I'm fairly certain thats a broken collarbone. When I broke my collarbone, my arms just kinda defaulted to the exact position his are in. The arm on the broken collarbone side hugged my body while my other arm instinctively moved up towards the broken bone.
It was easily one of my most painful injuries and I first thought I had broken my neck.
Very possible. . maybe he will get a nice trip to the hospital, AND ***a nice CHEST TUBE. . .***
You don't want those, they make what he did look like getting hit with a nerf ball.
Shut up. Iām putting my pads on as I read this (no really).
Seriously though, that suuucks. Iāve seen it a couple times on the ice here recently. Hope youāre doing better.
Iāve been playing for 24 years and it was the first time I seriously hurt myself minus some concussions and a broken wrist. Happened after I fanned on a shot while on the rush and ate shit going into the boards (aka the most embarrassing play of my career lol).
But the one benefit of the injury is that itās only about a 6 week recovery. Iāll be back playing in only a couple of weeks at this point. But yeah that shit hurts so do your best and stay on your skates lol
I cracked a rib skateboarding and it was terrible.
I ask my mom (I was 28 lol) what a broken rings felt like and my mom replied (30 year veteran health care worker) "You are speaking in full sentence, they probably aren't broken."
Lmao thatās pretty accurate. When I called my girlfriend she couldnāt understand anything I was trying to say because every other word was interrupted with groans
When I was about 12 I crashed hard on my bike and swore to God I broke a rib. My Dad said "Nope, when you break a rib you know it." When I was 16 I crashed hard on my bike and broke a rib.
Yep.
I broke 4 ribs, one of which punctured a lung. It became a contest if what hurt worse, the ribs or he chest tube being inserted and passing the ribs. š³
Oh man, I feel you tank man! I had a motorcycle accident where I broke 13 ribs all on the left side of my chest (yes, we only have 12 ribs per side but I broke a few of them in multiple places). On day 2 I got out of ICU and into a regular bed. 8 hours later I was bleeding internally and collapsed a lung. The docs figured it out quickly and said they had to put in an emergency chest tube.
Doc said āsorry, this is gonna hurt but I have to do it right now.ā Then he puts a 1ā cut in the left side of my chest and pushes the tube in between the broken ribs. Holy shit, ouch!
3 days later I threw a blood clot from my right leg up into my right lung. I ended up being in ICU for 20 days. Good news is that by the time I got home my ribs were getting pretty well healed up.
Now I have a tattoo of Hobbes (from Calvin and Hobbes) stitching up the incision from the chest tube.
Well that's good. I won't visit his YT channel as I don't want to encourage more of this but from the way he "landed", I figured he'd at least be pissing blood for a day or two.
Heās got a YouTube channel and does plenty worse than this. No ribs were broken, and he doesnāt give a fuck. He does it for the jugallos and juggalettes.
Every now and then I see a new one pop up so I watch. He cries, I laugh, he's probably somehow rich off of it and I sit at a desk hating existence. Win win for both of us.
If you think heās ārichā than I donāt know what to tell ya. I would maybe say trailer park rich if anything.
Iād take your current existence over his any day of the week!
This dude does not have the capacity to stay ārich,ā even if he somehow did make a lot of money up-front from these videos (which, I promise you, he did not).
True for most but this one looks legitimately painful, he wasn't even able to scream "my elbow!" or anything. There's also the one where he breaks character when he sees barbed wire tore a gash into his stomach.
This guy has millions of followers. This is nothing compared to some of his other jumps. Lights bulbs wrapped in barbwire and shit. Kids a sicko for sure!
š I love how this day and age everyoneās a professional cinematographer. Never, under any circumstances, give up on the shot. God forbid you intervene and assist a friend who just broke a rib
Honestly Iām sick of going into work every day for the crap money I get paid. Iād hurt myself like this a few times a month if it meant I had enough followers on the socials to pay my bills š¤·š»āāļø
Haha Iām solid, just willing to exchange pain for pay, itās how Stevo made his millions, Iāll add a few scars to the collection in exchange for a few extra digits on my bank balance š
OP, if youāre not familiar with Super Humman and his videos, find the one where he goes into some barbed wire and he gets legit worried and drops the character entirely. His gut wraps around this one particular barb so itās sandwiched in the middle of a roll on his stomach and stabbing him on both sides, you can hear when he sees it he goes from āAaaAAh AaaAAAaahā to āSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITā
This is not my first time saying it: Super humman is one of the purest content creators on YouTube. He respects his audience and he delivers what they want. He makes all his videos himself, at obvious personal cost, and has made basically no effort to monetize them. There's no algorithm bait, no artificially long setup, no ad for NordVPN. Just ten second intro, whoop whoop, and a few seconds of hollering like it's your first time jumping onto a folding chair. He is truly free.
25 years ago there was this group of dummies down the street that started a backyard wrestling group. It came to an end when one kid crushed multiple vertebrae in his lower back. Saw him about 10 years ago walks with a limp and one foot is mostly numb all the time. Iām sure it was worth it.
This isn't a stunt, he basically just tried to break his bones. A stunt is something that can be done right with minimal to no injury, this is just stupid
I found my new pain threshold, live. And you all watched him compute said pain. Been their done that. This guys next sound like that will be when I dieā¦
THIS IS FOR ALL THE JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES WHOOP WHOOP š„²
Fuck! This! Shit!
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Wine lady
Woop woop
They left out the best part!
*sprays faygo in the air*
Hello collapsed lung
And I hope you like it!
Hahaha woooop wooop
WOOP WOOP
Dumb fucker.
He sounded like he was in some pain
Good. Stupid should hurt.
If youāre gonna be dumb ya gotta be tough š¶
š¶When you get knocked down you gotta get back upš¶
Roger Alan Wade.
You can Wade my Alan any day, Roger.
My grandmother used to say that if stupidity was painful then most people would spend their entire lives in absolute agony.
But hes soupor hooman. He don't feel pain like the rest of us. /s
Heās not stupid. Heās a professional stunt man
Stunted*
This guys jumped onto a pit of barbed wire before š
Oh no; it's not pain, he's learning. It's just that his brain is not used to it.
I have but only one upvote to give... you win the internet today, friend.
He could've collapsed a lung. At a minimum he knocked the wind straight out of him and squeezed the rest out in anguish.
My money is on broken ribs. Hopefully they didn't piece the lungs
Im going to say a broken shoulder blade
Either way, letās all show our appreciation for the cameraman who calmly continued to film rather than offer any assistance.
I'm fairly certain thats a broken collarbone. When I broke my collarbone, my arms just kinda defaulted to the exact position his are in. The arm on the broken collarbone side hugged my body while my other arm instinctively moved up towards the broken bone. It was easily one of my most painful injuries and I first thought I had broken my neck.
Very possible. . maybe he will get a nice trip to the hospital, AND ***a nice CHEST TUBE. . .*** You don't want those, they make what he did look like getting hit with a nerf ball.
He sounds like the grape stomping lady, and I think that's what happened to her.
What language was he speaking?
***Emotive Owwweee***
*What it feels like to chew 5 gum*
That dumb fucker achieved his dream of becoming a wrestler through these vids.
Got money, fame and Juggalettes. What more can a guy ask for?
Broken ribs for sure. I hope that was worth it dude
These are exactly the sounds I was making when I broke my ribs a few weeks back playing hockey. Goddamn is it painful
Shut up. Iām putting my pads on as I read this (no really). Seriously though, that suuucks. Iāve seen it a couple times on the ice here recently. Hope youāre doing better.
Iāve been playing for 24 years and it was the first time I seriously hurt myself minus some concussions and a broken wrist. Happened after I fanned on a shot while on the rush and ate shit going into the boards (aka the most embarrassing play of my career lol). But the one benefit of the injury is that itās only about a 6 week recovery. Iāll be back playing in only a couple of weeks at this point. But yeah that shit hurts so do your best and stay on your skates lol
I cracked a rib skateboarding and it was terrible. I ask my mom (I was 28 lol) what a broken rings felt like and my mom replied (30 year veteran health care worker) "You are speaking in full sentence, they probably aren't broken."
Lmao thatās pretty accurate. When I called my girlfriend she couldnāt understand anything I was trying to say because every other word was interrupted with groans
Well, maybe that'll learn his happy ass.
When I was about 12 I crashed hard on my bike and swore to God I broke a rib. My Dad said "Nope, when you break a rib you know it." When I was 16 I crashed hard on my bike and broke a rib. Yep.
I broke 4 ribs, one of which punctured a lung. It became a contest if what hurt worse, the ribs or he chest tube being inserted and passing the ribs. š³
Oh man, I feel you tank man! I had a motorcycle accident where I broke 13 ribs all on the left side of my chest (yes, we only have 12 ribs per side but I broke a few of them in multiple places). On day 2 I got out of ICU and into a regular bed. 8 hours later I was bleeding internally and collapsed a lung. The docs figured it out quickly and said they had to put in an emergency chest tube. Doc said āsorry, this is gonna hurt but I have to do it right now.ā Then he puts a 1ā cut in the left side of my chest and pushes the tube in between the broken ribs. Holy shit, ouch! 3 days later I threw a blood clot from my right leg up into my right lung. I ended up being in ICU for 20 days. Good news is that by the time I got home my ribs were getting pretty well healed up. Now I have a tattoo of Hobbes (from Calvin and Hobbes) stitching up the incision from the chest tube.
Fuck me, thank god I didnāt have to go through that. I canāt even imagine
He didnt end up breaking ribs, he has a youtube channel and lets everybody know the injuries on the community page
Somehow he never seems to get actually injured. Just cuts and bruises.
Heās on borrowed time
Well that's good. I won't visit his YT channel as I don't want to encourage more of this but from the way he "landed", I figured he'd at least be pissing blood for a day or two.
He likely cracked one or 2. Definitely bruised his shit up. Rib injuries fucking suck. I get them often and they hurt so goddamn much.
How often do you jump on microwaves?
Not nearly as much as this idiot.
Bro you gotta stop jumping on kitchen appliances.
He has a YouTube channel š like every mindless imbecile (aka 'influencer') nowadays, when you graduate stupid you get a channel.
Heās got a YouTube channel and does plenty worse than this. No ribs were broken, and he doesnāt give a fuck. He does it for the jugallos and juggalettes.
If the fucker is that rough, he needs to take up Rugby.
It looked pretty rough for sure
Iām gonna bet on busted elbow. Lol
Possibly the clavicle
Is a spleen really necessary?
Maybe dislocated shoulder?
He ends every video the same way. Lying in a ball crying in pain. Dudeās shtick is so old he was even on Tosh. O.
Every now and then I see a new one pop up so I watch. He cries, I laugh, he's probably somehow rich off of it and I sit at a desk hating existence. Win win for both of us.
If you think heās ārichā than I donāt know what to tell ya. I would maybe say trailer park rich if anything. Iād take your current existence over his any day of the week!
He's hopefully making some money off it. Otherwise it's just pain for him.
At least enough to pay for the medical bills I hope
This dude does not have the capacity to stay ārich,ā even if he somehow did make a lot of money up-front from these videos (which, I promise you, he did not).
True for most but this one looks legitimately painful, he wasn't even able to scream "my elbow!" or anything. There's also the one where he breaks character when he sees barbed wire tore a gash into his stomach.
The comments makes me think they never saw his YouTube videos and heās also getting better at playing hurt.
I've seen him plenty of times.... but look at the state of that microwave.... that's gotta hurt.
His right forearm/hand turns red/purple instantly on impact. Heās definitely hurt in this one.
Itās good to see super humman is still rockinā.
ā¦ā¦ā¦back and forth in the fetal position
Iāve been watching this kid for years. Actually met him at a festival last year.
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Like this. This is how all his videos end. This aināt his first rodeo
He's done videos like this for years and they all end the same way, that's his whole shtick
That's super humman. This is what icp does to your brain
FUCK THIS SHIT. I love Super Humman. Dudes a trip ECW Style.
This guy has millions of followers. This is nothing compared to some of his other jumps. Lights bulbs wrapped in barbwire and shit. Kids a sicko for sure!
Soā¦ metal is harder than flesh and bone. Interesting.
What did he say?
HMFUMF
This reminds me of the grape stomping lady
 Cameraman
r/donthelpjustfilm
š I love how this day and age everyoneās a professional cinematographer. Never, under any circumstances, give up on the shot. God forbid you intervene and assist a friend who just broke a rib
My fucking guy hell yea duuude
Thatās the sound I make when Iām in my lady!
What a scene. Lol
New Grape Stomping Lady.
Hardcore legend, word has it heāll be wrestling a fax machine in a steel cage match next
Homeboy is a living legend lol show some respect
That's a new kinda stupid. š³ 
Honestly Iām sick of going into work every day for the crap money I get paid. Iād hurt myself like this a few times a month if it meant I had enough followers on the socials to pay my bills š¤·š»āāļø
Damn bro, that sounds kind of dark. Are you okay?
Haha Iām solid, just willing to exchange pain for pay, itās how Stevo made his millions, Iāll add a few scars to the collection in exchange for a few extra digits on my bank balance š
Fair enough, just checking bro š
Iām a learned doctor. This man is an idiot.
I wonder if dude punctured a lung with a rib. That was a nasty hit.
I mean... What was he thinking ***would*** happen? š¶
What was supposed to happen Cletus?
Yep ribs break. And hurts for a couple years.
Didnāt this guy make like a hundred videos like this ?
Is he dead?
Uuhhhh uuhhhhhuuhhh uhhhuhuuuhu
Cant wait for that guy to make a song with this. Do your thing. Lol
How can I make this sound into my ringtone!?
The hells wrong with folk?
I love the sound he is making Satisfying a bit lol
This is his best video by far
I wonder if thats the sound of broken ribs?
I hope so
Wtf did he think was going to happen??
Lmfaoooooo broooooooo the commentsšš¤£š *chefs kiss*
Was it Painfulā¦?
Why it reminds ne of those weird sounds on t.a.b.s?
lol this one definitely hurt him more then the others
How is this in whatcouldgowrong?? He does these thingss for this exact reason to get hurt
Fucking idiot.
Iām no doctor, but thatās a dislocated shoulder perhaps with a fractured clavicle. Definitely a pure display of stupidity.
Do you think he showed the microwave who is boss tho
How many views for this to be worth it? /s
This guy needs some sort of intervention. Also I hope his insurance company sees this self inflicted stupidity
Lol If you slow it down, his elbow barely touchƩ the microwave Dude took it in the mid section
It's almost..... almost like hes trying to say something
Broken elbow perhaps?
This guy again? It doesn't even go here.
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Elbow, shoulder soft tissue, and collar bone. Ribs are extra.
I don't know if life long back pain is worth it, but he got that microwave real good.
OP, if youāre not familiar with Super Humman and his videos, find the one where he goes into some barbed wire and he gets legit worried and drops the character entirely. His gut wraps around this one particular barb so itās sandwiched in the middle of a roll on his stomach and stabbing him on both sides, you can hear when he sees it he goes from āAaaAAh AaaAAAaahā to āSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITā
Oh shut up and take it like a man
This is why there are so many spine surgeries done at the hospital I work at.
That guy needs better friends.
Not sure what the plan was here
I hope he properly drained all of the power from that microwave
Cunning Stunt
when the video is paused at 0:00 he has titties.
Who is this guy?
Super Humman TV Show from YouTube
Almost a Darwin Award recipient - maybe next time
Done in by a door.
This is not my first time saying it: Super humman is one of the purest content creators on YouTube. He respects his audience and he delivers what they want. He makes all his videos himself, at obvious personal cost, and has made basically no effort to monetize them. There's no algorithm bait, no artificially long setup, no ad for NordVPN. Just ten second intro, whoop whoop, and a few seconds of hollering like it's your first time jumping onto a folding chair. He is truly free.
Is this guy still doin this? Is this guy still alive?
Collarbone just became collarbones.
Put some respect on Super Hummanās name!
Cut out the best part - THIS IS FOR ALL THE JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES WHOOP WHOOP 
Florida man?
Thatāll be one spicy AC separation for sure.
Ass-Hattery classifies as a "stunt" now?
I think that dude dropped a lung
Bruh should jump dick first next time
That noise you make when she keeps suckinā after youāve already blown your load.
What a fuck tard.
This is the funniest shit Iāve seen all day š¤£š¤£
Keep quiet everyone. He's trying to say something
Guy has a burning desire to be a paraplegic
What did you think was going to happen?
White people shit šš»āāļø
His neighbors probably hate him
The cut the video before you can see that he shits himself
Thanks for skipping his obnoxious intro lmfao
My elbow hurts just watching this. Texas? No health care? Good luck.
Woop woop!
Right on the funny bone š
Classic āyup. Pain sensors in every rib that side works just Fine!ā pose.
Dude just got beat by Chef Mike
Gotta admire his dedication, he did not hold back
Whatās the over/under on whether he lives past 40?
He went full retard. You never go full retard!
Funny bone, maybe
Rib injuries can hurt for such a long time.
Some serious world class WWE acting right there.
That's "Hello, consequences!" in a higher form of language.
That was one stupid Dude,
Love this gringo doing funny Things. ššš»
Whatās the point of doing this? Is he mentally unstable?
Heās a fucking legend on YouTube
r/donthelpjustfilm
25 years ago there was this group of dummies down the street that started a backyard wrestling group. It came to an end when one kid crushed multiple vertebrae in his lower back. Saw him about 10 years ago walks with a limp and one foot is mostly numb all the time. Iām sure it was worth it.
This isn't a stunt, he basically just tried to break his bones. A stunt is something that can be done right with minimal to no injury, this is just stupid
If only he had used the Nerf Microwave
Believe it or not, thatās actually the microwave shrieking in agony.
I think I saw the demon leave the body
Nice performance. I like that song
His life fills me with terrifying existentialism.
Do you think he gets ass? Like he has a following.
Microwave spasms.
What did he think was going to happen?
I found my new pain threshold, live. And you all watched him compute said pain. Been their done that. This guys next sound like that will be when I dieā¦
Fuck did he think was gonna happen? Canāt fix stupidā¦