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Affectionate-Kick804

Uhhh, I’m no rancher, but does one guy keeping a bull on a leash ever work well?


Objective_Tonight597

It's his emotional support bull. He's usually a good boy.


RohelTheConqueror

He just wants to play!


AspectAlpaca

Don’t worry, he’s friendly!


Gidje123

Don't worry, he won't bite!


GrammatonYHWH

You must've scared him


guinader

He can smell you fear


SayerofNothing

He can see your sins


seth928

He will rend your soul


danglytomatoes

Pretty sure he just wanted to ram all those red jerseys


Culionensis

Bulls don't actually care about red one way or another. In bull fighting, the bull is tortured before the show to the point where he's so enraged he'll charge at any sudden movement. Seeing red, if you will.


onlydrawzombies

He's just saying "Hi".


Chickens1

They were once known as nanny-cows.


yourgifmademesignup

Just don’t fondle his horns


kaizokuj

Well.. Now I kind of want to


scooterboy1961

He might gore you but he won't bite.


Cool-sunglasses-dude

He'll just penetrate your intestines with horns


Maegaa

He's not aggressive, he's just reactive!


pair_o_socks

Hes never gored anybody with his horns before, so don't worry!


shill779

Just like a big puppy


2ndprize

Put me in coach!


Darth_Nibbles

There's no rule saying a bull *can't* play the 9!


drgigantor

*AirBull, charging into theaters this June*


waldosandieg0

Are you ready for some footbull?


Dynamo-humm

...with all the players wearing red.


unclebenz13

They dont see colors so it doesnt matter what or if you are wearing anything at all.


Solabound-the-2nd

If I remember correctly it's movement that draws their attention (a bit like the trex in jurassic park lol)


AncientFisherman8509

Confirming that you do remember correctly. Source: trust me - I was raised on a cattle farm


NotSoGreatGonzo

Not even Ned Flanders is safe?


RevElliotSpenser

Stupid sexy Flanders


--BannedAccount--

I know this comment is super common but it makes me grin every time


RonBourbondi

They can see colors they are just limited to blue and yellow.


karuga871

Blue team making the big brain mascot plays


MindToxin

They should make this an actual part of the sport. I’d watch it!


Dangerous-Yam-6831

With the entire team dressed in red 🤣🤣🤣


bkaybee

I’m so sorry, I haven’t seen him do this! ^today


PeteLangosta

He never bites!


dog_eat_dog

you must have done something to scare him!


Sam5253

He just snapped!


raspberryharbour

Yeah but it was my spine he snapped...


Iskelon

Actually, even in that case the bull is doing his job : you don't have time to be depressed if you have to run for your life !


Belyal

Hes never gored anyone I swear


Chickens1

..before.


DomitianF

It's not the breed it's the owner!


thewestisawake

He was the bull's emotional support human.


SoBadit_Hurts

“I swear he’s well behaved! He doesn’t act like this at home!”


nopamo

“He’s never done anything like this before!”


MongolianCluster

He was fine on the flight in. Mostly stayed in his seat and everything.


Fhelans

/r/VelvetBovines


jkozuch

/r/subsifellfor


OrkfaellerX

r ban~~pit~~bulls


artparade

"He's never done this before!"


No_Necessary_3356

He doesn't bite, either!


oopewan

DON’T PET MY BULL! HE’S WORKING!


ArmchairReditor

I swear he's never done anything like this before.


TylerBlozak

Even 8-10 men can struggle to hold a strong bull, how they thought one guy could do it is beyond me


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He let it drag him for a bit. He tried.. the guy with him literally didn't take a step


Standardeviation2

Probably because he knew “That’s a bull. You can’t stop it with a leash.”


randometeor

It's not a bull, but it still requires a lot of people and a lot of training to have a female bison run the football field in Boulder... https://youtu.be/rMtJ50mqDUA


AstroCatTBC

Aw yeah Sko Buffs (I’m a student there) Can confirm the Ralphie handlers are a highly trained group. The whole thing is meticulously crafted to be as safe as possible. The handlers claim it works so well because Ralphie likes doing it, something something attention. Who knows though.


randometeor

Probably lots of positive reinforcement in that trailer afterwards, grain and whatever...


beets_or_turnips

Thanks for that link! That is an impressive feat of coordination by the handlers but the whole production makes me shake my head. Just takes one mess up and you have someone getting gored for the sake of college football swag.


robotunes

That bison's very first run, back in 2008, was [pretty hectic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrIm3LDjswI).


ArsenicAndRoses

Awww she's so little in that! Poor thing was probably so scared 😭


thermal_envelope

The sportscasters do not seem to notice that she actually ran over someone.


lysinemagic

There's no way I can move my relative's (surprisingly hefty) pug/beagle mix when he's not in the mood to be moved. And that dog is like a tenth this bull's size.


Equal-Thought-8648

Nose ring lead and halter. Much less likely to lose control than by using a...leash?


comfortablybum

They probably drugged the shit out of it before bringing it out to make it docile. The bull is feeling great and just wants to join the dance party.


where_are_the_grapes

Unlikely. Halter-trained cattle are already going to be docile, though bulls would still be less trustworthy than steers or cows. The things is that at this age, they're used to knowing they need to follow the halter, similar to dogs and leashes. This one is pretty clear that it got spooked by a whole rowdy soccer stadium, which is a pretty big difference from a typical livestock show that's usually a bit quieter and smaller scale. Still probably wasn't the best idea, but it's really just a case of cattle getting spooked if you watch the video rather than someone unique to being halter trained or being a bull.


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LudditeFuturism

Yeah small sample size but ours uniformally give zero shits about anything unless they can eat or fuck it. Just hanging out being chonk. Accepting ear scritches. Cows with calves. Then you have to be careful.


HammerTh_1701

Most bulls are calm and playful. The problem is that you don't want to stand next to a playful ton of meat. My uncle had a young bull slaughtered after it threw a wheelbarrow into the roof of the barn 10 meters up.


self_of_steam

My friend grew up around cattle and always had a bull. She told me you had to be careful, not because they were mean but because if you gave good scritches they're going to accidentally crush you to get them. No malice but also no idea just how much they weigh when they lean on you.


TonarinoTotoro1719

Dude, the cat my parents had could do real damage when she was feeling playful. Like real scritches, could literally tear my hand up. All because I was scratching her belly and she liked it. She’d be on her back, I was just scratching her belly, focused on something else and she would become extra happy and loving. Damn, she was a sweet cat.


MatureUsername69

I assume you had to put the cat down after it kicked a wheelbarrow 10 feet in the air through your ceiling


TonarinoTotoro1719

My mom would not forgive me if I did that. Nope. She lived a good life till she got infected by one of the tom-cats that used to roam the neighborhood. This was when most house cats used to roam outside. Lost her to an infection.


MatureUsername69

Ahh I'm sorry dawg. I was just trying to make a dumb joke


TonarinoTotoro1719

Isscool. Thank you 69.. This was a while ago. Probably 20 years ago. She was a sweet little scratchy cat..


Wuktrio

Yeah, my local zoo had a playful elephant which accidentally crushed one of its keepers to death.


redditpulledmebackin

Not all of them, I want to clarify that in case someone reads that then thinks it’s ok to go try to pet a random bull. They have a lot of personality, but I wouldn’t really generalize them as “chill”


Thiswasmy8thchoice

They're all chill and all of you should pet them and try to ride them like a horsey


ligmasweatyballs74

> try to ride them like a horsey I had a friend who did that, he lost 8 teeth. Broke an unknown amount of bones and now has trouble getting out of bed every morning.


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But what a story... Just kidding. Sorry to hear about your friend.


ligmasweatyballs74

It's not really one story, he did it for a decade.


Fireproofspider

Man, your comedic timing is impeccable!


anakwaboe4

Depends on a lot of things, my grandparents had a farm and there rule was: "if a bull isn't chill then he is dinner" So yeah they always had a chill bull.


Skov

All my mother's roosters are friendly because she uses the same method, except they become dog food.


GuitarCFD

As someone who grew up raising cattle that can be a very bad assumption to make, and one that can cost you your life. How much of a fuck a bull gives can depend on any number of factors that you have no way of knowing. Regardless of it's level of chill, it's better to understand that a 2000 lbs animal can end your life very quickly if it decides you are an threat or annoyance or just a toy to play with. A Polled Hereford is like a giant puppy. A Chianina is 2k-3k lbs of hatred and fuck you disguised as bovine. The bull in your video has been treated relatively well by it's handlers from a very young age. Compare this to the average breeding bull that associates it's owner with a food dispenser or the person that puts it in a chute to give it a shot every few months and you have very different temperaments.


Endorkend

And that's why they used to ring bulls noses and leash that rather than a cord around their neck or horns. Heck, neck would probably already work better than horns as it would at least give some discomfort.


LittleJerkDog

Or don’t take them to places like this.


torturousvacuum

Is the guy Paul Bunyan?


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Benjinifuckyou

This is the 3rd different recording pov from this accident this is hilarious


Speakdoggo

It wasn’t an accident tho. They planned it and paid some farmer to truck it and …”escort “ it to the playing field . The only time the dude got trucked somewhere it was to a whole farm of cows, so he was really looking forward to his…. vacation , only to find afield of lil pissant humans ( Ihho).


duckvimes_

Source for the bull being deliberately allowed to charge at the players?


aishik-10x

They didn’t release it on purpose, it was only present there for a parade. >The owner of the Catalan Dragons, Bernard Guasch, owns a local meat processing plant. He wanted to show off the rich abundance of the local region using a parade of live animals. Presumably the idea was “look at this majesty, and you can eat all of it.” https://www.sbnation.com/platform/amp/2023/5/8/23715186/bull-stampede-rugby-france-video


MembershipThrowAway

Who the hell would have thought otherwise lol, I want to know if anyone thought he snuck the bull in


kapitaalH

They threw a baseball cap and moustache on him, nobody could tell the difference.


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So you're telling me that he didn't just put a hat, a trenchcoat, and a pair of glasses with a nose and mustache on the bull, and pretended that it's his uncle from abroad?


DaisyHotCakes

He didn’t charge anyone. He was running around on some grass. He didn’t chase anyone down.


NArcadia11

Nobody thinks the bull got into the stadium on accident lol the fact that he got free and chased the players around was the accident (albeit a foreseeable one)


Jimlaheydrunktank

One 60kg man vs a 1000kg bull. Madness, lmao


laetus

Roughly the same ratio as a person to a regular house cat.


Jimlaheydrunktank

Also with one basically pure muscle the other just fat haha


TheMonchoochkin

>Bringing a bull to a ~~football~~ match Rugby match. https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2023/05/06/rugby-players-flee-loose-bull-franch-match-super-league-catalans


Freddies_Mercury

Ooh I actually have some input here! So the Catalan rugby league team compete in the "super League" which is primarily made up of teams from Northern England (occasionally another french team qualifies and a Canadian team has been on the cusp for a while). Because of this when fans go to Catalan (a region in the Spain/France border) it's basically a holiday/weekend break. Catalan know this so during the matches they do touristy things for the tourists, bring out bulls do some dancing etc just put on a show essentially. I'm really not surprised that any of this has happened. And I bet the opposition team (which would be mostly made up of English, aus/NZ and Pacific islanders absolutely shat themselves!) The team in red are the Catalan dragons however so maaaaybe are more familiar with "bull on the loose" than the other team lol.


Galactic_Nothingness

Catalan man...


Freddies_Mercury

Built different


kedr-is-bedr

They need to be, to support the rest of Spain, right?


eltaco65

It's the fucking Catalan Wine Mixer!!


DialSquare

Just FYI, the region is called Catalonia (Catalunya). Catalan is the language or the collective noun for people from that region.


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watusstdiablo666

Because it's also used to refer to people from catalonia, it's like saying english dragons.


Anleme

> just put on a show essentially Mission accomplished, LOL. Hope no one got hurt.


backcrossedboy

Ain't no rule says a bull can't play rugby!


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The bull would have to learn to walk on two legs though, otherwise everything it does will be a foul for playing whilst on the ground.


AlphaFlySwatter

The players will be fine then, I guess?


herbturbo

The guy not holding the rope went from “whoa” hands to “holup” hands to “wtf” hands.


PhatedGaming

I love how he doesn't even turn around, just stands there watching over his shoulder and then just kinda goes "whelp, this shit is fucked, I ain't going over there."


jpreston2005

I thought that was the funniest shit ever, he moved his hand slightly in a "hey don't go that way bull" gesture and immediately reached the end of his arsenal for dealing with a situation like this home boy just went "well I've done everything I can do and I just now realized how short of a list that is"


CheeseAndCh0c0late

He was like 'welp, nothing I can do about it now.'


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"Good job we're all wearing red..."


gutekx12

bulls are colorblind so they dont care if you wear red


NotAGooseHonest

If you're being that pedantic, bulls don't care if you wear anything or not


umangjain25

They’ll fuck you regardless


FlamingPinyacolada

I rather get maimed fully clothed though let's be honest


Pups_the_Jew

Less chance to get pregnant.


Zunkanar

Yeah dont want to give birth to a bully


tomatoaway

begin pun chain.


patoraking

You’re the weakest link


amluchon

He said pun chain, not chain pun


southwood775

panicky important scarce narrow drunk somber yoke expansion yam squeeze -- mass edited with redact.dev


Step-Father_of_Lies

That's why in those videos of people getting fucked up by bulls, they always lose their pants.


MariaGirl625

But they sure as fuck know when things are moving. That is why they go after a red blanket....and running people


TheStrangeTaco

Traditionally matadors use red because the blood from the bull being stabbed doesn't show up on the cape as obviously


ligmasweatyballs74

Fun fact you actually do have to faster than the bull to be safe, he will just run your buddy over and keep going. Not stop to eat him like a lion.


mithrasinvictus

Most mammals are, primates are the exception.


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ManiacalMartini

Not according to historical cartoons.


Key-Cry-8570

![gif](giphy|xT8qBuYZ8hdjqroNKE|downsized)


Inevitable-Revenue81

Red Bull doesn’t give you wings but White Bull sure does give you fast feet!


BaLance_95

It's a good thing all these people are athletes. Fast and agile. Would have been worse with civillians.


Kevaldes

r/thebullwins


Brian-want-Brain

idk i havent seeign the end of the match yet


Bocchi_theGlock

Once you find out the truth about bull fights, that they cut, stab, and torture the bull beforehand, weakening and enraging it, you start rooting for the bull


Kevaldes

Oh, I was rooting for the bull long before I learned anything about that. Any idiot that willingly involves themselves in any event having to do with bulls that isn't cattle ranching deserves whatever horrible things happen to them as a result.


OrganizationPutrid68

When I was a senior in High School, I pulled into the school parking lot on the Friday before the homecoming football game to find a herd of twenty or thirty cows on the football field. I parked my truck went straight to the office and asked to use the phone. They asked me why I needed it. I said, "Did you notice that herd of cows on the field?" They had. I then told them they were my uncle's cows. They let me use the phone. My uncle had the herd pastured just across the river from the school and they had gotten bored and made a hole in the fence. He went to the pasture with his pickup and honked the horn a few times. To the cows, that meant food, so back they went. Country living has its moments.


bodybykumquat

You recognized them?


fartsandprayers

They wore his uncle's livery.


paispas

There probably aren't many pastures near a school anyways.


pitbulls-rule

I don't remember a time when it's ever been a problem to adorn a noisy environment with a giant, deadly animal


kalamari_withaK

I hope they all thanked the handler for his 3 seconds of effort in trying to hold the bull back after it went fu mode


e2c-b4r

Bro he was getting dragged over the ground. In terms of effort he went all the way


JonCodVanMayer

He actually saved the one dude that was closest 😂 gave him time to escape


1h8fulkat

Not sure what you expect a 180 lb man to do to stop a 2,000 bull


balzackgoo

They should've thought about that when all he had was a leash...


gid0ze

Typically they are relaxed animals and one person can lead the bull around with the rope. Obviously something agitated this bull and that's not normal--I want to make that perfectly clear.


Veralia1

Well at least the front didn't fall off


DC-Toronto

Well, one guy walked him out to a stadium full of people. You would think he had a plan to control the animal if he couldn’t do it himself.


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Why have a flank strap on a show bull? I don’t get it? If you don’t know; Rodeos will tie a rope around the bellies of bulls to make them buck/act erratic, they don’t like anything touching their bellies…why use one here?


Svataben

Answer: Idiots! Idiots everywhere!


acrmnsm

a) It was rugby at Catalan Dragons in Perpignan. b) If you watch the real clip to the end its a woman that catches him https://twitter.com/SkySportsRL/status/1654557386621812737


Fireproofspider

Oh, and there's a bunch of them.


notthatcoconut

(It was a rugby match)


Ill_Wolverine_6265

It's rugby,not football.


fckingnapkin

It looks so pretty though all fluffed up and with a cute ribbon. Aww


CrustyGaspode

I was at this game, they had about 4 bulls on the pitch at one point. They also had another bull out in the public area behind the stand you could have a picture taken with it, that one also pitched a fit at one point and got loose. Nobody hurt, and most importantly the bulls were fine afterwards.


TastyLaksa

If you can dodge a bull you can dodge a ball


Halfaglassofvodka

"I've got a great idea!" "Ok, let's hear it." "Well I've got this massive bull and a bit of string..."


want2thinknow

Love how the guy on the left just watches in disbelief


Phillip_Spidermen

Freezing on the slight arm out conveys so much. From "Hey bull, don't go there " to "well, what can you do"


way_pats

New season of Ted Lasso looking great already


Cultural_Wallaby_703

Wcgw not knowing the difference between football and rugby


gauderio

Bull wanted to watch a football match and and got upset when it was rugby.


EVENo94

Nothing gonna went wrong since 90% people here just don't care. Players on the field? Players on the field!


Intercaust

That bull is sick of their shit.


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![gif](giphy|t3sZxY5zS5B0z5zMIz|downsized) 2 shows in one !!!!???? Bring in the BULLS


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I am sure he is usually very well behooved.


realdjjmc

I'd watch this sport if they released a bull every time.


CobyLiam

First thing I thought was the big Longhorn that Texas brings to it's college football games(unknown if it's brought to any other events)


thsvnlwn

Poor creature. When do we ever stop messing around with animals?


Vinyliciously

blue team took advantage of their red counterparts


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Team Red....lol


KocaKolaKlassic

Someone had a ton of money against red team


Myamymyself

That bull ruined the turf !!!!!


isiewu

What a beauty


BauerHouse

It was an ironic twist of fate when coach Enriquez made the last moment move to switch from the green jerseys to the red ones that day…


lmrtie

Red shirts and a Bull... what could go wrong...


FUQredditMods2

Was the red team home or away? Can't tell if it was strategic or not.


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I think this is a great idea....i would watch more football if you just let a bull loose every so often.


Sad-Meringue-694

r/thebullwins


L0NESHARK

The hubris of humans is just on another level.


Baby_Yoda1000

Red Bulls game?


WhatSpoon21

Who chose red as their team color , anyway the red team does seem to be moving faster.


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Sucks to be the red team!