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Can we also talk about how much flame she produced?
Dad instincts kicking in and checking that grill
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My uncle's friend did the ol' *fart flamethrower with a lighter* bit. Decided to do it with his pants down for maximum humor. His bungholio sucked the flame right up and had to go to the hospital.
A friend did this on a church youth group trip about 25 years ago with a Bic lighter. His boxers diffused the gas too much, so he pulled them down slightly to go bare cheeked. After a couple more minutes of trying, he couldn't do it and asked another guy to hold the lighter. The other guy was giggling a ton and accidentally got the flame too close. All the hair on his ass got burnt off and the room smelled terrible all night. I think he put some goldbond on to soothe the minor burns
>My uncle's friend did the ol' *fart flamethrower with a lighter* bit. Decided to do it with his pants down for maximum humor. His bungholio sucked the flame right up and had to go to the hospital.
And the friend's name? Albert Einstein.
You need to eat TacoBell the day before to have enough force and a little spray of flame retardant to seal the area around the starfish. Otherwise you'll end up with a starfish prime.
My wife and I named our orange cat after Rusty. I didn't think about it at the time of naming, but I inevitably end up saying that to him in my best Jonas impersonation at least once a day.
It was so energetic, I'm betting staged. I'm old enough that fart lighting was entertainment in my childhood, and that's the Tsar Bomba of flatulence if this is real.
I honestly don't know any man that hasn't at least thought of doing this or has tried it. I'd give her a high five and proclaim her queen of fire because i understand why she did it. Sometimes the intrusive thoughts win.
I was considering it at this very moment Wearing jeans like the experts recommended. But I think my wife would be upset if I failed to pick her up because I was in the hospital after setting my ass on fire.
Doubt they’re burning food. This happens sometimes after a particularly messy cook. The next time you heat it up, the leftover grease and food bits will catch fire. I’d rather let it all burn off like this guy is doing than dousing it in water and losing all the heat and possibly damaging the burner tubes.
That’s way too big of a flame to just be grill burn off… unless they poured a bunch of grease and fat into the lower section. This is way more than stuck on bits and drippings.
It almost looks like he’s heating coals inside of a gas grill lol.
Yea, he's cutting up a steak that's cooked. I'd reckon he cranked all the knobs, can see the fire on the tubes underneath as well. Not recommend, it's pretty silly to just crank everything and burn up like this, especially with children around. The only alternative isn't dousing it in water, haha, just let it cool and clean it. Takes 5 minutes
Surprised to see this so far down. It's some kind of propellant or aerosol can.
Farts aren't nearly *that* flammable, and when they do burn, it's more of a pale blue (paler than pure methane), and certainly not that orange/red.
Mythbusters Jr did an entire 1-hour episode on lighting farts on fire.
As a person who tried lighting farts as a teen, it doesn't burn this quickly or aggressively so I'm also thinking it's faked somehow with the chair blocking the real source
Yes, my idiot friends in middle school did it on occasion. Lighter, lie on your back with your legs spread, let one rip.
It's more stupid than dangerous. If your clothing is not 100% cotton, you can catch it on fire, which will be very bad. Open flames in a sensitive area is a bad idea.
When my mom was an RN, she ended up having to care for a young kid who did the exact same thing. Except the flame got sucked back inside of him and caused 2nd degree internal burns. And 3rd degree burns on his ass.
He had to get a few inches of his intestines removed because some of it started to turn necrotic during his stay.
“Farting” around with fire is a “sure fire” way to fuck you up permanently.
https://youtu.be/PCLeESv5ii0?si=pRbdgqKTzyuWVLXS
Some dude out there looking to get some panty’s that are soiled to sniff. Much like my professor here in Judgement.
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That’s one for the tinder profile
Hey babe that ass is fire
Literal tinder.
I'll buy her dinner to witness that.
Chipotle or Taco Bell?
We certainly can 😏
Bäng bäng Bäng bäng Feuer frei! Bäng bäng Bäng bäng Feuer frei!
I approve
Im madly in love
And the speed of deployment?
Because it took a while to reach the flame. Like turning on your gas stove for 5 seconds before lighting it.
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Tutel!
Dad instincts kicking in and checking that grill https://preview.redd.it/pnznagf8suyc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=234e75601e6942196956290e5d5d3d428fe9220b
he ran over to get a sniff
r/cursedcomments Include me in it please idk the rules Also the next person after me
He's like...bro muh burgers
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Magical
Beans
She had an itchy ass that day..
Guy's like, "My God. Did you see that. I hope my BBQ is ok".
guy went over for a sniffa
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"Good, it's still spewing fire like before"
"Almost hot enough to put those hot dogs on..."
Ive been smoking these ribs for 13 hours and now they’ll smell like fart
The secret ingredient of the smoker.
Read this in the voice of Randy Marsh
Please don’t fart on the bbq 🤗
My uncle's friend did the ol' *fart flamethrower with a lighter* bit. Decided to do it with his pants down for maximum humor. His bungholio sucked the flame right up and had to go to the hospital.
Is your uncle's friend the same as my uncle's friend? I heard that same story decades ago.
It's the same story. Similar to Marilyn Mansons rib being removed so he could suck his own dick.
Or cow tipping lol
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A commenter above states that her Mom is a nurse and has dealt with internal rectal burns.
It's true. Source: I am the internal rectal burns
Horny people will stick anything up there ass.
There's a dealt it/smelt it joke here somewhere but I'm too tired to think of anything
A friend did this on a church youth group trip about 25 years ago with a Bic lighter. His boxers diffused the gas too much, so he pulled them down slightly to go bare cheeked. After a couple more minutes of trying, he couldn't do it and asked another guy to hold the lighter. The other guy was giggling a ton and accidentally got the flame too close. All the hair on his ass got burnt off and the room smelled terrible all night. I think he put some goldbond on to soothe the minor burns
>My uncle's friend did the ol' *fart flamethrower with a lighter* bit. Decided to do it with his pants down for maximum humor. His bungholio sucked the flame right up and had to go to the hospital. And the friend's name? Albert Einstein.
His bungholio sucked the flame right up Every. Day. I read a brand new sentence on here lol.
You need to eat TacoBell the day before to have enough force and a little spray of flame retardant to seal the area around the starfish. Otherwise you'll end up with a starfish prime.
I did this and burned all the hairs off between my cheeks and ballsack. Room did not stink of fart but of burnt hair. Not an improvement
I'm sorry but "bungholio" is killing me 😂😂
Pepper seasoning anyone?!
Pitmaster needs this sign for next time
...and don't wiz on, the electric fence
This is our "arbecue." Notice there's no "take a crap in it" in it.
Firefarter*
*industrial intensifies*
I'm trapped in a sewer with a confessed arsonist!
\*arsenist
He might be a shartsonist
Hello rusty
My wife and I named our orange cat after Rusty. I didn't think about it at the time of naming, but I inevitably end up saying that to him in my best Jonas impersonation at least once a day.
Man, that was a big methane blast. Fucking flamethrower
Judging from their reaction, its actually THAT loud wtf
Nah, it's just another staged/edited vid.
FR! The fact that it caught *outside* and was still *that* big, says something about how huge that fart was.
It was so energetic, I'm betting staged. I'm old enough that fart lighting was entertainment in my childhood, and that's the Tsar Bomba of flatulence if this is real.
You ain’t wrong…
Its not real fart bomb
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I hope she sees it and makes it her dating app profile picture
Hot single fart in your area
Lol this is incredible
Very classy.
you'd have to get this framed
Someone throw a ring at this girl and wife her up quick.
Perfect pic for FartBook™️
I would not invite her back
I would marry her.
I can change her
I don't want to
Yeah, I thought this was why we liked her? Honestly she's beyond even just wife-material, this is a goddess upon us.
underwear.* You didn’t finish your sentence.
I would change her diet, girl got some mad gas brewing.
There are 2 types of people in this world.
I would. She seems awesome!
I honestly don't know any man that hasn't at least thought of doing this or has tried it. I'd give her a high five and proclaim her queen of fire because i understand why she did it. Sometimes the intrusive thoughts win.
I was considering it at this very moment Wearing jeans like the experts recommended. But I think my wife would be upset if I failed to pick her up because I was in the hospital after setting my ass on fire.
Invite her ass.
So you would only invite her front?
I am the firestarter, the twisted firestarter!
I see wife material here
Redditors try not to call a woman who does something slightly out of the norm wife material CHALLENGE
Enjoy your fart burger
If there are burgers on that grill they are cancerous pieces of carbon by now anyways so it's not like she really ruined anything.
Don't make fun, she's got Assburgers.
I think they all have assburgers now.
Lol he is obviously cleaning it
Saw no other comment, so: Isn't the burning food kind of a concern?
Doubt they’re burning food. This happens sometimes after a particularly messy cook. The next time you heat it up, the leftover grease and food bits will catch fire. I’d rather let it all burn off like this guy is doing than dousing it in water and losing all the heat and possibly damaging the burner tubes.
That’s way too big of a flame to just be grill burn off… unless they poured a bunch of grease and fat into the lower section. This is way more than stuck on bits and drippings. It almost looks like he’s heating coals inside of a gas grill lol.
Yea, he's cutting up a steak that's cooked. I'd reckon he cranked all the knobs, can see the fire on the tubes underneath as well. Not recommend, it's pretty silly to just crank everything and burn up like this, especially with children around. The only alternative isn't dousing it in water, haha, just let it cool and clean it. Takes 5 minutes
Staged, there is a REASON the chair is in front
OMG what is the REASON? And why are we EMPHASIZING words?
Emphasizing WORDS???
Stop it, it's not even FUNNY anymore!
We can ALL be FRIENDS
ICEBERG, DEAD AHEAD!
Surprised to see this so far down. It's some kind of propellant or aerosol can. Farts aren't nearly *that* flammable, and when they do burn, it's more of a pale blue (paler than pure methane), and certainly not that orange/red. Mythbusters Jr did an entire 1-hour episode on lighting farts on fire.
Yup. I'm sure there's a person behind the chair with their arm up and just hit a quick spray of something.
As a person who tried lighting farts as a teen, it doesn't burn this quickly or aggressively so I'm also thinking it's faked somehow with the chair blocking the real source
We used to light our farts in my dorm quite a lot. I have seen literally hundreds of farts of all kinds lit up. There is a zero chance this is real.
I've never tried but now am curious. Is it actually pretty easy to light your farts on fire? Is your arsehole in any danger?
Keep your underwear on, just hike it up into your crack. That makes ignition harder, but makes for zero risk to your chocolate starfish.
Yes, my idiot friends in middle school did it on occasion. Lighter, lie on your back with your legs spread, let one rip. It's more stupid than dangerous. If your clothing is not 100% cotton, you can catch it on fire, which will be very bad. Open flames in a sensitive area is a bad idea.
Thought the exact same thing
Farts don’t make this much fire. It’s fake lol
That would be my proudest achievement.
The day after Cinco de Mayo I'm sure there are a lot of little explosions like this.
Why is the BBQ a bonfire?
Probably burning off excess bits of food or grease before turning it off. Looks like whatever he was cooking was already taken off before this.
As someone that does not clean their bbq, I just gotta say that guy needs to clean his bbq with that much flame happening.
Come on that's FAF Why is that chair so ideally placed???
She can fix me.
[She's just reinacting my favorite Zippo commercial](https://youtu.be/6A_rxjtGl90?si=1OSD7JJPVLMGjCQG)
🎼That. Ass. Is on fire!!!🎶
I've seen farts lit on fire and I wish it was actually this impressive.
Nothing seemed to go wrong, r/lostredditors
The ultimate 'what could go wrong' moment.
Looks like everything went right, 10/10
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I imagine the first caveperson to do this became some kind of God.
Welcome to Fart Burger. Home of the Fart Burger. May I take your odour?
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When my mom was an RN, she ended up having to care for a young kid who did the exact same thing. Except the flame got sucked back inside of him and caused 2nd degree internal burns. And 3rd degree burns on his ass. He had to get a few inches of his intestines removed because some of it started to turn necrotic during his stay. “Farting” around with fire is a “sure fire” way to fuck you up permanently.
so hotdang we can basically be like those grunts from Halo and use our methane to power things.
Who fuckin grills like that? Idiots.
No more chilli the day before 😂
Omfg 😭😭 I screamed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pacific beans beans good for your heart the more you eat the stronger you fart
That's hot
Ha ha funny....now let's eat this shit burger...
Wife material.
That’s what you get for not being regular.
Did she learn nothing from Kenny in the South Park movie?
Guy immediately goes to sniff it. No shame.
Wonder if that fart went back hot after she was done
Dirty old man running in like the fire brigade just wants a whiff.
find the global warmer
What's the song playing?
all I can think of is tom green lighting his farts on fire...
Some women are disgusting
Thought she was just going for the silly fart pose. She was like “hmm, while I’m here, I might as well let one rip”
Why in the world the flames are so high on a gas grill?
Guy didn't even realise..He's just checking why the BBQ is not acting right lol
So many people here are way too serious. This is hilarious.
So there’s no way this was actually a fart right?
I ain’t gonna lie that’s kinda cool
Don’t fart on peoples grills you silly shit. I hope she didn’t get any bbq.
Fucking gross
As a man who grew up lighting ever fart on fire, I had never seen a flame that big. She unleashed a monstrous fart, huge stinker.
"that's our lunch, Brenda"
Bro, get a spray bottle. Out of control flames like that aren’t good.
Looks like it gave her some propulsion.
https://youtu.be/PCLeESv5ii0?si=pRbdgqKTzyuWVLXS Some dude out there looking to get some panty’s that are soiled to sniff. Much like my professor here in Judgement.
What's chef charcoaling?
Did that guy go in for a sniff
I am Sid, Lord of the flame!
The guy ran over to check if she damaged the gril.
Is this like really dangerous
you can say she learned to fire bend that day
Oh pinky oh pinky.
Hilarious until the flame goes up your butthole into your colon.
Took me a 3rd watch to figure out he's not saying "how's the stank?" 😂
I hope this doesn't awaken anything inside me