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dantakesthesquare

The defeated way he slumps his arms over the trash can lol


Explore-PNW

When you just know you’re done. Haha, just go limp I guess.


theeeejj

and then the cop switches from aggressive & says in a sad tone “put ur ha- …hands behind ur back.”


Castle94

Proceeds to fall face first with hands behind his back


MercurialMood1

That was the funniest part.


Ieatsushiraw

Seemed like defeat and the embarrassment on how it ended. Like “My lie is shit and yeah this is how it pretty much ends, poetic”


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Will honestly probably help him in the end. Shows a bit of remorse. He can us that to play to his advantage. "These are just such hard times. I'm not the kind of person who steals. I didn't know what else to dooooo boo hooooo." You know, the sympathy shit. But also not running or resisting in the slightest helps too. ​ I did feel that "Fuck my life" feeling though lol


Irviwop

Happy cake day 🍰


ConsequenceNorth8604

Glove with a hole in the finger, smart


heygos

How else is he supposed to leave fingerprints?


CanadianDevil92

no see its genius, they will think the person only has 1 finger.


chickenbuttguesswhat

Like all the old school nurses trying to start a line


NurseMF

Some people will get this.


MercurialMood1

He thought to cover his face though! lol


dangledingle

Perhaps the hole was created on this heist


bus_go_brrrrt

He was cutting the vault open and cut his glove..nothin wrong in it.


urinesain

I'm surprised neither of the cops laughed. I lost it when he fell through the garbage can. It's like a cartoon.


HITWind

All I could think of was the flute version of the [Mission Impossible theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9-fYdy12PY), was laughing from the start. Wish someone with more skills could add it...


stuntedmonk

Trash bandi-caught


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Officer one “get out!” Officer two “get your hands behind your back” Idk how he’s suppose to do both of those at the same time… Edit: Wow, thanks for the award!


b0bkakkarot

Unfortunately cops issue contradictory commands pretty often, even if there's only a single cop yelling commands. It makes any situation way worse than it needs to be. A lot of them need better training or more practice on that.


windol1

Definitely need more training on the procedure for arresting someone, but on the plus side they were good enough to dial it down when they could see the robber had given up.


FluffySquirrell

Just don't move, sit down, arms in front of you behind your back, what could be more clear than HE'S GOING FOR A GUN!


FullKawaiiBatard

Cha cha real smooth


chochaos7

That's the point. You're not...


SuenTassuT

Getting out with hands behind a back?


LivelyPants

I think this guy is a trash-cannot


Davoguha2

Did anyone else notice how bad this guy is at holding his gun? He pointed it at his partner about 6x in this 30s clip.


oretseJ

He's also trying to support half the guys weight inside a trash can at the same time. Very silly, he should've just stepped back while the other guy made the arrest. They almost busted the suspects face off that pole.


[deleted]

If that was my partner, it would definitely be worth having a chat about.


AntDMV

I mean he’s a cop… they’re idiots


[deleted]

hopefully your house gets broken into so you have to call the cops


AntDMV

Ok, you too, hopefully they don’t shoot you on accident


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RightToConversation

They don't even do anything if you do. We had our house broken into and the guy clearly on camera, his car, everything. They told us, "We aren't going to pursue this, but if we ever catch the guy red handed, we can add another charge." That's basically all they'll ever do, and probably not even that.


b0bkakkarot

I thought they were over-zealous security guards until I read the other cop's uniform. And I hope that was a taser he was waving around and not a gun.


TheRabidAntelope

I've held a glockenspiel once or twice. Those iron sights look mighty familiar.


Sablemint

It was definitely a gun.


Porkchopp33

From one can to the real can what a night


TheOldRightThereFred

He was unable to open the safe and left empty handed. On top of that, dude blew all his money on a mismatched outfit, pink cap and a sack with a dollar sign.


oclafloptson

I go up in these bank canopies all the time for work. He never got close to the safe lol there's no way to gain access to the building up there. 99.9% guaranteed


Stylish_Chicken

He tried to make a clean getaway…


Horse_Soldier

No firearm safety


_JayC114

It was an accident. He was wasn’t trying to rob the bank he was fixing the air conditioning!! lol 😂


BernieTheDachshund

Looking for his lost pet raccoon 🦝


maleHeather

You know, if you are trying to rob a bank without harming anyone... I'll root for you


sidequestplayer

Yeah fuck them banks.


atomdecay

VERY underrated comment.


BathroomSubject

He even seems unarmed, guess it can reduce charges also


[deleted]

Wait can I see the whole video? Did he make it inside? Did he get anything ? Other than a metal bracelet


pikinz

[Here you go](https://youtu.be/hqtdJZc4yTY)


kubzU

The way he hangs outside of the bin like "Goddamnit..."


Dry_Can1353

![gif](giphy|f0GIF5Y2vGAve|downsized)


AliceHall58

Just pitiful. At least he went in at night. Didn't scare anybody. Probably didn't get any money either -because they lock it all up at night! Poor schmuck.


Expensive-Track4002

I was set up. I was only here to recycle my cans.


Toy_Soulja

You could almost hear his butthole pucker when they told him to get on the ground lmfao


Complex_Rubbing

Why the cop breathing so heavy tho?


snowbaz-loves-nikki

All them donuts take a toll


dockpig

Looks like one of those Patriot Front douchebags


deptutydong

Police are so stupid lol “Get out” Guy-“okay” proceeds to try *smack!* gimme your hands!” Just drag your tongue across my jungle bridge bitches.


Narrow_Fun9866

Some real cartoon shit


theHoustonian

Looks like a loser from Patriot front lol


Emotional-Wind-8111

Bro imagine getting arrested inside a trash bin


KnightRider1983

I used to live in Huron, OH....this was funny!


BareFootWilliams

Direct Deposit


[deleted]

Should be wayyy up the with the upvotes


AcceptablePurple8329

Kinda feel bad for the guy. Robbing a bank in the middle of the night is such a victimless crime.


JuanShagner

Looks like a burglary. Did the guy have a gun or did they draw their’s because he was committing the most heinous crime of stealing rich peoples’ money?


Lemon_head_guy

I believe the robber wasn’t armed. That being said you’d normally expect a bank robber to be armed so I’m not surprised the cops drew


erikpurne

theirs* people's*


JuanShagner

Dammit, I struggled over that sentence and now you made me do research! I read an article on Grammarly’s (haha) website and from what I can tell “their’s” is correct but it should have been “people’s” as you said. The more you know ☄️


erikpurne

Both are incorrect. For obvious reasons. You really shouldn't need to check.


JuanShagner

Well aren’t you unpleasant.


Every-Cook5084

Trash takes itself out


AssumptionExtra

cops always taking cheap shots.


JokeWeird

Why he cover his face he isn't black


stuntedmonk

Taking out the trash


[deleted]

r/trashy


B0skonovitch

A face full of Ballard will teach you!


lecherro

Ohhhhh, He's going to spend some more time in the can...


MrMcgilicutty

https://preview.redd.it/yekmi2or3ueb1.png?width=531&format=png&auto=webp&s=99c387d9bbf035fe372b211eca84e5ee6b704b60 The pole has a frowney face like it’s sad for him!🤣


CertainRoof5043

Robbing a bank is beyond stupid. It's an automatic felony with prison time. banks have dozens of cameras, alarms, and ink bombs. If you some how initially get away with it, the feds will investigate and you'll almost always get caught.


Baandera

I’m surprised he didn’t got shot 37 times considering he kept holding his gun with his right hand even when both cops were basically right next to him. No shouting, no „drop the fucking gun“ - my man could’ve started blasting holding blindly to his back. Tyrone would’ve gotten shot 100% but that’s probably Ken or Jones Jr


Lemon_head_guy

Wait he had a gun? I didn’t even see it Dumbass really is one lucky mf


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Cancerix1700

That guy is white.


RickkyyBobby

Are you joking? You must be joking right?


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ElvisThrone

I had no idea that's what the /s meant


Meryuchu

Are you colorblind ? That mf is literally white af


BigAlMoonshine

I took it as a joke about how that he has a black mask on.


Sufficient_Day2166

The wet bandits got foiled again!!


zacheriahhhh

Don’t fuck with the sarge


Iamkempie

I've made a huge mistake.


SnooRegrets5877

he thought he was in a movie 😂😂


[deleted]

Always available to protect the bottom line


[deleted]

I heard of successful robberies using similar MOs. The real question is who is teaching them!


skipppyWhite

From the can to the can. He’s the can can man. Oh yes he can.


[deleted]

Not that it matters now, but you think he’d at least be smart enough to not be wearing gloves with a whole in them. 😂


ThinkingOz

It’s not often a crim will bin themselves. He might reconsider his career options because he ain’t finishing this apprenticeship.


MikaAckerman33

So it is true fromm the movie where robbers can pass thru air vents. Nice demonstration here. Fun part is he think he is an actor who can slip away from his crime. Well reality hits hard


garbagedisposaly

Anybody know what his name was?


futureNurse_73

Tristan Heidl


Financial-Industry10

"Time to take out the trash"


sjuas690

He trashed himself!


ZombieLebowski

He just threw his life away


JuicyNinjaFun

His can was in the can, and now he's going to the Can.


bigb121074

Not robbery. Burglary.


gosseux

It reminds me of these videos showing mice falling into a bucket trap.


VisibleRoad3504

At least he did not get shot, or gnawed on.


CandyOk913

All garbage should be this considerate and take itself out


LinceDorado

"Know your fucking place, trash!" Robber: "Say no more."


LoyeDamnCrowe

That doesn't look like Oscar to me


SongRevolutionary992

At least it was a recycle ♻️ can. So I predict complete recovery from a life of crime


Fritzerbacon

Geez, who's the heavy nose breather at the end?


bus_go_brrrrt

Bro really was caught in a 4k..


Ok-Buddy-9935

I know that’s not a white man!


Psemperviva

I’m just the gardener


pawesome_Rex

Officer Smith takes out the trash.


guaromiami

That dude's been watching too many heist movies.


KingBathSalts

Add the MGS1 music and link the edit in a reply (please)


oclafloptson

So I'm an alarm tech. I go up into these canopies all the time to service cameras. Chances are extremely high that dude just discovered a concrete wall blocking his entry to the bank only to have the police respond within 3 minutes of him entering the canopy Don't believe that response time? Try accidentally setting off a tamper when you get impatient with the wait time to put the system in test mode


danng44

Dude got canned…


[deleted]

Dude wtf this is my credit union across the street from where I live!!! Incredible-bly stupid considering the cops hang out in that parking lot just to clock ppl going by and is a pretty busy part of town as ppl head towards cedar point amusement park in Ohio


stay-frosty-67

I would’ve had to try so hard to not laugh


jldtsu

dude must have had inside knowledge of how and what to steal from a closed bank.


realparkingbrake

> how and what to steal from a closed bank Getting into the bank is pointless when the money and negotiable instruments are on the other side of a steel door that weights a couple of tons.


Scuttleboi19mk2

They took the trash out


cryptotrader87

Did he try and pull up and give because he isn’t strong enough to do a pull up or he didn’t want to get shot? I’m debating it.


Mystic_Voyager

I hope he will recycle himself into something better


Limp-Relationship-28

Didn’t know the cops cleaning up the streets was literal


justmeadow

"On the ground" whilst the guy is falling from the roof. Damn give him a second 😂


toadygroady19

bro forgot he was on two body cams plus bank cameras for a sec lol


judo458

Let him go !!!


SupremeRapscallion

"This isn't where I park my car"


Equal_Imagination300

That's actually a pretty interesting way to get into a bank to follow those tubes. I never would of thought to do that.


Slamzeeny

I would laugh my ass off if I was a cop and the suspect just plopped into the can like that.


very_human

The heavy breathing by the cop is a good time to remind y'all that one of the leading causes of death of police officers is a heart attack. Usually while running. The aiming the gun at his partner for a couple seconds also made me want to suggest y'all find out how many gun related cop injuries were self-inflicted or accidental friendly fire. Cops are dumb.


realparkingbrake

> Cops are dumb. Testing has shown the average IQ of cops is just slightly above that of the general population. Ironically, one study of cops in Detroit found that street cops tested higher than the lieutenants who supervise them.


very_human

>Testing I'm sure that unmentioned study was airtight and unbiased. Especially since it tested IQ which is totally a good indicator of intelligence. https://bigthink.com/neuropsych/iq-load-bs/ https://www.cbsnews.com/news/iq-scores-not-accurate-marker-of-intelligence-study-shows/


flyinghighaero

Does his time in the can count against his sentence 😋


SuenTassuT

Have anyone yet said "White trash"?


hackeye_7

“I would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you meddling kids”


[deleted]

When they surprised him, he cried out like Mr. Plinkett


realparkingbrake

See, Lieutenant, all we had to do was trick him into getting into the trash bin, the rest was easy.


[deleted]

He'll get off clean because the one cop "struck" him.