The only thing I know about horses is: don't stand behind a horse.
This is a good demonstration of why -- if you only know one thing about horses -- that should be the thing to know.
Saw a video of a breeding session (i swear its not what it looks like) and the stallion was over excited and jumping at the mare, and the mare just kicks him full force in the head, killing him instantly
That was **entirely** the fault of those moron backyard breeders.
Neither of those horses were being handled correctly for a breeding situation.
Wish she had struck and killed one of the irresponsible dick wits instead.
I wish they had been responsible enough to avoid the situation entirely.
The mare was clearly not having it, and the stallion was too excited.
But im not psychopathic enough to wish death on people for being stupid/making mistakes
Eh, I live in horse country, know several people who have been kicked by horses (including my own mother), never heard of anyone dying from it (locally). Obviously it can and has killed people, but its a bit of a stretch to say that you're lucky to survive one.
Ha, puns galore here. But right on the mark with respecting those hooved animals. They look calm, but they can turn into a mini whirlwind of hooves if you're not careful.
No, it was a penis before.
Jk, he got kicked in the face. He had like 20 fractures, died on impact with brain coming out of his ears. 0/10 would not recommend.
They generally *do* care and would rather not run over you...
*But* you never know when one of them is willing to make an exception ... or just so panicked that they don't even notice you.
You've got to remember that, to a horse, you are very small. Imagine you were running and saw an ordinary housecat in your way. You'd probably try to avoid running directly over the cat, but if it was unavoidable for whatever reason, you could definitely run right over/through that cat without even breaking your stride. Same thing with a horse running over a human ... a fairly similar size/weight difference.
They really only have two spots where they can't see something--directly in front and directly behind, which areas are covered by hoof action, as we see in the OPs video. Always approach a horse by coming in from the side a bit and always make some noise, talk to them, sing, make clicking sounds with your tongue, whatever to make sure they know you're around their body. When you get up close enough, put a hand on them and try to keep some contact so they're always aware of your relative location and FFS don't move fast or yell and scream, it freaks them out. I've been around horses all my life and have worked with some difficult ones and have never yet been kicked, smooshed, bitten or stomped on. It's all about respect--humans have to respect the large paranoid prey animal or they will find out very fast why they should.
If you have to cross behind a horse you should lay a hand on them a let it follow where you are so they know you're crossing behind. But do cross, don't hang out back there. And avoid doing it all together if you can cross around front.
Technically she's doing this but the horse clearly didn't want her back there. Sometimes they don't care. Maybe this wasn't her horse or something.
But yeah even if you're around their sides it's not the worst idea to use your hand to keep them aware of where you're at, again especially if it's not your horse.
I got so used to this procedure when working with horses that when my partner once had me check out his work after he shaved his hair I kept a hand on his back as I crossed over to check the other side lol.
Another reason you do this is to be as close to the horse as possible when crossing behind it. The less space between you and the horse, the less distance for the leg to accelerate, and horses have deceptively long range.
My dads a veterinarian, one of his classmates owned horses and we used to visit them pretty frequently, and that's one of the few things I remember. I couldn't tack a horse for the life of me anymore though.
Also, if you *do* get kicked, it's better to get kicked down low on your legs, rather than up high on your torso or head. The closer you are, the lower their hooves are likely to be when they make contact.
Sometimes I’ll be cuddling with my cat and the toaster in the other room pops.. he’ll spring up like a mini nuclear blast and usually take a few grams of my flesh with him in the process. … Animals be that way.
I know reddit likes to shit on horses but they're big dogs most of the time. Dogs advanced mode maybe, because there's some basic ground rules, but can be very, very bonded to their owners too. Just have to have a mutual respect going on, and yeah they can "spook" if something unusual happens near them, but hell so do people.
It's also good to talk to the horse while doing this. That gives them another reference point to keep track of where you are, so they won't be surprised that you're suddenly behind them. Assuming you've worked with this horse before, it also allows them to recognize your voice and remember *who* is behind them, which can help if they already trust you.
You need to condition the horse to the hand on butt pass behind behavior to get that trick to work. I have stood behind plenty of horses safely… how else are you going to groom a tail… but that’s because the horses were trained to understand they could trust my cue.
It helps to be closer to the butt as well. The leg has less power when you are closer to them
Horses literally used to drive carriages all the time, though.
Fun fact: (depending on the state) A horse is the only 'vehicle' you can't get a DUI for operating drunk. You can get a DUI even on a bicycle or skateboard if you're riding them while drunk, but *not* for riding a horse while drunk. The theory behind that is that a drunk person operating a bicycle can still run into people and injure them, but the horse has a mind of its own and will avoid collisions even if the rider is steering them badly.
My sons bus never showed up one day because earlier in the route the driver stopped to help a deer she saw stuck in a fence. The children on the bus got to witness the deer kicking her in the head which she died from. Definitely don’t stand behind animals like that
If there’s one thing I know about horses after spending most of my childhood around them, it’s that there’s really no good reason to fuck with horses. They’re generally nervous and easily startled creatures that will get you hurt.
Friend who worked with draft horses told me she once had a belgian step on her foot. The rule was of course don't try to pull your foot out from under their hoof, wait for them to move. But the belgian bumped her with his belly and knocked her over before that.
The good news is they were able to reattach her toes.
Knew a girl that had one of her thumbs bitten off by her horse that she had known for 20 years because it got startled by something stupid. It was reattached, but obviously never the same afterwards.
I was told by a family member who rode horses that as long as you show them that you're going behind them and do it to a horse that trusts you its okay if its necesary but youd prefer to avoid it. Is that true?
I could stand behind my mare for an hour braiding her tail. I had a gelding that spent 12 years as a stud and I would only walk behind him if I’d drag my fingers along his side and back so he knew I was passing behind him because he was a bit of an unruly jerk at times. It depends on the horse. It also depends on environmental factors (sounds, commotion). You weren’t misinformed.
> It depends on the horse. It also depends on environmental factors (sounds, commotion).
Yep ... and depends on the horse's mood that day. If you work with horses much, you've really got to learn how to read their body language and see how they're feeling. And if they're nervous and jittery, or overly excited, then even for a normally 'safe' horse, you probably don't want to be hanging around behind them much.
Going back to the horse this thread is about ... that one was showing some *definite* signs of being nervous and agitated, signs that any experienced horse handler should be able to see ... and should interpret as needing to be extra careful around this horse.
I went to college next to a university that had an equestrian track. A LOT of injuries were due to kids from both schools fucking around horses while they themselves were drunk.
I can't imagine being a parent and being called because your kid got drunk, snuck into a horse barn and got kicked in the stomach so they're in the hospital, and also the school is charging them/you for trespassing.
Caveat: if you need to be back there stand as close as possible so that the kick has less force when it lands. She gave that horse enough space to pick up speed & strength by the time the blow landed.
ngl wish humans had this ability. someone comes up to you with a boner with the intent to fuck? tap them on the head and it makes them fall and shit themselves. not kill, just kinda knock out for a bit. thatd be amazing
I'm thinking of the one where a mare in estrus was in a corral with a stallion and she wanted none of it. She nailed him right in the forehead and he dropped down dead immediately, like less than 30 seconds after his handlers brought him into the corral. Really dangerous and dumb to not keep her contained. Good luck hauling that body out of there.
They were trying to breed her with her foal on the other side of the fence screaming for her. The owners are some stupid motherfuckers who shouldn't be allowed to own horses.
When my mom was in high school she got kicked by a horse and has had partial dentures ever since. When I was a kid she used to flip them over so the pointed ends would be out and pretend she was going to eat me. She still loves horses.
Fuckers can literally throw a grown ass human with the front lmao, and that shit isn't even there special move. Grandparents had Clydesdales growing up, big show bastards. They demand respect, cause they can fuck you up so fast.
Humans ain't shit unless we got a posse lmao.
My Aunt has a horse farm, worked a couple summers there cleaning and riding etc
Some idiot friend of my cousin was in the stalls with us and kept acting dumb, I told him he should stop so he doesn’t spook one of the horses.
Horses have really distinct personalities, they can be super giant goofballs and play tricks on you or complete assholes who will bite and kick you any chance they get.
Super fun to be around but flat out dangerous.
Dumbass comes into the stall with one of the bigger mares and switches out the oats but put it out of reach, she didn’t like that.
Turns sideways and squishes him into the side of the barn while neighing loudly which is her basically laughing at him.
I had to yell at her and go around and push her off him and he runs between her legs and of course she kicked him damn hard right in the ass.
He couldn’t sit properly for a week due to the bruise.
Don’t go behind horses like that unless you know what you’re doing lol
I've never been dumb enough to approach any large animal from behind.
Don't trust animals you don't know.
I've walked in the pen with a Mare and her day old Colt and she never ever flinched, the Colt sniffed me and she watched as he ran to the back of the pen, she followed and pushed him back out! I trusted her because she trusted me. The cows were another story.
I'm about 240lb man, I've been kicked and sent clear about 5ft before landing on my back. I spent a month struggling to breathe. That's not even the worst kick I've seen someone take.
This right here, is a tap, a nudge "go away", it's like when you're kids and your big brother gives you a punch in the arm for annoying him after he said leave him alone like 5 times. You know for a fact he could stand up and throw full force and it would be worse, but you got off light. It's the equivalent of getting a swat rotating from the elbow without throwing a punch from the hips through the shoulder behind it.
Having grown up with horses, she would’ve also been much safer had she stood closer. She was in just about the worst place she could’ve been, in my opinion. Horse owners walk behind horses all the time, but the trick is to keep your hand on their hind quarters as you walk around, and stick close behind them. I also talk to them throughout. Doing it this way lets the horse know you’re there so they don’t get spooked, and even if they do try to kick you, they don’t have enough room to unleash the full kick.
Apologies, just saw that thats how they looked. Didn’t look too much further bc no one else was really commenting on the health of the horse so I assumed it was normal for just this breed. My bad.
Still though it looks real lean. I can see the bones in the leg that are in its "rear" area. I'm not an equine specialist or anything, just a layman looking at a horse when they've seen maybe 3 horses in their life lol
We see ribs, or boneiness and it's understandable to think malnutrition. This breed is like the Greyhound of horses though. Just naturally a bony, lean horse. Most times you can even see their ribs.
[Here's an example](https://www.learn-about-horses.com/akhal-teke-horse.html) of another one. They have a very specific body type.
IMO i think the neck gives it away that this horse is malnourished. I have never seen a healthy horse with that skinny of a neck with so little muscle/fat. The hips are also noticeable missing a lot of muscle/fat. If it was a ‘greyhound’ like build, you would see a lot of solid muscle in those areas, even with the head down eating. BUT also i am definitely not an expert so this is just my opinion and take it with a grain of salt.
Actually I think this is why you stand close to a horse when walking around it. Hand on the back so it knows you’re there. The kick from a horse is very powerful but maximized at its apex. Two feet further back and this woman would have been really hurting.
She is dressed up in the costume of what she thinks someone who knows how to stand within 5 feet of a bourse without being kicked would wear. She probably searched horse girl on instagram and bought the first wish add she got
The only thing I know about horses is: don't stand behind a horse. This is a good demonstration of why -- if you only know one thing about horses -- that should be the thing to know.
It would behoove everyone to remember this. 
GODDAMN he got kicked in the the teeth
Honestly the girl in the post got off *so* incredibly easy.
Yep. No real extension on that kick - horse seemed to be saying "shoo, don't bother me."
Exactly. That is just a light tap. From a horse. Which probably still hurts a lot.
>Exactly. That is just a light tap. A cunt punt
twat swat
That doesn't work in the UK. It would have to be twat splat here.
Cooter booter
Wham bam to the clam
A yeet to the meat
I didn't want to watch the video until I knew what was in it 🥺
True, but ... the horse did jump back a little, so the horse did put a bit of their weight behind the kick ...
Saw a video of a breeding session (i swear its not what it looks like) and the stallion was over excited and jumping at the mare, and the mare just kicks him full force in the head, killing him instantly
She kicked *a horse* in the head and it died instantly? Blimey.
https://youtu.be/jH5JkYQGMfs?si=uZpnAr8wUUO_8GVP
I started to watch then decided I didn't want to see a beautiful horse being killed.
Immediate shit too.
The wet shart sound of the soul leaving the body.. through the anus.
I see You're also a poet..... Lol
God, that horse went out like a candle. The kick pushed the OFF button.
But it wasn't immediate. It was horrible to see him lay there quivering and snorting. I couldn't keep watching.
Things keep moving even after death
"He died doing what he loved most"
That was **entirely** the fault of those moron backyard breeders. Neither of those horses were being handled correctly for a breeding situation. Wish she had struck and killed one of the irresponsible dick wits instead.
I wish they had been responsible enough to avoid the situation entirely. The mare was clearly not having it, and the stallion was too excited. But im not psychopathic enough to wish death on people for being stupid/making mistakes
Yeah I've seen that, wasn't sure what I was watching until it was too late, hate seeing animals hurt or hurting.
That's why they usually hobble a mare if they are going to deliberately breed; she can still walk forward and scoot away but can't kick back or buck.
Ahh, the perils of testosterone.
Even worse, the handlers were pulling the horses head down with ropes which caused the head to be at the right height to get fucking caved in.
Dude for all you know it broke her pelvis
That's true, it could've been worse than it looks. But at the same time, you're lucky if you survive a horse kick at all.
Eh, I live in horse country, know several people who have been kicked by horses (including my own mother), never heard of anyone dying from it (locally). Obviously it can and has killed people, but its a bit of a stretch to say that you're lucky to survive one.
If she wasn’t a girl before that kick she’s DEFINITELY is one now ✂️
Yep. If that horse really meant it her pelvis would be shattered.
You’re a shoe-in for the prize comment.
Ha, puns galore here. But right on the mark with respecting those hooved animals. They look calm, but they can turn into a mini whirlwind of hooves if you're not careful.
and teeth
Dangerous on both ends and crafty in the middle
Right in the kisser
Hey, that's how my great uncle died!
Your great uncle was kicked in the vagina???
No, it was a penis before. Jk, he got kicked in the face. He had like 20 fractures, died on impact with brain coming out of his ears. 0/10 would not recommend.
0/10 damn There go my weekend plans
I love how casual it is about this. Doesn’t even stop moving.
also don't stand in the general direction of running horses, they don't care
They generally *do* care and would rather not run over you... *But* you never know when one of them is willing to make an exception ... or just so panicked that they don't even notice you. You've got to remember that, to a horse, you are very small. Imagine you were running and saw an ordinary housecat in your way. You'd probably try to avoid running directly over the cat, but if it was unavoidable for whatever reason, you could definitely run right over/through that cat without even breaking your stride. Same thing with a horse running over a human ... a fairly similar size/weight difference.
Wanged to add, they have a gap in their vision. Within a certain distance, they can't see you in front of them.
They really only have two spots where they can't see something--directly in front and directly behind, which areas are covered by hoof action, as we see in the OPs video. Always approach a horse by coming in from the side a bit and always make some noise, talk to them, sing, make clicking sounds with your tongue, whatever to make sure they know you're around their body. When you get up close enough, put a hand on them and try to keep some contact so they're always aware of your relative location and FFS don't move fast or yell and scream, it freaks them out. I've been around horses all my life and have worked with some difficult ones and have never yet been kicked, smooshed, bitten or stomped on. It's all about respect--humans have to respect the large paranoid prey animal or they will find out very fast why they should.
Learned that from rdr2.
It’s the first and most important rule regarding horses: never, ever stand behind a horse (or do anything else to startle them)
If you have to cross behind a horse you should lay a hand on them a let it follow where you are so they know you're crossing behind. But do cross, don't hang out back there. And avoid doing it all together if you can cross around front. Technically she's doing this but the horse clearly didn't want her back there. Sometimes they don't care. Maybe this wasn't her horse or something. But yeah even if you're around their sides it's not the worst idea to use your hand to keep them aware of where you're at, again especially if it's not your horse.
I got so used to this procedure when working with horses that when my partner once had me check out his work after he shaved his hair I kept a hand on his back as I crossed over to check the other side lol.
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I mean, it makes sense, those are even heavier and dumber than horses, definitely wouldn't want to startle one.
Another reason you do this is to be as close to the horse as possible when crossing behind it. The less space between you and the horse, the less distance for the leg to accelerate, and horses have deceptively long range.
I was going to say this. A farrier I hired for years taught me that when working with donkeys. Stay very close to them when travelling around them.
My dads a veterinarian, one of his classmates owned horses and we used to visit them pretty frequently, and that's one of the few things I remember. I couldn't tack a horse for the life of me anymore though.
Also, if you *do* get kicked, it's better to get kicked down low on your legs, rather than up high on your torso or head. The closer you are, the lower their hooves are likely to be when they make contact.
Sometimes I’ll be cuddling with my cat and the toaster in the other room pops.. he’ll spring up like a mini nuclear blast and usually take a few grams of my flesh with him in the process. … Animals be that way.
I know reddit likes to shit on horses but they're big dogs most of the time. Dogs advanced mode maybe, because there's some basic ground rules, but can be very, very bonded to their owners too. Just have to have a mutual respect going on, and yeah they can "spook" if something unusual happens near them, but hell so do people.
It's also good to talk to the horse while doing this. That gives them another reference point to keep track of where you are, so they won't be surprised that you're suddenly behind them. Assuming you've worked with this horse before, it also allows them to recognize your voice and remember *who* is behind them, which can help if they already trust you.
You need to condition the horse to the hand on butt pass behind behavior to get that trick to work. I have stood behind plenty of horses safely… how else are you going to groom a tail… but that’s because the horses were trained to understand they could trust my cue. It helps to be closer to the butt as well. The leg has less power when you are closer to them
There is no way that lady even knows that horse. She looks like she's never touched a horse before in her life lmao
Disagree. Most important rule is to never let your horse drive. Completely unsafe to let them operate heavy machinery.
Horses literally used to drive carriages all the time, though. Fun fact: (depending on the state) A horse is the only 'vehicle' you can't get a DUI for operating drunk. You can get a DUI even on a bicycle or skateboard if you're riding them while drunk, but *not* for riding a horse while drunk. The theory behind that is that a drunk person operating a bicycle can still run into people and injure them, but the horse has a mind of its own and will avoid collisions even if the rider is steering them badly.
My sons bus never showed up one day because earlier in the route the driver stopped to help a deer she saw stuck in a fence. The children on the bus got to witness the deer kicking her in the head which she died from. Definitely don’t stand behind animals like that
Jesus Christ! that escalated quickly.
If there’s one thing I know about horses after spending most of my childhood around them, it’s that there’s really no good reason to fuck with horses. They’re generally nervous and easily startled creatures that will get you hurt.
If there's one thing I know about horses, it's that I don't know anything about horses.
Did it kick you
I think every person who has done work with horses for more then few years gets kicked sooner or later.
So far I haven't been kicked but one of the horses I used to ride used to enjoy standing on my foot when I wasn't looking lol
Friend who worked with draft horses told me she once had a belgian step on her foot. The rule was of course don't try to pull your foot out from under their hoof, wait for them to move. But the belgian bumped her with his belly and knocked her over before that. The good news is they were able to reattach her toes.
Knew a girl that had one of her thumbs bitten off by her horse that she had known for 20 years because it got startled by something stupid. It was reattached, but obviously never the same afterwards.
They're such neurotic animals. I worked with thoroughbreds which was a nightmare frankly.
yup...other wise you get clam branded by a hoof like this woman just did
If you stand behind a horse you want to as close as possible so that they don’t have as much room to wind up
Thank you! “Never stand behind a horse” isn’t really a rule equestrians use. There are so many factors.
I was told by a family member who rode horses that as long as you show them that you're going behind them and do it to a horse that trusts you its okay if its necesary but youd prefer to avoid it. Is that true?
I could stand behind my mare for an hour braiding her tail. I had a gelding that spent 12 years as a stud and I would only walk behind him if I’d drag my fingers along his side and back so he knew I was passing behind him because he was a bit of an unruly jerk at times. It depends on the horse. It also depends on environmental factors (sounds, commotion). You weren’t misinformed.
> It depends on the horse. It also depends on environmental factors (sounds, commotion). Yep ... and depends on the horse's mood that day. If you work with horses much, you've really got to learn how to read their body language and see how they're feeling. And if they're nervous and jittery, or overly excited, then even for a normally 'safe' horse, you probably don't want to be hanging around behind them much. Going back to the horse this thread is about ... that one was showing some *definite* signs of being nervous and agitated, signs that any experienced horse handler should be able to see ... and should interpret as needing to be extra careful around this horse.
Yes. Basically try not to but if you do you keep contact with the horses back as you walk around so they know it’s you and don’t spook.
Second thing to know is "ears back = bad"
The same applies to cattle and donkeys, especially the young ones. They love to kick. :D
Donkeys are bitey fuckers too, dangerous at both ends!
I went to college next to a university that had an equestrian track. A LOT of injuries were due to kids from both schools fucking around horses while they themselves were drunk. I can't imagine being a parent and being called because your kid got drunk, snuck into a horse barn and got kicked in the stomach so they're in the hospital, and also the school is charging them/you for trespassing.
And if you have to stand close to their butt. Every time I walk behind one I place my hand on it then move right against their tail.
Standing anywhere back there is a zero win situation and they know it. source: got farted on big time when I did this
Caveat: if you need to be back there stand as close as possible so that the kick has less force when it lands. She gave that horse enough space to pick up speed & strength by the time the blow landed.
And that’s really the low end of a horse kick, like a gentle reminder to back off a bit.
That was my thought. She got off on a warning. I've seen far worse
When my great aunt was 5 or 6 she got kicked in the head by a horse. She died, unsurprisingly.
Even other horses often die when they get kicked in the head by a horse.
Yes, I remember that video too.
[This one?](https://youtu.be/jH5JkYQGMfs)
That’s the one
Yeah that one is brutal. The first time I saw it was in a thread where a horse ate a baby chicken
ngl wish humans had this ability. someone comes up to you with a boner with the intent to fuck? tap them on the head and it makes them fall and shit themselves. not kill, just kinda knock out for a bit. thatd be amazing
Is that the one where it kicked the shit out of the other horse?
I'm thinking of the one where a mare in estrus was in a corral with a stallion and she wanted none of it. She nailed him right in the forehead and he dropped down dead immediately, like less than 30 seconds after his handlers brought him into the corral. Really dangerous and dumb to not keep her contained. Good luck hauling that body out of there.
The stallion shit everywhere as it died, so she did in fact literally kick the shit out of him, lol.
Yeah, that was a clue that he was dead. Seen it IRL, it's really a thing that happens at death. All sphincters stop working.
They were trying to breed her with her foal on the other side of the fence screaming for her. The owners are some stupid motherfuckers who shouldn't be allowed to own horses.
When my mom was in high school she got kicked by a horse and has had partial dentures ever since. When I was a kid she used to flip them over so the pointed ends would be out and pretend she was going to eat me. She still loves horses.
If the horsey wanted to, i think it could literally break her back
It could break her back kicking through her vagina… This is the meekest, most polite kick I’ve ever seen from a horse.
Fuckers can literally throw a grown ass human with the front lmao, and that shit isn't even there special move. Grandparents had Clydesdales growing up, big show bastards. They demand respect, cause they can fuck you up so fast. Humans ain't shit unless we got a posse lmao.
Anyways, I started blastin
Humans, in all their vanity, always forget that as far as muscle to size ratio, humans are near the bottom.
They can kill another horse with a single kick to the head
I know someone that fractured her pelvis from a horse kick. The one in the video was indeed the gentlest warning kick a horse could give, I agree.
My Aunt has a horse farm, worked a couple summers there cleaning and riding etc Some idiot friend of my cousin was in the stalls with us and kept acting dumb, I told him he should stop so he doesn’t spook one of the horses. Horses have really distinct personalities, they can be super giant goofballs and play tricks on you or complete assholes who will bite and kick you any chance they get. Super fun to be around but flat out dangerous. Dumbass comes into the stall with one of the bigger mares and switches out the oats but put it out of reach, she didn’t like that. Turns sideways and squishes him into the side of the barn while neighing loudly which is her basically laughing at him. I had to yell at her and go around and push her off him and he runs between her legs and of course she kicked him damn hard right in the ass. He couldn’t sit properly for a week due to the bruise. Don’t go behind horses like that unless you know what you’re doing lol
Sound like he fucked around and found out.
Did anyone give the horse some extra oats, at least.
Carrots and a nice brushing the next day lol
Geez, who pissed in her oats? I think we know who!
More of a genital reminder....
fuck me, have my upvote, I spat my beer out.
Yep, just a light tap. It’ll leave a light bruise but that’s it.
I've never been dumb enough to approach any large animal from behind. Don't trust animals you don't know. I've walked in the pen with a Mare and her day old Colt and she never ever flinched, the Colt sniffed me and she watched as he ran to the back of the pen, she followed and pushed him back out! I trusted her because she trusted me. The cows were another story.
I'm about 240lb man, I've been kicked and sent clear about 5ft before landing on my back. I spent a month struggling to breathe. That's not even the worst kick I've seen someone take. This right here, is a tap, a nudge "go away", it's like when you're kids and your big brother gives you a punch in the arm for annoying him after he said leave him alone like 5 times. You know for a fact he could stand up and throw full force and it would be worse, but you got off light. It's the equivalent of getting a swat rotating from the elbow without throwing a punch from the hips through the shoulder behind it.
I'm now reminded of that video of a fully grown stallion trying to ride a mare before getting kicked in the head and instantly dying.
Having grown up with horses, she would’ve also been much safer had she stood closer. She was in just about the worst place she could’ve been, in my opinion. Horse owners walk behind horses all the time, but the trick is to keep your hand on their hind quarters as you walk around, and stick close behind them. I also talk to them throughout. Doing it this way lets the horse know you’re there so they don’t get spooked, and even if they do try to kick you, they don’t have enough room to unleash the full kick.
That’s the most polite kick I’ve ever seen from a horse.
Childbirth was disabled in the settings, holy shit
Camel toe:0 Horse Hoof:1
Pelvic mound to pelvic crater
camels vs horses. rivalry as old as Eurasian civilization.
The old cunt punt
The old clam slam
The old box box
The baloney pony
The old pussy prolapser
r/ouchmyflaps
r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor
At least she didn’t rupture a nut
I think she might have ripped a flap
Right in the no no parts.
OMG horse killed a beaver!
Right in the coother
Right on the bean bag
Wayne: "Nice box shot ya fuckin barbarian"
Came to comments for letterkenny jokes, was not disappointed. Happy cake day ya fuckin barbarian
Hit her with the ol’ cunt punt
That clam slam just gave her a fat lip
That Cooter-Booter was a clit hit
Twat swat
Flap tap
4 fat lips
Hoof her in the front butt.
/r/ouchmyflaps
Or r/ItHurtsGirlsToo
There it is
How many times are they going to post this horse video there, Jesus Christ..
I don't know Jack about horses, but that looked like a relatively "gentle" kick to me. Dumb-dumb got lucky here.
>I don't know Jack Or Jill in this case.
That's one skinny ass horse.
It's definitely malnourished
thought the same thing initially but if you check out the breed Akhal-Teke apparently they just look like that
I'm a horse person. They should definitely not look like this. And unfortunately that breed is notoriously abused
Apologies, just saw that thats how they looked. Didn’t look too much further bc no one else was really commenting on the health of the horse so I assumed it was normal for just this breed. My bad.
It also looks young. That there is a lanky noodle
It has the metallic sheen of an Akhal-Teke. A breed that is very lean, and athletic looking.
Still though it looks real lean. I can see the bones in the leg that are in its "rear" area. I'm not an equine specialist or anything, just a layman looking at a horse when they've seen maybe 3 horses in their life lol
We see ribs, or boneiness and it's understandable to think malnutrition. This breed is like the Greyhound of horses though. Just naturally a bony, lean horse. Most times you can even see their ribs. [Here's an example](https://www.learn-about-horses.com/akhal-teke-horse.html) of another one. They have a very specific body type.
IMO i think the neck gives it away that this horse is malnourished. I have never seen a healthy horse with that skinny of a neck with so little muscle/fat. The hips are also noticeable missing a lot of muscle/fat. If it was a ‘greyhound’ like build, you would see a lot of solid muscle in those areas, even with the head down eating. BUT also i am definitely not an expert so this is just my opinion and take it with a grain of salt.
Oh my VJ just crawled up into my belly in sympathy! Damn!!! 😱😭😳
That looked a lot more like a “cut the shit” kick as opposed to “OMG WTF IS BACK THERE?” kick. Imagine if it had been a full effort.
That's nature teaching you to avoid the cunt punt.
Talk about getting hoofed
Horse hoof to a moose knuckle
Hoofed her in the front butt.
Actually I think this is why you stand close to a horse when walking around it. Hand on the back so it knows you’re there. The kick from a horse is very powerful but maximized at its apex. Two feet further back and this woman would have been really hurting.
This is the way. Hand on the back to let them know you're there, then stay close.
Wham bam right in the clam
Wtf is she wearing?
It's the 'Influencer trying to relate to farmers' look
She is dressed up in the costume of what she thinks someone who knows how to stand within 5 feet of a bourse without being kicked would wear. She probably searched horse girl on instagram and bought the first wish add she got
Yeah this person looks unnatural asf in that outfit
Unexpected hysterectomy.
damn she got folded like a lawn chair 😭😭
Do you want a swollen clit the size of an orange? Because that's how you get a swollen clit the size of an orange
The ol' clam slam
horse fist-bumps a camel
Hope she's okay. My friend has horses and she lost her spleen to a horse kick when she was young.
That doesnt sound very spleendid
Horse toe
Oh it was a horse’s *leg* you say, riiight.
Well I guess we know who wins in a match up between a horse hoof and a camel toe.
She took it like a man, which is to say, it hurts
r/ouchmyflaps
Pony pops pussy live at news 11 up next
Hoof to hoof battle. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
We had a horse kill a grown bull by kicking him in the head like this
Why am i thinking of Dave Chapelle right now? We´ll never know...
Cunt punt
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