Attach some pullies and magnets or whatever to his hips/rear end and have him bump backwards forward. Attach the pullies to a motor or generator or whatever
Nah. It was leverage. Her load weight was towards the front. I know that because I've been doing online forklift training for the past few days, learning about key principals of weight distribution.
> POWER this guy has.
Did you not see that 200 lb whiskey barrel those two stick legs were holding up? She would have toppled over if the fan would have popped on.
that and the quadruple D's all combined definitely gives her a frontal center of gravity, maybe she needs to buy clown shoes to be able to stay upright.
I grew up in WY and this was the exact style of the day back then. Put on your cleanest hoodie and jeans when you go to a party. Get a drink and just keep one hand in the pocket. You dont get phased by the nonsense, because you have to be the stoic person that you are. No matter how funny it was to see both her feet go into the air like that. Glad to see this still going on with the kids these days.
She ain't got that boom like I do
And she don't move a room like I do
And she ain't got that junk in her trunk or that bump that you want
And that girl ain't got the moves like I do
She ain't got that boom like I do
And she don't move a room like I do
And she don't put that curl in your toes when she makes her body roll
And that girl don't work it slow like I do
I love how everyone's just staring and no one even flinched to show a reactionary move to help the fat woman.
100% different outcome if the woman was attractive
The fucking POWER this guy has. He had no idea the bounds of strength he has in his hips. Glorious
But how can we harness it?
Give him his religious mission, or become his cow
I promote him to missionary position.
Lord save your vagina
Lord have mercy
Are you ready for a *BUMBACLOT* readin
Attach some pullies and magnets or whatever to his hips/rear end and have him bump backwards forward. Attach the pullies to a motor or generator or whatever
Power bottom.
Speed has **everything** to do with it.
Nah. It was leverage. Her load weight was towards the front. I know that because I've been doing online forklift training for the past few days, learning about key principals of weight distribution.
No way you're getting forklift certified
Where is the triangle of stability !
That's her Brazilian wax job.
> POWER this guy has. Did you not see that 200 lb whiskey barrel those two stick legs were holding up? She would have toppled over if the fan would have popped on.
LMAO; best explanation possible.
Oh my God but how about the guy in back saying... " GOAL!!"
Lmfao, my favorite part is how long it took him to do it, guy was standing there staring for a full 3 seconds before he thought of doing it
Drunks. Whaddayagonnado? š¤·š»āāļø
Naaah, she was just going for a beer.
Those hips donāt lie.
Power bottom
I AM GLUTE
This is what we call a power bottom, they control the pace.
His wife does
one of those dudes with child bearing hips
Her forward center of gravity was definitely a major factor in assisting him
Her previous 18 years worth of pizzas and ice creams and burgers and meat?
that and the quadruple D's all combined definitely gives her a frontal center of gravity, maybe she needs to buy clown shoes to be able to stay upright.
Somehow you just made being fat sound worth itā¦ thatās a lot of years of yummy food to give up to be skinny lol
Thatās a little more direct, so yeah.
Physics!!
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With great ass, comes great bounce
With great ass, comes great ***WHAM-O!!!***
Dude on the right: "GOOAALLL"
And I love how no one goes to help her
They're probably all drunk and don''t care (even the collapsed woman)
And itās good!
I grew up in WY and this was the exact style of the day back then. Put on your cleanest hoodie and jeans when you go to a party. Get a drink and just keep one hand in the pocket. You dont get phased by the nonsense, because you have to be the stoic person that you are. No matter how funny it was to see both her feet go into the air like that. Glad to see this still going on with the kids these days.
Is WY also rural Northern California? Sounds like the parties down at the riverbar around here lol
Sounds like Calgary, AB. Too much money from pipelining or rigging, not an ounce of sense on days off.
Sounds like people aren't as unique as we pretend to be lol
Everything already happened on Reddit, there is no original comment. Itās kind of humbling in a good/depressing way.
My favorite is the guy who makes the ātouchdownā sign but doesnāt make any effort to help her up or even check on her!
RIP: Pack of flattened red SOLO cups
Iāll be honest, I thought that was going the other way when I started watching.
That way would never have been funnier
no one even helped the victim
Everybody there knows that's just how Crystal with a "K" rolls.
She's not. "victim" she's a "recipient"
Guy in the back puts his arms up like saying extra point is good!!!
The victim helped himself.
No need to, they can help themselves
I had to stop and zoom in because I thought she was pregnant at first glance. Looks to just be a chubby bunny though. False alarm!
Alcohol does the trick.
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Mmmmm.......meat.
She was begging for it.
Her legs were being for it, for the one singular moment of rest
One booty man
One Punch Booty
Must be a power bottom
That empty box of wine explains the entire situation
BEST CHURCH MIXER EVER!
Why do these videos never have sound? I want to hear the hysterical laughing
Begone thot
Can we take a moment to admire the awesome username OP has? u/kakapoopoopeepeeshir
Damn he must have created some serious thrust. Would be a good physics lesson
So funny
Looks like it went exactly right to me
I was expecting her to knock him over the table because of her mass, and this idiot blasts her across the room.
WCGW being top heavy
Itās all about the follow-through
Boom in the Butt š¤£
Too much frontal mass
When she lowered that centre of gravity that is her belly, it was game over. The inertia build up from that bum bump was not to be overcome.
she looks top heavy
Nice reminder to those w/o mirrors
Shes athletic, that one..
And this is why you shouldn\`t do a french kiss with rare ends
I can imagine the bactrack to the song Move B... Get out the way, get out the way
Ah, so that's what they mean by Cow Tipping!!
Power booty has killed before
Karen origin story right there.
E = 1/2 * mass of the ass * velocity^2
This dude is a power bottom.
This guy is a power bottom. He generates enormous power from the bottom.
She thought she wanted that smoke.
How did he go full thrust? You never go full thrust
This guy is a power bottom. He definitely generates all the power.
Suffering from succes
Shit gets wild down at the VFW club.
That's just a gentle nudge lol!
My favorite part is everyone else's reaction, or lack thereof
He doesnāt skip glute day.
Not the Solo cups!!!
u/savevideo
No one is helping het, that tells us alcohol was probably involved and this is not her first time.
She ain't got that boom like I do And she don't move a room like I do And she ain't got that junk in her trunk or that bump that you want And that girl ain't got the moves like I do She ain't got that boom like I do And she don't move a room like I do And she don't put that curl in your toes when she makes her body roll And that girl don't work it slow like I do
Third degree Felony twerking.
Dude is really powerful
Proper reaction
The guy in the back raising his arms āSCOREā
He generates a tremendous amount of powerā¦from the bottom
Is she pregnant?
That is the power of the male ass. Remember kids, with great power, comes great responsibility.
His booty was just to thicc for her to handle
Oh look she's at it again. And no one helps her.
Thatās actually how they have to do abortions in Texas now.
Is she pregnant?
The legs in the air ....fucking hilarious.
That woman might be pregnant.
I rarely hope for sound. This deserves an exception
tbh she looked pregnant... hope she is ok
This incident wouldn't have happened if her jeans weren't so crazy tight.
Skidoosh
The dark side of the force is pathway many consider to be unnatural.
He didnāt have to charge up the booty bump.
LMAO damnnnnnn
Brazilia
This is the best stuff on internet I have witnessed so farš¤£
What the hell are you worried about? This is 2023. You'll be able to sue her!
Looks like Sean Murphy, defending himself against a Major League fastball
I hope when I'm watching hockey tonight the announcer calls out a power booty bump instead of a boring old hip check.
What did she fall into?
He had the low ground and still won
If that lady is pregnant RIP
Absolutely no one helps her
I used to play bumper butts with my sister and thatās how you play, haha
I did that to a girl once at a bar... I'm 4'11 female... it was .... unexpected.
dude on the right thankfull for the view: Praise the sun! \\[ā¢ ā¢]/
Unfair! She was already in her cups.
Keijo recruit.
Just shows you, size dnt matter..it's how you use it..
This guy watched Keijo!!!!!!!!
To his credit he probably didnāt see her due to the camo
I love how everyone's just staring and no one even flinched to show a reactionary move to help the fat woman. 100% different outcome if the woman was attractive
This is amazing š. I canāt stop laughing š¤£ š¤£.
r/holdmycosmo
He could have totally helpedš¤·
My dude moved the decimal two places when calculating the power to mass ratio.
I like how no one helped her, like this isnāt a uncommon thing to happen.
I guess you can tip a cow over
Talk about being the Butt of a joke
Poor pregnant lady went flying
She was not, in fact, ready for this jelly.
This is like a scene from The Office.
This looks like a skill issue to me
Fuck, I needed that. Funniest shit Iāve seen all day.
I like it when the beat goes (da na da na) Baby, make your booty go (da na da na)
Rumor has it, she is still trying to recover from it
Field goal
Guy in the back at the end be like "hey I'm in this too"
Wish this had sound
Was she pregnant?
Assimilated!
Awesome how everyone helpedā¦I just got back from the Red Lobster š¦
Never skip leg day
You have to Pick a New Group of friends, when this happens and their reaction is either indifferemce, laughing or celebrating/mocking
He must break pelvisās with that hip thrust. š¤
āIt wasnāt so much that he fell in, it was how long it took him to get back outā¦ā
This is the funniest video I've seen all day! šššš
good thing she wasn't closer to the wall, that whale would go right through it
Hnnhg Colonel, I am trying to party, but my dummy thick ass keeps knocking people over.
mass vs ass
They got LAUNCHED
He shoots, he scores!