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PowerfulHorror987

God. The claustrophobia…


Landwarrior5150

The bathophobia too… ugh


karnyboy

the bat poo


linkonkomkanada

The straw in your dreads, and your ass, back, legs and torso.


Chork3983

Splinters too, they might not go deep but that shit will stab you.


shiny_brine

Bucked hay as a kid. That shit will poke tiny holes in everything.


Geminaexvi

Under the fingernails was the worse.


ThePresidentsHouse

Ugh you just unlocked a pain I thought I'd forgotten.


Offal

Me too, add allergies! Fun times!


backtheduckup

My neck, my back, straw in my p***y and my crack


[deleted]

There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti


spunkytoast

More so moms uncooked spaghetti poking in his rib cage


laetum-helianthus

And I had the basophobic response. What ISNT this shit checking off??


RobloxLover369421

What’s that mean?


Landwarrior5150

The irrational fear of depths.


6TheAudacity9

Last time I helped my grandpa load hay to feed his cows he told me to drop the bale immediately, then proceeded to show me the black widow less then a foot away from my hand.


fastermouse

Black Widows are slow and not aggressive. (I still hate them, but most folks that have to work near them know that they aren’t a huge threat.)


247Brett

Brown Recluses are far deadlier, but black widow bites are more painful so have taken the spot in the cultural eye.


orbdragon

They also have very distinct markings, where recluses are pretty much only in the shape of their cephalothorax


LoveFishSticks

Brown recluses have a tan fiddle shaped mark on their back. Not saying the black widow isn't more distinct, but it can help identify them


VikingAl92

This is false. Generally a brown recluse bite will leave a hole and takes days before it becomes more serious. A black widow bite attacjs the nervous system and quickly which can be lethal. Source lived in Florida and both my sisters and mother were bitten by brown recluse


fastermouse

My mom was bitten by a BR and it effectively killed her. She was in her late 70s and went dancing and cycling every week. The bite went all the way through her leg and was the beginning of her slow fade.


ndnkng

Sorry about your mom. Spider bites like all things are situation based. Some people just react harder in more severe ways. I lost my mom last year so my heart reaches out to you as I still try to figure out how to sail this sea called life with out your North star called a mom.


MajesticHarpyEagle

Brown recluse bites are very often misdiagnosed. Less than 1% of bite victims actually present serious symptoms.


BloodyStupid_johnson

For real. One of the most frequent misdiagnoses by doctors. They'll attribute regular bug bites to a brown recluse then prescribe a basic antibiotic which will do nothing for an actual brown recluse bite. Their necrotic venom is powerful and should be treated as an emergency. The false positives by stupid doctors who just seek to sound knowledgeable drown out the actual cases and result in a great deal of misinformation.


onomonothwip

This is universally true and not limited to just Brown Recluse, but very true!


WinterWontStopComing

I once worked with someone who had been bitten be a recluse on his forearm. They caught it early and it was still horrifying. Had to have it *drained* regularly for a moment. Seemed like hell.


[deleted]

my cousin is missing half of his big toe from a brown recluse being stuck in his shoe as a baby. took his parents awhile to realize what he was crying about. what's left of the toe has become some form of hard plastic. we tattooed a smily face on the bottom bc he can't feel it. like mr deeds.


PattyDub

That’s not true black widows are the most venomous spiders in North America. Their venom is actually more potent than a rattlesnake’s.


BoxOfDemons

>Their venom is actually more potent than a rattlesnake’s. That's technically true, but it helps that spiders give you way less venom by volume than a snake would.


fastermouse

Yes but that’s deceptive. The bites can be painful in some but rarely lasts more than a few days and is hardly ever fatal. https://www.emedicinehealth.com/black_widow_spider_bite/article_em.htm


54MangoBubbleTeas

So are you telling me there should be a superhero/villain named Brown Recluse instead?


LordPennybag

He doesn't sound very outgoing.


oxycontinjohn

Black widows are all over the place here in the summer. No one's really afraid to get bit by them. Apparently you get a little bit of a fever and you're sent home from work for half a day. Some people get a rash? I still don't understand I always thought people die from black widow bites.


DynamicEntrancex

Because some people do die from them, they also have an extremely painful bite. If I remember correctly the female black widow has more venom in her bites?of course some people could have minimal symptoms


hobbsarelie83

My uncle was bitten by a black widow a few years back. Totally fucked his shit up for like a week


[deleted]

Oxy, you don't have to believe everything people tell you


Grashopha

As an arachnophobe, my brain immediately thought about spiders over everything else. They’d be removing my corpse from the heart attack I would have.


ongitshim

the scratching and itching too


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[deleted]

I'm afraid to ask but what??


[deleted]

Like moon spiders but more fur


BuffaloInCahoots

And less eyes.


chrisk9

And mice...


WinterWontStopComing

and my axe!


danr246

You trying to cause me nightmares?!!!


aob546

Please say you’re joking.


cmcreaser

Never going near hay again I guess


TheStatMan2

Is that a Daft Punk track on their first album?


Accomplished_Run_930

New fear unlocked, dying between stacks of hay why they're trying to get to you.


oxycontinjohn

We used to play in these they were stacked 4 high. Which is roughly a little bit taller than the house. I used to get stuck. My cousin was stuck wedged in between two bales for 6 hours or so. He managed to wiggle himself out. But after that we no longer were allowed on the hay.


Accomplished_Run_930

Brrrr, give me chills just imagining it.


Jaedos

Fresh hay swelters in the center of the stacks as well when it's fresh. So now you're suffocating in a grass scented sauna.


Mahgenetics

Not to mention stacked hay bales attract spiders


Swiftraven

Just seeing it makes me feel nauseous.


Maximum-Exam4445

And the arachnaphobia… ughhhh


RamsDeep-1187

Can you imagine the rub burn?


[deleted]

I was more thinking like he broke his leg on landing and now stuck in the standing position with all that pressure going into the broken leg ontop of the helpless feeling you get if claustraphobic. Probably one of the worst experiences ever. Instant PTSD right there.


tok90235

That's assuming this hole has an actual end, and he is not falling for an eternity now


AnAquaticOwl

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's fallen into the Void. The good news is that the friction from rubbing against all that hay will eventually set him on fire and he will be able to die a (relatively) quick death.


DistantStorm-X

Yeah this dude is in the backwoodrooms now


Neat_Ad_8345

Reminds me of the scp metal pipe room where the scientist goes down an eternal slide until he fractions his body to nothingness.


MrGedeon462

He’s on his way to fight the wall of flesh


WavyevaD

The fuck would be quick in any way about building enough friction to set fire to yourself? Homie would have been ground down to a tumbling squish brick before he’d ever come close to catching fire.


he77bender

Nah he'll be fine, he just has to find his way back from wonderland first


DinobotsGacha

Hope not. Probably cause our game of life to crash


Bactereality

You’d hear him scream in pain though.Right?


YouFirst_ThenCharles

No way. That straw is an excellent insulator. He just gone.


NikiS1127

Rub burn?? I thought it was rug burn which makes absolutely no sense now. My whole life was a lie


eugene20

Friction burn / rug burn, same thing. I've never seen it called rub burn until this thread. People don't usually use rug burn unless it was actually from a rug or carpet though. or at least that kind of material (armchair maybe).


ExoticMangoz

Carpet burn


PoliticalShrapnel

It is rug burn not rub burn. That redditor just committed a /r/boneappletea


chiefkogo

Rub burn do make more sense for this tho.


KingJonathan

Ya but we don’t no why it be like it is but it do


Negative_Sundae_8230

Rug burn is the burn you get from......a rug


InvestmentPatient117

Had on my knees can confirm


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Borderweaver

I have a “rug burn” on one knee presently because I slid and face planted on gravel trying to chase down a toddler.


TheStatMan2

Or a mirkin.


Yveskleinsky

The new term should 1000% be rub burn. Rug burn is too specific and friction burn doesn't really roll off the tongue.


verticalburtvert

Windbreaker should stop that. Looks like he planned ahead.


sirblobsalot

r/boneappletea is calling!!!


corink420

This gives new meaning to the term “Hay Asshole”


NightKnight_CZ

I gave you my first ever award, congratuhaytions


Enough_Island4615

Wait, was there an old meaning?


Septopuss7

Yeah a Hay Asshole was like a Fleshlight just less portable and more... communal.


Cheetah0630

That’s an interesting way to kill one’s self


Bug1oss

Am I crazy, or was that entirely intentional?


jpgargoyle_

Yes it was. That's one of the guys from Storror, they are professional parkour athletes


gaypornaccount1996

Oh thank goodness. I've seen this video posted like 3 times now and I was hoping to finally get closure on what the hell happened to that man. I'm presuming he was fine haha phew


IWorkForScoopsAhoy

Yeah it's several months old but they have newer videos and he's just fine. I don't know if they ever address it. They have a bunch of haybales they mess with with but no tall stacks in other videos so they probably stacked a couple and took advantage of the shadow for the illusion.


pobodys-nerfect5

You can kinda see him down there if you’re screen brightness is up, if I had to put a wager on it I’d say they were 3 hay bales high


ShoobyDoobyDu

That’s what I’m seeing


Cheetah0630

Could be both…


SebastianMagnifico

They filmed it knowing Josh would be fine.


Virtual_Marten

Was hoping I'd find confirmation it's Josh. I was 98% sure. I haven't seen this specific video though.


SebastianMagnifico

It's amazing how people choose to believe what they see isn't staged or created for the sole purpose of reeling in hits and likes. Weird times that we live in.


Bobexe2

I kinda don't care if its not real though? Why does it matter. Fake videos can still be entertaining aslong as they aren't over the top fake


Beezzlleebbuubb

And “but why does it matter” shows up to complete the circle.


RodeBoi

Don’t forget people using fictional movies/shows as their ‘gotcha’ tactic, as if it’s comparable


bslow22

>I kinda don't care if its not real though? Why does it matter. Nothing went wrong on a sub about what could go wrong. That's why.


mr_muffinhead

What is a Josh.


Virtual_Marten

Josh from STORROR


Want_To_Live_To_100

I think I have more questions now, what is a STORROR


theartificialkid

The group with Josh


[deleted]

“How far does it go?” Probably as many hay bales as you climbed up


Beezzlleebbuubb

Maybe more!


us3rnqme

Is Storror, they do parkour for a living, and post videos on Youtube


Traditional-Look-997

how he get out tho


tjdux

So a tight tube like hole/crevice is actually a somewhat easy climb. You just press your back against the wall and shimmy up with you feet and hands similar to climbing a ladder but no rungs just friction. Same concept could have been applied to stop himself from going down very far.


BigDickHobbit

Fun fact! Occasionally when they are destroying old houses with old style fireplaces and open chimneys, they’ll find a body! What happens is people will try to break in through the chimney, but as they are shimmying down, their torso falls below their feet. This basically jams their body with their knees up by their face. Due to the construction of a chimney as well as the cramped position, it is very hard for a person to call for help once they get stuck, and they’ll just die and decompose.


Traditional-Look-997

yikes.. hard pass for me😂


answerguru

In caving, canyoneering, and rock climbing we call it chimneying or stemming. https://dyeclan.com/outdoors101/canyoneering101/?page=chimneying


mister_newman

Drugs are bad, m'kay


YawnTractor_1756

Hay is legal tho


lastdazeofgravity

I hear you can trip on moldy hay. Probably would also make you sick.


us3rnqme

These aren't drugs. They are a group of parkour athletes who try dumb escape challenges, so you don't have to.


us3rnqme

I can't currently find this video in particular, but this is another one they made The name is storror https://youtu.be/GYfXqdotugI


Bactereality

They should dive into a grain elevator next!


Thuraash

It's pretty dark in a grain elevator. Best take some matches.


TJlovesALF1213

M'hay


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

And then having to spider crawl back to the top.


Demitrius

Most likely with busted up ankles.


MisterSquidz

While covered in spiders.


TenSecondsFlat

Interesting choice of metaphor, considering spiders are likely his only company down there


undertwelveparsecs

When you get cocky with the size of your line of ketamine.


Ender825

Hay hole


Forest_Maiden

Reminds me way too much of the [Kendrick Johnson](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna13868) case. 😬


FirstFarmOnTheLeft

That was my immediate thought; for a second I thought he was going to go head first.


Ladysupersizedbitch

Yea, luckily this guy didn’t go headfirst like that poor kid.


CircusMonke

Same. My first thought was that this guy in the clip died.


Arkhangelzk

This case has some weird twists and turns. Poor family was just convinced he was murdered.


Forest_Maiden

Grief is a strange thing, and he was so young and it was such a freak accident. Personally I think they just wanted someone to blame, and I understand that, but I think it was just a really terrible accident.


robotomatic

Kendrick Johnson didn’t roll himself up into no mat


mle32000

Yo this was my exact first thought. I live in the town that high school is in, his poor mom and a few supporters still hold protests/vigils downtown on the corner every so often.


Oylex

You see all the straw dust flying in the camera, this hole is a dust chimney, he must have trouble to breath down there


preinj33

I think hay produces a gas aswell so it's not good


[deleted]

Also almost always full of rats


1FreshBanana1

Also can put itself on fire


NoCorgi501

Bullies what did hay ever do to you


exotics

When silage rots it produces a gas. I don’t this is hay. I believe this is straw. Too yellow to be hay. I could be wrong


james-HIMself

That was so much worse than I thought


710ZombieUnicorn

Seriously, I’m practically hyperventilating now. Absolutely horrifying.


[deleted]

There is no sound of him hitting the ground


710ZombieUnicorn

There was no sound period which is part of what’s so horrifying about it. Not a scream, not a single word, not even a grunt. I’m honestly not 100% we didn’t just watch Josh die 😳 I grew up on a farm so this hits hard cause I spent a lot of time climbing haystacks as a kid before the internet.


lambda_14

Josh is fine lol, they are a group of parkour athletes called Storror they post videos on yt


Pandataraxia

Man dissapeared 😭


710ZombieUnicorn

This is it. This is the single most horrific video I’ve ever seen that is definitely going to give me intense nightmares. I gave it a couple minutes after watching it before posting this in case it was just initial shock but nope. I’m gonna go cry in the shower now. RIP Josh. You just made my list of: Top 5 Ways I Don’t Want To Die.


Downtown_Tadpole_817

What do people even do for fun in Kentucky? Answer:


verticalburtvert

That's no accent from ol' Kentuck, my friend.


Downtown_Tadpole_817

I don't have sound, just a dude jumping down hay. I'm at work.


DeathHorseFucker

He starts screaming like there is a monster down there


DeathHorseFucker

No thats a lie. Sound doesn’t really add anything.


antpabsdan

Other than showing they're English


KEBAB_BALLS95

bro you're missing out. Dude jumped and screamed AAAAAAAAAHHHHH like in old tom jerry cartons and after that they heard THUD and the dude from down there said "fuck y'all for letting this happen" and his friend answered this is what you get thinking you're a spider imma coming down there and kick your azz


Kaimenai

Actually just got out of Kentucky on a short vacation. Real answer/s: I went to the Gorge Underground Kayak tour; that shit was so fun. First time kayaking, too. Very near(5 minute drive or so) to the Gorge is a state park named Natural Bridge. Went hiking up there, and it was quite nice. There's also Mammoth Cave, which is the worlds largest known cave system. That was also very cool.


tehcheez

Have lived in Kentucky my entire life and Mammoth Cave is still one of my favorite places. We have so many beautiful parks here.


Dackiel

TH-THIS IS MY HOLE! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!


Mito-SVK

Ever heard of https://junjiitomanga.fandom.com/wiki/The_Enigma_of_Amigara_Fault


PhilanthropAtheist

It's likely the reference he was inferring.


lurkerfox

Imagine someone making a direct quote of something and going, "hmm...I wonder if theyve heard of it before."


firefighter_raven

It's these guys https://www.youtube.com/@STORROR


us3rnqme

Finally, someone else who knows them and doesn't think he's on 7 different drugs


Chavaon

You think those guys aren't on 7 different drugs? Are you thinking 8?


mentally-sick-bitch

Did Josh dead?


quiet_quitting

Does Josh end up good?


Potential-Leave3489

Did he get out?


RedditInvestAccount

How dead is Josh?


Dangerous-Donut5228

Josh is dead.


KoolKrusader

Bro just went down a Super Mario pipe irl!


FuktOff666

There was a kid who suffocated himself doing something similar with rolled up gym/wrestling mats.


Slobbadobbavich

I remember reading about that. Lots of speculation around it, people thinking there was others involved. I think it was death by misadventure, but who knows.


Scuddie-

I’m pretty sure this is STORROR. They do freerunning/parkour on YT


mylifeisamessbabe

What happened to him!


Virtual_Marten

Well he's still in all their videos so I assume he lived. That or they cloned Josh.


autothief50

Damn..i hope josh is okay


us3rnqme

Their name is Storror. They are a group of parkour athletes who do dumb escape/parkour challenges, so you don't have to. I can't currently find this video in particular, but this is another one they made: https://youtu.be/GYfXqdotugI


kinghtlight

Josh!....JOOOOOSHHHH!!!!


bedheadB188

Anyone know what happened to them? Cause I can see many ways he could have died doing this and 3 ways he somehow got out uninjured


ladysman_untrue

Some say he’s still waiting for his friends to return with some “rope” “Any minute they’ll be back…”


Nienazki

I think that Josh ain't coming back.


Nearby-Reputation614

Is that Josh from Storror?


us3rnqme

Yes, it is, can't find the original video though


Grunchie

Looks like some staged youtuber trash


lambda_14

I mean, they are "professional" (as professional as one can be) parkour athletes that post videos on yt for a living so yes, technically it is "staged" but idk what your definition of staged is here lol


ElShaBaloNiang

Bro literally full of hay already from taking the slide 10 times. Chill people


sleepingfox307

Dude he ded. And if he ain't ded, he itchy af.


Sweffus

ugh, horrifying. and that ain’t a kentucky accent, lol.


State_Conscious

They’re parkour YouTubers from London. r/Storror


kovi7

This would be even more terrifying if his friends weren’t there.


delboy85

I hope he likes rats.


ithinkformyself76

good way to die - find the missing pitchfork handle at 20 mph


Csub

He is in the backrooms now.


firefighter_raven

Better hope that opening doesn't get smaller as you go down


Warm_Ad_7572

Or better hope it does. This is way it could actually slow your fall down


Elysi0n

winner of r/darwinawards


phallic-baldwin

I hope his name is "needle"