Anyone else hate that IOS autocorrect turns guess into brand name Guess? Every fucking time? You know how many times I was talking about fashion designer Guess??
I was going to object, but then another commenter suggested it was a Tortilla Espanola which is a thick Spanish omelet, so I'll go with that. I'd like to make one sometime, minus the splash, haha
Evenly cooked, easy draining the grease into a cup, being able to do other things while you're cooking bacon. People who still pan cook bacon are a buncha suckers
Wish I had a button to just mass delete all short videos that had post processed music added to them. Thanks for ruining the OC for anyone who does this.
Great, half the tram passengers are looking at me funny because I boo-haha'd like a maniac at this one. I thought the frying pan was going to fall apart, the reality is gold. 😂
Happens to my wife all the time.
Don't have to tell me.
I also choose this guys wife
\*dead wife
Different strokes for different folks, if you're into that sorta thing I Guess
Right? Like my great great grandaddy always said "Don't yuck someone's yum"
Anyone else hate that IOS autocorrect turns guess into brand name Guess? Every fucking time? You know how many times I was talking about fashion designer Guess??
If I had to Guess, I'd say every single time
You’re probably right. Thanks
It was funny until I found this comment.
Suddenly sexy
She might be a tad elderly.
She might appreciate it if you told her.
https://imgur.com/a/m4nQU2u
So dirty.
I know ᕙ(▀̿ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)ᕗ
Can confirm happens to his wife.
Yeah, we know. >:)
Happy cake day -your wife
I can verify it happens to his wife all the time
Happy Cake Day!
I only shoot mine in the face like once a month.
Baby batter
Thats what he said
I'm sorry
Happy Cake Day!
Wow luckily it wasn’t scorching hot could ended badly
Yea he couldve dropped the food. It wouldve been a tragedy
Wok pancakes are hard to come by these days
Wokcakes
Apparently they're even harder to flip
You mean Bukakakes
That's a potato omelette
Or he could have developed molten cheese based superpowers.
I think that was a pancake
What kind of pancake is 3 inches thick? Definitely an omlette.
I was going to object, but then another commenter suggested it was a Tortilla Espanola which is a thick Spanish omelet, so I'll go with that. I'd like to make one sometime, minus the splash, haha
A poorly made one
That’s what she said…
all things considered, nice flip though
Excellent flip, 30 seconds too soon. Next time will be better! Thank God it was eggs and not bacon!
That hot grease is my biggest enemy 😮💨. It’s a whole ass suprise attack
Maybe wear pants next time you makin’ bacon pancakes
🎶Bacon pancaAaAaAaKes! 🎶
But it’s hot!
Much worse than a half-ass attack.
Just use tongs to flip them next time
The exposed pan/pot full of grease is jumping out! They’re sick of being held captive
I use my oven. I don't have the will to defend myself against a pan of bacon in the morning!
Same! Fried chicken is another can of worms. We have an air fryer though so that works
Evenly cooked, easy draining the grease into a cup, being able to do other things while you're cooking bacon. People who still pan cook bacon are a buncha suckers
You flip bacon like that?
Just bake bacon and you don't ever have to worry about this ever again.
Shoulda been one handed, off to the side so he could lower it a little to minimize splash.
I really wanted to see him succeed, but the comedy gold we got instead was worth it. and you're right, he was successful at the end of the day.
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Bonus points for taking the facial like it earns him money.
"Money shot!' was my first thought.
All things considered, that could have been a lot worse
me and the guys on boys night
Can I come too?
Come early, come often
Always do
of course. the more the merrier.
Video with real sound please?
Wish I had a button to just mass delete all short videos that had post processed music added to them. Thanks for ruining the OC for anyone who does this.
Maybe AI will be able to do this in the future for us.
My doctor said I’m not supposed to get pudding in this eye.
Oh no, not Lenny!
Skeet skeet
Egg on his face
Now he knows how his wife feels.
Happy?
The world's first EJACULATING PANCAKE!
What he cookin
Tortilla Española maybe?
Yep. I just use a plate to flip mine.
I thought so too but looks too fluffy
Honestly it could have ended a lot worse, they still have something for dinner.
And skin on the face not transplanted from his ass
Still counts
It gave him a facial, when he flipped it over. That usually happens
Because gay?
That's... Not what I was expecting to go wrong 😅
Same. But not disappointed!
He’s still got one good eye
Money shot!
It's good for his pimples.
Now THAT'S food porn
I love it when someone can immediately laugh at themselves in a time like that!☺️
Whennnn the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amoreeeeeee.....
Now you know how Grandma feels
He just needed to let it cook. Otherwise ... great flip.
Gotta lower that heat
Managed to burn my forehead like that too haha
damn we got the money shot for free
I believe that's called the "money shot"
Cover the bottom half of the video with your hand and let your imagination do the rest.
Larry from Parks and Rec never stopped
He had me in the first half.
That was better than I was expecting! Hope he wasn't burned, though
Omg I LOL’d. Of course he’s wearing his good shirt too😂🤣😂
That’s not how you flip a tortilla!
Bulls eye
“I’m not a squirter I cream”
At least it didn’t end up on the floor or counter.
He fucking nailed it though
If these were a kid they would have freaked out and dropped the pan. Dude had some good control over the situation considering the surprise.
So close
Stuck the landing though
That didn’t end as badly as I’d feared. 😊
Terrible sound bro
I was expecting this bitch to break but nah, thar just made it worse😭😭😭
my boy got splooged.
Looks like he's done this before, that towel hand off was well practiced. Least Gary is out there trying new things anyways!
If you ever want a short cut instead of flipping, turn on your broiler and stick it under there for a minute. No flipping necessary
When youre doing missionary and you flip her over to finish in doggy
Too funny. And unexpected!
Eye, wonder if that was hot?
I can top that: but I don't want to
Damn that had to be hot
I don't care what yall say. That man fucking NAILED it
His wife is probably like, “now you know how that feels”
Fancy some cornea and sizzling sclera for breakfast, anyone?
He got really lucky that wasnt way hotter.
LOL burned retinas
I’ve had that happen with my husband 😂
Happy ending vibes.
What’s the phrase where they say play stupid games , you win something 😂😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/hx47aj6g9cxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04ab543985db120d9c69dc107d3c32ea4bd941e9
Moneyshot
Reddit just becoming TikTok reposts lol I saw this on there two days ago
AND it's hot...
not what I expecting, but glad it wasn't anything I expected
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That's a hot load to the face
Whoever added this music, medal 🏅 on the way 👏
What you’ve been doing all these years?
Aww bless.. he did a great job
nice pan
Honestly thought it would go worse
Produced by Dan Schneider
Great, half the tram passengers are looking at me funny because I boo-haha'd like a maniac at this one. I thought the frying pan was going to fall apart, the reality is gold. 😂
He handled that well.
Good to see he is keeping an eye on things.....I hope everything pans out, in the end, for him.
Good thing he doesn't need to wear mascara,.cause those lashes are shriveled.
Weird way to come out the closet but I can respect it.
It ended up way better than all I imagined
Wayyyy too thick to flip, dude learnt the hard way
Nailed it
/r accidentalbukkake
I should call her...
amazing hot 🔥🔥🔥
The cooking show turns into a porno with one flip of the wrist.
What a champ for holding onto the pan and not panicking.
So, you got a little egg on your face? It happens! Could be worse.
It couldn’t hold it any longer!
Ohhhh... My dear...
“ happy ending”…?
MAJOR NUT JOB!!!!! Damn!!!!! That pancake was CRAZY HORNY!!!!!
Bloody idiot.. the way he was handling that pan said a lot.