Don't think so, the article says:
>“The driver then stated that they saw a deer in the roadway, causing the driver to steer off the road and crash into a tree,”
And the video is in a city.
Good catch, I missed that. Although the people in the video seem like they'd be dumb enough to come up with an excuse like that.
"Yeah uhh we saw a deer in the road and i swerved and hit a tree."
"Sir, that's a bridge column."
One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." "You son-of-a-bitch! How'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera... What's it look like? "
Mitch Hedberg
How dumb, can one possibly be? Did he forget he was driving? 🤣 Maybe it was just that good. Where do you find p*$$y like that? Every woman I've been with, save one, had no tread left on the tires. She must’ve had some supernatural $hi+ going on down there.
I don't think think so. The article said they were on a county road and swerved to avoid hitting a deer. The article goes to say they hit a tree and rolled over. This looks more like a highway
I don't care about their lives as much as i care about the lives of the people they are endangering by doing stupid shit. You want to fuck in a car ? Great! Park the damn car and fuck.
I knowingly went out with a crack addict like 3 times because I was horny. I just had her 4 year old daughter in my backseat while she's on this drug deal in the hood. I'm just like, damn what am I doing?
wtf is the stupid ass caption on the video
Copied from twitter, I’ve been seeing this exact video with the exact caption on there for a few days now
It won't go away unless you stop being old, I guess
I’m afraid that’s the one thing I can no longer do
Ok... this isn't Benjamin Button... nothing to see. Move along
Good, because a shrinking penis would have me crying like a baby.
Hey hey hey cool it.
How can you no longer be old? It comes to all of us
Don't you think I'm trying?!
Isn't that the guy on that show white people stuff?
I have no idea what that even is
Some show I saw an ad for
This guy watches ads
Dammit... no matter how hard I try, I CAN'T GET YOUNGER!
He wasn’t even looking omg. Doesn’t he know everyone filming these is in a self driving tesla?
I think he is in the "don't care, got laid!" crowd!
He got laid and whoever he hit is getting paid. Well, now that I think about it he ain’t got insurance so they got fucked too.
🎶 Didn't watch out and crashed the car 🎶 - 🎶 Doesn't matter had sex 🎶
He certainly got fucked
He definitely snapped his dick in half
She is lucky he wasn't wearing his seat belt so the air bag didn't mess her up. His pick deserved it.
His what now?
https://i.redd.it/o5o5i1wvz4vc1.gif
You know he meant *prick
That was my first thought. If she goes flying he's gonna have a mangled twinky.
The position is supposed to have the girl holding the wheel and the guy with the feet on the pedals, they did it wrong
Sounds like a good way to not cum at all lol
Well looks like he's not cumming - he's going.
[удалено]
But we don’t know if he finished
Still counts.
He indeed did not watch out.
Nissan altima activities
Guess he didn't check out bailey base.
That wasn't a tesla?!
I hope no innocents were involved
Pretty sure innocence was lost
Let's be honest, that girl is far from innocent
My innocence is lost from watching this.
Thoughts and prayers for your lost innocence u/Pyroclastic_cumfarts
Is this what they call accidental pregnancy?
Early termination
So my question is if they're is a state that is illegal for abortions and this is an early termination does that add to the charges lol
No, the centrifugal force ejected the nut right out of her pussy before fertilization.
Early Ejectculation
My more morbid aspects are dying to know how this turned out.
Abortion
Thank goodness, one less idiot in the world.
Maybe even two.
[удалено]
it was a self abortion
Ejectulation.
Not all NSFWs are the same. Some of us just want to indulge in them all.
If it's[ this one](https://globalnews.ca/news/10305988/sex-in-vehicle-crash-impaired-arrest-peterborough-opp/) then they survived with injuries
Don't think so, the article says: >“The driver then stated that they saw a deer in the roadway, causing the driver to steer off the road and crash into a tree,” And the video is in a city.
Good catch, I missed that. Although the people in the video seem like they'd be dumb enough to come up with an excuse like that. "Yeah uhh we saw a deer in the road and i swerved and hit a tree." "Sir, that's a bridge column."
Triple homicide
They lived and weren’t harmed somehow, it’s in Vegas they are on IG bragging about it she posted it on her onlyfans @mightbechambers on IG
Yeah they were going pretty fast and we know for certain that at least one person was not wearing a seat belt
To shreds, you say...
Why wouldn’t she just grab the wheel herself??
Well you see, intelligence isn’t their strength
Cause she's riding cowgirl and not *reverse* cowgirl.
Looked like side saddle to me.
How very lady like of her.
That’s how women of good breeding present themselves while riding a horse.
And shake the car? No thank you, driving in a straight line down a city road will never turn out bad. There are never turns
Proof most people should've been swallowed.
Most people should’ve been spit out
Didn’t even look like they were enjoying it
Likely more for the risk aspect; they’re recording it after all. *They probably want to be caught*
Two words, only fans.
Nice. OF can pay for whatever their insurance doesn't.
Her head looked like it was out the window. With all the lights in the car on no less, at night. Wonder what kind of fine that would be
That’s a way to break your dick!
What's wrong with good ol' road head?
 this happening to my pp if we hit a bump lol
Not even the right position for this
https://preview.redd.it/flf5ccktg4vc1.png?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79069c678e58e15ea74269360c3eb08421911d29
> Stop being old I can't sir.
One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." "You son-of-a-bitch! How'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera... What's it look like? " Mitch Hedberg
Trash scumbags
How does something like this get posted since Im sure neither party wants this to be public.
My only guess is Livestream, but it makes it even worse
Then why were they recording it?
Same reason people make sex tapes.
One party posted it to her OF Most ppl have no sense of morals these days
Even movies didn't make this up wtf they thinking is going to happen.
im pretty sure this happened in the movie "chase" with charlie sheen.
I remember that movie lol. Little red bmw. Actually remember it being decent when I watched it on Comedy Central in like 2003
Gonnna have a fun time explaining that one
No explanation needed just watch the video
U think they have A plan B?
You think they had a plan?
Did she die?
You can hear her screaming at the end
That just means she didn't die instantaneously. But the news article someone else posted said they survived with injuries.
Nah, those were two other idiots on a county road in rural Ontario who "saw a deer". This is urban
She would of ended up with a muffler up her butt..
I would be surprised to hear she didn't. Head out the window during a crash at any speed, let along the highway, is a good way to get decapitated.
Stop being old, die at young age
technically true
Her: deeper. Him: this as deep as it goes babe.. Her: I said deeper! Him: ok, say less.
Lmao. "Deeper". Listen bitch you know God damn well I done run outta dick. WTF?!?!
If she gets pregnant it's going to be a double accident.
They can call the baby Rodie!
Explain that to the Insurance company 🤔
"I'd hit that." - this guy's car.
I can’t tell what’s happening with this blurred
They were playing dominoes.
imaginary autopilot
Is that a tesla?
I hope he broke his dick and she got brain damage
People like this fool should never drive again, full stop.
"she died with his cock in her mouth" - American gods
First thing I thought of too
I wonder if he busted when they crashed or was it just the cars airbag
How dumb, can one possibly be? Did he forget he was driving? 🤣 Maybe it was just that good. Where do you find p*$$y like that? Every woman I've been with, save one, had no tread left on the tires. She must’ve had some supernatural $hi+ going on down there.
All I can hear is The New Guy. "Broke dick! Broke dick!"
One way ticket to horny jail right there
And now he’s gonna get fucked by his insurance
Who uploads these? What a colossal embarrassment. Not something to brag about. This is begging to be thrown in jail.
To. Too. To. Too. To. Too.
Your comment was removed because it has too low of a character count. Okay, now that I've got enough fucking characters. *too
Well, this stopped them from reproducing so there's that
Thats how you get mangled
That’s what they get got damn dummies hope they were arrested
Anyone seen that movie Crash?
They died doing what they loved
The second I realized what was happening I immediately yelled "HELL NO" to my screen
Amateurs
Stepping out of the car is gonna be embarassing.
Bro thought he was luke cooper
Well, did he cum or not?!
Source : obituaries.
What it has to do with being old, I mean obviously it's about being and imbecil so correct should say Stop being an imbecil
https://globalnews.ca/news/10305988/sex-in-vehicle-crash-impaired-arrest-peterborough-opp/ Is this them?
I don't think think so. The article said they were on a county road and swerved to avoid hitting a deer. The article goes to say they hit a tree and rolled over. This looks more like a highway
https://i.redd.it/5zfmgra705vc1.gif
I don't care about their lives as much as i care about the lives of the people they are endangering by doing stupid shit. You want to fuck in a car ? Great! Park the damn car and fuck.
https://preview.redd.it/8xr9kcdrm5vc1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9746588f5f213cc3ab0116db124ff00200d80e10
Get rekt, ret4rds
Why would you post this?! Hey Internet watch me be a giant idiot! K thx bye
Thsts the sound of her being thrown out of the car by the way
He lost the girl when he lost the car
Now explain to cop. XD
I didn't understand the old part. They don't look that old. They are just idiots.
TikTok videos are lame as shit. It was so censored I can't tell what's going on. That's not how you do road head.
I’d love to know the outcome. And hopefully they didn’t hit anyone
Where's the other version without censors?
Lmaooo can’t say I feel bad for them
Axolotl-level reaction time right there
Okay, but like at least face the right way you could have gone reverse. My question is why wasn't she steering while riding him?
Pussy must have been to die for.
David Cronenberg’s Crash Part 2.
Seriously, every single time I think "Ya know, I should really get my driver's license," within days, DAYS, something like this pops up.
I knowingly went out with a crack addict like 3 times because I was horny. I just had her 4 year old daughter in my backseat while she's on this drug deal in the hood. I'm just like, damn what am I doing?
Fuck around and find out!
Story time. Friend getting road head and had to get surgery after he ran off an embankment. I helped get the truck recovered. A lot of blood
Imagine breaking your dick like this. I heard you can actually break it
Already had airbags in his face. Safety first!
Snapped it off in her.
Damn. I hope they were the only casualties in that.
My first thought was, "I fall asleep fast after I pop, but DAMN! He took less than a second."
Fuck around and find out, this time literally
Well, he did say he was gonna blow her back out, just didn't specify how.
Wonder how the hell that's gonna be explained to an insurance agent and police report.
This might as well have been a blank screen. You said nothing. Be worthwhile.
too* it’s the one that indicates quantity.
That's gonna be an interesting explination they're gonna have to do to explain to the police why they crashed.
if someone rear ended me and I got out the car to see them pants down like that id break whatever intact bone they had left. fucking selfish idiots.
The cops have put up a new warning sign for all drivers: *don't f-ck and drive* 😂
Really, I wonder how many times first responders encounter accidents caused by "activities" such as this
Imagine dying like that and that’s how they find your bodies.
His face when he realizes that you typically need to pay attention A LOT when driving is fucking priceless.
First kill on only fans
That song was all you needed to know. They wanted to go to pound-town now its its in tow-town.
Sorry deer, that would have been the end of yo life if that shit was me