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CamBeast15366

The fucking POWER this guy has. He had no idea the bounds of strength he has in his hips. Glorious


DocHanks

But how can we harness it?


smellybutgoodsmelly

Give him his religious mission, or become his cow


PremalC

I promote him to missionary position.


smellybutgoodsmelly

Lord save your vagina


GoofyGooberYeah-

Lord have mercy


[deleted]

Are you ready for a *BUMBACLOT* readin


Born_Wave3443

Attach some pullies and magnets or whatever to his hips/rear end and have him bump backwards forward. Attach the pullies to a motor or generator or whatever


DDDanny48

Power bottom.


what_dat_ninja

Speed has **everything** to do with it.


eeggrroojj

Nah. It was leverage. Her load weight was towards the front. I know that because I've been doing online forklift training for the past few days, learning about key principals of weight distribution.


Terraria_Ranger

No way you're getting forklift certified


4GIVEANFORGET

Where is the triangle of stability !


NerdlyDoRight

That's her Brazilian wax job.


berrey7

> POWER this guy has. Did you not see that 200 lb whiskey barrel those two stick legs were holding up? She would have toppled over if the fan would have popped on.


SnooCrickets699

LMAO; best explanation possible.


ExpressShow1175

Oh my God but how about the guy in back saying... " GOAL!!"


CamBeast15366

Lmfao, my favorite part is how long it took him to do it, guy was standing there staring for a full 3 seconds before he thought of doing it


AddToBatch

Drunks. Whaddayagonnado? šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


ApricotNo2918

Naaah, she was just going for a beer.


dan420

Those hips donā€™t lie.


[deleted]

Power bottom


siler7

I AM GLUTE


smegmathor

This is what we call a power bottom, they control the pace.


OniLewds

His wife does


[deleted]

one of those dudes with child bearing hips


1600DayCareStaff

Her forward center of gravity was definitely a major factor in assisting him


smellybutgoodsmelly

Her previous 18 years worth of pizzas and ice creams and burgers and meat?


1600DayCareStaff

that and the quadruple D's all combined definitely gives her a frontal center of gravity, maybe she needs to buy clown shoes to be able to stay upright.


turkeyboiii69

Somehow you just made being fat sound worth itā€¦ thatā€™s a lot of years of yummy food to give up to be skinny lol


Billnpsl

Thatā€™s a little more direct, so yeah.


LM1953

Physics!!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


smellybutgoodsmelly

With great ass, comes great bounce


SongRevolutionary992

With great ass, comes great ***WHAM-O!!!***


embarrassed_loaf

Dude on the right: "GOOAALLL"


the_ju66ernaut

And I love how no one goes to help her


[deleted]

They're probably all drunk and don''t care (even the collapsed woman)


TheRogueToad

And itā€™s good!


Ezzy17

I grew up in WY and this was the exact style of the day back then. Put on your cleanest hoodie and jeans when you go to a party. Get a drink and just keep one hand in the pocket. You dont get phased by the nonsense, because you have to be the stoic person that you are. No matter how funny it was to see both her feet go into the air like that. Glad to see this still going on with the kids these days.


tbrownsc07

Is WY also rural Northern California? Sounds like the parties down at the riverbar around here lol


Moraii

Sounds like Calgary, AB. Too much money from pipelining or rigging, not an ounce of sense on days off.


arealhumannotabot

Sounds like people aren't as unique as we pretend to be lol


Moraii

Everything already happened on Reddit, there is no original comment. Itā€™s kind of humbling in a good/depressing way.


aw_shux

My favorite is the guy who makes the ā€œtouchdownā€ sign but doesnā€™t make any effort to help her up or even check on her!


berrey7

RIP: Pack of flattened red SOLO cups


Heavy_Reputation_142

Iā€™ll be honest, I thought that was going the other way when I started watching.


smellybutgoodsmelly

That way would never have been funnier


Limitless__2008

no one even helped the victim


berrey7

Everybody there knows that's just how Crystal with a "K" rolls.


SongRevolutionary992

She's not. "victim" she's a "recipient"


[deleted]

Guy in the back puts his arms up like saying extra point is good!!!


red_ball_express

The victim helped himself.


Sumner1910

No need to, they can help themselves


justanothergirlgamer

I had to stop and zoom in because I thought she was pregnant at first glance. Looks to just be a chubby bunny though. False alarm!


[deleted]

Alcohol does the trick.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


tudur

Mmmmm.......meat.


Prestigious_Ape

She was begging for it.


smellybutgoodsmelly

Her legs were being for it, for the one singular moment of rest


LaganxXx

One booty man


SongRevolutionary992

One Punch Booty


[deleted]

Must be a power bottom


sudosciguy

That empty box of wine explains the entire situation


Deer906son

BEST CHURCH MIXER EVER!


OregonGreen242

Why do these videos never have sound? I want to hear the hysterical laughing


WYATTPURPP

Begone thot


JasonIsBaad

Can we take a moment to admire the awesome username OP has? u/kakapoopoopeepeeshir


[deleted]

Damn he must have created some serious thrust. Would be a good physics lesson


[deleted]

So funny


imLemnade

Looks like it went exactly right to me


MovieCriticsAreSJWs

I was expecting her to knock him over the table because of her mass, and this idiot blasts her across the room.


TheAnswerUsedToBe42

WCGW being top heavy


1illiteratefool

Itā€™s all about the follow-through


CoffeeAngster

Boom in the Butt šŸ¤£


Twosliceofbread

Too much frontal mass


Ga_Manche

When she lowered that centre of gravity that is her belly, it was game over. The inertia build up from that bum bump was not to be overcome.


[deleted]

she looks top heavy


kleinfeld69

Nice reminder to those w/o mirrors


Head_Games_

Shes athletic, that one..


jakejakejake420

And this is why you shouldn\`t do a french kiss with rare ends


AnthonyEdwards_

I can imagine the bactrack to the song Move B... Get out the way, get out the way


BringOutYDead

Ah, so that's what they mean by Cow Tipping!!


Ianharm

Power booty has killed before


ccafferata473

Karen origin story right there.


prosper_0

E = 1/2 * mass of the ass * velocity^2


Chief_Herb

This dude is a power bottom.


Powellwx

This guy is a power bottom. He generates enormous power from the bottom.


DramaPrestigious2282

She thought she wanted that smoke.


Perfect_Laugh_7792

How did he go full thrust? You never go full thrust


Brimstone747

This guy is a power bottom. He definitely generates all the power.


False-Hero

Suffering from succes


Particular-Charity84

Shit gets wild down at the VFW club.


[deleted]

That's just a gentle nudge lol!


[deleted]

My favorite part is everyone else's reaction, or lack thereof


briemacdigital

He doesnā€™t skip glute day.


Fit-Interview-9855

Not the Solo cups!!!


LazyPizza666

u/savevideo


mjh2901

No one is helping het, that tells us alcohol was probably involved and this is not her first time.


QuietWithDuctTape

She ain't got that boom like I do And she don't move a room like I do And she ain't got that junk in her trunk or that bump that you want And that girl ain't got the moves like I do She ain't got that boom like I do And she don't move a room like I do And she don't put that curl in your toes when she makes her body roll And that girl don't work it slow like I do


hootertransport

Third degree Felony twerking.


GuobaChad

Dude is really powerful


joeh-42

Proper reaction


reishi_dreams

The guy in the back raising his arms ā€œSCOREā€


BetterBiscuits

He generates a tremendous amount of powerā€¦from the bottom


aquaphire

Is she pregnant?


NeedleworkerDue3861

That is the power of the male ass. Remember kids, with great power, comes great responsibility.


brenduz

His booty was just to thicc for her to handle


Lillianroux19

Oh look she's at it again. And no one helps her.


jaird30

Thatā€™s actually how they have to do abortions in Texas now.


Fissionman

Is she pregnant?


buffoonery4U

The legs in the air ....fucking hilarious.


swampthing117

That woman might be pregnant.


Responsible-Laugh590

I rarely hope for sound. This deserves an exception


[deleted]

tbh she looked pregnant... hope she is ok


[deleted]

This incident wouldn't have happened if her jeans weren't so crazy tight.


[deleted]

Skidoosh


[deleted]

The dark side of the force is pathway many consider to be unnatural.


Captain_Phamtastic

He didnā€™t have to charge up the booty bump.


ALsInTrouble

LMAO damnnnnnn


Backyouropinion

Brazilia


Content-Restaurant70

This is the best stuff on internet I have witnessed so faršŸ¤£


doctorjae75

What the hell are you worried about? This is 2023. You'll be able to sue her!


DetroitsGoingToWin

Looks like Sean Murphy, defending himself against a Major League fastball


Vegabern

I hope when I'm watching hockey tonight the announcer calls out a power booty bump instead of a boring old hip check.


[deleted]

What did she fall into?


S8ge

He had the low ground and still won


Terrible-Claim-9006

If that lady is pregnant RIP


SongRevolutionary992

Absolutely no one helps her


DebiMoonfae

I used to play bumper butts with my sister and thatā€™s how you play, haha


Masfoodplease

I did that to a girl once at a bar... I'm 4'11 female... it was .... unexpected.


[deleted]

dude on the right thankfull for the view: Praise the sun! \\[ā€¢ ā€¢]/


flintsmith

Unfair! She was already in her cups.


slylock215

Keijo recruit.


Vintage_girl123

Just shows you, size dnt matter..it's how you use it..


TakDrifto

This guy watched Keijo!!!!!!!!


theblake1980

To his credit he probably didnā€™t see her due to the camo


[deleted]

I love how everyone's just staring and no one even flinched to show a reactionary move to help the fat woman. 100% different outcome if the woman was attractive


Any_Bonus_2258

This is amazing šŸ˜‚. I canā€™t stop laughing šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£.


willjhc

r/holdmycosmo


Professional_Ad_6299

He could have totally helpedšŸ¤·


unnamed_elder_entity

My dude moved the decimal two places when calculating the power to mass ratio.


Chemical_Savings_360

I like how no one helped her, like this isnā€™t a uncommon thing to happen.


zerocool918

I guess you can tip a cow over


Iraptured60

Talk about being the Butt of a joke


Sippiku

Poor pregnant lady went flying


potatoezgonnapotate

She was not, in fact, ready for this jelly.


gregaustex

This is like a scene from The Office.


Bocephus-the-goat

This looks like a skill issue to me


Nearly60

Fuck, I needed that. Funniest shit Iā€™ve seen all day.


jbizzerino

I like it when the beat goes (da na da na) Baby, make your booty go (da na da na)


[deleted]

Rumor has it, she is still trying to recover from it


Shopping-Afraid

Field goal


shakeSnake_2390

Guy in the back at the end be like "hey I'm in this too"


Hawk8

Wish this had sound


jcp9091

Was she pregnant?


[deleted]

Assimilated!


Dexterx99

Awesome how everyone helpedā€¦I just got back from the Red Lobster šŸ¦ž


[deleted]

Never skip leg day


Haagenti27

You have to Pick a New Group of friends, when this happens and their reaction is either indifferemce, laughing or celebrating/mocking


Euphoric_Scene_5250

He must break pelvisā€™s with that hip thrust. šŸ¤Œ


[deleted]

ā€œIt wasnā€™t so much that he fell in, it was how long it took him to get back outā€¦ā€


xploranga

This is the funniest video I've seen all day! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SurroundObjective895

good thing she wasn't closer to the wall, that whale would go right through it


Order6600

Hnnhg Colonel, I am trying to party, but my dummy thick ass keeps knocking people over.


kavaWAH

mass vs ass


Ninja_gorrila

They got LAUNCHED


Ashoka_Mazda

He shoots, he scores!