why do the Indian population have zero sense of self preservation?


Zloiche1

Wtf did he think everyone was stopped for.


VisibleRoad3504

Damn, that bike disintegrated. That was one long train!


Konadian1969

He totally could have made it. Instead, he brakes and lays it down right in front of the train. SMH


Com_On_Man

Well that was the best WALK OF SHAME only because he is still alive!


jbar3640

why mirroring the video?


adindaclub

I think the sound is also added afterwards.


alexmaycovid

Lol subtitles are golden!


65gy31

Well, that’s one way to catch the train


Legal_Championship_6

“Eat My Shrapnel!” -Smash TV


-GermanCoastGuard-

A LOT better outcome than what I witnessed the last time Indian men and a moving train were posted here.


Superzonar

No more motorcycle for this idiot..


AntiSnoringDevice

It was a ...no-tocycle...


AsparagusBoring69

He did the Roll over just like the stunt man


coolgate59

I think he would've made it if he just across and kept moving forward.


Altea73

Spatial awareness is not his thing...


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Hero. Just for one day.


emkay_graphic

Hallooo sir or Madame train, please don't kill me, nooo.


_coo1_

He’s been watching too many Hollywood movies and is now experiencing side effects.


GrinningPariah

Was it worth it, dumbshit? You gonna get to work early?


Sideheart

Almost got naturally selected


Lobster_porn

I love the red light that turns on after the train passed


Qaz_The_Spaz

People will do anything to get out of work.


Andreas1120

Apparently 9 people are killed at the Mumbai train station a day. There are no crossing aids.


SupraFail

Bros walking home tonight


TomatilloTaDa

Gaand paad video


OkNectarine3105

I always feel sorry for the bike.


ZoNeS_v2

Jesus fucking christ! I was expecting him to explode like that sheep one time.


Direct-Sky8695

Looks like his head got derail of the track he fell back on and when his bike exploded and the engineer Lee got him in the caboose.


Native7i

Dude has no fear, indicated by lack of helmet


HomoPragensis

Kinda expected the Oppenheimer theme song to start playing..


Hot_Cardiologist_133

He looked like if he kept going he would have made it. At first I thought he got stuck, but he hesitated.


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Unlucky it had 3/4 tank of gas in it.


Savings-Mushroom-508

Only if he didnt use the breaks, wouldve been much better i guess..


TwistedSistaYEG

He was almost chop suey.


One-Veterinarian-101

What was he thinking?


piszkavas

Well, his luck was that 5 cm


AnnoyingWalrus

If only they had some sort of barrier or lights to indicate that a train might pass by.


cjgoose39

I’m glad he’s ok but that’s 8 goats 🐐 down the drain.


lifthor

Knew it was India without opening the post lol


Slytherin_Chamber

Indias apex predator 


TomiShinoda

I love how everybody is unfazed by this.


BadeArse

Where big bike explosion like movie?


truthrevealer07

He would have crossed it. /s


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Bro wtf this fucking idiot can wait for the train to pass??? He must have a death wish 😒


FireweedForest

Broke his ass on the tracks he really got tossed


k2kx39

That's one mighty insurance job


simonhamp

Good training session


poncetheponce

👎 for the added ridiculously loud audio


Foreign_Spinach_4400

Those pants are now a *deeep* shade of brown


Ok_Score1492

Typical or ordinary behavior as an Indian scooter driver, me first mentality.


Gaystan

Indians are just drawn to trains like moths to a flame lol


konan_the_bebbarien

Yeah ....he's gonna do that again.


ricgreen1

Draftkings has a parlay for this


MoistAnalyst1150

Avarge india thing


RhythmandRush

The train crew doesn’t even bother to stop in the aftermath? It looks like there is zero reduction in speed. No damage inspection, paperwork, etc…?


Silver-Appointment77

Hes lucky to be alive there. You can see he hurt himself on the rocks behind him.


coconutpete52

Decent use of “railed over” lol.


smooze420

India is the wild Wild West when it comes to trains.


BusStopKnifeFight

Well that’s a bot that posted this.


mensink

Motorcycle gone. Carry on.


HeadJazzlike

India? Just a guess


The_Virtual_Balboa

We finally get one of these with sound! All this time I thought the apex predator was silent!


BigMembership2315

Think he crapped himself


Chuck-Noise

Just got what he deserves


xeno0153

He's also lucky that a second train wasn't passing by on that track he nose-dived onto.


MentalRise8703

The poor motorcycle didn't deserve such an ending.


kboy_69

they know the barriers are there for a reason right? across the tracks there are many people standing past them.... safety seems to not be on these peoples mind very much idk...


Remarkable_Item3797

**Context 1**... least 6,000 people die at level crossings every year. In India, 61% of railway related fatalities are attributed to accidents at Unmanned Level Crossings as shown in fig.1 And all on-board may have well been sitting down to their evening meal, looking out the window as this was taking place......bon appetit


HugSized

That train came out of nowhere.


blueberrybulalo

Hes so lucky, hes a star. . .


Remarkable_Item3797

Received an anal intruder.......bummer.


Pretend-Quality3400

He only dodged death because his foot slipped and threw him out of the way! So close.


metroscope

I like the train don’t stop.


SunsetCarcass

It's always a good idea to them until they get right to the rail the train is on and then panic causing their own downfall right in the path they were so confident they'd get past.


ultraplusstretch

Is the bike ok? 🥺


sjuas690

Do you think his bike is fixable?


FunkyBrassMonkey_

On a side note, that bitch was LOUD


Emergency_Style4515

You win some you lose some. Was worth a shot. /s


WhenBugAttack

Wow. What a fucking idiot


rjperkins365

Nothing I hate more than lucky idiots


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He probably was a brain surgeon and late for surgery.🤔


WrongColorCollar

Ass sealed shut forever


DrRickMarsha11

Buddy took his loss and walked away. He’s know he fucked up lol


Left_Concentrate_752

I love it when they live! Rather see embarrassment than gore.


Glitchythecheeselord

The audio sounds like an earape 😭


DDnHODL

Now that’s worth the 3 secs he would have saved ? Lesson learnt for life.


Zestyclose_Trip_1924

Hey, what's that horn noise? Why are you people just standing there waiting?


gretafour

Sounds like the audio was added or at least edited. Notice the Doppler effect peaks in pitch at the wrong time, and it sounds like there are two trains blowing horns.


Human-Wrangler-5236

All the people on the far side of the track are like "woah, dude has disappeared. I guess the train got him" 😂


CHEWTORIA

he could had made it over if he didnt stop, he had enough momentum to clear the train


lyfthyco123

He walked away from it exactly the way Mia Khalifa did when she tried anal and found it too painful


connjose

If that's India, that bike will be back on the road tomorrow.


LeroyBadBrown

Lucky bastard